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    A series of writing prompts I've been (inactively) working on since June 3rd, 2016. Genres/ratings vary, though a fair share are raunchy and/or crude. A select few prompts will have aspects of certain books, TV shows, or movies, hence their tagging in the fandom category.

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    Naruto gets displaced from his home, leaving him stranded and without working chakra. Leaving behind a promising career and family. What he thought was an easy fix to get back will be his downfall into the territory of werewolves. How do you survive with other prisoners in a hostile environment?

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    short drabbles of not so cute moments with every member of bts as your boyfriend

    (or: really shitty things that came to my mind)
    ((dont waste your time on this kids)

    ps. THESE ARE VERY SHORT + i suck at titles, don't even try me

    psssss. jimin does have a kinda cute moment cuz its park jimin

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    “I’m not giving up, y’know,” Philip crossed his arms.

    “Excuse me?”

    “I’m not. I’m going to show you that I’m not that person anymore.”

    “Oh not this shit again,” Theo rolled her eyes “I will tell you this right now. I’m. Not. Interested. Anymore.

    “You should know how stubborn I am. That part hasn’t changed,” Philip smiled. His old flirting self was starting to flourish.

    “Go on and try, I never see you anyway,” Theodosia started to walk away, then stopped “If you try those stupid love letters again, I’m burning down my locker, the letters, then you.” She flicked her hair and walked away.

    Challenge Accepted.

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    How does one learn to live when one's life has been destroyed? With love, patience, and ... Kells ...?

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    68/?
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    It's New York in 1970, and Ryan and Brendon are wannabe rockers with gifts for songwriting and the sense of entitlement to match.

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    (This was massively inspired by The Heart Rate of A Mouse.)

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    This is an AU where BTS are gay Americans in a group chat

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    Kuno tasks Gosunkugi with writing him a love story. For the sake of everything that is good and decent in this world, Gosunkugi should refuse. But that's an awfully thick wad of cash...

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    They never asked for this. However, this is what they receive. Sometimes it is a gift. Sometimes it is a curse. But when the future comes knocking at your door, you cannot make it go away. Even if you tell it a really good knock-knock joke.

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    Omakes and deleted scenes for the Connie Swap series.

    Canonical, loosely-canonical, or just for the heck of it, this is a collection of stand-alone works set in the Connie Swap AU. Includes fics written by the Connie Swap Team as well as works submitted by other wonderful authors.

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    Chapters:
    23/?
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    Teru gets into a debate with Amehiko about whether or not ghosts exists. This leads the lawyer and the others to venture to a supposedly haunted house. With Teru out to prove the ex-janitor wrong, his pride is on the line..as well as his safety!

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    Grace and Karen try to deal with separation while Karen’s divorce is finalized. (Hint: it doesn’t go well).

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    *I'm new on this site! This fanfic is orginally posted on asianfanfics.com by myself. Posting it here for ARMYs without asianfanfics account, enjoy :)*

    Do you have a d(a)ddy k(i)nk? Well, evil little Jungkookie most certainly has one~ On his 20th birthday after becoming the mafia boss, he kidnapped and forced his s(e)xy adoptive dad Taehyung who is 8 years older than him to become his legal wifey!!! XD

    As the saying "like father like son" goes, a despicable street gangster, Taehyung, unsurprisingly raised a child, Jungkook, to become as despicable as him without thinking of the consequences. Many years down the road, his rather peculiar style of parenting came back to bite him in a shocking way. This is a story about an adopted son who was ill-treated for many years by his violent, strict yet extremely sexy and protective adoptive dad. As the kid grew, helplessness and hatred towards his dad evolved into mixed feelings of anger, sexual desire and unrequited love. His obsession over the idea of himself being the only one giving orders to his dad, having the power to punish his dad and gaining the right to conquer his dad became so strong that ultimately one day, he accomplished his unthinkable “revenge”...

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    Donnie loses the use of his legs before they are even old enough to go topside.
    There is a lot of hurdles to overcome and a lot of challenges ahead when you can't walk.

    Drabbles.

    AU.

    Not written in any particular chronological order.

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    Known as the 'cute boy' amongst the neighborhood, Byun Baekhyun has no problems catching the eye of the convenience store clerk on the corner of his street. Park Chanyeol, the said clerk, who witnesses this 'cute boy' come in every Saturday at noon to buy two cherry colas, wonders why one day he suddenly starts buying only one. The day that Chanyeol gains the courage to talk to him, is the day that the two begin a roller coaster ride with each other.

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    With the 3 children all gone into the world except for Ton and Ifan, Ianto is focusing on the next wave of babies and Owen is finding the Mae is responding to Impy and the Monkey even if not to the adults around her. It's time to bring those chicks back to the nest. Ianto feels the fracture of the family keenly and I do love to pull those strings. Don't like - don't read xxxx

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    Someone has sinned and they must be removed. Who attacked the Harkness-Jones family? How will this impact the family and who is the family member taken out of the game for a while due to the offence? Two years after Green Card, Caden 'Storm' is 2 1/2 and Alice almost 6. If you don't like my Alt Verses don't read. No flamers or Trolls please (sick of those) love Crumbly Cake xxx

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    21/?
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    How did Kurusu Akira know how to wield a dagger so proficiently? As soon as he got one in his hands at Kamoshida's dungeon, it disappeared in a flurry of slashes as he killed the Shadows with frightening skill and accuracy. Perhaps a certain Mad Dog of Shimano could answer that question, that is, if he didn't already stick a knife between your ribs.

    (Starts from Yakuza 0 and Pre-P5 to Yakuza 1 and P5)

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    "____."

    "Yes sir?"

    He was sitting at his desk and he seemed super focused. What the hell was he still doing here at such a late hour?
    Everybody's left already.

    Oh heeeell no.
    Honey, you are coming with me.
    We're going out to eat supper and then going back to my place, i mean, yours.
    And-

    "____? The papers for the meeting please. A cup of coffee too."

    "Ah yes. I'm really sorry, Sir."

    You fucking idiot. This isn't the time to be lost in your fantasy.
    You have to keep this job.

    I went to the little kitchen that was near my desk. We had a coffee machine over there with a microwave just in case we wanted a snack. Now where was I? Ah yeah. His coffee.

    I filled his cup and mine and headed out to his desk.
    You know what? Long nights aren't so bad. You just have to spend them right. And with the right people too.
    People? Check. Boss man is hot and nice.
    Spending the night right? Meh. I can think of better ways.
    Know what I m-

    "AH!"

    "____. You really have a bad habit of bumping into people. You and coffee are a dangerous mix."

    That's it. I'm fired for sure.

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    Her arrival brought devastation.

    Unchallenged she tore through their mortal flesh, like it was nothing.

    Misleading them to believe they were helping rid the world of the Vampires, it was nothing but self motivated lies.

    No longer wanting her immortal throne she sought out Erwin, the last living descendent of Van Hellsing.

    The deal made, Erwin took her life. With it, the power that had kept the Vampires at bay, for centuries.

    With no Queen to follow, they tore through the human race at an alarming rate.

    Threatening to make the humans subservient to their immortal prowess.

    Now, Erwin has struck a new deal.

    Returning the Queen to her immortal life, she has her throne, and her subjects.

    What she doesn't have, is a single say in what she does.

    Like a puppet, she must move and speak to every one of Erwin's orders, and bring her ruthless race back under control.

    Only when Erwin has eradicated all but her, may she rest eternally again.

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