4 Works in Come Dine With Me (UK)

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    This week on ‘Come Dine With Me’ we join competitors Eren Yeager, Hange Zoë, Jean Kirstein and Historia Reiss. All think they can pull off the perfect dinner party, but only one can win the £1000.

    Recently appointed producer, Erwin Smith, is uncannily good at stirring the drama. The more sparks flying across the dinner table, the better the ratings, after all. If only his camera team were as ruthless as him: Petra keeps trying to show everyone’s best side and Mike is only good for filming the food.

    Erwin is used to Levi being the dependable one; he has the right sort of patience for filming. But this week his star cameraman is distracted... and Erwin suspects the cause is none other than the first-night contestant!

    Note: There is a mix of ‘script’ style and traditional narration. The Come Dine with Me UK narrator features in both and will always be in bold. The narrator is famous for scathing and sarcastic comments. He is like an omniscient presence who makes fun of each contestant. No one is immune!

    The rest of the story is mostly from Levi’s POV.

    Let me know what you think. :P

    (now rated mature mainly to cover Eren's stories as a 999 call handler)

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    15/?
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    Kudos:
    122
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    This week we're in London, where some 80,000 umbrellas are lost annually on the Underground. I bet they're all found as well...

     

    Or, a Come Dine With Me: Supersize AU

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1109
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    It's... a Doctor Who/Come Dine With Me crossover. Yeah.

    Language:
    English
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    Crackfic. Hannibal appears on the reality show, Come Dine With Me, where five strangers compete for the title of ultimate dinner party host. Unfortunately, Hannibal finds some of the contestants to be terribly rude…

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    6
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