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    According to a course in bartending, there are four steps to properly garnish a drink with a lime wedge:

    Cup
    Rim
    Squeeze
    Drop

    This is exactly what it sounds like. For real. Read the tags. You know exactly what's going on here.

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    English
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    2,589
    Chapters:
    2/4
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    418
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    I enjoyed writing the horrible angst story from before so i decided to write a new one. Lots of angst, hurt and comfort from John followed by smutty goodness later. Will be updated as i write

    Not Beta'd, please comment! x

    *edit* Will give trigger warnings each chapter but please heed the tags. I can't handle the thought of upsetting somebody*

    ** I sometimes post a few chapters a day so i apologise if i spam you. I just write quickly**

    OH MY GOODNESS 100 KUDOS! You guys are amazing.

    Language:
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    49,972
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
    200
    Kudos:
    121
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    3806
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    Alternative universe set in the late 19th century, where Tom Hiddleston is the new Lord on Kensington Lisle. A deteriorating marriage forces Thomas to relocate his family to Oxfordshire in order to save his marriage. But what happens when a maid catches his fancy in an accident relating to his daughter?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    76,781
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    87
    Kudos:
    146
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    2781
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    In a much more lighthearted universe, everyone works at the world's most interconnected shopping mall.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    109,078
    Chapters:
    35/?
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    152
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    4920
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    Nancy and Ned's second year of marriage begins with a murder mystery, and Ned's decision to return to school.

    Series
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    English
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    43,337
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    253
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    A few times that Sherlock interrupts John during self pleasure.

    Might update with more if i write them. This is something that's been on my laptop for ages.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,949
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    188
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    (November 1, 2004):
    James and Lily Potter have been killed in a car accident leaving their one year old son, Harry, an orphan. In the midst of their grief, Remus Lupin and Sirius Black discover that the Potters have left guardianship of Harry to them.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    21,193
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1867
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    Chrom figured there’d be a few complications when he decided to marry his tactician. He expected that there’d be some controversy- but he never expected this.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    3,141
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    439
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    In which Dean and Castiel keep getting interrupted, Dean curses his observant friends, and everyone needs brain bleach.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    3,218
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    962
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    Based on a prompt from the Avengers Kink Meme, but it developed a life of its own.

    While on a mission or some other place public Clint gets bored and fingers Natasha while she's wearing a skirt/dress

    http://avengerkink.livejournal.com/5102.html?thread=5844974#t5844974

    It's moved from just a simple prompt to an exploration of dom/sub with Natasha and Clint. They're both switch and the fic explores that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,614
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2826
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    After coming back to Central to help out Hawkeye, all Ed wants is a few moments alone with Winry. Enter Mustang, King of Interruptions. In his defense Hawkeye is using a pretty unique form of encouragement in hopes that Mustang will actually finish his paperwork.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,315
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    131
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    Stuck in the wrong place at the right time, Cynthia finds herself accidentally discovering Gerome and Inigo's biggest secret

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,372
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    28
    Hits:
    345
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    Or: Why Derek Hale is Never Listening to Stiles Ever Again

    Derek's been cursed by a witch, and as a result, he's supernaturally super-glued to Stiles until the next full moon.

    It wouldn't be so bad, if the struggle to hide their relationship weren't real enough to begin with.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,062
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    155
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2653
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    Prompt fics: first sentence by the prompter, 5 sentences following by me. All Believer Queen, all the time.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,361
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    2144
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    Based on a prompt "David walks in on Emma cumming all over Regina with a magic cock". NC-17, contains g!p. Don't read if that's not your thing! Reviews always welcomed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,591
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2763
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    Castiel and Dean's love has grown within ocean distance. Now, Dean wants to give Cas something he can never give anyone else, and Cas learns a few things. Sam is happy for them... he just wishes that the two could have grabbed a room that wasn't next to his...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,057
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    288
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    Mako and Bolin get a shock when they go to welcome Asami and Korra back from vacation.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    42
    Hits:
    1022
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    A little girl goes missing and the media is sure that one, Trowa Barton, is the perpetrator. The Gundam Pilots come together once again to help their friend clear his name. Meanwhile, Quatre experiences the downside to his Newtype abilities and learns things aren't entirely what they seem.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    9,487
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    75
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    Levi and Erwin decide the best way to spend the long weekend is to go camping. Unfortunately for Levi, nobody ever taught Erwin how to read a map properly, and they end up horribly lost.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,780
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    196
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    Simon attempts to have a little alone time, until the very girl he's thinking about interrupts him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    405
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    92

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