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    It was a Saturday evening, he was home alone and all he wanted to do was masturbate without any interruptions.

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    In an alternate version of the Citadel DLC mission, Shepard finds herself and her friends captured and tormented at the hands of her clone and Maya Brooks.

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    Brock Rumlow, professional double agent and bag of dicks, gets blasted into a mirror universe. He's used to knowing all the angles, but now he's just got to survive being rescued by Steve Rogers, Captain HYDRA.

    The second half of this crack fic extravaganza focuses on the bizarre universe hopping road trip orgy/sex comedy that is the trio of Captain Hydra, good!Jack and the Commander.

    They'll try to kill each other after they get home, like gentlemen.

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    The job is difficult and stressful and sometimes John needs some relief, Sam only wishes he didn't have to hear it from two beds away.

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    Five times that Steve and Natasha were caught having sex and the one time they got away with it. AKA Darcy is horribly underpaid.

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    Emma and Hook finally decide to advance their relationship past the kissing stage, but the universe seems intend on thwarting their plans every single time. Based on the silly premise that Hook didn't have sex in forever.

    Pure & unashamed UST and literally nothing else to see here.

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    Gold Arm and Gold Mask feel the need to intervene.

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    Sonic has only one goal at this party he may or may not be allowed at: find and kill the Caped Baldie. He just didn't factor in one overbearing disciple who has absolutely no intention of letting Sonic get anywhere near his master.
    In the meantime, lots of drinking ensues and Sonic ends up making new best friends before the night is out. Way to go, Sonic!

    Part 2/prequel to The Morning After

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    Magnus and Rue meet over a spilled beer and reluctant karaoke. Their attraction is spontaneous and natural. They would be getting along famously if it wasn't for the serial killer leaving bodies all over Ystad.

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    6/?
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    "Tomorrow, we'll make sure everyone knows what great sex we had."
    "And then we'll come back here and actually have that great sex," Bull agrees.

    (Or: Dorian and Bull keep fucking up at sex, but they're determined to get it right.)

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    Megatron and Eclipse are in the heat of the moment when someone unexpected joins them.

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    Commander Cullen and his Inquisitor have never gotten along: he thinks Isolde is spoiled, vain and childish, and she in turn simply ignores all of his advice.

    After all the political intrigue at the Winter Palace, he takes her aside to give her a piece of his mind - what happens in a corner of Empress Celene's hedge maze surprises them both.

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    2/?
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    Inspired by an anon ask. Starscream gives Soundwave a distracting show while the latter is at work. He's bought new toys, so it's only fair Soundwace sees him trying them out. On camera action from warming up to the climax.

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    ChasingRiverSong's 30 Day OTP Porn Challenge for Rey/Kylo Ren because . . . why the hell not.

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    There was more High Tide could teach Heatwave, more than just how to be great at his job.

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    Prelude to battle: In where Jingim eats humble pie, Marco is caught up in the moment, and Byamba has horrible timing.

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    Truth be told, Bucky could think of about a million reasons to love Steve, but as Bucky's flesh hand traced imaginary lines along his upper body, he was beginning thinking a little less romantically about his lover. He was more focused on thinking about Steve's body. His neck, his pecs, his ab muscles. How they look with water dripping off of them when Steve gets out of the shower...

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    Unrelated ficlets from the series that I couldn't get out of my head. Please bear with me. They're not written very well.

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    3/3
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    20
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    Set in season 3 while Hook is pining for Emma and Zelena is wreaking havoc.
    Emma & Hook get handcuffed together by a curse.

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    Here be a tale of adventure for both body and soul, but beware if ye be not of stout heart, for this be piratelock, ya savvy? Luckless ship's surgeon John Watson takes a chance, and finds himself eye to eye with The Ghost, the scourge of the seven seas and a definite thorn in the side of the blaggard, James Moriarty. But when John finds there's more to this most cunning pirate than be meetin' the eye, he has to choose--is it a pirate's life for him?

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    Chapters:
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