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    A series of unfortunate events (or how the team found out). This is a series of stories which details how each member of the BAU found out about JJ and Emily's relationship.

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    3/6
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    Sascha Roberts never believed that wishes could come true, until she made a wish upon Halley's Comet and found herself in the Naruto Universe. Stuck with the abilities of her Own Character and no idea how to use them, Sascha must find her way in the Naruto Universe or at least...die trying.

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    5,472
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    4
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    Based off of the tumblr post " fcutemo: why is lube always right there in fanfics
    i want a fic where there’s no lube and the characters are just like fuck we needa go to walgreens put ur dick away "

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    3,384
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    42
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    2
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    A collection of drabbles from polygremps.tumblr.com featuring pretty much every possible pairing of Arin/Suzy/Dan/Mark and sometimes Interrupting Barry! Kinks abound and prompts are accepted and encouraged.

    Series
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    English
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    985
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    15
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    280
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    In a much more lighthearted universe, everyone works at the world's most interconnected shopping mall.

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    English
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    93,514
    Chapters:
    30/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    132
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    4018
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    Cullen is tired of always being interrupted.

    Also known as Strawberries, one of the things El likes.

    Series
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    English
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    4,473
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    102
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1181
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    Nancy and Ned's second year of marriage begins with a murder mystery, and Ned's decision to return to school.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    99
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    Some more old work.

    The two teams are cohabiting for MvM, mostly to save on housing costs and also as part of some terrible social experiment by the Administrator. Sniper and Spy make the most of an empty living room. Scout makes some bad decisions. Medic joins him in them.

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    Spy glanced around the room, studying its occupants and feeling eminently proud of his choice of partner. “Considering ze circumstances, mon docteur, ze only option I can propose is ze privilege to ‘ave you replace me in ze fight against ze robots — any time zat I want.”

    "Ja, I can agree to zhat." Medic inclined his head, eyes searching Spy’s smug mask-clad face. "Of course, I can naturally claim zhe same privilege from you, ja?"

    "Oh?" Spy’s eyebrows lifted. “‘Ow much do you zink Soldier would like to know about zhe rendezvous between Monsieur Scout and yourself — open-minded fellow zat ‘e is?"

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    8,354
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    18
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    4
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    If Dorian were half as confident as he says he is, he'd be a force to be reckoned with.

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    2,266
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    273
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    1657
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    По заявке КФ1 - №54 "Себастьян/Крис. Сайз-кинк. Крис сверху/не был в отношениях с Себастьяном. Однажды Себ "невовремя" возвращается домой и видит, как Крис трахает себя большим дилдо, представляя Себастьяна."

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    Русский
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    1/1
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    2
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    41
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    I wonder what Terezi's been up to in this AU.

    Series
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    English
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    1,754
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
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    70
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    Snape has a dirty little secret and gets busted by McGonagall

    For International Fanworks Day 2015
    and still word count difference between my WORD and here by on word :/
     

    ~*~

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    English
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    101
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
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    When Emily returns in "It Takes a Village" JJ has a hard time restraining herself. She doesn't want the team to know but it eventually comes out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,600
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    476
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    Esteban would be an excellent roommate if he hadn't recently elected to get his kicks thwarting James' attempts to masturbate.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
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    60
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    In an alternate version of the Citadel DLC mission, Shepard finds herself and her friends captured and tormented at the hands of her clone and Maya Brooks.

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    English
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    317,810
    Chapters:
    113/?
    Comments:
    156
    Kudos:
    392
    Bookmarks:
    18
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    40884
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    Michael's still hexed, but now he knows what went down, and what to do about it. Luckily it's a hands off, waiting game kind of cure, because he's got more important things to do today. Like go on his first date with Ray. Like get laid, one and a half times. Like catch himself in his own web of lies and completely screw over his evening. Fuckin' magic.

    Series
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    English
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    12,830
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    23
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    3
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    333
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    Alternative universe set in the late 19th century, where Tom Hiddleston is the new Lord on Kensington Lisle. A deteriorating marriage forces Thomas to relocate his family to Oxfordshire in order to save his marriage. But what happens when a maid catches his fancy in an accident relating to his daughter?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    66,305
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    76
    Kudos:
    124
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2226
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    Korra's body picks the worst possible moment to remind her that she's neglected her sexual urges for two weeks: in the middle of Jinora's anointment ceremony. She tries to take care of it, but runs into problems with her uncooperative mind and body. Asami keeps prying into her business and gets to reap the harvest from promising to help with anything Korra needs.

    Language:
    English
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    4,126
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2500
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    When Engineer’s sexual frustration reaches its breaking point, Pyro sends him to Spy for…assistance. Thanks to his own expertise at certain oral endeavours, he learns a secret, learns a lesson, and then learns a much more important secret.

    (This is the updated version, re-written and expanded, and far, far superior. Apologies for posting a sub-par edition to begin with.)

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    19,322
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    440
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    Bahorel and Feuilly are getting intimate when Bahorel decides to interrupt himself.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    375
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    213

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