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    It started as a varghest hunt.....and then there were quillbacks, inappropriate spirits, sand where there shouldn't be sand, and (naturally) venatori.
    Dorian really should have stayed at home.

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    1/?
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    40
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    3
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    In a much more lighthearted universe, everyone works at the world's most interconnected shopping mall.

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    38/?
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    34
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    166
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    16
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    5560
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    Okay so after my last epic story i decided to do something fluffy and funny. I started off with a prompt from LJ which wanted Ill John and Caring Sherlock which then spiralled WAY out of control into this monstrosity.

    I must admit, i have a HUGE, ENORMOUS AND MASSIVE Virgin Kink especially when it's to do with Sherlock, hence why this happened. So yeh... for once my story has no hint of angst (except John has flu) and a lot of humour (i hope). Also this is my 100th story! Yippee!

    Not beta'd, not for profit etc.

    Only warning i'll give is that there is the briefest mention of John vomiting, but it's a sort of 'blink and you'll miss it' thing.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    213
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    4561
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    This had to be the worst day of Toudou Jinpachi's life. It also happened to be his birthday, the day that was supposed to revolve around him, and it was literally the worst day of his life.

    Not that all days didn't revolve around him. This was the day that it was most acceptable.

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    1/1
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    A series of unfortunate events (or how the team found out). This is a series of stories which details how each member of the BAU found out about JJ and Emily's relationship.

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    4/6
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    590
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    The trouble with being an elemental, Ryan finds, is that people will try to summon you to do their bidding. Even more annoyingly, they’ll often do so at the most inopportune moments. Like when he’s right in the middle of an, ah, “intimate” moment with his lover; Ryan is NOT amused.

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    5
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    555
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    Alternative universe set in the late 19th century, where Tom Hiddleston is the new Lord on Kensington Lisle. A deteriorating marriage forces Thomas to relocate his family to Oxfordshire in order to save his marriage. But what happens when a maid catches his fancy in an accident relating to his daughter?

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    80,231
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    96
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    156
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    3051
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    There wasn’t any combination of words in Peggy’s repertoire that would substantiate a plea out of this disaster.

     

    Written for Fan Flashworks Challenge #115: Unidentified Object. Also inspired by the OTPPrompts prompt: Imagine Person A walks in on Person B masturbating.

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    3,072
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
    Comments:
    2
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    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    352
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    When Abby walks in on Clarke and Lexa having sex, she feels obligated to give Clarke "the talk." It doesn't exactly go well...

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    Chapters:
    3/5
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    163
    Bookmarks:
    19
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    2978
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    A little girl goes missing and the media is sure that one, Trowa Barton, is the perpetrator. The Gundam Pilots come together once again to help their friend clear his name. Meanwhile, Quatre experiences the downside to his Newtype abilities and learns things aren't entirely what they seem.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Based on a prompt from the Avengers Kink Meme, but it developed a life of its own.

    While on a mission or some other place public Clint gets bored and fingers Natasha while she's wearing a skirt/dress

    http://avengerkink.livejournal.com/5102.html?thread=5844974#t5844974

    It's moved from just a simple prompt to an exploration of dom/sub with Natasha and Clint. They're both switch and the fic explores that.

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    21,291
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    4202
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    According to a course in bartending, there are four steps to properly garnish a drink with a lime wedge:

    Cup
    Rim
    Squeeze
    Drop

    This is exactly what it sounds like. For real. Read the tags. You know exactly what's going on here.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    25
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    1239
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    Hoseok and Yoongi are just trying to have sex.

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    12
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    In an alternate version of the Citadel DLC mission, Shepard finds herself and her friends captured and tormented at the hands of her clone and Maya Brooks.

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    Chapters:
    125/?
    Comments:
    179
    Kudos:
    448
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    47712
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    Continuation of my previous chapters. I've swapped to a new post so that people can decide whether they want to continue reading Parentlock as the boys get older. They're 5 in this chapter but i will be picking out various ages and situations and flying through them. Not beta'd and no smut in this chapter but will be later!

    Also, the lies Sherlock/John tell the kids are the same lies i heard when i was a child.

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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    73
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1449
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    "And then there’s you, Lewis, the girl no one asked to dance who took to the floor anyway. You dancing to my song, kid? What do you hear? Can’t seem to figure why I give a damn, why it matters. But, oh sweetheart... it does."

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    3,146
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    23
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    263
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
    2498
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    There be SwanQueen ahead in these waters… in this story, just a bit of unresolved sexual tension as Regina Mills gets a full long look at a sweating Emma Swan. Now added a chapter 2, as Regina tries to relieve her needs.

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    2,474
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1212
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    I enjoyed writing the horrible angst story from before so i decided to write a new one. Lots of angst, hurt and comfort from John followed by smutty goodness later. Will be updated as i write

    Not Beta'd, please comment! x

    *edit* Will give trigger warnings each chapter but please heed the tags. I can't handle the thought of upsetting somebody*

    ** I sometimes post a few chapters a day so i apologise if i spam you. I just write quickly**

    OH MY GOODNESS 100 KUDOS! You guys are amazing.

    Series
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    Words:
    61,550
    Chapters:
    37/?
    Comments:
    240
    Kudos:
    160
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    5488
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    Levi has become distance towards you, and of course, it’s upsetting you. One night you decide to come home early in an effort to fix your relationship when you see something that shocks you. How could your boyfriend of a year do this to you?

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    English
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    1,819
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    22
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    2
    Hits:
    461
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    Nancy and Ned's second year of marriage begins with a murder mystery, and Ned's decision to return to school.

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    English
    Words:
    43,337
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    319

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