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    Summary

    A kinkmeme prompt that spiralled hopelessly out of control and currently stands at 40 000 words, with a sequel in the works. Lord help me.

     

    Five times Yondu and Kraglin really wanted to bone each other but Peter was an oblivious cockblocking little shit, and once where they managed it. Comes complete with dodgy softer-than-butter sci-fi, poorly researched alien biology, and some semblance of a plot.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,428
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    Cas stayed up later than usual and may have had a couple drinks past buzzed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,679
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    179
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    Lily's parents come to visit from America.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,469
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    149
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    Kallian Tabris and Alistair's breakup make both of them racist. Fortunately for Zevran, this allows him to express some unrequited feelings. Also, Alarith, the Alienage shopkeep, has a complicated relationship with an elven blood mage. Bevin and Amethyne have a fluffy relationship while Nathaniel and Velanna's is complicated.

    (Other pairings within and forthcoming.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    45,655
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1078
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    Scarlet Ryder wears band shirts, lives for the 70s and plays rock n roll guitar.

    There's no way she's touring with a boyband.

    "Scarlet..." he breathes. My name sounds so different coming from his worn lips; the same lips that were against mine mere moments ago. There's something in me that feels a little like guilt, but I'm still turned on as fuck. I'm not entirely sure where my brain is but it's not entirely sure where I am either so there's that.

    Or, Scarlet and Louis are kind of a thing...

    But then there's Harry.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    108,552
    Chapters:
    39/?
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    183
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    4533
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    The levels of pining in the bunker are getting ridiculous. Someone has to do something.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,293
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    Loki and his lady are getting it on, and their daughter decides to give them a visit.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,844
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Hits:
    80
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    498
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    291
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    Everyone has that obnoxious neighbor that invites himself over or borrows things without asking? Yup, that's Grimmjow. Ichigo's found an apartment close to his school but to live there he's got to endure the next six months with the neighbor from Hell.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    41,129
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    383
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    So the Ghostfacers walk into a haunted house...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    905
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    710
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    If John had found out about Sherlock's relationship with Janine in a different way.

     

    Like by walking in on them having sex.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,408
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    353
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    Eren's dream to study marine biology is already in danger of failing and that in the first semester. The reason: the lack of funds.
    So what do about it? Exactly! Getting money!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,694
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    428
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    You're an admiral now and still you have to deal with his bullshit. Strider just doesn't like making your life easy and now you have to figure out what to do with him. Thankfully, you have a moirail brimming with brilliant ideas in her bright eyes. You don't know what you would do without her.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,386
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1287
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    Dean and Castiel's new found relationship has the world's dudliest man-dude making some self-discoveries. Each more mortifying than the last.

     

    Basically some really cheesy porn, with some crappy fanart at the end for your viewing pleasure!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,848
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1550
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    Sometimes your children can be the biggest bunch of cockblocks ever.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    746
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    321
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    Jensen knows his sister bought this particular bed on purpose. He's slept in helicopters that were quieter. Cougar doesn't let that stop them.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    307
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    492
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    When Dean and Castiel reunite at the bunker, Cas has a nasty case of pneumonia and Dean takes care of him.

    (Slight AU set early season 9 in which Ezekiel healed Sam without possessing him)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,696
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    206
    Kudos:
    1046
    Bookmarks:
    221
    Hits:
    18584
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    Summary

    Summary: Yeah I got nothing, pointless self-indulgent kinky smut. Ratchet, Drift, and Pharma! Time to enjoy a raunchy bang, dudes.

    Disclaimer: I’m only responsible for my own stupidity.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,780
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    456
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    Stiles has faced some pretty interesting Pack negotiations in the past. This is the first one that involves five people in a bed.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,523
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    257
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    Everyone has their tale to tell... some more interesting than others but will be told regardless. When the crazy residents of this insane building aren't purposely harassing each other their random encounters and experiences [past and present] lead to all sorts of unusual things.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,059
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    60

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