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    No one who knew Arthur well had ever taken him for anything other than frighteningly intelligent, and so it wasn't any great surprise that he figured out in under twenty-four hours that the kid in the apartment below his was squatting.

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    Scarlet Ryder is a rockstar. There's no way she could tolerate a boy band...

    "Scarlet..." he breathes. My name sounds so different coming from his worn lips; the same lips that were against mine mere moments ago. There's something in me that feels a little like guilt, but I'm still turned on as fuck. I'm not entirely sure where my brain is but it's not entirely sure where I am either so there's that.

    Or, Scarlet and Louis are kind of a thing... but then there's Harry.

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    25/?
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    Five times Felicity's brother, Stiles, cockblocked Oliver and one time he didn’t.

    Or better yet, four times Stiles did it and one time Derek did it (under threat of no more blowies), and then the one time Stiles let them go at it.

    (A Teen Wolf x Arrow crossover… for funsies.)

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    4/?
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    58
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    17
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    3475
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    Another catch-all collection of ficlets, one-shots, and asides, much in the spirit of “Good Times, Bad Times.” Somewhat less porny than the other post-script fics (but not entirely).

    Series
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    10,396
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    57
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    66
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    3
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    1612
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    Will and Matthew escape, when they are finally about to be intimate for the first time they are cock-blocked by a little three legged dog.

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    1/1
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    9
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    47
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    2
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    Hermann and Newton are very drunk when they find a small, crying child in an alleyway. So of course, the natural thing is to keep it. Parenthood is definitely not for them, but being an uncle is... gratifying.

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    2/2
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    7
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    29
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    5
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    Dean hits on a witch without knowing it and when Sam steps in to keep Dean from going home with a stranger when he should be going home with him, she slips a hex bag into Dean's pocket and calls it a night. The result is unfortunate, but hilarious, for Sam.

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    1/1
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    2
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    39
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    8
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    1675
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    All Nori and Dwalin want is some privacy, but Bilbo and Thorin are always seeming to get in the way. Also, I'm sorry about the angst. I wanted this to be entirely fluffy/smutty, but then it went angsty.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    27
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    4
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    393
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    John Watson avait mis assez longtemps à trouver la femme de sa vie pour ne pas profiter de leur diners en amoureux comme s’il allait à chaque fois la demander en mariage.

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    So remember the beginning of the 3rd episode of Star-Crossed? When Teri put that cool dream leaf under Roman's pillow? It like that but COMPLETE ROMERY!

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    Harry's aura has gone crazy, sending off signals to everything and everyone nearby about how long he's been celibate, and all of his suitors are starting to pay visits or show interest. Thomas has to work overtime to keep them away, but in the end, it certainly proves worth it because he gets to finally claim Harry as his own. This one was also done for a really old prompt on the kinkmeme. The original prompt is located here: http://scribe-protra.dreamwidth.org/306.html?thread=330290#cmt330290 while the totally filled part is located here: http://dresden-kink.dreamwidth.org/3344.html?thread=3921936#cmt3921936

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    3
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    Ryan and Gavin often act differently when the other Achievement Hunters aren’t around. They finally discover the reason after Gavin smushed a banana on Ryan’s desk. Ryan subsequently chased Gavin out of the office, round the back of the building and it was just pure luck that Gavin managed to run himself into a corner because it made it all the more easier for Ryan to pin him against the wall.

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    1/1
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    1
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    8
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    1110
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    Three times in which Takao and Midorima are found out before they are ready.

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    1/1
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    2
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    27
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    648
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    Harry has perfectly reasonable excuses for missing his blind date five times, but when he meets an incredibly fit bloke in the soup aisle, he suddenly doesn't feel all that guilty anymore.

    Or, AU where Harry's mediocre juggling skills don't (but sort of do) seduce Louis.

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    1/3
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    1
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    By manipulating Kirk’s fantasies, Spock telepathically cockblocks his captain until he gets what he wants.

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    1/1
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    4
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    79
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    Jensen agrees to meet a co-worker for drinks later. Misha gets jealous, calling in his minions for assistance with a prank.

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    16
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    29
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    3
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    645
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    They didn’t really talk about it, didn’t make any plans or anything, but it was kind of obvious. They were going to have sex.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    83
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    850
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    Harry Styles broke his own heart.
    Louis Tomlinson is moving on.

     

    All Louis wanted was to be loved. His own heart broken and torn to pieces. Harry Styles was just his supplier. But something changed. Something happened and Louis pulled away. Pulled away so much that Harry took drastic measures. Breaking up with Louis was supposed to make Louis realize what he was missing... But that never happened. So after an incident, Harry is trying to get back on his feet, and trying to get Louis to love him. But first, he has to fix things, himself included

    (I swear the story is not this corny, I just wanted to tell a bit about the story.)

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    3
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    1
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    Dean never thought a virginal, billion-year old angel with a ridiculously formal vocabulary could make premature ejaculation seem possible again.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    15
    Hits:
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    Non era come se l’erano immaginato ma non poterono fare a meno di ridere prima di alzarsi dal letto di corsa, Bucky aveva già dimostrato come fosse irritabile, e forse era meglio concludere quello che stavano facendo sul sedile posteriore. Senza Bucky in giro.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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