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    Rated Teen cos I swear in the tags. Eomer and Legolas start getting it on, Aragorn fucks it up. Honestly idk I can't even tell if this is bad or not.

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    Jesse pokes an accusatory finger into Reaper's chest. "What business is it of yours who I'm sleeping with, anyway?"

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    Quite frankly, Dirk is sick of the universe by now. It’s only been 10 years, 10 years of running around doing its bidding and never getting a single thing back for himself. No friends, no relationships, not even a single kiss after 10 years, no matter how many cases he solves, how many cats he returns to lost owners, or flowers he saves from evil gardeners.

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    Or, 4 times the Universe cockblocks Dirk Gently, and the 1 time it actually helps him.

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    “Two can play at this game.” Alec had the pleasure of watching Magnus go from confused, to a slow smirk, and understanding coming to his eyes. “I might not be able to kick him out, but I can make him want to leave.”

     

    A.K.A
    The story where Jace keeps interrupting Alec and Magnus's 'alone time,' and they're both super fed up.

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    Alec can't stand it. He has to get out. The roof isn't far enough. He goes to Highland Park in Brooklyn and meets an interesting confidant in a glittery Warlock.

    (Or what happens when Alec meets Magnus BEFORE they met at Magnus' Loft.)

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    Ichigo thinks he's going to go fucking mental! Nineteen years old can handle a goddamn kiss! Read within for a jumbled roundabout story of a young man's experiences with cockblock, emotional congestion, and a first time gone wrong.

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    好吧,所以也许peter接下这个工作是为了呆在wade身边,也许这样做不是那么专业,但你告他呀,他就是想多花些时间和男朋友在一起!

    不,别真的告他,Peter是个穷人。

    不过他现在有工作了,所以可能也不会穷太久

    当然,这都要看他的新老板是不是喜欢他,以及他是否能不被发现自己是所有人最喜欢的邻家蜘蛛侠。

    而当这个老板是Tony Stark……Peter从没有这么不自信过。

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    For the prompt:

    Sherlock using their safeword to stop sexual activities whenever he solves a puzzle or has a brilliant idea or has a breakthrough or has to check on an experiment or run out for a case (or anything else work-related). He does it a lot, and John is like >:| >:| >:| every time.

    (But of course as soon as he can get himself together and find his pants, he follows Sherlock, because he is John Watson. Although it makes him >:| at himself a little.)

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    Five times Sherlock safewords during sex because of The Work and one time he doesn't.

     

    Beta read by Sherlock1110.

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    5+1 times being a playboy wasn't all it was cracked up to be. Clint considers solving their super-villain problem by becoming Tony's pimp, Tony considers a life of crime to solve his blue ball problem, Thor tries to defend Tony's virtue, and a certain god of mischief and former assassin both lay claim on a genius/superhero

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    aka, Bucky-cat part 2

    (continuation of the one where Bucky is a cat)

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    Being "Daddy" is not easy...

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    Hot weather and a police uniform make Charlie uncomfortably warm, chafed, and sore. The good doctor does his best to distract him until he can go home and get cool.

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    Magnus spends months upon months of planning out the perfect wedding proposal to Alec, just for him to witness the plan crumble right in front of his own two eyes. After consulting Izzy and a not-so-helpful Simon, he decides to give it a second shot. This time, playing it safe.

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    They said their I love you's...then what?

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    series of one-shots, episodes fixes, and general Rumbelle love

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    Ciel is spoiled, smart, and none too happy about moving to the United States. This seems like the worst of his problems until he meets Sebastian, the alluring bartender at club Underworld, on his 16th birthday. Not only does Sebastian become a secret he keeps from his father, but Sebastian seems to have a few dark secrets of his own.

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    “As amazing as it sounds to be eaten out, it’ll have to wait. I’d much rather have your dick in my mouth right about now.”

    “You always have been a slut for my cock, so I’m not too surprised at that,” Luke smirks and mutters a quiet ‘true’ in response, “But, yeah, that works, I’m up for a blowjob. I’m eating you out after, though.” Luke smiles.

    “Of course. And thank you.”

    “Thank you, actually. Okay, go in and say bye to Ashton then we’ll go.” Luke shakes his head and kisses softly at Calum’s throat.

    “Don’t wanna wait that long, Cal. Wanna blow you off now.” Calum’s mouth goes dry and he pulls Luke’s head back so that he can look the blond in the eyes.

    “Out here, where people could just walk outside and see us?” Luke hums, he moves his mouth back to Calum’s throat and starts to suck and nibble at it. Calum laughs drily, he leans his head back to give Luke more access to his neck, “You’re such an exhibitionist, Luke, I swear.”

    “You love it.”

    “True,” Calum looks around the area to make sure that no one is there, and bites his lip thoughtfully when he sees that the parking lot is empty of people save him and Luke, “Okay, but be quick. I don’t want any one catching us.”

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    Okay, so Nagisa didn’t mean to fall for his roommate and yet here he was, making out with him in his room.

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    There’s a few seconds where they’re just breathing, where Alec’s fingers are burning against the skin under the waistband of Magnus’ underwear and Magnus just looks, infinitely powerful and looming over him - and then there’s meowing, loud and pitiful and Alec's mind comes to a stop.

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