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It’s not that he trusts Eames completely or anything that ridiculous. It’s just that they’ve worked together before, know each other more than peripherally, and it’s sometimes good to have a familiar face around while Cobb goes even more off the rails and off the grid.
Written as part of dream_holiday for eternalsojourn, who asked for something rated NC-17 with lots of kissing and making out and possibly a massage.
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Tavros has a birthday. His cake absconds at the eleventh hour. Gamzee steps in to provide an Emergency Backup Confection so they can still get his best Tavbro's party on. Sollux somehow gets dragged into the depravity.
Meanwhile, a lone wooly bear finds a winter home....
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This Was Always a Bad Idea, Part Three: There Are Dreams and There Are Desires and Sometimes They Are the Same by kyrene
Inception (2010)
21 Nov 2011
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"Amateurs," he growled in disgust, as though he was more upset over their incompetence than the fact that they had tried to kill him. And, knowing Arthur as he did by now, Eames thought that this was quite possibly the case.
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- Part 3 of This Was Always a Bad Idea
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Obito picks a bad moment to drop by and inform Kakashi of what he really thinks about Kakashi's perverted use of his sharingan.
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This Was Always a Bad Idea, Part Two: Sometimes the Best Way to Enter is Through the Backdoor by kyrene
Inception (2010)
9 Nov 2011
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"Phst," Eames scoffed, giving him a crooked grin that Arthur instinctively knew preceded trouble. "This is nothing. Got my tits pierced too!"
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- Part 2 of This Was Always a Bad Idea
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This Was Always a Bad Idea, Part One: It's Only Borrowing If You Intend to Give It Back by kyrene
Inception (2010)
19 Sep 2011
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No one who knew Arthur well had ever taken him for anything other than frighteningly intelligent, and so it wasn't any great surprise that he figured out in under twenty-four hours that the kid in the apartment below his was squatting.
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- Part 1 of This Was Always a Bad Idea
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For a 1stclass-kink meme promp: Erik is a single, successful man who likes quick sex with no strings attached. Then, he meets college professor Charles and it's love at first sight, at least for him. Charles, who heard of Erik's notorious ways, wants nothing to do with him besides being friends. Cue Erik bending over backwards to steal Charles' heart.
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- Part 1 of New York, New York
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When the lights go off in the Xavier Mansion, Erik and Charles meet in secrecy. All is well until Raven interrupts, considering she, nor any other resident in the Institute knows about their relationship.
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Tim/Jaime/Khaji Da straight up indulgent PWP with tentacles.
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For this prompt at xmen_firstkink: Erik really, really, really enjoys cock-blocking others. This is evident in the movie when he interrupts Hank/Ravens intimate moment by yelling out "kinky".
5 times Erik cock-blocks someone & 1 time the team cock-blocks him...
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Erik has barred Charles from reading his thoughts, but still Charles lingers, and Erik can't help but wonder what would have happened had Charles truly stayed by his side.
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Five times Blaine Anderson was cockblocked and the one time he was inadvertently a cockblocker. Originally written for beyond_dapper's Blaine Exchange. Originally posted on May 30th, 2011.
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Lucifer decides to draw on Dean while he is asleep, Dean returns the favor.
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Tim's not ready for sex, and Bruce is determined to make sure he knows it.
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Sometimes, Iruka hated kids
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Five times Arthur had doubts and one time he didn't.
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Spock finds himself quite stressed and tries to seek relaxation via engaging in sexual congress with various strangers.
However, his epic quest for one-night-stands keeps getting thwarted by the Captain who is horrified by the thought of his Vulcan hooking up with someone else instead of hooking up with him. Therefore, Jim uses his considerable amount of cunning, the powers of his baby blues and various strategies to cock-block his First Officer – if Jim doesn't get any, Spock won't get any!
Cue much frustration on Spock's side, until he reaches the limits of his patience. The ensuing confrontation between him and his Captain turns into something quite unexpected, and Jim makes sure his Vulcan is completely relaxed as well as satisfied…
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- Part 1 of How to bag and keep a Vulcan
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"It’s been turning me on a lot since I discovered that Cougar is a genius with the long term planning of a visionary.”
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Jack Harkness's trajectory toward the 21st Century takes a several-century set-back.
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