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Five Times Tommy Cockblocked (And That One Time He Didn't) by MissjuliaMiriam
Young Avengers
29 Apr 2012
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In which Tommy has no interest at all in letting Teddy and Billy get some time for themselves.
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some presents they gave each other that didn’t work out by highboys for crimsonsnowflake/bishounensexual
Kimi to Boku
24 Apr 2012
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Or maybe it did, in some ways.
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how happy must be angels thus employed by lanyon for surlelac, haipollai
Captain America (2011), The Avengers (2012)
8 Apr 2012
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It begins entirely accidentally. Clint walks in on Bucky and Steve in a compromising position and then Bucky escalates by tapping a private line between Clint and Phil. Also known as The One With The Cock-Blocking Competition (and it's all fun and games until Phil and Steve find out.)
They need some kind of referee. Tony Stark agrees far too quickly. He tells Banner who’s sort of fascinated to see what happens to the human body when faced with continuous frustrations of this sort. There’s a scoreboard in Bruce’s lab, disguised as science.
The stakes have been raised.
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“I don't think the definition of 'easy' includes being shot at by Russians and getting cock-blocked by your best friends!” Arthur shouts.
This could be the beginning of something amazing ... if Dom and Mal will only stay out of Arthur's way. A story in which there are Russians, Arthur spends a lot of time in his underwear, and (sadly) no one gets laid.
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Raven won't let the death of her private life go unavenged. Charles and Hank get caught in the crossfire.
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5 Times Frank was cock-blocked and 1 time he wasn't
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5 times Eduardo secretly sabotaged Mark's attempts at dating and the one time Mark knew. Originally at the prompt fest.
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It’s not that he trusts Eames completely or anything that ridiculous. It’s just that they’ve worked together before, know each other more than peripherally, and it’s sometimes good to have a familiar face around while Cobb goes even more off the rails and off the grid.
Written as part of dream_holiday for eternalsojourn, who asked for something rated NC-17 with lots of kissing and making out and possibly a massage.
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Tavros has a birthday. His cake absconds at the eleventh hour. Gamzee steps in to provide an Emergency Backup Confection so they can still get his best Tavbro's party on. Sollux somehow gets dragged into the depravity.
Meanwhile, a lone wooly bear finds a winter home....
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This Was Always a Bad Idea, Part Three: There Are Dreams and There Are Desires and Sometimes They Are the Same by kyrene
Inception (2010)
21 Nov 2011
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"Amateurs," he growled in disgust, as though he was more upset over their incompetence than the fact that they had tried to kill him. And, knowing Arthur as he did by now, Eames thought that this was quite possibly the case.
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- Part 3 of This Was Always a Bad Idea
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Obito picks a bad moment to drop by and inform Kakashi of what he really thinks about Kakashi's perverted use of his sharingan.
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This Was Always a Bad Idea, Part Two: Sometimes the Best Way to Enter is Through the Backdoor by kyrene
Inception (2010)
9 Nov 2011
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"Phst," Eames scoffed, giving him a crooked grin that Arthur instinctively knew preceded trouble. "This is nothing. Got my tits pierced too!"
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- Part 2 of This Was Always a Bad Idea
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This Was Always a Bad Idea, Part One: It's Only Borrowing If You Intend to Give It Back by kyrene
Inception (2010)
19 Sep 2011
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No one who knew Arthur well had ever taken him for anything other than frighteningly intelligent, and so it wasn't any great surprise that he figured out in under twenty-four hours that the kid in the apartment below his was squatting.
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- Part 1 of This Was Always a Bad Idea
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For a 1stclass-kink meme promp: Erik is a single, successful man who likes quick sex with no strings attached. Then, he meets college professor Charles and it's love at first sight, at least for him. Charles, who heard of Erik's notorious ways, wants nothing to do with him besides being friends. Cue Erik bending over backwards to steal Charles' heart.
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- Part 1 of New York, New York
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When the lights go off in the Xavier Mansion, Erik and Charles meet in secrecy. All is well until Raven interrupts, considering she, nor any other resident in the Institute knows about their relationship.
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Tim/Jaime/Khaji Da straight up indulgent PWP with tentacles.
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For this prompt at xmen_firstkink: Erik really, really, really enjoys cock-blocking others. This is evident in the movie when he interrupts Hank/Ravens intimate moment by yelling out "kinky".
5 times Erik cock-blocks someone & 1 time the team cock-blocks him...
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Erik has barred Charles from reading his thoughts, but still Charles lingers, and Erik can't help but wonder what would have happened had Charles truly stayed by his side.
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Five times Blaine Anderson was cockblocked and the one time he was inadvertently a cockblocker. Originally written for beyond_dapper's Blaine Exchange. Originally posted on May 30th, 2011.