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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    “I don't think the definition of 'easy' includes being shot at by Russians and getting cock-blocked by your best friends!” Arthur shouts.

    This could be the beginning of something amazing ... if Dom and Mal will only stay out of Arthur's way. A story in which there are Russians, Arthur spends a lot of time in his underwear, and (sadly) no one gets laid.

    27 May 2012

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    5 times Eduardo secretly sabotaged Mark's attempts at dating and the one time Mark knew. Originally at the prompt fest.

    25 May 2012

  3. Rec 2

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    In which Tommy has no interest at all in letting Teddy and Billy get some time for themselves.

    22 May 2012

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    Spock finds himself quite stressed and tries to seek relaxation via engaging in sexual congress with various strangers.

    However, his epic quest for one-night-stands keeps getting thwarted by the Captain who is horrified by the thought of his Vulcan hooking up with someone else instead of hooking up with him. Therefore, Jim uses his considerable amount of cunning, the powers of his baby blues and various strategies to cock-block his First Officer – if Jim doesn't get any, Spock won't get any!

    Cue much frustration on Spock's side, until he reaches the limits of his patience. The ensuing confrontation between him and his Captain turns into something quite unexpected, and Jim makes sure his Vulcan is completely relaxed as well as satisfied…

    12 May 2012

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  5. Public Bookmark 31

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    It’s not that he trusts Eames completely or anything that ridiculous. It’s just that they’ve worked together before, know each other more than peripherally, and it’s sometimes good to have a familiar face around while Cobb goes even more off the rails and off the grid.

    Written as part of dream_holiday for eternalsojourn, who asked for something rated NC-17 with lots of kissing and making out and possibly a massage.

    11 May 2012

  6. Public Bookmark 28

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    Tavros has a birthday. His cake absconds at the eleventh hour. Gamzee steps in to provide an Emergency Backup Confection so they can still get his best Tavbro's party on. Sollux somehow gets dragged into the depravity.

    Meanwhile, a lone wooly bear finds a winter home....

    9 May 2012

  7. Public Bookmark 7

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    It begins entirely accidentally. Clint walks in on Bucky and Steve in a compromising position and then Bucky escalates by tapping a private line between Clint and Phil. Also known as The One With The Cock-Blocking Competition (and it's all fun and games until Phil and Steve find out.)

     

    They need some kind of referee. Tony Stark agrees far too quickly. He tells Banner who’s sort of fascinated to see what happens to the human body when faced with continuous frustrations of this sort. There’s a scoreboard in Bruce’s lab, disguised as science.

     

    The stakes have been raised.

    7 May 2012

  8. Rec *

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    For a 1stclass-kink meme promp: Erik is a single, successful man who likes quick sex with no strings attached. Then, he meets college professor Charles and it's love at first sight, at least for him. Charles, who heard of Erik's notorious ways, wants nothing to do with him besides being friends. Cue Erik bending over backwards to steal Charles' heart.

    30 Apr 2012

  9. Rec 6

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    For this prompt at xmen_firstkink: Erik really, really, really enjoys cock-blocking others. This is evident in the movie when he interrupts Hank/Ravens intimate moment by yelling out "kinky".

    5 times Erik cock-blocks someone & 1 time the team cock-blocks him...

    13 Apr 2012

  10. Rec 2

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    Tim's not ready for sex, and Bruce is determined to make sure he knows it.

    10 Apr 2012

  11. Public Bookmark 1

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    Thomas is just trying to look out for his baby brother. Unfortunately the job involves a lot of running around, keeping Harry from ever getting laid.

  12. Public Bookmark 1

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    5 Times Frank was cock-blocked and 1 time he wasn't

    29 Mar 2012

  13. Rec 1

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    Sometimes, Iruka hated kids

    4 Jan 2012

  14. Public Bookmark 1

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    Tim/Jaime/Khaji Da straight up indulgent PWP with tentacles.

    13 Dec 2011

  15. Rec 4

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    Erik has barred Charles from reading his thoughts, but still Charles lingers, and Erik can't help but wonder what would have happened had Charles truly stayed by his side.

  16. Public Bookmark *

    19 Nov 2011

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    I usually don't bookmark fics this short, but this was too funny to risk losing.

  17. Public Bookmark 4

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    "Phst," Eames scoffed, giving him a crooked grin that Arthur instinctively knew preceded trouble. "This is nothing. Got my tits pierced too!"

    13 Nov 2011

  18. Public Bookmark 3

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    No one who knew Arthur well had ever taken him for anything other than frighteningly intelligent, and so it wasn't any great surprise that he figured out in under twenty-four hours that the kid in the apartment below his was squatting.

    9 Nov 2011

  19. Public Bookmark 2

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    Five times Blaine Anderson was cockblocked and the one time he was inadvertently a cockblocker. Originally written for beyond_dapper's Blaine Exchange. Originally posted on May 30th, 2011.

    24 Sep 2011

  20. Rec 3

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    Five times Arthur had doubts and one time he didn't.

    27 Mar 2011

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