14 Works found in Clover (Homestuck)
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Die feels a bit like dying right now, or maybe crawling into a hole and never coming out. This had seemed like exactly the sort of fantasy he wanted to act out, right up until this very moment when it was actually going to happen. It was one thing to think about being restrained and fucked, and something completely different to actually stand in front of all of his co-workers, naked, and terrified.
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“Your plans never work on their own. I always have to fix things you mess up, Slick!” He could feel his forehead heating up. There was no way this would end well for anyone. That didn't bother him as much as maybe it should have. He had some steam to work off too.
“Guys, Deuce isn't back here.” Boxcars was quiet, still likely suffering from the gunshots, but there was a subdued sort of panic in his voice. A strain that Droog didn't like.
If the way Slick went slack meant anything, their leader didn't like the tone or the news either.
Within a few seconds they started up again, took a sharp U-turn on the street, and headed back to The Felt's hideout.
Slick, for once, was silent. It wouldn't last, but it was a welcome relief from the incessant words he'd been spewing.
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Every Wednesday, I open my tumblr ask box up to crackfic prompts. I take 7, and I write them, regardless of what they are.
These are those stories.
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What would happen if a broken pin was used on the voodoo doll? What does it take to ruin a timeline? Do the Felt members keep their powers after death? And, most important and most asked around the gang, who would last the longest in an undead onslaught?
Die doesn't know, Die doesn't want to know, but like it or not, he's going to find out.
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Snowman was stuck in her room, pacing like a caged tiger. Even though she was no longer the queen of anything, she was still genetically a Queen. Normally, that affected her very little. The mansion wasn't exactly a hive the way Derse had been, but it did in a pinch, and the Felt weren't drones exactly the way that her teeming millions of citizens had been, but they were good enough that she could feel at ease. Except, as it turned out, they were drone-like enough to finally trigger her desire to mate.
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The Felt indulge Snowman by helping her roleplay one of her darker fantasies. It goes about as smoothly as can be expected when she's relying on a bunch of idiots to take something like this seriously.
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There's not a lot of privacy in the mansion. It's just the way things work out when you live with so many other people. You learn to work around them, find moments here and there, figure out the low-traffic spots where people don't usually go.
The basement is a pretty good place to hide out. There's usually not too many people down there, not unless there's a heatwave going on outside, and and there's a workbench downstairs that you could theoretically be doing work on. Plus, by the time someone opens the cellar door and heads down, you've usually got enough time to get your pants back up and look like you weren't just getting blown by your trail-finding counterpart.
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When faced with the prospect of finding your soulmate and discovering that he's only a little higher than your knee, most people would give into some sort of despair, or at least lament on how life has done them wrong. But it never occurs to Cans that he should be frustrated. After all, he's spent his life never belonging, always being the odd man out and the fellow who people stare at like he's about to do something awful to them (and then staring even more when he opens his mouth and proves that he's actually got a brilliant mind inside the body of a mindless goon). So falling for Clover isn't something worth despairing; it's something worth celebrating. Finally, someone else who understands.
Well. Usually understands.
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Clover’s having a good night, but since he gained his powers, they’ve all been good. After years and years of misery, girlfriends that never worked out, jobs that always fell out from under him, an endless train of misfortune that kept ploughing through his life at every opportunity, he’s finally getting his reward. Though there's still something he wants that he hasn't got yet, and might not ever get if the big lug keeps missing how Clover feels about him.
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- Part 1 of Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight
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A showdown in the desert between the Midnight Crew and the Felt over a cache of supplies ends up going horribly wrong when they encounter some of the native Alternia flora.
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What should be a regular interrogation with the Felt takes a nasty turn when they realize Slick isn't the man they thought he was.
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- Part 1 of Break
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Clover always has the best ideas.
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For the Homestuck Big Bang: God Tier 2011.
In Which John is a Brilliant Sociopath Detective With a Brittle Heart and a Platonic Bed-Hopping Problem; Karkat is the FBI Agent and Relationship-Expert Who Has Been Assigned to Protect Him Because the Approaching Can City Mayoral Election Has the Mobs in a Stir; A Clever Serial Murderer is On the Loose; Jade is Inventing Ectobiology; Terezi Makes a Grown Man Cry; Jack Noir is Easily Distracted by His Arch-Nemesis; Everyone Overlooks the Obvious; Vriska and Eridan Get to Play Hero; Eight People Die Horribly; Five People Get New Quadrants Filled; and the Future of Troll/Human Relations is Changed Forever.
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Itchy runs out of coffee.