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    Post-Thor, canon-divergence. Loki doesn't survive his fall from the Bifrost and winds up reincarnated on Midgard as a mortal magician named Lucy with no memory of her previous life. Her decision-making skills have not been much improved by the transformation.
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    “Do I even want to know why you think I’m your missing brother?”

    “The similarities are startling,” Thor managed. She looked pointedly down at her chest, then back at him, her lips pursing. He knew the look in her eyes, the set of her mouth, the tension in her jaw. Oh, how he knew that sharp, angry, hard face. He could practically hear Loki hissing “You idiot” in his ear.

    “You deny it, then?” Hogun asked.

    “Seriously?” Lucy’s left eye twitched slightly. “I have at no point in the last thirty years seen or experienced anything that would lead me to think I’m a dude, an alien, a god, or any combination thereof. So yeah, I’m going to have to go with denying it.”
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    This is a follow up to my one-shot 'Not Innocent!'. In this, Clint is a bit weirded out by his new open relationship and the X-men make their debut with the Avengers.
    Also smut. Smut everywhere. I have no shame.

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    6/?
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    Short summary: This is a story where everyone starts by pushing each other way, and ends up by living happily ever after. It's a story where Loki has to work for his happy ending, because you shouldn't be able to go around calling people "puny mortals" and trying to kill them and such, and then immediately get welcomed back and loved by the Avengers. And Tony has to work for his too, because being rich, talented and charismatic shouldn't automatically get you everything you want.

    It's also a story with a major Hulk-rampage in it. But that's not for a while.

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    15/?
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    Thor returns to Asgard with Loki in tow, ready for punishment.

    But someone is already there.

    Someone had already beat them.

    And that someone - is them.

    Faced with foes they have no chance of defeating, Thor and Loki discover pain, torture and feelings they never thought possible.

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    AU. Après avoir sauté du haut du Bifrost, Loki a perdu la mémoire ainsi que ses pouvoirs et son immortalité. Désormais Inspecteur de police à Ystad, en Suède, il vit depuis plusieurs années sous l'identité de Magnus Martinsson. Plus rien ne semble le lier à son ancienne existence, sinon de fréquents cauchemars. Une enquête policière va cependant réveiller des souvenirs jusque là endormis, et va entraîner Magnus et Kurt Wallander dans la plus formidable aventure de leur vie...

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    6/?
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    It begins the way no story ever should: with a blood-soaked ledger.

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    Tony Stark is six when he learns that nobody will come for him. If he wants to be rescued, he’ll have to take care of it himself.

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    Based on a prompt: What if instead of Bucky falling into the ice, Steve did, and was later picked up by General Karpov and trained. Eventual Steve/Natasha, after which it will likely really begin to deviate from canon (moreso than usual), and that's when it'll start to edge into 'M' territory as well.

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    18/?
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    Clint and Steve have gotten past the is he isn't he drama and shared a kiss. But now Clint has to make sure he does this right. Steve is no blushing virgin, but Clint doesn't want to rush things. He has had plenty of sex but Steve is different. He is going to be different this time.

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    5/?
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    “That’s an…interesting look, Captain.”

    “Shut it, Stark.”

    “No, seriously, is that a hickey to go with that bedhead of yours?”

    It’s the little things that give them away. It’s also always good to have a plan in case you get found out. Doesn’t mean that everyone else is going to buy it, however.

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    Steve may not date girls, but he sure is good at making them date each other (otherwise known as the one where Clint and Tony are assholes, Pepper's mourning a guy she never even loved, and Natasha really needs to get laid).

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    The story on how Clint Barton and Tony Stark along with how Steve Rogers and Bruce Banner becomes friends.

    Based on real life stories!

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    La prima cosa per cui Tony si era lamentato era stato quell’assurdo grembiule a stelle e strisce che era costretto ad indossare ogni santo giorno. Per non parlare della maglia rossa con su scritto “benvenuti al Williamsburg Diner”, con tanto di punto esclamativo e smiley.

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    'It took a lot for Tony Stark to let his outward appearance slide.
    They all said he was nothing but show, and in the end it was true to a certain degree, because he really was all show for most people. It took time and persistence to bore through that mask, to worm out worries and sorrows from this always troubled mind - showing vulnerability was something the billionaire simply refused to do.
    So, for Tony Stark to have stopped caring about his performance and allowed people to actually see that he felt miserable and broken, some terrible things must have happened.

    After Pepper's funeral, he had retreated to Malibu, alone.'

     
    Six months after the battle of New York, the Chitauri return to earth for another attack, sucessfully destroying populated areas and leading to millions of deaths. The Avengers have split up, each of them going their own way after the devastating assault.
    After having locked himself away in his Malibu Mansion for months, Tony gets a visit from Loki, who makes him an unexpected offer.

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    Peter and Tony both pretend that they never learnt of their relation. But they can only do that for so long, especially when friend and foe alike won't let them just ignore it.

    Meanwhile, Peter desperately needs to know why the person he believed to be his father experimented on him. The problem is, superhero Peter may be, some things may be a little too dangerous to touch.

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    4/?
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    Clint runs away and comes back. They talk about the stars.

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    His life inevitably came down to two things: growth and green.

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    She's slower to wake out here, less apt to leap into awareness. Maybe it's the clean air, or the steady hush of wind.

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    Phil Coulson is about to present his doctorate dissertation in History, but an old administrative error forces him to take his one missing elective credit in the Theatre department. Unwillingly pried away from his stacks of books and well researched footnotes, Phil is drawn into the motley band of fools working in the Stark Repertory Graduate Theatre's scene shop.

    If he starts spending an undue amount of time there due to a funny and competent master carpenter with amazing blue-grey eyes, well, there's that.

    (A college backstage theatre AU! Expect lots of ridiculousness.)

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    "Did your contact talk to you?" Clint asked. "As in, did you hear his voice when he was setting up the meet?"

    Phil started to see where the questions were going and he sighed. "No, the arrangements were made through other means. You think Natasha faked it to get me up here?"

    "You think there's any chance she didn't?"

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