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    "Did it hurt?"

    "When I fell from heaven?"

    "When you nearly fucking died, asshole."

    Sometimes Tony wishes the explosion had killed him, had given him the escape from the world that he was longing for, to take away the physiological pain that was the result of years of hidden abuse and torture.

    And then he meets Steve who gives him all types of mixed feelings about the idea of death.

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    How Natasha finds out Clint and Coulson are in a relationship.

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    Steve is happily floating in a headspace where only your dom and his pleasure exists, but the alarms in the tower blare and he is forced to set aside his duty to his body for the greater good. However it's not easy to go from the headspace of one of his deepest drops in awhile to one of sudden combat but what choice does he have? Besides it's not like anyone would care if he gets injured and if he starts to disassociate a bit, well no one would care than either

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    The Avengers are the governments shoddy attempt to make up for years of oppressive rule and put back the 'pride' in being a human-cat hybrid. And fine, Tony will play ball. He'll fight the bad guys and pose for the cameras, he'll even let a bunch of misfits move into his tower, and he might even come to call them family; but nobody is crowning him prom queen. We're all agreed he'd be terrible at leading a pride right? All in favor of dismissing the motion, say aye.

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    A collection of non-related mini-fics around my favorite Avenger Clint Barton, this time not so nice.
    Sentence meme (Torture my character version)

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    Phil's reading material is definitely not Captain America porn.

    (Clint feels otherwise)

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    When a professor of archaeology at a midwestern university disappears while on a dig, the Director of SHIELD takes an unexpected interest. Now Agents Clint Barton and Phil Coulson are being sent to the city of Driftless to investigate. Undercover. As married students.

    Clint quickly finds himself knee-deep in potsherds and surrounded by suspects-- and possibly even zombies-- while navigating his pseudo-relationship with Phil.

    Phil, meanwhile, is having the time of his life. It's the perfect opportunity for him to finish his PhD dissertation and rid himself of his annoying preoccupation with Clint's ass. Or so he thinks.

    But in Driftless, very little is exactly what it seems.

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    Clint reads Drarry fanfiction as Phil comes home.

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    When a number of well-known heroes plan to marry following gay marriage becoming legal, a TV station decides to take advantage

    Inspired by the TV show 4 Hochzeiten und eine Traumreise on German TV.

    This is still basically just a collection of little scenes and exchanges I'm hoping to some day make into a complete story.

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    The Jones Clan's war against a resurgent HYDRA continues.

    Evidence found may offer a clue...or be a trap for Ianto just waiting to be sprung. Phillip is called to Throneworld to answer charges against him and his possible unfitness to run Torchwood. Jack goes to Trafusis...and find a couple of things he didn't expect. Two Lunar cops find themselves in far too deep.

    And, somewhere in the shadows, is the person behind it all.

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    Phil gets four special Valentines.

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    Phil Coulson and Maria Hill are not friends. But than, with one conversation, they suddenly are. This is the story of how Maria is there for Phil, Baby Agents learn to respect their elders, there are lots of conversations, and everyone is just mean to Sitwell.

    Oh, and Phil thinks about sex with Clint.

    Like, A Lot.

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    Jako agent TARCZY Clint musi radzić sobie z dość poważnymi ograniczeniami jeśli chodzi o telefony.. Coulson był bardzo wyrozumiały. A także trochę okrutny. Lub: jedna misja, pięć połączeń telefonicznych.

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    The team get transported to another dimension where soulmates exist.
    How will the team cope when they find out who they perfect partner actually is.

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    Like most things in Phil Coulson’s undead life, everything started with a case. An unusual case, but then Phil didn’t tend to find normal happened much at two a.m. in the New York City morgue.

    Not even on a Wednesday.

     

    Phil is just a vampire trying to live his life as a night-shift ME, but when he meets Detective Clint Barton, his life takes a turn for the interesting. As Phil tries to help solve his cases and uncovers what looks like a conspiracy, he draws closer to the intelligent and intriguing detective, which threatens both the secrets Phil is trying to keep, and his heart.

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    A cross-dimensional escapade ensues when a spatial anomaly in Tony's lab turns out to be a tear in reality, bringing the Avengers face to face with different versions of themselves.

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    zelenyy, зеленый (adj): green; verdant.

     

    If anyone thinks the whole Right on, fuck yeah, let’s join up with the goddamn Avengers! choice was an easy one, well: they’re wrong.

    Screwing with Tony Stark, however, is a really good barometer of how far Bucky’s come in the process of living out said choice.

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    You’ve heard the one where they fake a relationship to hide their jobs. This is not that.

    Agent Phil Coulson has always been entirely honest with his parents about his work. He hasn’t necessarily gone into detail, but they know enough. The one thing he will wax poetic about is his asset Clint Barton, the sniper known as Hawkeye. When a mission gone wrong affords Clint a look into the mysterious hidden life of his favorite handler, Mama Coulson gets it into her head that Clint’s job has just been a cover all along, and for a while she goes with it, because Phillip is a grown man who can make his own decisions. Clearly he and Clint are in love - and she for one couldn’t be happier - but the charade keeps dragging on and she thinks it’s about time they both come clean.

    After all, Mama Coulson knows best.

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    Sometimes, it takes a near-death experience to realize what someone means to you, even if you don't realize you realize it.

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