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    Phil Coulson prided himself on not being snobby when it came to gifts. He'd not only accepted but even worn some truly ugly Christmas sweaters courtesy of his seemingly colorblind great-aunt Margret. Every embarrassing gift family members and Nick Fury – who might as well be counted as such at this point – had come up with, Phil had accepted without complaint and interpreted as the token of affection it was. Even if some of them were only a test to see how much he could be needled before he snapped.

    He had to admit that the... things on his desk were pushing even his limits, though.

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    I had this idea when I was at work along with another please comment. I also think need to be more fics for a Avengers, Thor and Gargoyles story. Enjoy.
    Thor brings baby Loki to visit his friends without telling his parents or Laufey and Farbauti. Thor loses Loki. Crap....

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    Take a moment to look around you because this may be the last time you get to see the inside of an operating room. Let me assure you that the next seven years you spend here as a surgical resident are going to be the worst years of your life! You thought medical school was difficult; you have not experienced difficulty yet.”

     

    Or, alternatively, Hot doctors, surgery stealing, inappropriate work relationships, work-place gossip, tears, and broken hearts.

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    Phil doesn't give the kill order.

    SHIELD doesn't regret it.

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    Sequel to Irreverence Is My Superpower.

    Darcy has superpowers...but she definitely doesn't feel capable of being a superhero. In fact, she doesn't feel capable of even leaving the Tower. She knows that she needs to pull up her big girl panties and deal, but it's easier said than done. Of course, her men are right there to help and so are all the other members of their family of misfits.

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    This is a compilation of drabbles where each person is born with a timer that count downs to the moment they meet their soulmate…and its variations.

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    Our beloved elementary school teaching staff spend the summer building houses and relationships.

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    Since Bucky and Steve adopted twins, Steve has been a stay at home dad because he couldn't find a job. It was until the twins started kindergarten that Steve became bored at home. Bucky suggests that he gets a job, so he does!

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    Steve and Bucky are married and now live in a suburban town in New Jersey (close to NYC though, because Bucky works in NY) and they have two kids (twins) Elaina and Elliot. Steve has been a stay at home dad since they adopted them because he couldn't find a job. No one would hire him because he's ex-military, so he just stayed home with the kids. But now they just started school so Steve has nothing to do. Bucky suggests he finds a job.

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    No Finer Mess bits, pieces, time-stamps, and sundries mostly prompted on tumblr.
    The chapters / stories are self-contained (within the verse) and not necessarily in chronological order.

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    Clint learns that it’s okay for people to see him.

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    "Fucking Rift," Rhys managed to mutter, realising immediately what must have happened.

    Living in Cardiff was like playing Russian Roulette: no one was safe, but the Rift more often than not dropped off instead of picked up and it was just luck of the draw when those negative spikes appeared and snatched a person away.

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    This is not a battle for their bodies.

    This is a battle for their souls.

     
    (Post-Avengers: Age of Ultron / Captain America: Civil War AU)
    —Update 6/29: NOW WITH EPILOGUE FOR OPTIMUM COMPLETENESS—

    A reimagining of the MCU post-Age of Ultron as a wildly cross-franchise endeavour (”It’s All Connected!”), stretching through a consequently different Civil War canon in which everyone stays friends and no one is a dumbass to the point of ruin.

    Featuring:

    Supersoldiers in Undying Love (Duh) | Badass Women | Plotty Plot-Oriented Goodness | Crumpets | Time Travel | Good Old-Fashioned Villainous Monologues | Glorious Female Threesomes | Tony Stark Having a Heart, Whilst Still Being a Genius (How Novel!) | Wakandans With Snarky Senses of Humor | Red Hulk(s) | Rescues (there’s a double entendre, there) | Wanda Maximoff Being a Badass | A Plethora of Inhumans | Stupid Fish Oil | Blasts From The Past | Bruce Banner Being Admirable as All Get-Out | Infinity Stones | Norse Gods Causing Trouble (Again) | Daisy Johnson as the Badass Formerly Known As/Soon To Be Known Once More As Skye | Darcy Lewis Reading Vogue

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    Following the death of his mother, Phil Coulson moves across the country to the "care" of his aunt. With no friends and little contact with everything he's ever known, the last few months of childhood look as if they'll drag on forever. He's lonely, lost, and hurting until a guy with dancing eyes and a beautiful smile knocks him down, both physically and metaphorically. Suddenly, his last year of high school doesn't seem so daunting and the hours and days don't feel like they last nearly long enough.

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    SHIELD is an event planning firm and Phil Coulson is its Operations Manager. Clint is an outside contractor who has a raging crush on his sometimes-boss. Fury has a bedazzled eye path and Natasha dances ballet. Mostly, Phil and Clint just get together in a not-so-tortured way.

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    After a run in with the Winter SoldierBucky on the never-ending hunt for HYDRA, Steve goes into heat. Now he's expecting but impending parenthood seems like the least of his worries. Hell, if it were the biggest complication he had, Steve's life would be just swell.

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    In an ABO universe, just after the battle of NewYork, Clint is imprisoned by SHIELD. He thinks he is responsible for all the deaths but specifically the one of his Alpha bondmate : Phil Coulson. To save him, Natasha Romanov, her gamma friend and pack mate,would do everything. Because without an alpha, Clint risk to follow Phil to the grave. That's why she asks Alpha!Darcy Lewis for help.

    The thing is crazy because Darcy had met Clint like twice in her life but she is ready to fight everyone and Thor's brother to save her friend. If Clint needs her to be his Alpha, so be it. She will be his alpha.

    The problem: Darcy Lewis is very much an Omega and very very fucked.

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    After Steve breaks Clint and the others out of the Raft, they need someplace to lay low for a while so they can regroup. Since Phil could use some super-powered assistance, it’s a good thing that ‘laying low’ isn’t really in their vocabulary.

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    “You. Me. Movie marathon. Get all the snacks you can carry.”

    Maybe Clint should have waited more than two seconds after Phil had answered the phone to say that, but that would have been less fun. Phil should be used to it by now. He was the one that had started all this by being nice to Clint and befriending him and shit. Besides, they both had downtime after the adrenaline-filled adventure of their last mission and Natasha had totally abandoned him.

    “You do realize I could already have plans for my day off, Barton?” Phil said in a dry voice.

    Clint thought about it for a moment. “Nah,” he said. “So, snacks?”

    It starts with an offer to watch movies with his friend and handler, but in the end Clint might just gain something else, too.

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    Tony Stark's born an omega in a world where that means he's supposed to follow certain social rules. He becomes Iron Man anyway: Fuck biology.

    If only his biology (and the world) would quit fucking him back.

    Note: This is a multi-pairing fic; this world works very differently; not all pairings will be tagged until work is complete. Read with caution.
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    I am sorry for the unexpected absence. There was a death in the family. Thanks to everyone who has sent kind thoughts. Please know that this story will be posted in its entirety. I have an additional embarrassing number of words written (they need editing and some sections fleshed out), but I promise that this story is very important to me and I will post it all. I am, in my minimal free time, able to draft but I don't have the clarity of mind to edit well, and this story is too important to me to do a poor job. I'll post new chapters as soon as I can.

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