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    Clint went on a boattrip with his father, but he ended up on an island for five years.

    (Or: The one where Clint is Oliver Queen)

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    Phil Coulson has a problem.

    Since his wife died, he’s lived on a remote colony world, raising his children and recovering from the wound that nearly killed him. Now, his old commander needs him back on the job; he's heard troubling rumors of an invasion force that could threaten every world in the Galactic Alliance. But Phil’s two daughters have no other family; what would happen to them if Phil died too? They need another parent, so Phil contacts Earth’s best marriage brokers.

    Clint Barton has a problem.

    Since he escaped from his ne’er-do-well brother Barney and the criminal gang that tried to force him to join, he’s been living under the protection of Natasha Romanoff, the Red Room’s most valued agent. But Barney has caught wind of him again, and even the Black Widow can’t protect him from the powerful crime syndicate that is after him now. Clint needs a place to lie low, somewhere so far away from Earth that his enemies can’t find him. So Natasha suggests that he consider the benefits of an arranged marriage on a faraway planet.

    It seems like a mutually beneficial arrangement. But can two independent men move past their secrets and build a real life together?

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    The one where Phil meets his father for the first time since he was born.

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    What it says on the tin.

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    This story exists in a completely different timeline from the Gotterdammurung 24/7 universe, the only common denominator being that Odin is (and always will be, in my mind), the worst dad in the history of dads. This Loki, at least at the start, is probably is closer to canon than his 24/7 counterpart. He definitely has an attitude and some major lessons to learn, not the least of which is how to survive on Midgard, in winter, with no magic and no superhuman abilities, while wearing his Jotunn form.

    To say he's overwhelmed would be an understatement.

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    Steve Rogers is left looking through the ruins of SHIELD and the Triskellion for his best friend. What he finds reminds him that there are consequences to all of their actions. Even ones made more than 70 years ago.

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    Clint is a phone sex operator and Phil just feels lonely. There is also a storm, jazz, some dirty talk and a deep longing for kisses.

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    Sometimes Clint and Phil are little!Clint and daddy!Phil.

    A series of oneshots, contains age play and infantilism. Not your cup of tea? Move right along. :)

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    After failing in his conquest of Midgard Loki decides that, if he can't take Midgard by force... then why not 'take' someone who already rules it?

    What unfolds from this decision will have consequences which ripple throughout the tentative peace of the nine-realms and shatter the life of one playboy, billionaire, philanthropist...

    But, just as he did with a box of scraps hidden within a cave, can Tony Stark take these shattered pieces of the world he knew in order to build something better?

    Or will the chaos of this new beginning lead to the scattering of seeds he wishes to sow?

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    Natasha Romanov always did her best work with the help of illusions. Like the illusion that women were weak, fragile creatures. She could make a mark believe it was true right up until she broke his nose...or arm....or neck.

    SHIELD was gone and Natasha had to make her own calls. But what she had told Loki that day on the Helicarrier was still true: She owed Clint Barton a debt. Problem was he wasn't the only damaged man in her life. A certain green-tinted doctor was creeping his way in as well.

    Companion story to Irreverance Is My Superpower. The two will overlap, but this does stand alone.

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    Penn, a bloodthirsty vampire sired by Angel, is brought back from the dead as a human. Angel is desperate to make amends for what he turned Penn into and calls SHIELD Agent Phil Coulson for help.

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    When two people get tired of being alone, they turn to each other. "No strings attached" sex slowly develops strings, as is wont to happen. Set to bookend CAtWS. Might end up doing post-CAtWS as a sequel if this gets too long. Also: this is not what I set out to write!

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    How far would you go to protect your child? Even if that child was created without your consent and survive 26 years without you.

    Hydra is not just evil, it is opportunistic.

    Essentially, a 'Hydra created a kid with Tony/Steve's DNA story' but with a twist.

    This is part four of the series In a World Like This and a direct follow-up to Tony Stark Is Not a Relationship Expert.
    But you should be able to read the story with just the help of the handy dandy what happened last time guide.

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    Phil had gotten used to it. He knew he would never have children of his own and he was okay with that. His life at SHIELD with Clint gave him all the purpose he needed.

    It was amazing to him how one little plus sign can complicate things; he and Clint have a decision to make.

    Things don't go as planned.

     

    *Please read*

    To avoid spoilers in the tags, I am opting not to tag everything that occurs in the story there. Instead, I will insert a list of potentially sensitive material in the end notes; things already in the tags will be addressed there as well. They will contain spoilers and more details about the story's content in as plain language as I can manage.

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    It had to be an youth ray! Of all the different, possibly deadly weapons Phil could think of, Youth ray was on the bottom of the list. Yet, here it was. The villain of the week and inventor of it, a failed physicist with a grudge against Dr Banner, seemingly thought that a youth ray would solve all his problems.
    Sequel of some sorts of Everything is as it seems!

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    Oliver awakes in the 21st century, coming face to face with friends, foes....and children his own age

    And yet the most used phrase is "What the heck is this!?"

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    You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you.

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    one chapter for each pairing ≧▽≦

    8.31 updated Silverhawk

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    Clint Barton's To Do list

    1. Buy more undies.
    2. 'Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.' Try line out on Phil.
    3. Look for other sock. Maybe left in bodega.
    4. 'Your eyes are like spanners. Whenever I see them, my nuts tighten.' Tony = hilarious. Try on Phil.
    5. Feed dog.
    6. 'I'm no weatherman, but you should expect eight inches tonight.' Don't try on Phil yet.
    7. Measure dick. Use ruler this time instead of fruit.
    8. Throw out the yogurt container in the fridge. Do not open first.

    Phil Coulson's To Do list:

    1. Request new psych eval for Barton.
    2. Buy butter.

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    My name is Darcy. You can learn my last name later. It's need to know and well shit you don't needed to know yet. Just know that this is the story of how I grew up at Shield. I have Pepper Potts and Natasha Romanov as Aunts and Tony Stark as an uncle. I graduated high school by 15, college by 18 and saved the world by 25. I have two bad ass' for fathers. I marry Capt. America and have a god for a brother. My life has never been normal and I wouldn't change it for the world. So sit back and get ready for the real story about the Avengers. The one no one knows, and the only one that matters.

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