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    “Uh, that toaster appears to be on fire,” Tony says and Steve inwardly shoots himself. He’s been waiting for years to hear the words that were tattooed on his forearm in beautiful, loopy handwriting that resembled calligraphy more than someone’s writing.
    He turns around to find Natasha taking a picture of the fire on her phone, no doubt Instagraming the whole thing looking amused. He raises an indifferent eyebrow at them, this sort of thing happened way too much for him to give a damn.
    “Seriously though,” Metal Arm says, “that fire is getting bigger,” he gestures behind Steve. Damn, and there was the second line written on his arm.
    “I don’t get paid enough to care about this shit,” he says, sounding snippier than intended but too tired to care.

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    100 themes, 100 chapters. Unusual Pairings. Each pairing will get a unique story, and none of the chapters will be connected. Almost always a happy ending. (You've been warned)

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    It starts out as a suspicion. Tony definitely loves him, but why doesn't he say it?

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    “I want to fuck the team,” Clint says one day, out of the blue while he’s making breakfast. It’s four in the morning and they’re the only ones awake, Nat sitting on the counter in her workout gear, with her hair piled into a bun and her eyes on her Stark-approved e-reading device (“Every book in the world,” Tony had said. “Even the ones that aren’t technically published yet.”). His hands don’t even shake when he says it, despite the fact that he’s been anxious over it for the past two or three weeks.

    “No, you want the team to fuck you,” Natasha replies, eyes never leaving her not-a-Kindle-damn-it-Barton. “There’s a difference.”

    “Semantics. But yeah.”

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    NCIS is called to investigate the appearance of a US Marine from 1955 in Cardiff, Wales. They are paired with a local investigating team, Torchwood. When their leader Captain Jack Harkness tries to convince them that the Marines had been sucked through a rift in space and time, they are hard pressed to believe that information.

    That is until in another time dimension Captain Malcolm Reynolds flies through a space rift to avoid a run in with the Alliance. That chain of events triggers the rift that NCIS and Torchwood is working on. All of the teams, including Phil Coulson and his two top S.H.I.E.L.D agents end up in the future. They are forced to land on a planet that practices all forms of BDSM lifestyle. Unless Jack Harkness can rendezvous with The Doctor, there is no telling when they will be rescued. The unlikely group is forced to redefine existing relationships and create new ones. Some, have too much fun doing just that.

    Warning: After the plot is written the stories will be shameless, kink smut. Based on my own fancies and what readers request. Pairings are not set in stone and can be switched in and out as desired. Neither are D/s dynamics.

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    After the Battle of New York, Clint must face Coulson's death. His coping mechanisms are not healthy, but a punch to the face always helps, right?

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    “Did you know then, sir? What would happen?” Clint asked with an uncharacteristically shy smile.

    “Y'know, I get asked that a lot. Usually by Coulson.” Fury mused. “I'll tell you what I tell him. I hope for the best, and make do with what I get. Sometimes the gamble pays out. This time I got Strike Team Delta. The finest tactician in US military history. A marksman without peer in the world. And an assassin that could probably kill me with a piece of scotch tape. It is even greater than my wildest hope.”

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    "We made it through, Tash, we always do." He leaned in to kiss her again.
    "Clint, wait." Natasha looked down, not wanting to meet Clint's eyes for a moment.
    "What could be more important than celebrating right now?"
    "It's Phil." She flicked her eyes back up, catching Clint's.
    Clint's face froze an inch from hers. "What about Phil?"
    "Oh God, Clint. He's gone. Loki stabbed him through the chest while you were under. He bled out before medics could even get there. Clint, I am so sorry. I know how much you love him. I..."

    Phil Coulson is dead, or at least as far as Clint Barton and Natasha Romanoff know. This is how the deal and what they do when they find out Phil's alive.

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    A direct sequel to "By Any Other Name." This story probably isn't going to make much sense if you haven't read that first.

    More crossover shenanigans, more mindswapping, and even more plot. Enjoy!

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    This is a direct sequel to When We Get Home... by AdamantSteve. With their permission, I wrote out the proposed scenario from the end of their story. I highly suggest reading it first.

    Clint and Natasha have talked of threesomes with Phil. This is that come to life.

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    Stiles felt more than saw his father still in front of him, holding his breath for a moment before he finally exploded. “That’s it, Stiles! I am done with all of this: the lies, the secrets. I am your father, I am supposed to keep you safe. I thought we were close enough for you to come to me with anything, but obviously whatever it is you've gotten yourself involved in is way over your head!”

    Stiles tried not to slump under the disappointment and anger in his father’s voice, the bruises on his face pinching with the grimace he pulled. “Dad, I-“

    “I don’t want to hear it, Stiles. I was out of my mind worrying about you! Jackson was killed out on that field and you went missing, I didn't know what to think! You've changed so much in the last few months. The son I knew would never have gotten himself in these situations. It’s obvious that with how busy I am with work I’m gone too often to keep an eye on you and make sure you’re out of trouble. So I’m going to do the next best thing. I’m sending you live with your Uncle Phil.”

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    "As he walks down the street, a couple of alphas catcall at him, but he ignores them. He misses Bucky.

    He finds a public bathroom that's relatively clean, and puts his clothes back on. He managed to save the bottle of scent blocker, and he hates to pull it out of his pocket. He hates to pretend, now, but the world still expects him to be Captain America. And there's no one expecting him to be their omega. So, as Steve Rogers, alpha, he finds an apartment."

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    Omega Captain America in the 21st Century, leading the Avengers, and dealing with all the ghosts left behind.

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    Clint's perspective from Loki's arrival to his (forced) departure.
    Or
    The Avengers from Clint's point of view

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    Steve thought he was hiding his feelings about Tony from his boyfriend very well, but Bucky has known the idiot for a century and he’s getting tired of all the UST. Watching Steve and Tony arguing for the umptenth time, Bucky decides it’s time to take matters into his own hands - literally.

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    A kingdom is in uproar searching for the missing Prince Thor and his team. Heading the search, Captain Steve Rogers is more invested in finding his best friend, but when he stumbles onto an abandoned castle in a snowy meadow, he finds a lot more than he bargained for.

    For the Steve/Bucky Spring Fling gift exchange.

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    "The new superhero duo: Golden Boy and iPod Girl. Steve Rogers and Darcy Lewis, under the names of Golden Boy and iPod Girl will save the day with their incredibly annoying UST. It's up to the supervillians of our tale: Archery Man, Pencil Pusher, Red the assassin, Buck the Bear, Stark Man, Pepper PotWoman, and a few others to get them to FUCKING GET TOGETHER ALREADY"

    "Clint, we are NOT in a comic book!"

    ~~>The story of Darcy and Steve Rogers.
    As narrated by Clint Barton............. (and Phil Coulson)

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    Sam finds out what Steve does in his downtime and that downtime starts to help with the search for Bucky. Will be more tags added as they are needed so keep an eye on the ratings please.

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    Tony Stark and Bruce Banner have a mysterious connection. Will it save them from lives lived in darkness or doom them?

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    Desire makes men stupid - unfulfilled desire doubly so. And the rest of the Avengers, whatever else they may be, are men.

    Or: How Natasha Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Avengers

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    “I’m going to be moving into a, for lack of a better word, commune with a bunch of superheroes. I’m going to be selling my home in D.C. and moving all my belongings to Stark Tower in New York. You’ve probably seen it on TV being attacked by aliens. I’m going to be changing my will so that one of my coworkers, a former supervisee who is now my, for lack of a better word, boyfriend, gets durable power of attorney and all my stuff if I die. I also need to make sure his, for lack of a better word, assassin ex-girlfriend is well-taken–care-of in the event of my death. I might die,” Phil adds, probably (upon reflection) unnecessarily.

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