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    Aliens happen (again) and Clint ends up in hospital (again). What happens between that and Clint joining the others who’re re-grouping at the New Avengers Facility? The short answer is Deadpool.

    “You’re not rescuing me,” Clint tells him. “I don’t need to be rescued. Nat is coming to pick me up at one. I’m good, thanks.”

    Later he’ll wonder if it was the ‘thanks’ that was his undoing.

    (Happens near the start of ten times as long (to put yourselves back together), but can be read as a standalone post-Infinity War fic.)

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    Nathan ends up dragged into playing an online game by Neena, who for some reason decided that teaching him the basic wasn't her job, and ends up trying to understand all of it all by himself only to find out that he sucks at it.

    Then enters Wade, or CaptainDeadpool, an experienced player who really was just bored and took a liking out of Nathan. Thus begins an amazing friendship full of all-nighters, skype convos and midnight snacks. Also pining. Lots and lots of pining.

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    “I have anxiety and get uptight about a lot of stuff. Sometimes I just want Deadpool to tell me to chill the fuck out, shotgun marijuana smoke into my mouth and then eat me out until I can’t think.”

    Peter spills the beans to Foggy.

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    Wade and Nate are saving the world ... one child at a time.

    A sequel to Honeysuckle.

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    A series of drabbles based on submissions from textsfromlastnight.com

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    In which, well, Peter and Wade make some small, but downright not-smart choices, and bad things happen. But they still love each other . . . and that does count for something. How much of something is entirely up to them. Spideypool with a small side-order of Science Husbands and random Clint Barton. Full prompts in end notes.

    Notes/Warnings: AU, set post Spider-Man: Homecoming and Deadpool by several years. TRIGGER WARNINGS for semi-homophobic language; able-ist language; mental health issues; poor coping mechanisms; and drugging and non-con involving one of the main pairing, but not both. The person who's assaulted talks about the assault in non-graphic terms but this is STRICTLY the aftermath of that.

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    “I’m here to talk about Spider-Man.”
    Wade became serious right away. “Is he in trouble?”
    Daisy watched the mercenary standing before her closely, suddenly feeling a little bad about what she was about to say. When she decided to pay Deadpool a visit, she wasn’t sure what to expect, but she certainly didn’t think his first reaction would be concern.
    “Yes, you could say that.”
    “You want me to help? I can help. On the house. Just tell me—”
    “Deadpool,” she cut him off while she still felt up to do so. “You got him in it.”

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    In which Deadpool kidnaps Clint off a battlefield and takes him on a roadtrip. A shooting roadtrip. OK, fine. A shooting people roadtrip. Don't be so cranky about it.

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    Cover art for RsCreighton & SomethingIncorporeal's excellent podfic of Harcourt's wonderful story:

    In which Deadpool kidnaps Clint off a battlefield and takes him on a roadtrip. A shooting roadtrip. OK, fine. A shooting people roadtrip. Don't be so cranky about it.

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    Or, how Deadpool saves Bucky Barnes with pancakes, humor, and the power of absurdity.

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    Wanda just wanted to be helpful and give Clint wings to suit his name. Clint isn't amused, but Wade sure is.

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    Clint just wanted to find some relief from his nightmares, but he ended up finding something more.

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    Just the start of a little something glorious in which Deadpool spends some time reminding Hawkeye of the joys of not being signed to some stupid boy band, and in which, in return, Clint reminds Wade that some people do care about what's beneath the mask.

    (Set during Hawkeye: Little Hits, shortly after Clint fights his way through a strip club so that Cherry can steal something from her ex-husband, who also happens to be the head of the group of mafia thugs the Hawkeyes have dubbed the 'Tracksuit Draculas', and is totally in the dog house with Cap, Tony, and the rest of the Avengers.)

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    “Guy’s night!” Wade proclaims. “I’ve already ordered three pizzas to this address and I have no money on me so you can’t back out of it now.”

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    After what Typhoid Mary did to him, Wade doesn't want to live any more. Good thing he's got Clint there to look after him.

     

    (Set in an AU where Clint and Wade were partners at SHEILD)

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    Standing outside his dorm in the middle of the night, dressed only in a coat, his sneakers, and a pair of boxers, Phil Coulson clutched his laptop to his chest and people-watched during the assumed fire drill. Which maybe wasn't as much of a drill as he thought. And had he known he was going to meet the man of his dreams that night, well, he maybe wouldn't have worn his Captain America boxers to bed that night.

     

    Based on this Tumblr prompt, originally posted by iggycat: "Someone needs to write a ‘the fire alarm went off at 3 am and now the cute guy from the flat next door is standing next to me in his underwear’ AU

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    “Wade Wilson dropped by last night,” Clint explained, like it was any other Friday. “Brought pizza and beer.” There was a thoughtful silence through the phone and then:
    “You had a pizza party with Deadpool.” Phil said and Clint slid down the couch onto his back. Yeah, that pretty much summed up the situation.

    Or: the one where Clint does something nice for Wade, and Wade decides to never let him go.

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    In which Deadpool kidnaps Clint off a battlefield and takes him on a roadtrip. A shooting roadtrip. OK, fine. A shooting people roadtrip. Don't be so cranky about it.

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    Clint agrees to take Wade as his +1, turns out they've got trouble in their future.
    -Not finished yet, still working on Chapter 3 (possibly last chapter)

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    Wade learns that Clint is an owl- and he has to take care of him till he can break free of the spell.

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