19 Works in Cleaning

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    It's Valentine's Day at Hogwarts and Amalia Neverscorn has come into possession of a special charm that she hopes will reveal answers to her most burning sexual questions about the object of her desire, Professor Severus Snape. But when Snape catches her goofing off during Potions class, the holiday unfolds a bit differently than Amalia had expected.

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    Stiles used to watch his mother do needlepoint.

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    Barricade and Blackout have an arrangement. The master of the house shows up to make sure everything is on the level.

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    John really needs to learn how to keep on his toes when 'Little' Sherlock shows up.

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    An exam.

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    Joan Hannah Watson was often commended for her high level of tolerance and patience. She knew how to bear with someone, as well as how to wait.
    Sherllysa Holmes seemed to be the very embodiment of a lesson in patience.
    After all, a gal can only tolerate so many heads in the ice box!

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    He climbed back into the shower, got the bar wet and went to clean his hair with it. The suds never reached his blond tufts because right as he started the bathroom door flung open and the short Irish man was glaring at him. "What are you doing?" Moriarty hissed, slapping the pink soap away from him.

    "Cleaning up?" Sebastian slurred trying to focus on one of the two men he saw floating in front of him. He probably shouldn't have downed an entire bottle of whiskey before he came with the criminal.

    Moriarty eyed the soap floating in the shower water at the bottom of the tub and rolled his eyes. "There is real soap you know." Sebastian looked confused and glanced about the bath room. "On the walls." His eyes settled on the crystal containers and squinted. He had been using 'real' soap. "Have you never seen soap before?"

    "That's not soap sir..."

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    "They just watch," John says, kicking the mop bucket into the broom closet after a hard day's asteroid-cleaning. "I guess chores are like a spectator sport for trolls? It's pretty weird! But... that's trolls for you!"

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    A tiny fluff piece where Karkat and Kanaya get their clean on while waxing diamonds for each other.

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    England is making a hidden sewing sanctuary for himself off in the woods. Unfortunately, brute strength is not his forte so needs the help of one annoying American in cleaning out the heavier furniture. America has his own problems. US/UK and Franada

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    Sherlock's laziness around the house comes back to bite him in the arse...

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    John washes Sherlock's mouth out with soap

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    "Do these songs ever remind you of us?" John cleans a bathroom, Sherlock makes a mess of it and everything else, but it's all somehow okay in the end.

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    'I know I shouldn't like it when he's vulnerable. But I kind of do.'

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    More deleted scenes from Cold Summer - hey, it was the only Lewis/Hathaway for the first three months of doing this for my daughter last year! Lewis fetches James clean clothes and broods. Hathaway cleans Lewis' flat while he sleeps and tries to deal with what has happened to him. Lewis' pov between chapters two and three, after Hospital; Hathaway's between chapters three and four

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    Post-series, AU comic-verse, our heroes deal with the little problem of cleanup after a bad slay.

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    Just because there's no press allowed doesn't mean it won't end up on TMZ.

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    When Laura Roslin feels overwhelmed, she cleans. Even more so after the end of everything.

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    The last of the Cabin 'Verse fics, and, as usual, written for the PWKM. The prompt just asked to see any couple "dirtying up nice clean sheets with some hot sex." Phoenix takes the time to perform some basic household chores, and Miles is demonstratively appreciative.

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