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    “Any idea why Rodney’s been slamming things around all day?” John slid into the chair next to Elizabeth, “Or why he’s been yelling at his minions more than usual?”
    “I’d better go finish-” D tried to stand.
    “Sit,” Elizabeth ordered, “Would you like to answer the Colonel’s question, Dr. Vaughn?”
    “Not particularly, ma’am,” D shook her head.
    “What happened?” John looked between them.
    “D,” Elizabeth raised an eyebrow.
    D smiled politely, “He’s an egotistical jackass with poor social skills?”
    Elizabeth gave D a hard stare.
    “It was suggested to me,” D stated flatly, “that I should find a healthier outlet for my anger than the last method I employed. I was annoyed with Dr. McKay so I decided to get even with him in a non-violent manner. I wrote my report on the MTI in three different languages, knowing that he didn’t understand any of them.”
    “And?” Elizabeth prompted.
    “And when he came to confront me about it,” D continued her recitation, “I antagonized him further by being deliberately obtuse in my responses. Also, before I left I insulted his ego by implying he wouldn’t understand the words in the report anyway.”
    “Yeah,” John drawled, “That’d do it.”

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    Jack has a sudden career change/retirement and is at the end of his rope. WARNING: The bunny hops where it will.

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    For stories of murder and woe
    That kill all our friends from the show,
    Where death is the norm
    In a limerick form,
    Just click on the link there below.*

    * Or here, on the site AO3 / the link's up above, do you see?
    I've warned for the dying / but doubt you'll be crying -
    I hope you'll be laughing with glee.

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    Imagine the future. What if Rodney had been the boss in Atlantis? Or Pegasus? Ah, but not to worry. He merely thought he'd been in charge. And it wasn't John either. It was Teyla whose wisdom prevailed, her vision for her people and all of the worlds in Pegasus compelling her to keep her mind firmly focused on her goals. Her determination and perseverance did not waver, even as she encountered tragic losses throughout her life.

    But nothing would extinguish her love for her people, in Atlantis and throughout Pegasus, for her children and, on occasion - when they weren't being too irritating which wasn't often enough - for John and Rodney. Through her, they learnt the true meaning of redemption.

    OKAY, ENOUGH WITH THE TALKING. BRING ON THE PREVIEW. After reading it, you may wish to click on http://helenkacan.livejournal.com/381789.html. Close your eyes and listen to the music Rob heard at the fair; open your eyes and see Madame Helenka's gown ... or was it a nebula of newly-born stars?

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    Written for Tragedy Optional, a multi-fandom celebration in 2008 using operas as plots. Because the majority of operas are tragic, hence the clever name. Loosely (extremely) based on the opera "Romeo et Juliette" by Charles Gounod, with additional re-interpretations of the ballet by Prokofiev and the play by Shakespeare. Updated for the 21st century and starring Dr. M. Rodney McKay as Juliette, Lt. Colonel John Sheppard as Romeo. Loose Elizabeth Weir POV. But I'm being very liberal with POVs, because I'm omniscient and I can. Besides, I said so!

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    "The fleet comes for Earth. The Ori are here to burn Avalon."

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    When one of their own is taken Team Sheppard organizes a rescue...or will it become a mission of vengeance?

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    Atlantis receives some unexpected and unusual guests.

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    The PG rating has been well and truly torn away from this episode – how will all our favourite characters act with no censorship? Warnings for bad and really foul language. What else can I say – I wrote this for kicks.

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    Thanks to Chuck the team are acting oddly, Sheppard has delusions of grandeur, Teyla is inciting orgies, Ronon is singing ballads and McKay is doing something decidedly unMcKay-like; oh yeah and Weir is just confused and feeling left out.

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    For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Rodney thought he'd graduated to post-Newtonian physics.

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    While the command staff is on Earth, somebody has to be minding the fort. Radek and Geoff have some issues to resolve.

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    It's a new year at Lakewood High, and John Sheppard finds himself drawn to one of the new students.

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    Meeting an old friend on vacation leads to an interesting turn of events for the Five-O team and a week they'll never forget.

    “Danny Williams, Chin Ho Kelly,” John motioned to each of them, “and-”
    “Lieutenant Steve McGarrett,” the blonde finished for him, “Nice to meet you all. I’m EJ Sheppard.”
    “Lieutenant Commander, actually,” Steve’s face scrunched up in confusion, “Do I know you? You seem really familiar.”
    “You know him, Emma?” John asked curiously.
    “His SEAL team pulled me out of Afghanistan,” EJ took a small sip of her drink.
    “Oh, yeah?” John dropped his arm over the back of her chair, “Which time?”
    “The fourth time,” EJ leaned back against his arm.
    “Which time?” Danny asked incredulously, “You’ve had SEAL teams pull you out of Afghanistan more than once?”
    “Yeah, half a dozen times,” EJ replied dismissively.
    “I remember you now,” Steve expression twisted into a scowl, “You head-butted my Chief Petty Officer.”
    “You head-butted a SEAL?” John laughed.
    “Most of my fingers were broken at the time,” EJ shrugged, “and my legs were still tied to the chair.”

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    All you zombies hide your faces. It's the time of the season.

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    A little Atlantean wonder, courtesy by Doctor Rodney McKay.

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    Today's the day.

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    Five drabbles that explore how Radek, Chuck, Cadman, Miko and Elizabeth might have experienced the events of "Doppelganger."

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    The story of how Brad Colbert was recruited to the SGC and Atlantis.

    “Hitman Two-One Alpha, this is Hitman Two-Actual,” Nate’s voice came over the radio, “Sit-rep.”
    “A…person just landed on my truck, sir,” Brad supplied, stepping out of the Humvee, gun held ready in front of him, “Armed, but appears friendly.”
    Brad glanced at the hood of the Humvee as he spoke, noting the smear of red blood, “Also injured. Suggest you bring the corpsman up here for more information, sir.”
    “Roger that,” Nate agreed carefully, “On our way.”
    The woman looked down at her Kevlar, pulling two slugs out of the fabric and dropping them to the ground, “What the fuck is a Marine unit doing here? No one is scheduled to be in this part of the city until tomorrow.”
    “I can’t speak to that, ma’am,” Brad continued evenly, “What are you doing here?”
    “I’m getting shot out of a third story window by an asshole with an AK and getting questioned by what appears to be a fucking six and a half foot Viking carrying an M4 with some admittedly nice optics that I’d like to get my hands on,” the woman looked up, her angry violet eyes meeting Brad’s, “What the fuck does it look like I’m doing?”

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    Lorne gets it on with almost everyone, 100 words at a time.

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