16 Works found in Christoph Schneider
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Our Father in Heaven loves us all. But love is a wild beast and our God is a vengeful God. [Rosenrotverse, Till/Flake. Warnings inside.]
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For all who've ever made/seen fake Facebook conversations for the R+ boys, this one goes out to you. The days leading up to tragedy for an aging pianist, documented online. Flake character study. [Flake/Paul]
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Sorry, honey. I burnt the cake. Please don't be mad. After all, it's not much different to what I did to him. [A black comedy of various errors. Till/Dark!Richard/Dark!Schneider.]
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Paul Landers goes on a date with a crazy bitch. Hold on, honey. I'm going to make you scream. [Paul Landers x Frau Schneider. More warnings inside.]
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There are many types of love and just as many ways to fall in love. Everyone knows that; but Frank Iero sure as hell hadn't expected to fall in love because he heard the English language being mangled to pieces by a German singer. A My Chemical Romance/Rammstein crossover, Richard Kruspe/Till Lindemann/Frank Iero. Spans one month in early 2010. I'm aware that this is insane. Let's make it epic.
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A study on fandom and the mutual admiration we share for Rammstein. This one goes out to everyone who ever fell in love with them.
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Fandom has no excuse for not doing this in 2009. [Till/Richard/'Till']
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Without us, you are everything; without you, we are alone. Close your eyes. Breathe in and out. Will you live for us, Till? [In-universe Ohne Dich, Till/Richard. Read all warnings.]
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Death is like sex. It's often cheap and messy and inevitable. Some despise it, some await it eagerly, and some go back for second helpings. Till's had over fifty times his share. About time he stopped. In-universe Haifisch. Du Hast/Haifisch!Doom's POV, completely non-realistic, Till/Schneider. Read all the warnings.
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Till is no less of a mystery after nearly two decades of Rammstein. Richard observes him over the years; and it turns out, Till's virtue was always within his silence after all. Spans the period from 1994-2011. Gradual Till/Richard. Lots of soul-searching and angst and the occasional fluff ahead.
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It's all fun and games until somebody blows himself up in a bank. Oh, the humanity. Get the cameras rolling. [Ich Will video universe, Richard/Till, lots of language and violence. See more inside. Not related to 'Silence'.]
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Every now and then irrationality takes hold of all of us. We wouldn't be human if that never happened, after all. Six drabbles centered around such moments from the members of Rammstein. Partially a side-story to 'Silence' but can be read as a standalone. (Richard, Till and Schneider's drabbles contain spoilers for 'Silence' Ch 3-6.)
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What happens when you're desperate for ideas and the rest of your band is totally off their rocker? If you can't beat them, join them and see where it takes you, of course. What's a poor drummer to do? A crackfic about how they came up with the music video for 'Sonne'. Contains use of drugs, so proceed with caution. Side story to 'Silence'.
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Sex, death, and inter-band relations on the set of the Haifisch video.
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Some people will die for their flag. Others just die in it.
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(The title says enough.)
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