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    Or "5 times Jack was compared to Alicia, and 1 time he is not"
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    You are so much like your--

    Jack had heard that sentence begin more times in his life than he can count. To say it happened daily might be an exaggeration, but weekly sure was not. He had grown up in the shadow of his father's legacy, and people felt compelled at every turn to remind him of what he knew all-too-well -- he is like his father. Or, he was. Bob thrived under pressure, but Jack? Jack cracked -- and the whole world heard it.

    "--your mother!"

    That got his attention. "Huh? Sorry, what?"

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    Prince Derek needs friends--and Page Chris and Stableboy Will, after a rocky start, are the best ones that he could have found.

    Throughout the years, Chris and Will winter at the castle and slowly their relationship changes. However, rumblings of dark magic, rampant dragons, and the disappearance of one of their own might stop the fairy tale before it can even begin.

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    Eric Richard Bittle III is sent to the northern lands of Ice and Pines. In Samwell, a group of knights, the Candorines, train to kill the slanted, creatures of cursed or veiled origin. The Bittle family hope that Eric will be purified of an affliction they think the Candorines can remedy. A miscommunication occurs upon Eric's arrival, and rather than becoming subjected to Candorine purification, Eric is inducted as a member of their rank. There Eric struggles to fit in, and hide who (or what) he actually is.

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    Beauty comes in more than one form.

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    Alicia is P.O.T.U.S.
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    It was only supposed to be four years. He was only supposed to help him with his social media accounts. He wasn't supposed to fall in love.

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    Nursey and Dex have a no-strings-attached hook up deal after kegsters. How could that possibly go wrong?

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    By nature, humans are curious and creative beings. We seek out knowledge and forms of expression almost naturally. But where does this drive come from? The general agreement is that the human brain is just wired that way, but there are a few groups that have... theories as to why humans are the way we are. Shapers, these groups call them, are all to blame. Sure, our identity as human beings depends on the Shapers, they gave us the capacity to explore and interpret our surroundings. The real question that many are choosing to turn a blind eye to is "why." Why us? And why don't we get a say in our lives?

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    Every chapter is a different headcanon originally posted on tumblr about the SMH Gang. I'm going to try to make the chapter titles as descriptive as possible.

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    It starts with a sore throat.

    That’s literally it. A sore throat. Dex got the flu once when he was seventeen – the real flu, where you vomit and develop weird complications and actually beg for the sweet release of death – so it stands to reason that he just…ignores it.

    Dex is a first-line student athlete with a demanding major. He doesn’t have time to be sick.

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    When a mystery sickness sweeps in from the eastern seaboard, Ransom and Holster take it upon themselves to eradicate the undead that plague the living. Their mission brings them a motley crew of new friends, a renovated school-bus-turned-mobile-Haus, and near-insurmountable danger. Armed with a garden variety of weapons—four knives, two shotguns, two utility chains, a sledgehammer, a baseball bat, a chainsaw, a shovel, an axe, a cast iron skillet—and a whole lot of heart, Team Zombie Murder Squad criss-crosses the country, pillages a Wal-Mart, falls in love, and saves the world.

    Or, in Shitty’s words: “Sit the hell down and strap the fuck in because this is the goddamn wildest story you’re gonna hear this week.”
     
    Were we there? Was I brave?
    To think everything must die
    For anyone to matter
    Got to find any way to your wild heart

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    After a traumatic near-death experience, Barry the bee attempts to sue the Monster House. But can he win when bee murder, or bee-uder if you will, is not technically illegal?

    Written for the Unstable Universes Podcast.

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    Looking back now I know it was always you
     
    Eric Bittle is a brand new teacher at Samwell High School, teaching Home Economics and coteaching PE with one Jack Zimmermann. They get off to a rocky start, but all their friends can see what the two of them can't: that they were made for each other. They ensue to set the two of them up, but knowing the SMH crew, things don't always go to plan.
    In some ways though, the way to a man's heart is through his students.

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    Kent Parson wakes up the day after Cup Day in bed with a stranger. He's expecting to have hooked up with a Jack Zimmermann look-a-like. He is not expecting to see Jack Zimmerman’s boyfriend sound asleep beside him, dressed in what looks like one of his old Aces’ jerseys and nothing else.

    Kent stares. And stares. And stares some more. Completely eloquently, for the third time that morning, he says, “What the fuck.”

    --

    Or, Kent Parson swaps places with an alternate version of himself who happens to be madly in love with one Eric R. Bittle. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

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    In the end, they don’t get together the way that Nursey ever imagined it.

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    PR whiz Eric Bittle had it all: a great apartment in New York, a successful boyfriend, a job he loved. He’s on the verge of being offered a partnership at his firm, when a call brings an unexpected twist into his life causing him to move to a small town in Vermont. A Zimbits AU inspired by the 80s movie Baby Boom.

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    “You know what they say about big feet."

    “Yeah, that the creature that owns them will fucking kill you.”

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    Based on the OMGCPumpkins Prompt: "Person A takes Person B to their mountain lodge where they get snowed in. It wasn’t going to be too bad of problem, just wait it out. Until they try to leave and realize that they are trapped on the mountain with a yeti that has destroyed their only method of transportation."

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    It doesn’t start on a dark and stormy night.

    Later, Dex will think: that’s what lured them into the false sense of security. It’s hard to imagine your new room being haunted when you move in on such a nice day.

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    Jack, on his daily run, is hit by a tiny blond ray of sunshine, and falls almost instantly in love.

    Bitty is an astrophysicist and has no idea who Jack Zimmermann is, but fate (the cosmos?) is pretty adament that these two just belong together.

    Fluffy (eventual) smut comissioned by the great kalee60 (this is for you Neil!!)

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    Bitty + papers due = procrastination and body modification

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    Nursey gets drunk(er than usual) at a Haus kegger and confesses some feelings to Dex. Dex secretly feels the same way.

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    2/?
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