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    The human brain is fickle. Once damaged, it's never the same. Everything changes.

    Or...

    Fitz didn't go from being barely alive in a coma to walking and -mostly- talking. There were months in between where the whole team rallied around him as he tried to get back to some state resembling normal.

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    6/?
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    30
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    64
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    5
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    688
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    There once was a small chicken called Draco Malfoy. Although this is not my story to tell, Draco was in dire need of some assistance and this story is his cry for help, the only hope he really has at this point in time. Draco would be eternally grateful if you could solve his problem, however it is quite the enigma, but I say that we just watch him suffer in amusement!

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
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    1
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    27
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    Sloane's in middle school now and Jolene's busy taking care of her next stepdaddy, so Cain's been hired for babysitting duties yet again. It works out pretty well, to be honest.

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    1/1
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    Компаньон Доктора, потерявший его и собственную память, пытается найти утраченное. Коварная задумка Мастера идёт по плану...

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    Русский
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    3,246
    Chapters:
    2/2
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    You invite Shane to check out your newly built chicken coop, and the adorable fuzzy friends that came with it.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    135
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1031
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    A one-shot that no one should ever, ever read that involves a jungle, Allen's hunger, and chicken. Kinda humor? Total crack for sure.

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    1/1
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    1
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    Ozzy with Manson on his death bed.
    Twiggy died before Manson making him the chicken.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    “Look out, Sergeant!”

    “Get out of the way! DUCK!”

    Bucky ran and dove down behind a ruined stone wall as the furious bird leapt for him, clawing and flapping its wings.

    Bucky dropped his prize, pulled his shoulders up around his ears and depended on his helmet to provide some protection as he frantically tried to fight it off. It was like trying to shove away a tiny, vicious jackhammer.

    “That’s not a duck, it’s a rooster,” Mickle said, taking shelter behind the barn.

    “I don’t need a lesson on fuckin’ poultry!” Bucky shouted.

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    English
    Words:
    1,318
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    235
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    That's right!
    The 2016 AJRA presidential debate/election is finally here!
    Vote on your faviourite rulers from any Kanton and see who gets to rule AJRA with the most votes!

    Read with kudos if you wish! :D

    Warning! CRACK-FIC!!!!!

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    English
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    7,269
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    81
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    Hug a chicken.

    In which Tony gets comfort from a pair of very worried hens.

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    English
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    636
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    472
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    "I am a wise fellow, and, which is more, an officer,
    and, which is more, a householder, and, which is
    more, as pretty a piece of flesh as any is in
    Messina, and one that knows the law, go to; and a
    rich fellow enough, go to; and a fellow that hath
    had losses, and one that hath two gowns and every
    thing handsome about him."

    A morning in the life of Constable Dobgerry.

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    English
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    590
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    1
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    22
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    Jail Cell, Blackout, Rubber Chicken

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    English
    Words:
    378
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    194
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    INFORMATION UPDATE

     

    ...maybe I can take some prompts? 

    I kind of like mpreg a lot, so I decided to write some short ficlets with different pairings, starting with Homin!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,003
    Chapters:
    25/25
    Comments:
    102
    Kudos:
    164
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    6545
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    781
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    432
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    It's Christmas Day at the farm. Lee had the perfect gift idea for Richard, but his plans may have been compromised by the blizzard that struck the east coast a few days back. He just has to hope for the best, and that Richard's curiousity won't ruin the surprise.

    Series
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    English
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    9,339
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    585
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    What if the events of "Orphans" had never happened - Salty had never died and Pepper never went to live with her sister or to the asylum? In this story, Pepper and Salty instead leave the freak show to live with their "angel", happily ever after! An AU of my Angel!Verse AU.

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    English
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    1,790
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    39
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    Lucien recounts the story of how he and Luther met. Claire has her own interpretation of their relationship and also mixed opinions on the morality of peasant-eating.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    81
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    Thanksgiving is neigh and Grantaire told his parents he was bringing his fiance to dinner. The only problem? He hasn't actually asked Enjolras to marry him yet. It's alright though, he has the entirety of the Amis' Thanksgiving lunch to propose. Too bad Enjolras keeps getting distracted with Grantaire tries to propose.

    Meanwhile, Joly and Bossuet have a cooking malfunction, Musichetta battles off middle aged white women at Wal-Mart, Joly has almost has a stroke about his clean, white carpet, Marius dares Bahorel to do a thing, Azelma really needs to talk to her sister, and Enjolras is trying to keep his guilty pleasure a secret. Hilarity and holiday fun ensue.

    Series
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    English
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    4,932
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    836
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    When a hurricane hits Starecross Hall, Segundus and Honeyfoot have to deal with the repairs in spite of being pennyless. What to do? Who to ask for help? Nobody, of course. After all, they are magicians. Why borrow some money when, with a little bit of ingenuity, they can create a chicken that lays golden eggs? Unfortunately for Segundus, nothing ever goes as it should. In spite of his efforts, the eggs laid by the chicken are everything but golden. Magical, yes, but definitely not golden. Does Childermass have anything to do with this? Oh, he does. He really does.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,491
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    188
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    Charles's journey to Genosha, and the process of settling in once he gets there.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    23,595
    Chapters:
    23/23
    Comments:
    100
    Kudos:
    237
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    7594

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