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    The scientists like to think that the differing dynamics evolved some time in the far past, at some point when the human population was at risk and the development of various dynamics assured the continued existence of humans. No one really knows, though. It was so long ago that it seems as though there were always dynamics - alpha, beta, omega, gamma, null. If Patrick Kane hadn't loved hockey so early on, he would have gone into biology to try and figure it out.

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    Somehow, Patrick Kane and Sidney Crosby get married in Vegas and everybody knows about it. Now they have to deal with that, their best friends won't talk to them, and for some reason every Russian they run into threatens them. Pat wants another drink and Sid wishes he was smart enough to not want one as well.

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    Patrick loves the way Jonny's fur looks in the sun.

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    Team USA makes Nick room with Saader during camp. Which is fine. He likes Saader.

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    Brandon Bollig is a news reporter, hoping for a promotion to the open anchor position, and takes his job very seriously. Meanwhile Andrew Shaw is a reporter who doesn't take the job nearly as seriously as Bollig. What happens when their paths cross, thanks to a new position?

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    Gifsets from Tumblr for the Puppy!verse

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    Jonathan Toews is Captain of the USS Blackhawk, arguably the best starship there is. However, things don't always run smoothly on board the Blackhawk; leaving Toews and his crew to solve all sorts of problems, while on their five year mission. What could possibly go wrong?

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    Shaw comes home to hear suspicious noises coming from his apartment and starts to doubt Bollig’s loyalty. What happens when he gives in to his anger and jealousy? What’s actually going on behind the apartment door?

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    Taking Sid's advice, Jon decides to put a ring on it. A Stanley Cup ring.

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    Honestly, Pat isn't sure how they got here. He's had a lot to drink, and they've been engaged in about four hours of what was Mario Kart war but turned into an epic Smash Bros. tournament, and somewhere along the way bets that required badges of honour were made, except instead of badges of honour somebody—okay, probably Pat—decided they were to be badges of shame, and somebody—again, probably Pat—decided the winner got to mark the loser so everybody could heckle him until it faded.

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    Don't wanna grow up, just wanna get out, hey, take me away!

    In which Jonathan Toews and Patrick Kane eat magic fortune cookies and swap bodies.

    If you've never seen Freaky Friday then I can't help you.

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    Photos of plush dolls of the boys having fun with each other.

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    “Fuck,” Jonny groans. He props his elbows up on his desk and lets his head fall into his hands. It’s going to be a long fucking year.

    (or, in which Jonathan Toews is Patrick Kane's teacher, and shit gets real.)

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    "Look, I'm not saying this has been my finest moment," Sharpy says. "But Bur asked if we were seeing anyone, and I didn't want him to think we were still hung up on him, so I said Kaner."

    "Oh, honey," Abby says.

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    Corey Crawford has worked to earn his place in the Blackhawks organization, but he desperately wishes that he could earn his place somewhere else.

    And he might not have to wait long.

    A naughty little chaptered affair featuring some Patrick, Johnny, and Corey based fun.

    My first real foray into smut!

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    It’s absolutely unfair and inaccurate to say that Patrick’s meltdown in Madison is directly correlated to the suspicious amount of knitwear his team has been sporting over the last year. Because when you put it like that, it sounds stupid.

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    Patrick has an extra toe from an unfortunate accident as a child and an inconvenient crush on his commanding officer. It gets worse from there.

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    Jonny Toews throws a party at his house. This is the aftermath.

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    "Yes, Kaner," Sharpy's saying as Jonny sits down next to them with a beer. "It would indeed be gay to measure your teammates' dicks to find out whose is biggest."

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    A virus rips through the team and they get sick and do some cuddling

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    7
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