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Boiling black hate for yourself is not a good idea.
-----CCG: WHEN I DID THIS TO FIND OUT ABOUT CALIGINOUS FUCKSHIT I DID NOT WANT TO BE COME ONTO BY MY FUTURE SELF.
CCG: I’M GOING TO PERFORM SOME REVERSE PERISTALSIS ALL OVER THIS ROOM. THERE WILL BE BILE EVERYWHERE, CLINGING TO ALL MY BELONGINGS, LEAVING A SOUR SMELL FOR ALL TO RETCH OVER.
CCG: ONCE I’M DONE VOMITING LIKE A VOLCANO I’LL RIP OUT ALL MY CLAWS AND TEETH AND CREATE A SERRATED KNIFE EDGE FROM THIS BLEEDING MESS.
CCG: TAKING THAT KNIFE, I’LL SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY SAW MY HEAD OFF.
CCG: MY SICK MUTANT BLOOD WILL MIX WITH THE BARF DESECRATING MY ROOM AND IT’LL BE A MEDLEY OF NAUSEATING SHIT.
CCG: AND EVEN THAT CHUNKY MIXTURE’S REPULSIVENESS WILL NOT EVEN COME CLOSE TO THE GROSSNESS OF THE IDEA OF BEING BLACK FOR MYSELF.
FCG: YOU’RE MAKING A FOOL OUT OF YOURSELF. -
Texts From Last Tony by baconnegg
Marvel Avengers Movies Universe, The Avengers (2012), The Avengers - All Fandoms, Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
27 May 2012
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Tony and Bruce have unlimited texting for a reason.
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Sollux Captor, recently drafted into the Service of Her Imperious Condescension, discovers a secret community of Helmsmen hidden inside the Imperial communications network.
Meanwhile on Alternia, Karkat Vantas is up to his goddamn nook in revolution.
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LOWAA is strange, and not a good place for anyone to be left alone with their thoughts. Eridan learns this soon enough.
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In an alternate session of SGRUB, something goes wrong, and the timeline is doomed. Nepeta Leijon is given the opportunity to give the universe a second chance. All she has to do is complete one simple task: Ship all the trolls. All of them.
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Pepperony and the Pooh! by Lifez-beautiful (Capturing_Essence)
Iron Man (Movies), Iron Man (Comic)
21 May 2012
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A small OS where Winnie the Pooh is a major Non-featuring star! Err well, just some usual Tony and Pepper madness, that's all. :D
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When Karkat gets himself into trouble, a very unlikely troll comes to his aid.
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John is at work. Sherlock is bored and decides to create a Facebook account.
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You felt like ten kinds of different shit warmed over. You are currently wrapped in what seems to be fifty different blankets on Eridan's piece of shit couch and yet you're still shivering! Your hair is spiked out crazily and you swear there are colors spinning brightly before your eyes like one of Gamzee's so called "miracles." And why pray tell are you like this? Because crabdad is a piece of shit lusus and Eridan's isn't much better.
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Sometimes semi-colons can ruin the mood.
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- Part 20 of Merry Month of Masturbation Drabbles/Ficlets
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a ridiculously long pesterlog, between john and dave.
also I'll think of a better title some time later.
probably.
but yes.
wow really gay.
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TG: the greedy qb is you
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In Nate's world, planning ahead is something that other people do, and Elena gets a surprise weekend with her favorite tomb robber.
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- Part 2 of Some Sort of Crazy
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Charles and Erik go swimming, and Erik makes a realization of just how far out in the deep end he really is.
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- Part 2 of dare-verse
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Sherlock abroad, hunting Moriarty's men; Molly at home, carrying on and looking no one in the eye. If they ever had anyone else in the world, they've both given that up now. The only lifeline that connects them is a single unreliable black-and-white camera in the St. Bart's morgue, and a one-way phone sending untraceable texts from locations undisclosed. That'll have to be enough.
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EB: WHEN I SAID OKAY FINE JADE LET'S TRY TO **DISCREETLY** PUT OUT FEELERS I DIDN'T MEAN GO RIGHT UP TO HIM AND ASK HIM POINT BLANK IF HE'D LIKE TO STAR IN HIS OWN KINKTASTIC ALIEN PORNO!!!!!!!!
GG: >:/ oh yes because "btw do you have a gf" totally means "hey do you wanna be the yummy filling in a twin sandwich" in normal people land. dont be a buttface, john!! >:(Sequel to Adventures in Collaborative Storytelling.
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Three years after leaping off of St. Bart's, astronomy obsessed Sherlock Holmes is homeless, nearly finished eliminating Moriarty's web, and invited to dinner by Irene Adler.
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Irene's texts to Sherlock after her final Goodbye, and his occasional text back.
Not Sherlock/ Irene in the sexual/ romantic sense but some kind of caring/ love. Whatever it is that love means to Sherlock Holmes.
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It is a foggy, rainy evening in London. Sherlock is bored, murders do not murder, John is missing, and nothing is what it really seems.
Strangeness and texting ensue, along with some Fight Club references. (during A Study In Pink episode)- Words:
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Some months after Reichenbach, John decides to enter a chat room, looking for some friends. A clever lady appeals him, but the memories come back, and he falls short of expectations