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    A series of one-shots, attempting to write a transformers story for every kink on the kink bingo dreamwidth.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    51,202
    Chapters:
    37/100
    Comments:
    99
    Kudos:
    228
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    5649
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    The first year of middle school was full of harrowing experiences. Finally being in the same school as his three best internet friends was great (as the district had many more elementary schools than middle schools), but it also meant about three or four times as many bullies, breaking John's glasses, stealing his lunch, mocking his constant optimism. It wasn't John's fault that the world was so great! He was just a representative. But middle school was good, too! His teachers were always nice to him, and he got to hang around Dave, Jade, and Rose a lot more often.

    If he thought that schoolyard bullies were a difficulty, then what was coming next was going to hit him like a nuclear bag of bricks. 

     

    Homestuck mixed in a blender with equal parts Bokurano and Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.

    AKA: Homestuck, with giant robots!

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    3,089
    Chapters:
    1/13
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    9
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    Twenty years ago a spaceship crash landed in the Pacific Northwest. From it emerged over a million refugees of an alien species. These trolls came seeking a new way of life from their culture’s previous bloody history, voluntary exiles from an oppressive imperial regime. A small contingent of these trolls, bent on harmony with humankind, worked together with humans to found the first human-troll university.

    Ten years later, their descendents begin their freshman year at Terra University, but they get more than they bargained for when they discover that forces loyal to the Alternian Empire are hellbent on delivering the Exiles back into the hands of their leader, the Condesce. Danger is everywhere, but they have a destiny, and with a little help from their ancestors, they’ll use their powers to save their species, the planet, and even the universe.

    Nefarious plots. Spies. Superpowers. Finals. Rooftop swordfights. Love (in four quadrants). Strife. Rap battles. Assassination attempts. Puppets. Frat parties. Football games. Stairs. The fate of the planet. Shenanigans.

    Freshman year is going to be more of a challenge than they thought.

    Updates Mondays and Thursdays.

    Act 1 in progress.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,144
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    145
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    A dead Dave turns the psychoanalytic tables on Rose, trying to get her to remember the circumstances surrounding his death, and to figure out who she is along the way.

    Language:
    English
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    4,741
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    67
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    In the course of Yellow Pearl's work, she has to send a lot of messages via commlink. It's a necessary part of her job, even if some days are harder than others. It's routine.

    But one day Yellow Pearl got a message from another Pearl that threw her routine out the window ...

    Takes place in the same divergent alternate continuity as "I Want to Understand"

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,072
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1012
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    Rose and Jade have a conversation about growing tomatoes, which ends up turning into a conversation about the completely open-ended challenges of shaping and living in the new universe they and their friends have created.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,756
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    29
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    I place the fault for this squarely on the shoulders of 1electricpirate who said "Imagine Shitty writing terrible zimbits fic in a Facebook chat that he send to Jack in instalments and it's all just full of terrible euphemisms and synonyms and also bro speak"

    Thanks to the fabulous DoubleNegative for the beta!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,917
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    81
    Kudos:
    279
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    1352
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    Your name is JANE CROCKER, and you are OFFICIALLY PERPLEXED.

    You have just received a strange package from your pal DIRK STRIDER, which you find somewhat concerning despite its general tone of GLIB HYPERVERBOSITY. Mainly because it includes several ITEMS OF IMMENSE PERSONAL SIGNIFICANCE that you happen to know for a fact he’d rather not part with, and with which you could probably make a KILLING on EBAY.

    Maybe this huge file that just arrived in your inbox from Dirk’s EQUALLY INSCRUTABLE DIGITAL DOPPELGANGER will clear things up.

    Jane: Read this weird letter.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,085
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    96
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    800
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    R: ok
    R: im just gonna say it
    R: i have a crush on you????
    R: like, im so gone for you, i would become a glove for you to wear
    R: just so i could feel your flesh
    R: WHOAAAA ROMEO BACK OUT OF THE DANGERZONE THATS JUST REALLY REALLY CREEPY I NEED TO CALM DOWN
    R: ahhhh why am i telling you this through text
    R: why am i being such a creeper

    Romeo, just trying to confess his feelings in the middle of the night, and Juliet, who just finished her overdue essay and is really desperate for coffee; a dumb high school love story.

    (Alternatively titled; Romeo in the Dangerzone.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
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    Her Draconian Justice, District Prosecutor Terezi Pyrope brings a notorious criminal to the courtblock, but Kanaya intercedes on his behalf.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    891
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    33
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    This is a mixfill of two prompts!

    Prompt 1: Jane/Equius - She's a classy blue heiress, he's probably resilient enough to survive surprise dominatrix mode, it could work.

    Prompt 2: Sharp dressed man, Equius Zahhak
     
    Gold watch, diamond ring
    I ain't missin' not a single thing
    And cufflinks, stick pin
    When I step out I'm gonna do you in

     

    They come runnin' just as fast as they can
    'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man

     

    Equius Zahhak in some very nice clothes, getting undressed later by an interested party and preferably ridden hard to be put away wet. Possibly even at the party in some secluded alcove. C'mon, you know that the boy would be fiiiiiine in a tailored suit.

     

    And then it exploded on me and turned into an actual fic, god damn it. Stay tuned.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    71,095
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1339
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    Vriska attempts to have a casual conversation with Kanaya. They both fail.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    508
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    29
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    Ren is bored during an away mission and abuses the privilege of having a direct line to the Emperor's personal channel. (Chat Log Fic)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,424
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    351
    Bookmarks:
    60
    Hits:
    2297
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    There are many reasons not to become an actor. Hell, you could write several fucking essays on why being an actor is shitty. But having to talk to the guy in front of you crashes the feculent fucking horseshit scale. Seriously, he’s a 413 on the asscactus scale from one to five.

    “So did I get this right?” you say. Or maybe shout a little. “Because it’s by far not easy to pick the few things that are actually important out of the brain damaging fecal matter you just spouted at me. You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    63,452
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    754
    Kudos:
    1042
    Bookmarks:
    152
    Hits:
    12334
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    Eridan makes friends with Frisk online by mistake and after getting in a couple of fights with his friends, goes to visit.
    With the Orphaner off planet, all hell is breaking loose with Feferi and his friends back home.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,959
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Adventures of the oxenfree cast, as told through skype.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    499
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    26
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    One day, the whole world is going to acknowledge you as that one guy who finally made contact with aliens, but if you had known that getting drunk was going to lead up to abduction, potential anal probing, and becoming the worst cult sacrifice this side of the galaxy, you probably would have just stayed at home.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,035
    Chapters:
    4/13
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    137
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    883
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    Better stick games with your dog, through physics.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    796
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    46
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    When Hermione ends up chatting online with none other than a 20 year old version of Tom Riddle a few years after the War ended, she decides that it might be her best chance at saving those who had died. The two of them start planning for a new course of action and their friends are soon pulled along in a crazy adventure across time to change the past and save the future.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    59,242
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2798
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    Matt, a programmer, becomes the target of three opposing sides of a war after he finds his latest robotics project integrated into his central nervous system.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,178
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    84

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