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    Meme prompt; http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=45650212#cmt45650212

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

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    Carlos is teaching himself how to cook, so he spends time online reading recipes and interacting on a food forum. Over time he's developed a friendship with one of the moderators...

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    You are John Egbert, and you, Dave, Rose, and Jade plan to buy as many troll slaves as you can afford for no particular reason besides justice and the overwhelming sensation of pity.

    You are Karkat Vantas, and you wonder why the ever loving fuck this pitiful human has saved your ass, and is playing MotherGrub to the rest of your species.

    You are the reader, and I hope you have a box of tissues ready in preparation for sobbing, and a quiet room alone in which you may sail your smutty ships.

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    CG: JOHN, YOU NOOKSUCKING PUSTULE ON THE HAIRY ASSHOLE OF SOCIETY.
    CG: WE HAVEN’T SEEN EACH OTHER IN A SWEEP AND THIS IS THE GREETING I GET.
    CG: WELL FUCK YOU, YOU GRUB.
    CG: I CAN’T BELIEVE I THOUGHT
    CG: YOU KNOW WHAT, NEVERMIND.

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    Karkat realizes it was a mistake to go to any party that Dave Strider hosts. The reason? Well, let's just say that John got really delirious...

    And now Karkat is contacting Kanaya to rescue him from the chaos. Will Karkat ever be able to face John again after what happened? Will Kanaya be able to heal their relationship? Will there be a happy ending (yes)?

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    And all at once there was calm. It was like the shocking realisation of inertia, a moment of sudden, abrupt peace and tranquility, staring into his eyes with a mixture of disbelief and. And love. You still loved this boy- this...this stupid, beautiful, selfish boy, trapped in a grown man's body. And all at once it was over, the storm dropped replaced by something all the more heated and charged, and he took the opportunity to say something unexpected. Not abruptly, not like an order. He just said it. Like it was expected and intended for you to do so.

    "Kiss me," He said.

    You did.

    - - -

    Inertia, noun.

    The tendency to do nothing or to remain unchanged.

    Time apart doesn't always make something go away.

    - - -
    8tracks playlist:
    http://8tracks.com/bakeroni/inertia-a-johndave-fanfic-mix

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    10/?
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    Private wakes to spend an average Saturday morning talking to a dear friend and fighting off not one, but two angry bullies... One-Shot teaser for an upcoming six-way crossover.

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    John definitely has a thing for Karkat, and vice versa. And Dave knows about it.

    AKA Dave totally knows John likes Karkat so he teases him about it.

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    Dave, or actually Terezi, decides to interrogate John on his current relationship with Karkat. John does not know how to respond. The memo quickly falls into chaos.

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    Welcome to the Rooster Teeth Staff Chat, a place where you can exchange ideas and consolidate friendships. At least, that's what Burnie had in mind. ((The chapters are short and funny. If you're looking for something easy and fun to read, you should give this a shot!))

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    20+ Characters from Homestuck having conversations over pesterchum.

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    Okay, Joe sort of sounds like he’s been sniffing something a little more hardcore than glue.

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    Jake spends a rather mellow Saturday morning with cheesy eggs, chuckling off psychopaths, and confronting an absolute asinine moron...One-Shot teaser for an upcoming six-way crossover.
    -Critique appreciated-

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    Jane and John decide to prank Joe. And then things get a little turned around.

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    Rose Lalonde is a sheltered, spoiled, somewhat damaged kid.

    She really needs to see the light.

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    In which some of the trolls, but not all of them, are sent to boarding school becuase of bad behaviour or sentimental reasons. Yeah, Feferi isn't there, sorry. x 3 x It's humanstuck, and some of the humans are there too. The point of view changes from chapter to chapter, and mayhaps within the chapter.

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    Dave doesn't know much about friendship. John doesn't have many friends. They both find that really, all they need to have and all they need to know is each other.

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    "DAMN IT!" Karkat threw the closest thing against the wall, which just so happened to be one of the many clown horns that Karkat hadn't gotten around to cleaning up yet. The sound it made as it hit just made Karkat even more enraged. "FUCKING SHIT!!" he punched a wall and the sight of his own blood when his nails dug into his skin to hard drained all the rage from him. He watched daze for a minute as the bright red liquid dripped slowly down his arm before the first frustrated tear came and he screamed. A raw, quiet, throaty scream that trailed off into a quite keen.

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    4/?
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    What happens when Eridan goes insane like Gamzee did?

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    Dave is bored and decides to start a memo.

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    1/1
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    2
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    11
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