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    Having too much free time on his hands, Karkat decides to host a weekly movie night. And every week, he almost instantly regrets it.

    This week we're taking a jump to the left, doing pelvic trusts and getting weirded out by the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

    For a list of the previous movies, hoover mouse here

     

    Alternative title: Mystery Homestuck Theatre 3000

    Language:
    English
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    248,016
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    705
    Kudos:
    366
    Bookmarks:
    77
    Hits:
    18357
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    Everyone has secrets, even Zac and Taylor Hanson. But when they each meet someone online, where no one is who they seem, the truth changes everything they thought they knew.

    Note: This fic was originally posted elsewhere as Part One of the story Truth is a Whisper. It has been reformatted and edited a bit and posted as a series here.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    74,296
    Chapters:
    10/14
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    96
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    Everything is new, and you understand none of it. All the research you've done is seemingly worthless, no textbook can teach you what it's like to feel, and you despise feeling so weak about it all. However, Jake stands in front of you, real, solid, in person, so that has to count for something.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,392
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1277
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    Dave just wants to be left alone. What's the point of anything when what's broken can never be completely fixed?

    ((Updates Fridays))

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,794
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    148
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    Sburb is over, and the humans and trolls have won. Everyone who died during the game is resurrected. Now all that everyone is waiting for is some more adventure to ensue in their new lives.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,383
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    65
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1150
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    The kids are raised and the nest is empty. Dave and Rose are both in college, Dirk still doesn't have a normal guy job, and Roxy's only getting better with age like the wine habit she's trying to kick.

    There's one less Lalonde in town though, as Dave starts his first semester under the Strider name.

    Just because they're all split up doesn't mean there's any less drama. Somehow, there's even more. Families have a way of doing that.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    53,793
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    103
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1100
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    John and Karkat separately ask Rose and Kanaya about what they should do in terms of their relationship.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,872
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    137
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    Meme prompt; http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=45650212#cmt45650212

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    561
    Kudos:
    331
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    8298
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    a series of chat logs from the incredibly censored chat room of stage five high school, featuring many discussions about the upcoming school production of into the woods and some dorky getting-together stories.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,251
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    147
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    2456
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    Tamaki just wants to confess his feelings to Kyoya, but Kyoya's hit with a shocking revelation and can't think about a relationship right now.

    Language:
    English
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    3,383
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    207
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    John Egbert is just a regular boy who lives a perfectly regular (boring) life. He lives with a doting father and goes to a public high school. A nerd, a social outcast, mostly ignored by his peers, the majority of his friends are all online. Normal... just all normal... Until his 17th birthday. John comes into a strange and unique inheritance that throws his world and everything he knew about it into a loop, and all he can do is try to hold on and remain who he is. And the strange part is that no one else is surprised.

    Rating will be bumped up in later chapters.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    109,856
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    262
    Kudos:
    413
    Bookmarks:
    103
    Hits:
    8523
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    Dave and Terezi's conversation following Exes and "Oh"s.

    Featuring deletable_bird as the inimitable Dave Strider and NothingSoDivine as the entirely irreplaceable Terezi Pyrope.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,466
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    24
    Hits:
    329
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    In the beginning Dave confessed his feelings to the mayor. Now the author wanted to write a gift fic, and emptiness filled the template of this fic.

    And the author said, "let there be Dave/the mayor". So the author wrote the fic that separated the emptiness from the swooning. And it was good.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    669
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    68
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    TT: Alright, don't freak but I kinda need to ship everyone.
    TT: I'm talking black, ashen, red and pale. The full romance party course for 32.
    TT: I am the chef, recommending some savory fucking romance cuisine.
    TT: Can't handle it because shit's too hot? Get out of the goddamn kitchen.
    TT: You in?
    AC: \(=^..^=)/ I DON'T GET IT!
    AC: \(=^..^=)/ IS THIS SUPPAWSED TO BE IRONIC?!
    TT: Sure, let's go with that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    109,846
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    143
    Kudos:
    144
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    4162
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    Dave goes on a rant about Hogwarts houses and online personality quizzes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    924
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    117
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    "What the fuck?!" he yelled, fingers flying over buttons, growling and watching in horror as some other asshole swooped in for the killing blow after Hayner did all the hard work, stealing the experience and the payload.

    Wherein Hayner and Seifer both play the same online fantasy game and Seifer is the ass stealing all of Hayner's experience points out from under him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,739
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    88
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    There are many reasons not to become an actor. Hell, you could write several fucking essays on why being an actor is shitty. But having to talk to the guy in front of you crashes the feculent fucking horseshit scale. Seriously, he’s a 413 on the asscactus scale from one to five.

    “So did I get this right?” you say. Or maybe shout a little. “Because it’s by far not easy to pick the few things that are actually important out of the brain damaging fecal matter you just spouted at me. You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,295
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    293
    Kudos:
    383
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    3637
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    Now chatting with a live representative.
    TT: hey, babygirl. you can call me bro. i'll be taking care of you this evening.
    TT: you got some tenacity, hacking straight into my network.
    TT: i'm not charging for this, i'm too invested in the story.

    Jade finds credentials to hack Bro's network in the source code for one of his ironically-run websites. It lands her right in a live sex chat. Might as well take advantage of it, right?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,394
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    181
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    1764
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    Rowena finds the cure for the Mark of Cain but Sam isn't so sure it will work.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    104
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
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    Sollux gets twice laid.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    512
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    100

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