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    It wasn’t until you hit 6 sweeps that they started to contact you for real. The first time that little red symbol showed up on your husktop screen you threw up. By then you knew what you didn’t know at 2, about the hemospectrum and the abhorrent colour of your blood and what that meant for you and you kept thinking, ‘This is it,’ you kept thinking, ‘they know, oh god they know, they know and I’m going to die. I’m going to die. I’m going to fucking die.’

    In which Karkat Vantas is the Second Sufferer. Or at least he's supposed to be.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    149
    Bookmarks:
    31
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    Sollux decides he wants to show Karkat a picture of a bee and things suddenly take a turn to them discussing their local bucket store being burned to the ground.

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    English
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    630
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    26
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    Kink meme made me do it.

    (See individual chapters for summaries/warnings.)

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    1,974
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    490
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    Everything is new, and you understand none of it. All the research you've done is seemingly worthless, no textbook can teach you what it's like to feel, and you despise feeling so weak about it all. However, Jake stands in front of you, real, solid, in person, so that has to count for something.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    298
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    Dave dares Karkat to kiss John during one of their bro game sessions. Dave meant it as a joke, but...

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    English
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    1,483
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    155
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    The kids are raised and the nest is empty. Dave and Rose are both in college, Dirk still doesn't have a normal guy job, and Roxy's only getting better with age like the wine habit she's trying to kick.

    There's one less Lalonde in town though, as Dave starts his first semester under the Strider name.

    Just because they're all split up doesn't mean there's any less drama. Somehow, there's even more. Families have a way of doing that.

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    English
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    17,517
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    326
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    There are many reasons not to become an actor. Hell, you could write several fucking essays on why being an actor is shitty. But having to talk to the guy in front of you crashes the feculent fucking horseshit scale. Seriously, he’s a 413 on the asscactus scale from one to five.

    “So did I get this right?” you say. Or maybe shout a little. “Because it’s by far not easy to pick the few things that are actually important out of the brain damaging fecal matter you just spouted at me. You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend.”

    Language:
    English
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    11,924
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    103
    Kudos:
    238
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    1873
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    She loves the stars in her eyes, the roses on her cheeks, and the flow to her movement as she strums that violin like she’s holding a life in her hands, not the wood of an instrument.

     

    In which Jade Harley is a stargazing pro and might have accidentally knocked her telescope so it’s looking right into Rose Lalonde’s room and other shit happens.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    122
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    Now chatting with a live representative.
    TT: hey, babygirl. you can call me bro. i'll be taking care of you this evening.
    TT: you got some tenacity, hacking straight into my network.
    TT: i'm not charging for this, i'm too invested in the story.

    Jade finds credentials to hack Bro's network in the source code for one of his ironically-run websites. It lands her right in a live sex chat. Might as well take advantage of it, right?

    Language:
    English
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    6,533
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    512
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    238
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    150
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    The 19 year old Eridan Ampora needs to find out what happened with him and his best friend Sollux Captor.

    - A developing love story between Eridan and Sollux-

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,473
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    396
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    A new sburban adventure! This is a collab fiction by me and other people! an epic quest will take place... from earth to sburb, can the new team defeat the final black king boss? or will they succumb to personal strife... and who the heck is gengis khan!

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    English
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    6,881
    Chapters:
    7/20
    Hits:
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    And all at once there was calm. It was like the shocking realisation of inertia, a moment of sudden, abrupt peace and tranquility, staring into his eyes with a mixture of disbelief and. And love. You still loved this boy- this...this stupid, beautiful, selfish boy, trapped in a grown man's body. And all at once it was over, the storm dropped replaced by something all the more heated and charged, and he took the opportunity to say something unexpected. Not abruptly, not like an order. He just said it. Like it was expected and intended for you to do so.

    "Kiss me," He said.

    You did.

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    Inertia, noun.

    The tendency to do nothing or to remain unchanged.

    Time apart doesn't always make something go away.

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    8tracks playlist:
    http://8tracks.com/bakeroni/inertia-a-johndave-fanfic-mix

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    English
    Words:
    58,477
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    88
    Kudos:
    165
    Bookmarks:
    41
    Hits:
    2425
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    TT: Alright, don't freak but I kinda need to ship everyone.
    TT: I'm talking black, ashen, red and pale. The full romance party course for 32.
    TT: I am the chef, recommending some savory fucking romance cuisine.
    TT: Can't handle it because shit's too hot? Get out of the goddamn kitchen.
    TT: You in?
    AC: \(=^..^=)/ I DON'T GET IT!
    AC: \(=^..^=)/ IS THIS SUPPAWSED TO BE IRONIC?!
    TT: Sure, let's go with that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    85,325
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    108
    Kudos:
    132
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    3552
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    Ryan has a crush and Lindsay won't let him forget it.

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    English
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    17,594
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    86
    Kudos:
    195
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    3615
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    CCG RIGHT NOW opened memo on board FUCK ALL OF YOU.
    (alternatively titled: karkat's romance novels are missing. believing they have been stolen, he flips his shit)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,300
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    3
    Hits:
    37
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    Earl was dragged away by mute children, only to return and find his world completely changed. His one center of support, Cecil Palmer, now has someone else in his life--someone he seems to love in a way he has never loved Earl. A coincidental encounter in a Skype chat starts Earl down a dangerous path.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,174
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    568
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    20+ Characters from Homestuck having conversations over pesterchum.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,980
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    659
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    just two hormonal teenaged boys talking about their dicks.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    145
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    I take BroDave requests on my writing blog

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,279
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    219
    Bookmarks:
    15

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