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Boiling black hate for yourself is not a good idea.
-----CCG: WHEN I DID THIS TO FIND OUT ABOUT CALIGINOUS FUCKSHIT I DID NOT WANT TO BE COME ONTO BY MY FUTURE SELF.
CCG: I’M GOING TO PERFORM SOME REVERSE PERISTALSIS ALL OVER THIS ROOM. THERE WILL BE BILE EVERYWHERE, CLINGING TO ALL MY BELONGINGS, LEAVING A SOUR SMELL FOR ALL TO RETCH OVER.
CCG: ONCE I’M DONE VOMITING LIKE A VOLCANO I’LL RIP OUT ALL MY CLAWS AND TEETH AND CREATE A SERRATED KNIFE EDGE FROM THIS BLEEDING MESS.
CCG: TAKING THAT KNIFE, I’LL SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY SAW MY HEAD OFF.
CCG: MY SICK MUTANT BLOOD WILL MIX WITH THE BARF DESECRATING MY ROOM AND IT’LL BE A MEDLEY OF NAUSEATING SHIT.
CCG: AND EVEN THAT CHUNKY MIXTURE’S REPULSIVENESS WILL NOT EVEN COME CLOSE TO THE GROSSNESS OF THE IDEA OF BEING BLACK FOR MYSELF.
FCG: YOU’RE MAKING A FOOL OUT OF YOURSELF. -
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Sollux Captor, recently drafted into the Service of Her Imperious Condescension, discovers a secret community of Helmsmen hidden inside the Imperial communications network.
Meanwhile on Alternia, Karkat Vantas is up to his goddamn nook in revolution.
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LOWAA is strange, and not a good place for anyone to be left alone with their thoughts. Eridan learns this soon enough.
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In an alternate session of SGRUB, something goes wrong, and the timeline is doomed. Nepeta Leijon is given the opportunity to give the universe a second chance. All she has to do is complete one simple task: Ship all the trolls. All of them.
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When Karkat gets himself into trouble, a very unlikely troll comes to his aid.
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You felt like ten kinds of different shit warmed over. You are currently wrapped in what seems to be fifty different blankets on Eridan's piece of shit couch and yet you're still shivering! Your hair is spiked out crazily and you swear there are colors spinning brightly before your eyes like one of Gamzee's so called "miracles." And why pray tell are you like this? Because crabdad is a piece of shit lusus and Eridan's isn't much better.
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a ridiculously long pesterlog, between john and dave.
also I'll think of a better title some time later.
probably.
but yes.
wow really gay.
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TG: the greedy qb is you
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- 518
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
- 233
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EB: WHEN I SAID OKAY FINE JADE LET'S TRY TO **DISCREETLY** PUT OUT FEELERS I DIDN'T MEAN GO RIGHT UP TO HIM AND ASK HIM POINT BLANK IF HE'D LIKE TO STAR IN HIS OWN KINKTASTIC ALIEN PORNO!!!!!!!!
GG: >:/ oh yes because "btw do you have a gf" totally means "hey do you wanna be the yummy filling in a twin sandwich" in normal people land. dont be a buttface, john!! >:(Sequel to Adventures in Collaborative Storytelling.
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A lighthearted vignette wherein a young lady, away from home at a professional conference, utilizes the internet to discuss an important issue in interpersonal relationships with the young man she has been cohabiting with for several years. Files are sent, metaphors are abused, and a happy ending is guaranteed.
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TG: there is exactly 1 thing better than “correspondign" ;) with ur sweetheart
TG: and thats correpsonding with ur sweetie…and ur friends too
TG: if u know what i meanJane and Jake spark up a relationship over the course of their SBURB game, and Jane is delighted at the chance to consummate their relationship - but Dirk and Roxy don't want to be left out in the cold. Why go for two, when four is a much more appealing number?
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Terezi decides she's going to cyber with Dave. He's not complaining (much).
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In which Izaya decides to make unraveling the mystery of who Tsukumoya Shinichi is his hobby for a while. Although the game does not go as smoothly as planned.
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The Alpha timeline is a small nucleus of success, surrounded by an infinite mass of dead possibility. In which Karkat Vantas learns to deal with the consequences of various actions, not strictly his own (and Dave helps, more than a little).
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"You and Terezi are hiding from Karkat. For lack of anything constructive to do on the asteroid, Karkat has taken to policing the alchemiters and ruthlessly regimenting how much grist everyone is allowed to use to alchemize the sizable amount of crap you all want. You have a feeling Terezi could easily talk him down from his fascist rationing, but instead she has opted for an elaborate plan of misdirection and emotional sabotage."
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Establishing an intergalactic romantic long-distance relationship with a supposedly aquatic alien who claims his race is out to dominate the universe is almost as hard as keeping said relationship intact without dying from a massive case of blue balls. It's hard and nobody understands.
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sollux captor is great at computers and apathetically shitty at interpersonal relations. eridan ampora is a huge douche and it's usually on purpose. when they aren't deliberately antagonizing each other, they're ... uh... hold up, are they ever NOT deliberately antagonizing each other?
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The long-awaited sequel to the multi-award winning blockbuster Bone Idle, in which Terezi and Vriska's relationship progresses to the next level.
Real life.
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- Part 2 of Bone Idle
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You never know who you meet on the net...
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Roxy and Dirk share a unique bond as the last humans. BFFs ain't got nothin on this.