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"The first thing Charlie hears upon waking is 'Fuck off!'" (BAFTA, morning after)
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- Part 2 of BAFTA-verse
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In which Charlie is a journalist, and David works at the Natural History Museum. Obviously.
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Prompt: Charlie and David get sick of posing for photos on the red carpet at the Baftas and decide the most off-putting thing would be for them to make out. This has the opposite effect. Yes, it is just wish fulfilment. Tuxes! Kissing! Public displays of affection!
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"I should have been warned about this sort of thing before I moved in, you know. 'Prospective applicants should be aware that the successful candidate will be required to relinquish all agency in their television viewing, and be prepared at all times to take the place of household furniture, whenever they are found to be more suitable than the perfectly good, if messy, bed already in the possession of the advertiser.'"
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- 749
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Aisleyne buys Charlie a sex robot named David.
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Charlie's not known for his willpower, after all.
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Charlie hasn't slept in three days.
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I think we may have finally reached the limit of Open World games by melannen
Homestuck, British Comedian RPF
7 Feb 2012
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Herein find Charlie Brooker's hypothetical review of the hottest new game of the year, SBURB.
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Because David is a fucking masochist, the fantasy ambushes him right when he's in the middle of trying to have a sensible discussion...
(Prompt: tuxedo)
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"The beast is inside you now, and the more you fight it, the angrier it will become. Eventually, it will consume you. It's a disease, you see, and if you don't learn to live with it, you will die of it."
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David thinks he's in for a mundane rainy day, until someone grabs him from behind and changes the game.
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David and Charlie are only co-workers, and then they're not. Things unfold, unsteadily.
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After a series of gay jokes on the Big Fat Quiz of the Year, David and Charlie fear their secret might not be so secret.
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After the record, Mark walks in on something he doesn't mean to.
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- 1,039
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One may week night at Robinson College, Cambridge. In which Rob doesn’t get off with anyone, and David finds something even better than free beer. Set Friday 16th–Saturday 17th June 1995.
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Mis-use of a prie-dieu. Plotless.
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Nine unconnected ficlets. Featuring Charlie Brooker, Victoria Coren, David Mitchell et al. in scenes (very) loosely based on Pulp songs. Nothing quite like playing out the stories of a working class boy from Sheffield with a load of Guardian columnists.
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David’s flatmate gets sidelined for the sake of fanservice. Again.
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- 369
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It's been three weeks and two days since he's heard from David.
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- Part 3 of Drink
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Charlie is working. David is frustrated.