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    "Reverend Mother, Raven....I- please. I don't want-don't need a break. This is where I belong."
    She shakes her head. "No Charles, I think that you do. In fact, I'm not going to give you a choice. If you still wish to return after your break you will be welcomed with open arms."

    [The Sound of Music AU that no one asked for]

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    Erik is the first mutant president and a strong believer in Separatism. Charles is a mutant rights activist and an Integrationist. He wants to make the President see how wrong he is about mutants and humans not being able to live in peace. However, maybe it'd be easier for him to argue about mutant politics if the President wasn't so damn attractive!
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    * Inspired by the movie The American President (1995)

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    When Charles saves a defenseless cat from a group of delinquent kids, he never expects his life to get so…exciting. No longer is Charles just an ordinary 15 year old trying to get through high school, but he's also a crime-fighting hero of Love and justice. Now his problems consist of passing freshman year, stopping an incoming alien invasion and trying to get Mister tall, dark, and in a cape to notice him.

    Aka the sailor moon au that no one asked for

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    Charles and Erik are two 19-year olds who met on a boat across the Pacific. They befriend one another quickly, both having reasons of their own to want to start a new life in the States. However, when they arrive on land they come to realize life doesn’t turn out the way they plan. They find themselves working for the mafia boss Sebastian Shaw in his underground club, befriending the band singer Raven and slowly falling in love for the first time. As expected, the roaring 20’s can get quite messy, full of dangers, secrets and jazz.
    A 1920’s AU vaguely inspired by the first 20 minutes of Some Like It Hot (1959)

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    For a prompt I found somewhere a while ago:
    "On Christmas morning Charles is leaning casually on the kitchen doorway reading a book, acting like he doesn't know there is a mistletoe right above his head. Erik walks past him mumbling sleepily "your book is upside down"

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    "Charles, this is getting out of hand."

    Raven was standing in the middle of his crampt apartment, one hand on her hip and the other pointing accusingly at the mountains of hardbacks, paperbacks and dictionaries that filled Charles' home."

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    Charles owns a lot of books - perhaps too many. So, he sets up a book stall and guess who stops by?

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    Erik Lehnsherr, a strongly opinionated 14-year old mutant boy, is sick and tired of people ignoring his political ideas. He wants to be big so that he’d actually make a difference! When he meets a mutant powerful enough to grant him his wish Erik instantly takes his chance to start a new life as a kid in a grown-up's body and do what he always dreamed of. However, things don’t always go as planned, especially after he meets Charles Xavier, a telepath on suppressants whose life is about to be completely transformed. Erik and Charles fall in love but how would Charles react when he finds out his beloved Erik is a teen in a grown-up's body?
    Inspired by Big (1988) 

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    Charles Xavier has a crush as big as a tumor for Erik Lehnsherr. The only way to get his attention, it seems, is to use horrible hospital jokes as an attempt of flirtation.

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    “Detective Lehnsherr, how wonderful to see you out on the job!” The fed in the front greets him as they draw nearer. He’s shorter than the other two by a full head, and he’s beaming at Lehnsherr as if completely undeterred by Lehnsherr’s paint-peeling scowl.

    “What do the feds want?” Lehnsherr asks bluntly.

    “You know I can’t tell you that,” the fed answers cheerfully. Then his gaze lands on Alex, and, impossibly, his grin gets even brighter. “Did you get a new partner?"

    “No,” Lehnsherr says through his teeth while at the same time Alex says, “Yes.”

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    An odd and insubstantial collection of tumblr ficlets!

    36. Harry Potter AU 1: Erik's wand misfires just as he's finally gotten to kiss Charles
    37. Law Enforcement AU: Detective!Erik isn't happy when FBI!Charles shows up at his crime scene
    38. Three Sentence Prompt Meme
    39. The Donut AU: Jam!Erik fills up Donut!Charles
    40. Window washer!Erik's favorite client is Charles
    41. Western AU 2: Ranch owner!Charles convinces ranch hand!Erik to stay for another season
    42. 007 AU: Casino Royale - Bond!Charles and Vesper!Erik make a gamble
    43. Harry Potter AU 2: Charles and Erik discover they can both see the thestrals
    44. *NEW* Harry Potter AU 3: Charles and Erik convince the Sorting Hat to play a prank
    45. *NEW* Harry Potter AU 4: Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them AU

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    David and Lorna feel the need to bring their single parents together. How it goes depends entirely on how you look at it.

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    Charles is good at many things- proposing scientific theories, conducting research, completing video games in record speed. The only thing he doesn't know how to do is speak to his insanely hot neighbour, Erik Lehnsherr, or prevent his foot from living permanently in his mouth...

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    That morning he had first noticed those eyes Charles had decided to make it quite known what he thought about them, open and blatantly. "You have beautiful eyes, Erik." When he wasn't punched in the face for such a comment, Charles took that as a victory in itself.

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    Everyone is trying to crack the unsolved case of who does Charles Xavier like? A few people know but those few people made a promise on their life not to say anything.

    But that's not stopping Erik.

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    Music in his ears, hands supporting his body as he slams over the thick crowd squeezed in front of the main stage of the festival, as the singer’s voice resonates all around him: this is like drugs in his veins. Charles enjoys it. Loves it. He revels in it. It’s the only way he feels like being truly himself. So he does it, again and again, his thin frame easily supported by all the raised hands, always ending so close to the stage, to the artists.
    Too bad it doesn't end very well for him.

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    It was about as well thought out as any of Charles's schemes--which is to say, not at all. Raven would have liked to blame the alcohol, given that it had happened on the way home from the pub, but that wasn't even an anomaly, it was just... Thursday, for them.

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    Charles loves how passionate Erik is about everything. What he doesn't like is Erik punching in the face any guy who as much as looks at Charles. Until one time when...

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    Charles met Erik in a park. The man is a father of four-years old twins and at first, Charles thinks he's married. When he finds out that's not the case, they start dating, but in order for it to work, Charles has to win the kids over.

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    Turns out the life of Young Adult fiction writer Erik Lehnsherr closely resembles his books.

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    This is just the way they are. Charles is sweet and Erik has plans because Erik's logic is the best logic.

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