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    Skwisgaar has fathered so many children there are conventions for them, and Charles has kept him from dealing with the consequences of his actions until now. But Skwigelfs are a vicious bunch, and they don't take kindly to people robbing them of what's theirs.

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    Vampire/lycan/demon alternate universe. After a battle between the vampires and lycans has been won, many have been taken prisoner. But one half breed has gained the attention of a vicious vampire lord

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    After dropping out of high school, Nathan has questions of where to go next. No answers, though.

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    Sequel to On Our Way. Post DSR. The boys are back together, but Mr. Salacia isn't done with them yet. The short version of the story is that Annie became a pawn in the Metalocalypse solely because she really had to pee.

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    Inspired by a weird Alex Yocu photo. In this fic, Charles is alive and well and elsewhere, and fake android stand-in Charles needs occasional maintenance. Charles himself used to do it, but since he’s not around...
    Somebody’s gotta wash the robot.

    Warning: Art is semi-NSFW (nudity, but no dicks. well, except for a few tiny crudely drawn ones.)

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    On the Tribunal's analysis, Charles Foster Offdensen is a sinister and secretive cult leader hidden behind the face of Dethklok. On the surface there seems to be no trace left of his former self, having been systematically erased - but something must have come before.

    Long-form in two timelines that run parallel, as Offdensen - entrenched in a very dark period of his life and marked by loss - takes on a frivolous and unwinnable copyright case for the incredibly awful Magnus and his emotionally constipated band, and three years later as Dethklok first starts to realise its real power upon moving into Mordhaus - and with it, its enemies.

    Chapter 13: O Lente Currite Noctis Equi - O, Slowly Run The Horses Of The Night

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    Not even on his worst nights had his dreams been so visceral. So, what, was he dead? Was he doomed to wander this wasteland forever, Skwisgaar remaining just out of reach for eternity?

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    Trying to be good friends isn't all that brutal, but probably necessary if the band is going to function.

    Alle galningar er ikkje lik. All madman are not equal.

    [Skwistok] Male/Male
    [Nickles] Trans Male/Male
    (Dickface???) Male/Male

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    After Charles leaves the band needs a new manager but things don't go as they plan

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    That was the thing, he’d started to realize, with Offdensen. You needed something, and one way or another, it’d just appear in front of you. As if it had always been there. He didn’t even wait for you to ask.

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    Being trapped on the Dethsub again after the disastrous funeral ambush is the last thing any of them need, least of all Nathan, struggling with his black and hateful emotions. It feels like Charles is doing this on purpose - first the lies, and now this. Handed the opportunity to take out his rage and frustration on someone willing in one go, Nathan indulges.

    Explict, dub con, 18+ only please. Renamed to another TO- song that fits a bit better.

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    A knighting.

    > drabble about one character dressing another, or the other way around
    > Nodus Tollens: The realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymore.
    > Charles, Pickles

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    The decision to abandon his CFO post was tough but necessary, Charles knew about it from the beginning. He also knew that he could never leave the band.

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    What happens after Murderface jumps on top of Toki in Going DownKlok

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    "Yes but you should know that we have a traitor amongst Dethklok and when the time is right, they will be put into action..." - Selatcia

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    Toki and Skwisgaar have along history of mutual contempt; they've settled into a routine of bickering and avoidance. But after so long denying what they mean to each other, the ties that bind them have reached breaking point. What does the introduction of a stranger - a new friend - mean for their relationship?

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    After playing a concert in a place of Icelandic legend and leaving it bloody and desecrated, the band is cursed to confront their disrespectful ways through the transformation of one of their members.

    tl;dr: fuck you alls being ladys am brutal :C

    this update: judgement and the end.

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    With Toki imprisoned who knows where, Skwisgaar finds it hard to deny the feelings he's suppressed for so long any more. Caution for homophobic language from OCs.

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    Pickles fucks the drum machine. PWP.

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    While converting the family's VHS collection, Seth comes across a memory that Pickles would rather leave buried.

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