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    Collection of silly drabbles from requests on Tumblr.
    In the latest chapter: A very fluffy, very gay Magnus/Toki drabble for a friend's birthday! :3c

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    6/?
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    33
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    Toki Wartooth, a stoner skater boy with a terrible home life, falls in love with the lead guitarist of a grunge band, the beautiful and foreign Skwisgaar Skwigelf. Oh, and the other guys do some stuff, too. AU.

    Language:
    English
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    148,109
    Chapters:
    14/20
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    53
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    6
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    1327
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    You're managing, all of you, without your manager. You try this line on Pickles three days after the attack and he punches you in the mouth. He's not managing so well.

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    AU/fan theory where Metalocalypse is literally just a TV show. Brendon Small sees an obscure band out of Tampa named Dethklok perform, and recruits the guys to portray their stage personas in his mockumentary about the biggest musical group in the world.

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    English
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    4,020
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    6
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    13
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    93
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    This is a space for my small drabbles. For now only Skwistok but we'll see. No matter the form or their shape life and death will always attract themselves.

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    1/1
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    A Metalocalypse Fanfic. Follows the story "Out of Darkness". In "Staring At The Sun", Charles continues to adapt to blindness, while negotiating a new relationship with Nathan, and finding himself headed for adventure.

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    English
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    17,356
    Chapters:
    9/?
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    12
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    186
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    Charles knows it's wrong to have feelings for a client, but what if they're reciprocated?

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    1/1
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    2
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    A gratuitous psychological peek into the (theoretical) relationship between a singer and a drummer, with some panic and strife tossed in for funsies.

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    11,521
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    240
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    The one where Charles solves problems by throwing money at them and Abigail is insulted but still kinda touched.

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    1/1
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    4
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    Nathan hasn't forgotten about that one time on the Dethsub, and Abigail kinda sorta wishes he would. Nathan's pining in the form of a non-linear acronym.

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    English
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    2,634
    Chapters:
    4/7
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    78
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    A reconciliation of where Nathan and Abigail left off before the kidnapping, and the very end of Doomstar Requiem, where they are shown to be passionately kissing in the sunset. It's just...that's a big jump in their relationship trajectory, there. And hero-gratitude can only go so far...
    So that's where this comes in, to try to explain what happened. As best we can. With what we know.
    Warning: This will soon have lots of graphic things in later chapters and thus the rating will change accordingly.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Dethklok goes to Hogwarts! Toki and Skwisgaar are a couple exchange students from Durmstrang, there's a Quidditch season to play under Gryffindor's freshly inaugurated Captain Explosion, and just what exactly is Pickles brewing in the Potions lab that's raking in so many galleons? Seth wants in on the business at any rate, and Head Boy Offdensen will still do anything it takes to protect the boys. Meanwhile, innovation and a knack for musical talent brews in a world distinctly lacking of metal, and these guys can't help but fall into their dysfunctional, codependent family dynamic.

    Language:
    English
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    28,304
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    184
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    They're calling it the trial of the millennium: Skwisgaar's arrested in Sweden for murdering his mother. Toki offers the court his account of a lawless road trip he and the lead guitarist embarked upon beforehand, after which he's spent the last six months in Norway attempting to put himself back together. Meanwhile, the gears in the Dethklok machine are beginning to rust from the inside out.

    (Illustrated; see story notes.)

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    Chapters:
    121/121
    Comments:
    2
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    129
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    A new local band is really gaining popularity and it seems that the lead singer has a crush on Pickles the Drummer! Where has Toki been disappearing to during the week? He hasn't joined another side band has he...

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    Chapters:
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    The families are visiting once again and sometimes things, like poison, just need to come out.

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    1/1
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    1
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    19
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    After the war starts, and their numbers dwindle, each member finds themselves waking up in a very familiar place, forced to deal with a life after death. A prequel & sequel of the sorts to Trust Me, I've Tried.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,588
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    214
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    Charles is helping Nathan recruit members for his new band. Pickles meets Charles and falls in to drunken lust, will he be able to get Charles' attention?

    Story doesn't follow the shows plot, this is my own twist on how the band was formed

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    648
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    3
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    63
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    Murderface hasn't had sex in forever, so he rapes Pickles. It's up to Charles to deal with the situation.

    Guys seriously, its a story about Murderface raping Pickles, odds that you'll like this fic are minimal, I'm just trying to warn you.

    Language:
    English
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    11,123
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    188
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    A headcanon fic/script which takes place from Toki's kidnapping, all the way through to Falconback and the final confrontation with the Half Man.

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    English
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    84,004
    Chapters:
    16/19
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    12
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    274
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    A short piece to commemorate coming out of the closet day. One does not simply withhold secrets from Oprah. Slashy, but no real pairings.

    Language:
    English
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    953
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    91

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