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    After playing a concert in a place of Icelandic legend and leaving it bloody and desecrated, the band is cursed to confront their disrespectful ways through the transformation of one of their members.

    tl;dr: fuck you alls being ladys am brutal :C

    this update: knubbler takes the boys to a secret room in the basement where they eat donuts, and skwisgaar gets his orgy.

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    Set directly after the episode Dethdad. Toki freaks out and runs into the woods again, where his life changes forever.

    Mpreg. Don’t like, don’t read.

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    13/?
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    High School AU. Tutoring leads to feelings which leads to starting a band.

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    10/?
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    Skye had never intended in falling in love again; especially not with one of the planet's most brutal rockstars.

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    1/?
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    "Yes but you should know that we have a traitor amongst Dethklok and when the time is right, they will be put into action..." - Selatcia

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    5/?
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    Charles Ofdensen seemed like the kind of man that did not make mistakes and for the most part that was true. Unfortunately it hadn’t always been that way. In fact, he’d had one pretty spectacular moment of weakness that caused a chain reaction that would be a significant source of stress in his life for years to come.

    In other words, Charles picks up a young street walking foreigner the day before Dethklok holds auditions for a new guitarist. You see where this one's going, right?

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    This starts five years after the Doomstar Requiem. The Metalocalypse’s time has come, the fight against Selatcia (based on this scan), and the immediate aftermath.
    Yes I know my weather timeline is all wrong (probably, who really knows for sure?), but let’s just blame it on Selatcia’s involvement. Somehow.
    Embedded lyrics belong to Dethklok.
    Disclaimer: I do not own them, and all that stuff.
    Warnings: Character death

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    Something else awakens in Finland.

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    How Harry met Sally only Harry is Dethklok and Sally is Abigail and this is a short one and I just wanted to us that line.

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    1/1
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    Toki is a mess and Pickles is the only one who cares enough to comfort him.

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    1/1
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    Toki and Skwisgaar are meant to be. It's just fluffy angst y'all.

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    Just a drabble I did on tumblr, sets during the episode Dethvanity after Murderface gets his panic attack. Toki gets concerned and goes to look for him.

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    1/1
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    When Toki joined the band Dethklok, he had a lot to learn besides English.

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    The members of Dethklok are clueless but somethings are kind of too obvious.

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    Starting a band wasn’t something Nathan planned, it just sort of happened. Told in Nathans POV the journey from how the band started, formed, and came together.

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    A podfic of "The Chosen One Club 2: The Summoning of Trolls and Other Supernatural Problems" by patientalien.

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    A figure from Nathan's past returns, and apparently has turned over a new leaf. This is complicated when Nathan's just figuring out how he feels about his best friend (set after 'Body Drug'.)

    Warnings: Lots of swears. Lots of sex. Wankery. Hamburger time for multiple minor characters. Not-brutal feelings-having. Possible straying from canon characterization.

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    16/16
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    Don't read if you're weak to feels-torture.
    Written when I was in a funky mood.

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    The two of you met in rehab; him being a metal drummer alcoholic and drug addict and you being a recovering alcoholic and drug addict who went to relapse.

    Through the short weeks you spent with him, you came to two realizations; He was more addicting than any drug, and you never wanted to quit this drug.

    [Reader x Pickles]

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    2/?
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    Charles was always proud of his ability to keep pushing onward no matter what the world threw at him. Sometimes it seems like the universe is testing him though.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    15
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    12
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    3
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