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    Nathan is pleasantly surprised by Charles a few days after the events of Renovationklok.

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    Nathan's thoughts at the end of Renovationklok and after the concert.

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    Skwisgaar finds one last challenge to tackle, or be tackled by.

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    A figure from Nathan's past returns, and apparently has turned over a new leaf. This is complicated when Nathan's just figuring out how he feels about his best friend (set after 'Body Drug'.)

    Warnings: Lots of swears. Lots of sex. Wankery. Hamburger time for multiple minor characters. Not-brutal feelings-having. Possible straying from canon characterization.

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    Sequel to On Our Way. Post DSR. The boys are back together, but Mr. Salacia isn't done with them yet. The short version of the story is that Annie became a pawn in the Metalocalypse solely because she really had to pee.

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    4/?
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    3
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    Collection of stories that cannot stand on their own, mostly from Tumblr. Requests are currently closed.

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    59/?
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    Just a one-shot for fun, Nathan/Charles smut. And yes, they are in a closet.

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    The Chronicles Charles Foster Offdensen and how he manages to keep Dethklok afloat with just his usual badass self and possibly some help from an unseen force.

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    There are a lot of secrets that their band managers hold and Nathan happens to be the first one to find out one that rocks his whole world. So he has to return the favor, right? That'd be the nice thing to do.

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    A compilation of every one-shot romantic/sexual fic I've written for Metalocalypse!

    No pairing occurs more than once! Also including 2 fics I've never uploaded ANYWHERE before! Unsurprisingly enough, 7/8 chapters are porn. (Every chapter will have it's specific warnings listed at the top- so please read! Some are kind of disturbing/uncomfortable.)

     

    I really love these boys, and even explored a few relationships/fetishes that I hadn't seen much in the fandom previously. I hope you all enjoy!

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    After the war starts, and their numbers dwindle, each member finds themselves waking up in a very familiar place, forced to deal with a life after death. A prequel & sequel of the sorts to Trust Me, I've Tried.

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    After a particularly ridiculous debacle involving wrestling (thanks, Murderface) the whole band is injured and, despite the free break from work, miserable. So, hurt and bored, the band members embark upon a quest to find other means to entertain themselves. Somehow, very few plans pan out.

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    You fall in love with a certain red-haired drummer..

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    1/?
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    his eyes are warm and sincere and nathan’s favorite shade of green, like florida grass. /nathanpickles

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    A collection of non-plot-essential asides that are still part of Morte Lumina and The Light Bearer Series.

    Because I like my bare-knuckle fights and ends of the world with a side of smut and fluff, and you dildos know you do, too.

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    (I only write this because I love the story, so:
    This is a role call for all Gears, Queers, + Klokateers!
    If you want the real final chapter, you've gotta go to:
    METALOCALYPSENOW.COM
    Join the fight, help bring The Army of the Doomstar to a screen near you!)

     

    "We call him the Half Man. Haven't you ever wondered why? Haven't you wondered, who is the other half?"
     

    Beyond what parts of his life were dictated by managing Dethklok, little is known about Charles Offdensen, past or present, though the past has a way of floating to the surface. With an ancient prophecy unfolding, there is only so much one man, even the Dead Man, can do to keep the truth--and his true nature--buried.

    The Metalocalypse is upon us.

    (Intentionally a little over the top, written in third person but from Offdensen's perspective, so expect to roll your eyes a bit. CFO has a dramatic flare. Chapters will trade off and work chronologically from two different time-frames until the two timelines merge, and then the Prophecy will be revealed...)

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    Summary: God I don’t know! It’s porn, what more summary do you need?!

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    Charles really needs a better outlet than his drinking.

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    Collection of silly drabbles from requests on Tumblr.
    In the latest chapter: Nathan/Magnus short story done for a drabble request.
    Post-Doomstar. Nathan recollects some of the rough times he'd had with Magnus before he went nutso

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    10/?
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    3
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