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    A gratuitous psychological peek into the (theoretical) relationship between a singer and a drummer, with some panic and strife tossed in for funsies.

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    Dethklok goes to Hogwarts! Toki and Skwisgaar are a couple exchange students from Durmstrang, there's a Quidditch season to play under Gryffindor's freshly inaugurated Captain Explosion, and just what exactly is Pickles brewing in the Potions lab that's raking in so many galleons? Seth wants in on the business at any rate, and Head Boy Offdensen will still do anything it takes to protect the boys. Meanwhile, innovation and a knack for musical talent brews in a world distinctly lacking of metal, and these guys can't help but fall into their dysfunctional, codependent family dynamic.

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    They're calling it the trial of the millennium: Skwisgaar's arrested in Sweden for murdering his mother. Toki offers the court his account of a lawless road trip he and the lead guitarist embarked upon beforehand, after which he's spent the last six months in Norway attempting to put himself back together. Meanwhile, the gears in the Dethklok machine are beginning to rust from the inside out.

    (Illustrated; see story notes.)

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    A new local band is really gaining popularity and it seems that the lead singer has a crush on Pickles the Drummer! Where has Toki been disappearing to during the week? He hasn't joined another side band has he...

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    The families are visiting once again and sometimes things, like poison, just need to come out.

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    After the war starts, and their numbers dwindle, each member finds themselves waking up in a very familiar place, forced to deal with a life after death. A prequel & sequel of the sorts to Trust Me, I've Tried.

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    6/?
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    7
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    17
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    3
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    Charles is helping Nathan recruit members for his new band. Pickles meets Charles and falls in to drunken lust, will he be able to get the Charles' attention?

    Story doesn't follow the shows plot, this is my own twist on how the band was formed

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    1/?
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    Murderface hasn't had sex in forever, so he rapes Pickles. It's up to Charles to deal with the situation.

    Guys seriously, its a story about Murderface raping Pickles, odds that you'll like this fic are minimal, I'm just trying to warn you.

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    7/?
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    7
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    A headcanon fic/script which takes place from Toki's kidnapping, all the way through to Falconback and the final confrontation with the Half Man.

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    16/19
    Comments:
    3
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    11
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    A short piece to commemorate coming out of the closet day. One does not simply withhold secrets from Oprah. Slashy, but no real pairings.

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    1/1
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    Nathan makes a good father figure for the rest of the band, but if he's the father figure then who's the mother figure? No slash, but Pickles acts pretty gay... what else is new? Short & Silly.

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    1/1
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    Pickles takes a page out of Toki Wartooth's book. Oral contracts and whispered conversations in closets ensue.

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    Pickles got arrested after the fight with Rikki, he didn't know until he got to the police station that he wasn't the only member of his band that was arrested that night.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    Toki Wartooth decides to audition for the death metal band Dethklok, against all odds. This was originally a three chapter work following Toki just before, during, and after his audition, but the story did not feel finished, and is ongoing. Skwisgaar/Toki pairing primarily, some other unexpected stuff. References to drug and alcohol use and abuse, and sexual content. Though the primary focus is on Toki and Skwisgaar, everyone gets their moment. (Backstories abound)

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    Pickles likes when him and Charles get to play their games, but it can be awkward when one of your friends ends up hearing what you are doing in your spare time.

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    1/1
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    In the early 1980s, Los Angeles is in the throes of glamourized addiction to rock music, cocaine, and sex-driven industry. Its seedy underbelly becomes home to the four boys who will one day become Snakes n' Barrels.

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    1/?
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    Skwisgaar struggles to get his breakthrough as a concert pianist alongside his teaching job at the Musikkhøgskole in Oslo while his friends Nathan and Abigail’s singing careers are taking off. When he gets the call from his agent, the stress of his perfectionism filters into the cracks of his carefully constructed life. Slowly but surely the mess he left behind in Sweden begins to take its toll.
    Reverend’s son Toki returns to Oslo for his second year of Theology. The loss of control he experiences from day one has everything to do with the added workload of his piano minor at the conservatory, where he studies under ruthless piano teacher Mr Skwigelf. His new friend Pickles and his housemate Murderface try to help Toki come into his own away from his strict parents’ influence, but when Toki’s father finds out what he has been hiding, there is hell to pay.

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    Chapters:
    23/23
    Comments:
    17
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    43
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    1
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    Nathan and Pickles are getting a little bored, having sex the same way all the time. Charles is willing, as Dom to both, to walk them through a change of pace.

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    How Skwisgaar survives the events of Doomstar. Fem!klok. Skwistok if you look hard.

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    1/1
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    2
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