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    Skwisgaar Skwigelf had no idea how this happened. He couldn't believe it himself, but he, the fastest guitar player in the world and most famous playboy, had fallen so hard for an actress. Who also happened to be Toki's childhood friend.

    When Dethklok is requested to write a song for an upcoming Norwegian film, Toki is able to reunite with his childhood friend Mirela Valebrokk, the lead actress of the film. But after the lead actor of the film is kicked off for being violent, the director immediately replaces him with Skwisgaar Skwigelf. Despite his reluctance, Skwisgaar accepts the role and unknowingly starts to grow close to Toki's childhood friend.

    Edit: Forgot to add the chapter format for this story, so I just added it now.

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    It's the beginning of the 19th century in Stockholm, and Skwisgaar Skwigelf, a famed courtesan, is recovering from his illness when he learns of Norwegian poet Toki Wartooth's feelings for him. Despite his initial confusion, Skwisgaar falls in love with Toki and abandons the world of the glamorous elite to live a simple life with him. However, things slowly fall apart when a family friend insists that the relationship be broken off to save the reputation of Toki's parents. Based off the opera 'La Traviata' by Giuseppe Verdi.

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    A new school year was beginning for Nathan. Little did he realize that, this year, his life was about to change.

    High school AU, set sometime in the late 90's/early 2000's.

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    A Nathan is worth a thousand words.

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    In a lonely moment on the dark, intoxicated side of their Dethsources Boys Night Out, Pickles steals a kiss.

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    After the events of Doomstar, Abigail and Toki are dealing with their traumas and coming to terms with what has happened. Unfortunately for them, there is a monumental power vacuum in Dethklok, and with Charles gone they need someone responsible, reliable, and ruthless to take the lead.

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    None of you would come and save me anyhow!

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    On the Tribunal's analysis, Charles Foster Offdensen is a sinister and secretive cult leader hidden behind the face of Dethklok. On the surface there seems to be no trace left of his former self, having been systematically erased - but something must have come before.

    Long-form in two timelines that run parallel, as Offdensen - entrenched in a very dark period of his life and marked by loss - takes on a frivolous and unwinnable copyright case for the incredibly awful Magnus and his emotionally constipated band, and three years later as Dethklok first starts to realise its real power upon moving into Mordhaus - and with it, its enemies.

    Chapter 18: Auribus Teneo Lupum - Holding A Wolf By The Ears

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    The doctor is REAL IN.

    Set after Doomstar, before the Salacia battle.

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    Charles has been doing a lot of thinking about how Skwisgaar and Jamie could possibly look so much alike. He did some digging into Serveta’s past. Now he has suspicions, and he wants to confirm them.
    Because sometimes Charles thinks too much, I dunno, I just felt like writing more Jamie. My brain doesn’t often feel like writing, so it gets what it wants. Lost of Skwisgaar and Toki too.
    This mentions some things from One Chance, so if you want more info you can read that, but you don’t have to. Charles still hasn’t gotten over being mad about all that.

    Not bothering to tag the others because they just have a cameo.

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    A collection of stories inspired by some decidedly unmetal songs.

    Now playing: With no band, no income, no discernible skill, Magnus weighs his options.

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    More randomly-generated ficlets for your soul.

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    They never have the time...

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    A bunch of Murderface mini-fics via a random word generator.

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    He woke up beside cold flesh. No life beneath it, no warmth.

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    Because Nathan had no idea Charles liked sweet shit.

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    Skwisgaar has fathered so many children there are conventions for them, and Charles has kept him from dealing with the consequences of his actions until now. But Skwigelfs are a vicious bunch, and they don't take kindly to people robbing them of what's theirs.

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    Vampire/lycan/demon alternate universe. After a battle between the vampires and lycans has been won, many have been taken prisoner. But one half breed has gained the attention of a vicious vampire lord

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    there's nothing heroic about Dethklok

    Some un-heroic anecdotes from the lives of the four remaining members mid-Doomstar.

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    When a half-ton killing machine from Hell gets loose in Mordhaus, the world's most popular heavy metal band finds themselves on a collision course with wackiness! And gruesome murders. But mostly wackiness.

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