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    After playing a concert in a place of Icelandic legend and leaving it bloody and desecrated, the band is cursed to confront their disrespectful ways through the transformation of one of their members.

    tl;dr: fuck you alls being ladys am brutal :C

    this update: pickles has a disturbing dream and skwisgaar shows us how to take control... that's what girls like.

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    High School AU. Tutoring leads to feelings which leads to starting a band.

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    9/?
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    Set directly after the episode Dethdad. Toki freaks out and runs into the woods again, where his life changes forever.

    Mpreg. Don’t like, don’t read.

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    9/?
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    Toki has been rescued so the band's back together and the Metalocalypse is in full swing!

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    4/?
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    How Harry met Sally only Harry is Dethklok and Sally is Abigail and this is a short one and I just wanted to us that line.

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    Police AU. Present day Miami, Florida. It's like the 80's all over again, with powerful and elusive drug lord Leonard "Dr. Rockso" Rockstein at the head of a highly profitable cocaine market. While the rest of the Miami Police Department struggles against the city's heightened crime, one officer in particular finds himself with a different problem: a homeless musician who ends up as his roommate after a drug deal gone wrong. The two issues, however, aren't as unrelated as they seem...

    as of 4/23/15: re-edited and re-released as one fic

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    Toki is a mess and Pickles is the only one who cares enough to comfort him.

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    Toki and Skwisgaar are meant to be. It's just fluffy angst y'all.

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    Just a drabble I did on tumblr, sets during the episode Dethvanity after Murderface gets his panic attack. Toki gets concerned and goes to look for him.

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    1/1
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    5
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    When Toki joined the band Dethklok, he had a lot to learn besides English.

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    The members of Dethklok are clueless but somethings are kind of too obvious.

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    3/3
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    Starting a band wasn’t something Nathan planned, it just sort of happened. Told in Nathans POV the journey from how the band started, formed, and came together.

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    A podfic of "The Chosen One Club 2: The Summoning of Trolls and Other Supernatural Problems" by patientalien.

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    A figure from Nathan's past returns, and apparently has turned over a new leaf. This is complicated when Nathan's just figuring out how he feels about his best friend (set after 'Body Drug'.)

    Warnings: Lots of swears. Lots of sex. Wankery. Hamburger time for multiple minor characters. Not-brutal feelings-having. Possible straying from canon characterization.

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    English
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    Don't read if you're weak to feels-torture.
    Written when I was in a funky mood.

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    The two of you met in rehab; him being a metal drummer alcoholic and drug addict and you being a recovering alcoholic and drug addict who went to relapse.

    Through the short weeks you spent with him, you came to two realizations; He was more addicting than any drug, and you never wanted to quit this drug.

    [Reader x Pickles]

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    2/?
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    Charles was always proud of his ability to keep pushing onward no matter what the world threw at him. Sometimes it seems like the universe is testing him though.

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    3/?
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    A headcanon fic/script which takes place from Toki's kidnapping, all the way through to Falconback and the final confrontation with the Half Man.

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    17/19
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    19
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    Charles/???

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    Murderface has the brilliant idea of challenging everyone to a pepper-eating contest of sorts, much to Charles' dismay.

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    1/1
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    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    40

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