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    On the Tribunal's analysis, Charles Foster Offdensen is a sinister and secretive cult leader hidden behind the face of Dethklok. On the surface there seems to be no trace left of his former self, having been systematically erased - but something must have come before.

    Long-form in two timelines that run parallel, as Offdensen - entrenched in a very dark period of his life and marked by loss - takes on a frivolous and unwinnable copyright case for the incredibly awful Magnus and his emotionally constipated band, and three years later as Dethklok first starts to realise its real power upon moving into Mordhaus - and with it, its enemies. A reluctant guide through the darkness, how much can Offdensen afford to sacrifice for a vague sense of right? And just how much are they willing to take?

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    It’s Dethklok’s first national tour, and Skwisgaar’s trying not to let The New Kid get under his skin.

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    While converting the family's VHS collection, Seth comes across a memory that Pickles would rather leave buried.

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    After playing a concert in a place of Icelandic legend and leaving it bloody and desecrated, the band is cursed to confront their disrespectful ways through the transformation of one of their members.

    tl;dr: fuck you alls being ladys am brutal :C

    this update: the ritual, and offdensen tries to escape the witch's clutches.

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    While the boys go on vacation, news of a zombie outbreak reaches them. While they are excited at the thought, it turns out it is much more different then they were led to believe. With Charles with them, how long will they survive? ( Zombie AU )

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    Dethklok records a commercial to promote the line of teas they helped create. All goes smoothly.

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    Charles was always proud of his ability to keep pushing onward no matter what the world threw at him. Sometimes it seems like the universe is testing him though.

    (looking for a beta, PM me!)

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    This starts five years after the Doomstar Requiem. The Metalocalypse’s time has come, the fight against Selatcia (based on this scan), and the immediate aftermath.
    Yes I know my weather timeline is all wrong (probably, who really knows for sure?), but let’s just blame it on Selatcia’s involvement. Somehow.
    Embedded lyrics belong to Dethklok.
    Warnings: Character death

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    "...I'm going to be going overseas for about three weeks on a very important project. It could give Dethklok just the foreign attention it needs, but I need to be on my plane to Korea within three hours. So, I'm leaving you in charge." Charles's words came and left so quickly it was almost like he'd never said them. He passed me by on the way to rip his phone charger out of the wall and make his way toward the door.

    I stumbled after him, dumb and blind like someone had flashed a light in my eyes. "I... I'm in charge of Dethklok?"

    Dethklok/Reader [Polyamory]

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    "Yes but you should know that we have a traitor amongst Dethklok and when the time is right, they will be put into action..." - Selatcia

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    Murderface hasn't had sex in forever, so he rapes Pickles. It's up to Charles to deal with the situation.

    Guys seriously, its a story about Murderface raping Pickles, odds that you'll like this fic are minimal, I'm just trying to warn you.

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    Murderface and Skwisgaar are locked in a closet, hilarity and feels ensue

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    Pickles needs help. And not just when it comes to opening childproof caps or finding new ways to self-destruct. He asks in strange ways, for sleep, for silence, for things he doesn't know how to name. Charles reads between the lines. Completed one-shot.

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    I got really sleepy and this came to end. Really I just wanted to write the conclusion and post it. Was written high and in one shot. Hope you like shit.

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    High School AU. Tutoring leads to feelings which leads to starting a band.

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    Skye had never intended in falling in love again; especially not with one of the planet's most brutal rockstars.

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    Charles Ofdensen seemed like the kind of man that did not make mistakes and for the most part that was true. Unfortunately it hadn’t always been that way. In fact, he’d had one pretty spectacular moment of weakness that caused a chain reaction that would be a significant source of stress in his life for years to come.

    In other words, Charles picks up a young street walking foreigner the day before Dethklok holds auditions for a new guitarist. You see where this one's going, right?

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    Something else awakens in Finland.

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    Toki is a mess and Pickles is the only one who cares enough to comfort him.

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    Toki and Skwisgaar are meant to be. It's just fluffy angst y'all.

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