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    After the death of a love one, Toki is taken a safe place for young people with deadly abilities like his. But he later discovers Mordhaus isn't the only place with people like him.

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    Seth needs to obtain $4mill to repay Dethklok International for irresponsible business practices. He's pretty sure Pickles can line his pockets again - he just needs leverage grave enough to convince him. The answer lies in Pickles' distant past, but the thing about playing games is ensuring you're not being played yourself.

    In the second chapter, Seth - uhhh, "Devin" gets "Mjolnir" on cam. For/inspired by Brinepools.

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    Jean-Pierre has to do his job.

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    A collection of stories inspired by some decidedly unmetal songs.

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    After Doomstar, Charles vehemently refuses to so much as shut his eyes. Toki can't sleep alone.

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    “I’m not answering that. Talk to me when you’re sober.”

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    A series of drabbles (courtesy of tumblr suggestions) from songs and imagination alike. Most of them are incredibly short, and have also been edited from the original drabble to better suit my personal expectations.

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    Oneshot - Nathan descends into the dungeons in search of Charles, and finds something more of him than he bargained for.

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    On the Tribunal's analysis, Charles Foster Offdensen is a sinister and secretive cult leader hidden behind the face of Dethklok. On the surface there seems to be no trace left of his former self, having been systematically erased - but something must have come before.

    Long-form in two timelines that run parallel, as Offdensen - entrenched in a very dark period of his life and marked by loss - takes on a frivolous and unwinnable copyright case for the emotionally constipated Dethklok, and three years later as Dethklok first starts to realise its real power upon moving into Mordhaus - and with it, its enemies.

    Chapter 22: Edite, Bibite, Post Mortem Nulla Voluptas - Eat, Drink, There's No Pleasure After Death (Nathan's Cross-Examination / Von Sydow Supper)

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    По канону Чарльз умеет в супергеройское приземление и не только, так что...

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    The groupies in the orgy Skwisgaar and Pickles are attending seem to know something about the Swede that Pickles doesn't. Well, curiosity killed the cat - if only he can keep his head above all those quaaludes.

    Explicit, R18+ only. Some dubious consent. Gore / Magnus warning for dream sequence. Part 4 of Singles Collect.

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    AU where Pickles gets kidnapped with Toki in place of Abigail. Nathan is forced to confront his (ugh) feelings.

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    Skwisgaar and Toki are in a rough patch. The band seems to be fine and successful on the outside, but Toki is more and more certain that gender is garbage, and Skwisgaar can't handle it, among other doubts. Toki is finally fed up with this. Self-destruction and violence reign, and Skwisgaar is especially keen to drown any feelings of vulnerability or mercy--towards others but especially toward himself. Will our protagonists figure out how to deal with being stuck on this shitty mortal coil? Or will their inner demons tear them and the entire band apart? It's a zero-sum game either way. Or is it?

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    Offdensen and his soldiers intercept a large package addressed to him from "Revenge" in the lead-up to 'Tracking', and containing a number of very compact klokateers and a token of appreciation. He determines to hunt down those responsible. Not even a little bit as funny as that sounds, but funnier than it has any right to be. Gore, rage and obsession in a squalid little basement.

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    "What are you using all these props for?"

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    In which William Murderface buys a space to re-enact some of his favorite films, and left to his own devices, slowly falls into his own artistic madness.

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    This takes place a little over 100 years after Legacy and gives a little hint at their decisions from that one.

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    This actually takes place before Gifts. Charles and Skwisgaar on a little private getaway.

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    A bit back, Natalia Ocelliger was offering commissions and Tammey Reed got one for me. Well, when I saw the linework, I sort of got a story idea for it.

    So, off I went and this is the result. A short one, but it's fun.

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    This was a birthday gift for the Magic Rat. She loves both Metalocalypse and Final Fantasy VII. She was written crossovers with both shows. In one of them Dethklok were on Gaia filiming a video with Vincent and there was an accident. Sephiroth's blood got on Charles. Since in her stories, the characters who were SOLDIERS had nanites that let any male get pregnant, well.... Lydia is Nathan's and Charles' daughter. Charles was her mom. (Yeah, I know, mpreg. But Rattie actually made me like it!)

    Animama, a friend of Rattie and I drew a Chibi Vincent. Well, Chibi Vincent also looks like Lydia dressed as Vincent. So it sparked a scene in this.

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    You're just trying to pay your bills and stay alive in a world that's becoming increasingly obsessed with Dethklok. With no where else to turn to, you become a Klokateer and get more than just the sweet work benefits you bargained for.

    Reader/Dethklok*

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