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    A collection of stories inspired by some decidedly unmetal songs.

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    22/?
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    36
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    The prophecy has been stalled; Dethklok has separated. Ten years have come and gone with no resolution in sight, until Charles Foster Offdensen decides the time has come for a reunion of utmost importance...whether the boys are prepared or not.

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    A series of drabbles (courtesy of tumblr suggestions) from songs and imagination alike. Most of them are incredibly short, and have also been edited from the original drabble to better suit my personal expectations.

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    6,106
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    16/?
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    4
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    28
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    1
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    Seth needs to obtain $4mill to repay Dethklok International for irresponsible business practices. He's pretty sure Pickles can line his pockets again - he just needs leverage grave enough to convince him. The answer lies in Pickles' distant past, but the thing about playing games is ensuring you're not being played yourself.

    In the sixth chapter, Seth tries to bring down the beast. For Brinepools.

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    Chapters:
    6/8
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    "It was another half hour and an angry call to Charles later when Nathan noticed Pickles being twitchy. It was small, hidden well and if he hadn’t been looking he would have missed it. Pickles leaned his head in his hand, his elbow digging into the top of his thigh and he was squirming. Like, pushing his knees together and pressing himself further into the plush seat under him.
    “Dude, you okay?” Nathan asked, a strange expression on Pickles’ face before he snapped out of it and met Nathan’s eyes.
    “Yeh, why?” he asked and Nathan shrugged. Could have been nothing. Except it was something. Like, very something."

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    1/1
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    15
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    Making fairy tales metal.
    These were all separate fics, but grouping them here. Some follow the original story closely, some not so much.
    5th one is choose your own ending.

    1. Dreadilocks and the Three Guitarists
    2. Toki & Skwisgaar (Hansel and Gretel)
    3. Little Red-headed Balding Guy
    4. Three Little Guitarists
    5. Sleeping Skwisgaar
    6. Cinderfella

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    Chapters:
    6/6
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    So what would happen if the moogles in charge of reassignment couldn't get to work on time because the chocobos were on strike, and some very important souls ended up in an unusual place?

    Also, I do not own anything affiliated with with either Brendan Small, Adult Swim, or Square Enix (although I wish I had bought stock in the company many years ago!)

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    1/1
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    After Doublebookedklok, Charles is working to repair his relationships with Dethklok's members. Nathan, not wanting to further burden their manager, withdraws to allow Charles more time with Toki, Skwisgaar, Pickles and Murderface. It won't be long before the neglect becomes intolerable. Metalocalypse.

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    14,893
    Chapters:
    5/?
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    7
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    8
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    1
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    105
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    When Charles brings a woman from his past in to join the band, everything that can go wrong seems to. But amidst all the chaos and secrets brought on by Selene LeBeau's presence, true love seems to find a way to blossom.

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    English
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    19,565
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Kudos:
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    144
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    Sequel to Awaken, but you don't need to have read it to get this.

    Nathan struggles with his dumb gay feelings.

    Series
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    1/1
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    After the death of a love one, Toki is taken a safe place for young people with deadly abilities like his. But he later discovers Mordhaus isn't the only place with people like him.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    9
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    157
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    Jean-Pierre has to do his job.

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    1,151
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    1/1
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    20
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    2
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    After Doomstar, Charles vehemently refuses to so much as shut his eyes. Toki can't sleep alone.

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    911
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    4
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    “I’m not answering that. Talk to me when you’re sober.”

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    1,252
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    15
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    2
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    Oneshot - Nathan descends into the dungeons in search of Charles, and finds something more of him than he bargained for.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    On the Tribunal's analysis, Charles Foster Offdensen is a sinister and secretive cult leader hidden behind the face of Dethklok. On the surface there seems to be no trace left of his former self, having been systematically erased - but something must have come before.

    Long-form in two timelines that run parallel, as Offdensen - entrenched in a very dark period of his life and marked by loss - takes on a frivolous and unwinnable copyright case for the emotionally constipated Dethklok, and three years later as Dethklok first starts to realise its real power upon moving into Mordhaus - and with it, its enemies.

    Chapter 22: Edite, Bibite, Post Mortem Nulla Voluptas - Eat, Drink, There's No Pleasure After Death (Nathan's Cross-Examination / Von Sydow Supper)

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    English
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    94,358
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
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    50
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    2
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    По канону Чарльз умеет в супергеройское приземление и не только, так что...

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    Русский
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    1/1
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    1
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    1
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    19
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    The groupies in the orgy Skwisgaar and Pickles are attending seem to know something about the Swede that Pickles doesn't. Well, curiosity killed the cat - if only he can keep his head above all those quaaludes.

    Explicit, R18+ only. Some dubious consent. Gore / Magnus warning for dream sequence. Part 4 of Singles Collect.

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    1
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    AU where Pickles gets kidnapped with Toki in place of Abigail. Nathan is forced to confront his (ugh) feelings.

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    English
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    1,289
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
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    19
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    3
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    134
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    Skwisgaar and Toki are in a rough patch. The band seems to be fine and successful on the outside, but Toki is more and more certain that gender is garbage, and Skwisgaar can't handle it, among other doubts. Toki is finally fed up with this. Self-destruction and violence reign, and Skwisgaar is especially keen to drown any feelings of vulnerability or mercy--towards others but especially toward himself. Will our protagonists figure out how to deal with being stuck on this shitty mortal coil? Or will their inner demons tear them and the entire band apart? It's a zero-sum game either way. Or is it?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,453
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    84

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