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    On the Tribunal's analysis, Charles Foster Offdensen is a sinister and secretive cult leader hidden behind the face of Dethklok. On the surface there seems to be no trace left of his former self, having been systematically erased - but something must have come before.

    Long-form in two timelines that run parallel, as Offdensen - entrenched in a very dark period of his life and marked by loss - takes on a frivolous and unwinnable copyright case for the incredibly awful Magnus and his emotionally constipated band, and three years later as Dethklok first starts to realise its real power upon moving into Mordhaus - and with it, its enemies.

    Chapter 16: Corruptio Optimi Quae Est Pessima - The Corruption Of The Best Is The Worst (Murderface POV)

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    None of you would come and save me anyhow!

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    They never have the time...

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    A bunch of Murderface mini-fics via a random word generator.

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    Skwisgaar Skwigelf had no idea how this happened. He couldn't believe it himself, but he, the fastest guitar player in the world and most famous playboy, had fallen so hard for an actress. Who also happened to be Toki's childhood friend.

    When Dethklok is requested to write a song for an upcoming Norwegian film, Toki is able to reunite with his childhood friend Mirela Valebrokk, the lead actress of the film. But after the lead actor of the film is kicked off for being violent, the director immediately replaces him with Skwisgaar Skwigelf. Despite his reluctance, Skwisgaar accepts the role and unknowingly starts to grow close to Toki's childhood friend.

    Edit: Forgot to add the chapter format for this story, so I just added it now.

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    He woke up beside cold flesh. No life beneath it, no warmth.

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    Because Nathan had no idea Charles liked sweet shit.

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    Skwisgaar has fathered so many children there are conventions for them, and Charles has kept him from dealing with the consequences of his actions until now. But Skwigelfs are a vicious bunch, and they don't take kindly to people robbing them of what's theirs.

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    Vampire/lycan/demon alternate universe. After a battle between the vampires and lycans has been won, many have been taken prisoner. But one half breed has gained the attention of a vicious vampire lord

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    there's nothing heroic about Dethklok

    Some un-heroic anecdotes from the lives of the four remaining members mid-Doomstar.

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    When a half-ton killing machine from Hell gets loose in Mordhaus, the world's most popular heavy metal band finds themselves on a collision course with wackiness! And gruesome murders. But mostly wackiness.

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    After the events of Doomstar Requiem, Abigail is coming to terms with what she has been through and adjusting to her new reality.

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    Sometimes, Charles learned, paying a therapist wasn't fast enough.

    (How Dethklok cries. Post-Black Fire, Pre-Doomstar.)

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    "Yes but you should know that we have a traitor amongst Dethklok and when the time is right, they will be put into action..." - Selatcia

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    After dropping out of high school, Nathan has questions of where to go next. No answers, though.

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    Sequel to On Our Way. Post DSR. The boys are back together, but Mr. Salacia isn't done with them yet. The short version of the story is that Annie became a pawn in the Metalocalypse solely because she really had to pee.

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    Inspired by a weird Alex Yocu photo. In this fic, Charles is alive and well and elsewhere, and fake android stand-in Charles needs occasional maintenance. Charles himself used to do it, but since he’s not around...
    Somebody’s gotta wash the robot.

    Warning: Art is semi-NSFW (nudity, but no dicks. well, except for a few tiny crudely drawn ones.)

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    Not even on his worst nights had his dreams been so visceral. So, what, was he dead? Was he doomed to wander this wasteland forever, Skwisgaar remaining just out of reach for eternity?

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    After Charles leaves the band needs a new manager but things don't go as they plan

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    That was the thing, he’d started to realize, with Offdensen. You needed something, and one way or another, it’d just appear in front of you. As if it had always been there. He didn’t even wait for you to ask.

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