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    Charles and Pickles share an intimate moment together.

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    A very simple, stupid bet is placed and Pickles loses. Not that he minds...

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    “I’m not answering that. Talk to me when you’re sober.”

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    Drabbles, short fics and oneshots, largely from Tumblr.

    Update: To Binge - Gorillaz, Toki and Nathan hurt/comfort and a large pile of stuffed toys post-Doomstar.

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    5/?
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    In a lonely moment on the dark, intoxicated side of their Dethsources Boys Night Out, Pickles steals a kiss.

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    They never have the time...

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    That was the thing, he’d started to realize, with Offdensen. You needed something, and one way or another, it’d just appear in front of you. As if it had always been there. He didn’t even wait for you to ask.

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    A knighting.

    > drabble about one character dressing another, or the other way around
    > Nodus Tollens: The realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymore.
    > Charles, Pickles

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    Murderface hasn't had sex in forever, so he rapes Pickles. It's up to Charles to deal with the situation.

    Guys seriously, its a story about Murderface raping Pickles, odds that you'll like this fic are minimal, I'm just trying to warn you.

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    Pickles needs help. And not just when it comes to opening childproof caps or finding new ways to self-destruct. He asks in strange ways, for sleep, for silence, for things he doesn't know how to name. Charles reads between the lines. Completed one-shot.

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    Pickles just wants to stay warm, but a snowstorm and an Iron Maiden album trigger a memory that makes him want a little more than that.

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    36
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    3
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    The Chronicles Charles Foster Offdensen and how he manages to keep Dethklok afloat with just his usual badass self and possibly some help from an unseen force.

    Series
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    3/?
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    There are a lot of secrets that their band managers hold and Nathan happens to be the first one to find out one that rocks his whole world. So he has to return the favor, right? That'd be the nice thing to do.

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    A compilation of every one-shot romantic/sexual fic I've written for Metalocalypse!

    No pairing occurs more than once! Also including 2 fics I've never uploaded ANYWHERE before! Unsurprisingly enough, 7/8 chapters are porn. (Every chapter will have it's specific warnings listed at the top- so please read! Some are kind of disturbing/uncomfortable.)

     

    I really love these boys, and even explored a few relationships/fetishes that I hadn't seen much in the fandom previously. I hope you all enjoy!

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    While assisting in the digitization of Dethklok's massive library, Facebones acquires the means to explain his origins.

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    You're managing, all of you, without your manager. You try this line on Pickles three days after the attack and he punches you in the mouth. He's not managing so well.

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    Charles knows it's wrong to have feelings for a client, but what if they're reciprocated?

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    Charles is helping Nathan recruit members for his new band. Pickles meets Charles and falls in to drunken lust, will he be able to get Charles' attention?

    Story doesn't follow the shows plot, this is my own twist on how the band was formed

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Pickles takes a page out of Toki Wartooth's book. Oral contracts and whispered conversations in closets ensue.

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