18 Works in Catch-22 - Joseph Heller

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    Солдат всегда остаётся солдатом. Даже без сыворотки.

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    Yossarian is madly in love with The Chaplain, and decides to take it a step further inside the infirmary.

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    Really, how many customers do you have to piss off to lose a job?
    (A lot when your boyfriend owns the place.)

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    A Catch-22-style scene, where Yossarian meets a new transfer and the conversation is most confusing.

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    A few vignettes about Colonel Cathcart, realizing he is in fact, super gay.

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    Yossarian writes letters to the Chaplain from Sweden with words about how much he can't forget and who he never wants to.

    Dear Chaplain,
    It is sunny here in Sweden. I miss you.

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    In which Milo pays Orr to steal Yossarian's diary.

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    The thing about Catch-22 is, it can only hurt you if you believe in it.

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    In which Yossarian breaks in his new tentmates.

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    This drabble started from the title again and grew into something actually connected with a work. It's far from in character for Yossarian, but at least vaguely connects with the story.

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    A poem on Doc Daneeka, for an English class project

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    Oh, well, what the hell, decided McWatt and came down instead of flying into a mountain. Not that it was the best decision in his life.

    And this story has no moral whatsoever.

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    Omg I can't decide which colour scheme is more appropriate. The first one conveys the original colours better, but I like this red-and-yellow epileptic mish-mash. Ended up posting both.

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    Japan is at war, but Jonouchi just wants to go home. After all, people he doesn't know are trying to kill him. (Strange Catch-22 crossover that doesn't actually include any characters from Catch-22.) Written many years ago, but still something I'm proud of.

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    Something I dreamt of. Yeah, I have bizarre dreams.

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    Now there's a whole cemetery in Yossarian's tent. Not that he has anything against cemeteries, but he'd rather have them outside.

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    From Kurtz to Okonkwo, Jocasta to Gertrude, Alfred Schweigen to J. Alfred Prufrock, death is just the beginning. Originally posted June 2009.

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