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    Dean's in his last year of college. The last semester, actually. The long classes, the assignments, it's all beginning to take its toll, so when he gets a day off from work, he decides to go home after school, do his homework, and kick back to catch up on the latest season of Doctor Sexy M.D. that he's been missing. He plans to just kick back, alone in his room and marathon the entire season. His parents are still at work and he has the entire house to himself, so imagine his surprise when someone knocks at his bedroom door, interrupting a very dramatic scene.

    In walks a man so gorgeous it instantly takes away any anger he'd had a moment ago at being interrupted. The question is, who is this guy?

    Hi, I'm Castiel, I guess I'm your cleaning lady.

    Dean didn't even know his parents had hired anyone to clean their house but staring into those blue eyes and seeing that killer smile aimed in his direction, he really couldn't be all that upset over the interruption.

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    “You know,” the shopkeeper murmurs, so close that Dean can see the different shades of blue in his eyes, “magic comes at a price.”

    Dean grins again. “I’m sure I can think of somethin’ to repay you.”

    Dean meets a witch. He doesn't believe. Then he does.

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    So, this happened between another person and I on Omegle, unfortunately it ended shortly but I decided to keep it going. And if she happens to contact me through here, she has full!! credit for this prompt! I would just like to thank you, Nikki...This helped with my writers block. :)

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    5/?
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    15
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    38
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    3
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    When Charlie talked him into joining the prom committee, Dean was not happy about it. He’s not even interested in going to prom, let alone planning it. But a meeting at committee chairman Anna Novak's house changes all that. When Dean meets her smoking hot dad, a punk gothic god covered in the most alluring tattoos, it alters his entire perspective. Now he’s hanging out with Anna all the time and finding every excuse to flirt with her gorgeous dad.

    Castiel Novak swore off romantic relationships when his mate died a decade ago. Now he writes novels, throws lavish Halloween parties, and drinks with his fuck-buddy, Meg. When he meets Anna’s stunning friend, Dean, all his determination to keep emotions out of the equation goes flying out the window. Now it’s all he can do to keep his hands to himself in the face of relentless temptation.

    Will Dean ever get to see how far down Mr. Novak’s tattoos go? Will Castiel get over his hang-ups and let Dean in? Or will they both go their separate ways without ever knowing if their explosive chemistry could be more than just a tryst behind the pool shed? Featuring sexist classmates, a champion robot named Leia, growly alphas, and a prom theme from Hell (er… Hogwarts).

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    71
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    After what was supposed to be a normal hunt, Sam and Dean Winchester are killed. Crowley and Castiel bring them back to life, but with a problem. Mary, Cas, and Crowley now must learn how to deal with Sam being soulless and Dean being a demon until they can fix it. When an unfortunate confrontation between Sam and Dean occurs, Dean is severely damaged and Gabriel is forced to come to the rescue. Can Dean control his demonic instincts? Is he even really what he thinks he is?

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    11/?
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    "Charlie, I've died and gone to Heaven."
    "Impossible when you're already an angel, Cas."
    "Well I'm about to lose my halo to that Hunka Hunka bowlegged sin that just strutted through the doors."

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    1/1
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    11
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    54
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    2
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    When he’d placed the ad for a roommate, Dean hadn't exactly got what he expected. The first guy to answer had been exactly what he expected, sure. Gordon seemed perfectly acceptable on paper, but something about him creeped Dean out. He did a quick background search on the guy after he said he'd think about it, and was glad he did. Two different assault charges, even though they were almost a decade ago, still made Dean decide to never call the guy, no matter how desperate he got.

    The second guy that showed, though? Dean had no idea what he’d been thinking, even letting him through the door. He reeked of pot, and looked like he might've been at least a little high during the interview. But he had great references from all his former roommates, and nothing came up on the background check Dean did after he left (not even a possession charge, like Dean had expected), and since New York was such a damn expensive place to live, he called him up and said the room was his.

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    126
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    7
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    "What are you doing?" She repeats, lowly.

    "Playing the part." He whispers back, then louder. "Pumpkin."

    "How about you chill with the pet names, handmaiden." She pinches his side.

    Dean ends up squirming away from her sharp nails. "Ow, that hurt, schmoop-sie poo."

    "I'll kill you." She says, not bothering to lower her voice.

    After seeing his friend sad over her breakup, Dean offers to pretend to be Charlie's boyfriend to get back at her ex-girlfriend, Anna. Too bad the guy Anna brought with her is the most gorgeous man Dean's ever seen.

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    Dean's backyard is his happy place. It's where he likes to sit with a beer and listen to baseball games on his radio in the spring and summer, while watching the wildlife that abounds on his property. It's also where he likes to observe his gorgeous new neighbor. He hasn't had an opportunity to say hello, until that first Saturday in May, when a series of unfortunate events puts a very naked Castiel right next to him. And what is he to think about that? Especially when said neighbor is even hotter up close, and proves to be a flirt?

    Flirt back, of course!

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    "Wait, did you think I was a phone sex operator when I answered the phone?"

    ”No... no!” Castiel scoffs. “Okay, maybe for a split second. Your voice is..."

    "Sexy?"

    Castiel nearly falls off the bed at the sound of that word coming from that mouth.

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    94
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    5
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    Dean sees something on the news that gives him a scare

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    6
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    After weeks of Castiel being a no show, Deam gets a visit while at work...

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    1/1
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    10
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    76
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    5
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    952
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    Castiel enjoys making Dean Winchester blush, standing too close, making suggestive comments, and slapping his ass every now and then. Dean doesn't appreciate the unwanted attention, but when he imagines Castiel being with somebody else, well, he doesn't like the idea. Not. One. Bit.

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    10,529
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    63
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    150
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    20
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    2974
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    Castiel Novak is a deli clerk in a large grocery store, and Dean Winchester is a mechanic who likes to flirt with him. Cas is not amused.

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    1/1
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    20
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    1269
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    In which Castiel is a horny fuckboy, and Dean just wants a friend.

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    39/39
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    144
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    385
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    37
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    You’re stuck at work on Valtentine’s Day watching couples canoodling and listening to everyone brag about how much ass you’re /not/ going to get. What could possibly worse than that?

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    The one where you have to watch Dean give Castiel cringe-inducing lessons on how to pick up.

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    “Don’t leave me out here all by myself, Cass. We can just stay where you can stand up. Didn’t mean to push you too much….Come on. Please? I was having fun.” Dean pouted like he knew the effect he had. He quirked one eyebrow and bit the side of his lip. Castiel squinted his eyes and tore his gaze away from Dean’s, eyeing the beach like it was his salvation. Dean waded closer and smiled. “You definitely are more of a bird than a fish though. Still a pretty bird though, even a half drowned one.” As soon as the words slipped out of Dean’s mouth, his eyes widened and his face bloomed with a pink blush. Castiel’s eyes widened as well and he let out a ragged breath, staring at Dean’s grip on his wrist. “I meant…I...” Dean mumbled.

    “You make a handsome fish….” Castiel grinned softly as he looked down at the water. He wouldn’t look up in case his words weren’t well accepted. Dean still had a grip on his wrist under the water and he kept bracing for Dean’s usual response, which was to pull away.

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    23
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    117
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    16
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    932
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    Most people would think spending your New Year’s Eve surrounded by an assortment of chocolate and candy is a sad state of affairs.

    Dean is not most people. But then again, most people don’t own a candy store.

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    Comments:
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    6
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    “I love your jacket. Where did you get this?”

    Dean cocked one eyebrow and looked at the man in the mirror over the sinks, but since the man’s head was down on his shoulder all he saw was the dark hair.

    “Uh, I bought it.” He replied, bemused. This guy was drunk.

    “Where though? It’s sooooooo soft. I bet it’s really warm too. I just love it soooooooo much.” The guy’s voice was deep, sort of gravelly, and definitely slurring a bit. Dean bit his lower lip as he tried not to laugh. Drunks could suddenly become violent on the turn of a dime, and he wasn’t in the mood to dodge ill-placed punches.

    “I can’t remember. I bought it a long time ago.”

    “Well, I love it, and I. Love. You.” The guy was suddenly dry humping Dean from behind, emphasizing each word with a thrust of his hips. Dean froze, eyes wide. This was a first.

    “Uh…”

     

    Dean stops in at a bar in the neighborhood and meets a very, very drunk Castiel. It's definitely not how he expected his night to go.

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    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    240
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    1885

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