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    Lord Vetinari and Commander Vimes are private, emotionally undemonstrative men. A script is written about their relationship, as an epic love story, which for some reason involves operatic songs and grand gestures. Things do not go as planned. In fact, things do not go well at all.

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    English
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    6,060
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    265
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    What started as an inability to draw guys for a fanart request has turned into a full blown AU!

    Namely, what if Sybil Ramkin was born Saul Ramkin, and Sam stood for Samantha as opposed to Samuel?

    So. Various incidents in the lives of Sir Saul Ramkin-Vimes, his wife the Commander of the City Watch, Duchess of Ankh, Lady Samantha Vimes, and their daughter, the Honorable Sybil Samantha Ramkin-Vimes.

    Also, pictures.

    New chapters at 17 and 47!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    50,196
    Chapters:
    67/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1567
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    Vimes needs sleep...and a drink he's not allowed. What he doesn't need is a meeting with Vetinari, with all that followed after.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,134
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    792
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    A story told in Glorious May Twenty-Fifths.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,581
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    144
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    A Quirmian inspector arrives in Ankh-Morpork to chase after a con-man who skipped out of Quirm and whose trail has suddenly been picked up again.
    Vimes doesn't like people infringing on his jurisdiction and questioning his abilities as a copper. And stop lecturing my men! That's my job!
    Meanwhile there appears to be an arrival of an organized criminal network that isn't a guild. In fact it's stepping on a lot of guild's toes. His lordship isn't pleased and what are you going to do about it, commander?

    established Vimes/Vetinari.

    Tech. takes place after that plague one but like Pratchett, it's not necessary to read them in order.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,360
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1505
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    Sam Vimes has had a couple of near-death experiences involving cloves.

    (reposted from ff.net)

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    English
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    1,068
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    127
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    Чума! "Бац"! Крысы! Смерть! Чума приходит в Анк-Морпорк. А следом за ней Хаос и Смерть. Тем временем Ветинари продолжает донимать Ваймса неловкими вопросами, на которые командор определенно Не Хочет Отвечать. Сэр.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    1,780
    Chapters:
    2/17
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    45
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    A meeting between Vimes and Vetinari takes an unexpected turn, and there are consequences.
    (AU where Sybil never existed, because i could never imagine Vimes cheating on her. Implied previous relationship between Vimes and Vetinari)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,111
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    316
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    "A character study of Havelock Vetinari from a young child up as far as Unseen Academicals. Mentions of most of the major Ankh-Morpork players, especially Vimes. Takes off from Havelock's musings on the nature of evil in Unseen Academicals."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
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    121
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    Captain Angua has been dodging this interview for weeks, but Sacharissa finally corners her - for a feature on prominent women in the Ankh Morpork City Watch.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,035
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    260
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    for prompt: "Sally/Angua/Carrot with sub!Angua and switchy Sally and Carrot? With spanking and rope bondage and possibly everyone in lingerie (including Carrot because seriously :D)?"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,475
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    168
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    A prompt for Avengers/Discworld crossover.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,442
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    707
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    Nobby Nobbs has a life-changing experience. So does Granny Weatherwax.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,018
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    248
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    Another murderous assault Vetinari, but the guards watch, and, perhaps, everything will end well. As always.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    0
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    509
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    It's New Year's Eve. It's their last big night before they have to cut their hair and be soldiers.

    And they're spending it at Joanna Lannister's party. Sometimes, Will and Brienne wish that they weren't such indulgent friends.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,191
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    316
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    His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, Sir Samuel Vimes is a powerful man. Yet, you don't get to be the second most powerful man of the most powerful city on the Disc without making a few enemies...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,977
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    590
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    There's a king on the throne of Ankh-Morpork, Vetinari is now a "private citizen" (whatever that means), and Ankh-Morpork is up to it's usual antics.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,786
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    817
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    This story is in Russian, link to the fic: http://mad-collect.diary.ru/p193183077.htm

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    0
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    160
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    This is a series of vignettes looking at various moments in the lives of Sam Vimes and Lady Sybil Ramkin. Mainly squee and fluff, some hotter moments but nothing that needs a rating change :)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,415
    Chapters:
    31/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    268
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    Summary

    This is to be a series of vignettes/one-shots on ALL possible pairings for characters specified from the Watch arc.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,293
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    28
    Hits:
    839

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