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    Vetinari picked up another piece of paper, appearing to glance at it, and said "You may go, commander, in the knowledge that I, for so many reasons, envy you. My regards to your good lady." - Snuff

    Sybil Ramkin maybe a big girl but she is also smart, kind, compassionate, rich, powerful, regal, easy on the eyes, and *cough* well endowed. With this in mind, what would make her stay single until a Dragon rolled into Ankh-Morpork when she was almost 40? Even if she chose to remain single, why didn't she move to another city or travel the Disc? And does this have anything to do with her relationship with Havelock Vetinari?

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    A chance meeting brings our narrator and his Companions to the wondrous, bizarre world of the Discworld and the bustling metropolis of Ankh-Morpork! Hopefully he can get through this without setting the Ankh River on fire...

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    idk what this is but i love my sons
    vimes is awkward and smol, carrot is a confused puppy

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    My Modern Carrot Soup AU, in which Jonathan is still an outcast professor, but they live in a modern dystopia where he finds Carrot as a test subject in a lab along with a bunch of other literal rabbits.

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    Sir Samuel Vimes of the London City Watch entertains a visit from Inspector Javert, regarding a certain convict who has fled on a ship across the sea.

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    Captain Angua of the Watch Handball Team is not here to make friends or show any kind of mercy. She is here to win.

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    Wuffles the Terrier assists the Watch in solving a case while honing his matchmaking skills.

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    Inspired by the amazing AviaCarter's "Memos from Q Branch"

    Vetinari is done with everyone (especially Moist) and Drumknott tries his best to keep everyone in line. But really, who thought that an assassin, watchman, an ex-con and a wizard would cause so much trouble? Sybil and Adora Belle really do wonder sometimes

    Everything is unbeta'd so all mistakes are mine - with very irregular updates sorry

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    Ficlet - no Patrician can rule forever, no Commander of the Watch can command forever. Here's how the Changing of the Guard could go.

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    Three days after his wedding, Vimes and Lady Sybil attend the funeral of Acting-Constable Cuddy.

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    When asked for an opinion on what to do for this chapter, DoctorGay on wattpad is quoted to have said "carrots in assholes"

    Im gonna make you wish you had never suggested that, Ciah

    Here you have it: "The Carrot Fic"

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    I've spent probably too much time wondering who could possibly be patrician after Vetinari. Recently, I came up with a satisfactory answer.

    Consider: Young Sam.

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    The hot weather was making the City downright surly. The Thieves Guild decided to get into a spat with the Fools Guild over who held the rights to the game “Got Your Nose”. Small riots had erupted in Short Street after an argument over whether or not it was fair that female dwarves got to wear skirts in this hot weather. Not to mention the usual, standard everyday fare the Watch had to deal with. To top it all off, Carrot sent him home with a binder full of paperwork and the assurance that the Watch would have everything under control while Vimes got things in hand.

    How hard could doing paperwork in bed be?

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    Vetinari is injured in an assassination attempt and Vimes has to try and keep him in bed to recover.

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    Red was sold to a hospital were make experiments and now he is reflicting about it. This is only a one shot fanfic about HoneyMustard.

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    Susan Sto-Helit, Death's granddaughter, learns that she has one month to live. She takes up the challenge.

    9/9/16
    Just when I had this thing falling in place --I broke a finger on my (dominant) right hand. This causes delay but the work is not abandoned. In process:Chapter 2 finds Susan in Lancre, with the witches who always know the exact time of their deaths. Also, they've met her grandfather a
    number of times, which fascinates Susan.
    And more plot.

     

    10 16 16
    Still to come in ch 3. She's asked to rescue (plot)

    Ch 4 and 5 she returns to Ankh-Morpork for her final days. (Yes, see tags)

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    In a carriage ride to somewhere probably more interesting, Spike considers Moist as the man behind the golden suit, and Captain Carrot as the one who scares him most.

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    From the webcomic, Carrot Soup, by QueensWatchCat, which you can read on taptastic.com

    This is just a little bit of literal hurt/comfort and a little bit of emotional hurt/comfort and quite a bit of smut.

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