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    Sooner or later, we're all someone's dog, Angua had once said. For her, this was truer than most.

    Edit: This is now going to be a collection of semi-short stories, although they will be connected in a broader sense.

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    when you're in a wedding with someone who can screw with your memory and you're also planning on crashing the wedding, accidents are bound to happen.

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    Suppose at the end of Men at Arms a rare dragon's egg was delivered to the Sunshine Sanctuary. Carrot and Angua investigate the egg while navigating the rocky landscape of their new relationship. Guest appearance by an adorable, stubborn baby dragon.

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    Sybil Visit the Watch-house to collect Sam for their Lunch date.

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    Vimes learns something about dwarfs. Carrot doesn’t really learn anything helpful about humans. This is par for the course, really.

    Written for a prompt: Discworld, Captain Carrot, Dwarf-born Carrot doesn't understand why being attracted to other men is any different from being attracted to women, since in dwarf society demonstrations of gender are repressed completely and just making sure you can breed with your lover takes a bit of skill. It falls to Vimes to explain that Ankh-Morpork works a bit differently.

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    Чума! "Бац"! Крысы! Смерть! Чума приходит в Анк-Морпорк. А следом за ней Хаос и Смерть. Тем временем Ветинари продолжает донимать Ваймса неловкими вопросами, на которые командор определенно Не Хочет Отвечать. Сэр.

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    Vetinari picked up another piece of paper, appearing to glance at it, and said "You may go, commander, in the knowledge that I, for so many reasons, envy you. My regards to your good lady." - Snuff

    Sybil Ramkin maybe a big girl but she is also smart, kind, compassionate, rich, powerful, regal, easy on the eyes, and *cough* well endowed. With this in mind, what would make her stay single until a Dragon rolled into Ankh-Morpork when she was almost 40? Even if she chose to remain single, why didn't she move to another city or travel the Disc? And does this have anything to do with her relationship with Havelock Vetinari?

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    A chance meeting brings our narrator and his Companions to the wondrous, bizarre world of the Discworld and the bustling metropolis of Ankh-Morpork! Hopefully he can get through this without setting the Ankh River on fire...

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    idk what this is but i love my sons
    vimes is awkward and smol, carrot is a confused puppy

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    My Modern Carrot Soup AU, in which Jonathan is still an outcast professor, but they live in a modern dystopia where he finds Carrot as a test subject in a lab along with a bunch of other literal rabbits.

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    Sir Samuel Vimes of the London City Watch entertains a visit from Inspector Javert, regarding a certain convict who has fled on a ship across the sea.

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    Captain Angua of the Watch Handball Team is not here to make friends or show any kind of mercy. She is here to win.

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    Wuffles the Terrier assists the Watch in solving a case while honing his matchmaking skills.

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    Inspired by the amazing AviaCarter's "Memos from Q Branch"

    Vetinari is done with everyone (especially Moist) and Drumknott tries his best to keep everyone in line. But really, who thought that an assassin, watchman, an ex-con and a wizard would cause so much trouble? Sybil and Adora Belle really do wonder sometimes

    Everything is unbeta'd so all mistakes are mine - with very irregular updates sorry

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    Ficlet - no Patrician can rule forever, no Commander of the Watch can command forever. Here's how the Changing of the Guard could go.

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    Three days after his wedding, Vimes and Lady Sybil attend the funeral of Acting-Constable Cuddy.

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    When asked for an opinion on what to do for this chapter, DoctorGay on wattpad is quoted to have said "carrots in assholes"

    Im gonna make you wish you had never suggested that, Ciah

    Here you have it: "The Carrot Fic"

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    I've spent probably too much time wondering who could possibly be patrician after Vetinari. Recently, I came up with a satisfactory answer.

    Consider: Young Sam.

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