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    Someone's been burning up bits of Ankh-Morpork, and it's up to The Watchman, former police officer and very reluctant superhero, to find out who. Ideally, without actually dying in the process.

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    You roll with a guy for so many years you start to think he's always gonna be next to you. Like when you're old, drinking on the porch, there will be another rocking chair. The something happens and you realize that other chair is..gone. Empty.

    ~Harry Spangler; Ghostfacer

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    The repercussions of recent events have only just begun. Unwelcome eyes have turned towards Ankh-Morpork, leaving everyone vulnerable when Vimes and Vetinari are drawn away from the city.

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    The World Conquest University is a new, mysterious educational facility that says it does world-class research. No one is quite sure how to apply or what the selection process is. But one thing is for certain: you can never get out the same way you came in.

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    The new Watch trainees are an odd bunch. There's a Dwarf, of course, but that's practically routine in Ankh-Morpork these days. There's a couple of Men, one of whom has a shiny shiny sword. There's a bunch of Hobbits, new to the city, one of whom is a little quiet and subdued. There's even a Wizard (thanks to Vetinari's damned blasted equal-employment quotias). And lastly there's a suspiciously pointy bloke who swears he's not an Elf, even if he sings just a little too much...

    When one of Gimli's cousins seems to miraculously return from the dead only to report another missing person, a chain of events is set in motion that leads to this bunch of mismatched raw recruits stumbling into a new, unpleasant and dangerous sort of investigation...

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    A meeting between Vimes and Vetinari takes an unexpected turn, and there are consequences.
    (AU where Sybil never existed, because i could never imagine Vimes cheating on her. Implied previous relationship between Vimes and Vetinari)
    *edit*
    I've got my plot sorted out now and there'll be some progress soon hopefully

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    mini recueil de mini fics sur le Guet Municipal d'Ankh-Morpork ;
    1ère vignette : L'art et la manière de suicider les gens sans se mettre le Guet à dos (ou pas).
    2ème : L'administration du Guet selon Vimes et Vetinari.
    3ème: Sur le Monde-Rond ça tiendrait avec du scotch...
    4ème : C'est Sergent Côlon, s'il vous plaît !

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    Inspired by the amazing AviaCarter's "Memos from Q Branch"

    Vetinari is done with everyone (especially Moist) and Drumknott tries his best to keep everyone in line. But really, who thought that an assassin, watchman, an ex-con and a wizard would cause so much trouble? Sybil and Adora Belle really do wonder sometimes

    Everything is unbeta'd so all mistakes are mine - with very irregular updates sorry

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    A few ficlets - what if various Discworld characters had been born with different genders?

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    What if the ones Carrot loves never came back? [AU, Suicide, OneShot]

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    A family is a risky venture, because the greater the love, the greater the loss... That's the trade-off. But I'll take it all.
    ~ Brad Pitt

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    Every time Angua listens to Carrot's oath it makes her smile.

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    “‘I might be wrong,’ said Glenda, ‘but if you don’t want to know what the things are that you don’t want to know, then that means that there are going to be even more things that you don’t want to know and I imagine that sooner or later, if that goes on, your head will cave in around the hole.’” –Unseen Academicals.

    A newly sober Sam Vimes deals with the troubles of remembering.

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    Vimes expounds on secrets to his drinking companion, and Carrot.

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    This is to be a series of vignettes/one-shots on ALL possible pairings for characters specified from the Watch arc.

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    Carrot's, in Love.

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    No family is perfect...we argue, we fight. We even stop talking to each other at times, but in the end, family is family...the love will always be there.

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    "Yes, we knew each other quite well. Is it that time already?" The old man's hands shook, but the calm in his voice was evident. "I guess you know what they say, the two things you can't avoid are taxes and.." He trailed off, looking into the blue supernovas.

    I AM AFRAID SO. COME, MR PRATCHETT. WE HAVE MUCH TO TALK ABOUT IN THE NEXT, Death paused, checking the hourglass, SIX MINUTES EXACTLY. DO YOU HAVE ANY BISCUITS? OR CURRY?

    "I prefer sir, if you don't mind. Or knight. That title has always had me tickled pink," he said, chuckling and taking the hand of his old friend and standing.

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    Darkness descends over the Disc, but there is always a light— a tribute in memorial to the great man himself, Terry Pratchett.

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    A monarch was only as important as the people made him. It wouldn't work if you didn't hang your hopes on it. It quite literally couldn't be true if the maw of fantasy went hungry.

    But his beloved city had had a very long time to dream of kings.

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