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    An uncanny madness has gripped the Discworld and now everyone from the youngest child to the oldest grandparent is hooked on sex! Can an assortment of character's solve the dark intentions of this spell before it is too late? Or will they just lie about and have sex with each other? You'll have to wait and see.

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    2/?
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    A character study of Havelock Vetinari from a young child up as far as Unseen Academicals. Mentions of most of the major Ankh-Morpork players, especially Vimes. Takes off from Havelock's musings on the nature of evil in Unseen Academicals.

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    1/1
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    12
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    23
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    2
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    Out of his element, running for his life from a nightmare creature and its all his fault.

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    1/1
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    1
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    2
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    Once upon a time, the Auditors committed the ultimate arrogance and created life. But the Auditor inside 'Lady Myria LeJean' soon discovered that the flesh shapes the mind as the mind controls the flesh, and learned why living is so hard to set aside.

    This story takes place both during and after Terry Pratchett's novel Thief of Time. The first five chapters are an expansion on the secondary character of Myria LeJean with some retelling from her point of view of scenes that originally appeared in that novel. As such, this story will contain some spoilers if you have not yet read ToT.

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    Chapters:
    25/25
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    A collection of 30 drabbles in all featuring the members of the Watch, both in the present and the past. Each drabble is based off of a crime, taken from a prompt table on LJ. Enjoy!

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    6,081
    Chapters:
    10/30
    Comments:
    1
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    15
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    281
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    The Doctor takes Donna to the Discworld, where she's not having the best time ever.

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    1/1
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    4
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    1
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    178
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    When Angua makes Captain, Carrot isn't the first to congratulate her.

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    434
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    429
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    There's an arsonist loose in Ankh-Morpork. And Sam Vimes is stuck behind a desk.

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    1,553
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    149
    Bookmarks:
    18
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    1324
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    Sam Vimes had never known true terror until he realized that it was inevitable that he ask Sybil Ramkin to marry him. A look at the proposal that was so tragically left out in the books. (And my first Discfic at that).

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    807
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    15
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    176
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    Young Sam grows up, meets a girl, cracks a case, and tells a lie. Not necessarily in that order.

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    1/1
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    91
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    186
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    44
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    3577
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    It's a terrible thing to be nearly sixteen and the wrong species. What if his species wasn't the only thing Carrot was wrong about?

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    15
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    3
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    Meeting the in-laws is always stressful, even more so when they're dwarves and you're a werewolf with a habit of putting your foot in your mouth. Here are some ways it might have gone.

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    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
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    1
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    When Voyager comes across an alien world that defies all laws of nature, they have to go down there and see it for themselves.

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    1/1
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    She left money because wolves don’t.

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    217
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    242
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    Drabbles for the TtH Drabbles LJ

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    53/54
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    1
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    1
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    9
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    1
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    1493
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    The dwarf turned a perturbed face on him. "I don't know, sir. I think Commander Vimes is about to kill Mr. Holmes."

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    327
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    745
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    100 word drabbles and otherwise too-short-to-post-alone snippets.

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    2,632
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    6
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    25
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    448
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    Do werewolves go into heat? Oh bugger, thought Vimes.

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    712
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    458
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    AU splinter fic for Night Watch. Sam Vimes returns to a future in which he had never been born. Written for xlcatloveress during the Help Chile LJ drive.

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    3,302
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    486
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    this is a collection of my drabbles that don't belong to another series or set. they range from gen to het to slash and are rated anywhere from general audience to explicit. almost complete hp, but there are a few merlin, btvs, discworld and one pleasantville. they were written during 2004 - 2010

    Words:
    5,146
    Chapters:
    36/36
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    130

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