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Lord Vetinari's secretary is kidnapped, the assailants and what they want unknown. Can Vimes and the Watch rescue him in time? And why does his kidnapper seem to know so much about his past?
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Times in the life of Saul Ramkin-Vimes and Samantha Vimes by Seiya234
Discworld - Terry Pratchett
12 May 2013
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What started as an inability to draw guys for a fanart request has turned into a full blown AU!
Namely, what if Sybil Ramkin was born Saul Ramkin, and Sam stood for Samantha as opposed to Samuel?
So. Various incidents in the lives of Sir Saul Ramkin-Vimes, his wife the Commander of the City Watch, Duchess of Ankh, Lady Samantha Vimes, and their daughter, the Honorable Sybil Samantha Ramkin-Vimes.
Also, pictures.
New chapters at 7, 21, 24, 30, 39, 41, and 42!
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- Part 1 of Saul and Sam Verse
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An old friend of Angua's visits her at the news of her engagement to Carrot.
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- Part 2 of Something . . .
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Commander Samuel Vimes has just lost his job. One too many times interfering with your local despotic ruler's nefarious plans, alas, tends to have this unfortunate effect. Vimes never been anything but a policeman, and is therefore at something of a loss until he's summoned to the office of Havelock Vetinari, retired assassin and known gentleman of mystery. It turns out Vetinari has plans for Vimes. Plans that involve...spandex.
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- Part 1 of Superdisc!
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Sometimes, when there is a new force this powerful on the rise, you just don't have a choice. You want to talk it out but that quickly becomes foolish. So you go to war.
I just kind of wanted them in a war situation.
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[podfic] Erratically in All Directions by reena_jenkins, Tieleen
Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle
12 Apr 2013
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The dwarf turned a perturbed face on him. "I don't know, sir. I think Commander Vimes is about to kill Mr. Holmes."
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A Quirmian inspector arrives in Ankh-Morpork to chase after a con-man who skipped out of Quirm and whose trail has suddenly been picked up again.
Vimes doesn't like people infringing on his jurisdiction and questioning his abilities as a copper. And stop lecturing my men! That's my job!
Meanwhile there appears to be an arrival of an organized criminal network that isn't a guild. In fact it's stepping on a lot of guild's toes. His lordship isn't pleased and what are you going to do about it, commander?established Vimes/Vetinari.
Tech. takes place after that plague one but like Pratchett, it's not necessary to read them in order.
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This is to be a series of vignettes/one-shots on ALL possible pairings for characters specified from the Watch arc.
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The axe in the table by strawberriesandtophats for oneinspats, theCoppercow
Discworld - Terry Pratchett
13 Mar 2013
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It was always going to end like this. Carrot becomes King.
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The Golden Golem by TrisTennant
Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
6 Mar 2013
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An AU in between the events of Going Postal and Making Money.
Out of sheer boredom, Moist von Lipwig decides to give being a villain a try and finds a henchman by the name of Moist.
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- 12/12
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A new surprising serial killer is stalking the streets of Ankh-Morpork.
Discstuck human!trolls AU. Sober Gamzee.
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Based off an imagine your otp post where the prompt was the pairing's child got into a fight with another student and one half winds up praising them for their fighting skills.
Spoilers for Two Roads Diverged...
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A Modern Roundworld Technology AU where Moist proposes to Adora Belle with a video recorded while drunk and accidentally sends it to the wrong email address.
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Roughly translated, it really meant - "Throw a dinner party. Next Thursday. Invite everyone you enjoy irritating. And Mr De Worde doesn't like prawns."...Organise a gala at the palace for half the nobles on the Disc? Oh hell, thought Moist..
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Ankh-Morpork goes to war.
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Carrot becomes king.
What follows is shit getting real.
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Someone kidnaps the Patrician. This does not please the Commander of the Watch at all. Neither do smart comments about Lord Vetinari dying or leaving the city.
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Sometimes, they bend the rules they have created around themselves. But they are unbreakable for everyone else.
Trying to assassinate the Patrician in broad daylight is a bad idea. Everyone should know that.
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, Sir Samuel Vimes is a powerful man. Yet, you don't get to be the second most powerful man of the most powerful city on the Disc without making a few enemies...
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- 7/?
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Plague! Thud games! Rats! Death! Catchwords!
Plague comes to Ankh-Morpork. Chaos and death ensue. All the while Vetinari keeps pestering Vimes with awkward questions that that commander distinctly Doesn't Want to Answer. Sir.
Set about four(ish) years after Thud (Snuff sort of didn't happen).
Super slow build up.