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    Five against the fortress. Team vid. Go Petunias.

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    оранжевый сырный порошок, бронежилеты и деньги, переходящие из рук в руки. Еще один вечер, когда Лузеры смотрят кино.

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    Lee recognises somebody in a bar and takes a not entirely well thought out trip down memory lane. Brad goes along for the ride.

    The Losers.. well, they were about ready for a new adventure, anyway.

    "Jensen, man, I owe you a beer. This is the first time ever that your crazy ideas weren't crazy enough."

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    during "downtime," cougar goes to church.

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    “Most of the moms on my soccer team have a crush on him. They keep trying to spill drinks on him to make him take his shirt off.” Jensen squawked and tumbled off the bed at this, his cheeks completely pink now. Cougar could just hear a mutter of “that explains so much” from under the bed. Cougar made a motion with his hand to Jewel, urging her to continue. He was surprised when she stopped twisting his hair, letting it fall from her hands, and gravity undid her work while she turned a very serious face to him instead.

    “Does he have a girlfriend? Or…or a boyfriend? When he is with you guys? He should have someone, but whenever I ask, he and mommy beginning to argue in some language I don’t understand and they never tell me. But he should have someone.”

    Or: When Jensen's niece tries asking Cougar about Jensen's love life, and Jensen has to explain to a 7 year old that there are questions she can't ask him without causing trouble. And Cougar realizes some things about his newest teammate while he has his hair braided.

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    Кугар наступает на неведомо что и превращается в кота. Очень неловко получается.

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    Jake Jensen is the radio host for the Night Vale community radio and Cougar is the sniper sent to kill him, luckily Jensen's got a few tricks up his sleeve.

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    Cougar didn’t mean to fall in love—but kind of like a stray cat that just won’t leave, or maybe a case of herpes—he's got it, and now it’s his.

    Or, it’s a fucked-up situation, but that doesn’t mean it’s not a love letter.

    Publication date reset to match posting of full (re-written) chapter

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    "I guess we know why it's called 'Spring of the Drowned MILF'?"

    The team experiences ... changes. This is how they react.

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    Forever is hard work.

    But it's worth it.

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    Cougar could feel Jensen’s gaze on him for the hundredth time.

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    Cougar doesn't like vampires. Cougar doesn't like the cold. When events conspire to land him with a hunt for a vamp during the middle of winter, Cougar is not impressed. Luckily he has Jensen to take his mind off the fact that being in a car for an all-night stakeout is sending his extremities numb.

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    Clay gets a hold of information about Jensen's past as a stripper ante-Army. There's a werewolf that likes to sell candy-flavored drugs to children and eat blonde strippers. Jensen hates them all.

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    Sometimes, you find allies where you least expect it.

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    When Jensen first joined the team, Cougar was unimpressed. Prequel to Jockstrap.

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    Cougar accidentally finds out Jensen gets aroused really easily. He gets curious.

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    When people tell you to be wary not to pick up strays they usually refer to puppies and kittens, not gangly, hyperactive seventeen-year-olds with bright blue eyes and infectious smiles, but Carlos thinks that they should. The similarities are undeniable, after all, not only in terms of appearance and mannerism but also the way you get instantly and irrevocably attached.

    Jacob Jensen should come with a warning sign, simple as that. And possibly also a manual.

    EDIT: 2014/09/21 - Added a bonus chapter

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    I’m not surprised that he and I got together as quickly as we did, but at times like this, I curse it. It would be easier if I thought he was allowed to die. But no one I care about is.

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    Six years ago, Jenny and Beth Parsons of Saginaw, Michigan, became Jenny and Beth Wilson of Nashua, New Hampshire. Jake Jensen kind of wanted them to stay there, but Jenny's husband had other ideas.

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    It had to be Stockholm Syndrome. Jensen was sure of it. There wasn’t any other reason as to why he’d survived so long without Cougar killing him.

    Or maybe it was less Stockholm Syndrome and more like one of those situations where a puppy follows you home and it’s just pathetic enough that you feed it.

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