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    Being surrounded by brand-new mattresses all day, everyday is really kind of fun. Jake Jensen doesn't need to relinquish his inner kid, he can bounce on the bed as often as he likes. So he does, much to his boss' chagrin.

    But what Jensen really wants is a bed-bounce partner. Cougar, his enigmatic colleague at Clay's bed store, is exactly the partner Jensen needs. But he's either oblivious or just awkward so Jensen is forced to be devious. Because he's cool that way.

    Language:
    English
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    5,067
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    250
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    Over eighty years have passed since the Disaster that ended civilization and covered the world in a permanent layer of snow and ice. Humanity survived, if only barely, and have since then managed to recover a little of what it once lost, building settlements and rediscovering technology and machines to help them in their struggle. Every settlement relies on technology for their survival and the Engineers are the ones tasked with maintaining and building it, but despite their importance the Engineers are a dying breed.

    Jake and his sister live under the constant threat of being kidnapped or enslaved for what they know and the skills they possess, so he has learned to be wary of strangers - Raiders in particular, who murder and steal without remorse. But all of that changes when he meets a Raider he can't quite find himself to hate. Cougar is different and causes a myriad of conflicting emotions that Jake would rather not feel to being with.

    But when it turns out that Cougar might be able to lead Jake to the key to humanity's continued survival he decides to embark on the biggest adventure of his life, trust issues be damned. It soon becomes obvious that it won't be an easy journey, for more than one reason.

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    English
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    102,781
    Chapters:
    15/17
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    133
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2121
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    Jensen & Cougar || Lovers On The Sun
    The Losers - Jensen and Cougar
    Song: Lovers On The Sun by Damien McFly

    Language:
    English
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    49
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    93
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    Xander doesn’t go as a generic soldier…he ends up going as a specific character from a specific comic series that’s being made into a movie. Then things get weird.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    198
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    Cougar has a surprise waiting for him after a mission.

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    English
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    1,370
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    123
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    jensen does the waltz.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    8
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    125
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    A collection of non-related short stories featuring the Losers. Some are cannon compliant, some are wildly AU. Some focus on one or more characters and some have the ensemble cast. Some might even end up crossovers. Some will be strictly gen, but many will probably feature Jensen and Cougar as a couple as they are my Losers OTP.

    Note: each story (or chapter) will have it's own heading and warnings. Please read them to prevent reading a story that might bother you. Also, this collection will have stories added to it randomly as they pop out of my brain.

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    16,839
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    540
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    clay sends the duo a package.

    Series
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    English
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    822
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    7
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    212
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    in bolivia, cougar finds a cat.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    8
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    184
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    the gang comes together for dinner, but jensen has no food. cougar to the rescue!

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    English
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    2,958
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    197
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    The first time they met they were both children but like recognizes like no matter the form

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    68,602
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    85
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    203
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    5542
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    lsd on day of the dead, in mexico. what could go wrong?

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    English
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    1/1
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    2
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    11
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    140
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    eight years later.

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    1/1
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    2
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    9
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    Jensen is acting even weirder than usual one night and does something completely out of character and maybe Cougar's okay with this new development.

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    English
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    1,155
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    657
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    Sometimes Jensen gets carried away when he's at his computer. Hours and days can pass without him realizing it. Sometimes he needs someone to take care of him, because he forgets to take care of himself.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,207
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    672
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    оранжевый сырный порошок, бронежилеты и деньги, переходящие из рук в руки. Еще один вечер, когда Лузеры смотрят кино.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    1,324
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    122
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    “Most of the moms on my soccer team have a crush on him. They keep trying to spill drinks on him to make him take his shirt off.” Jensen squawked and tumbled off the bed at this, his cheeks completely pink now. Cougar could just hear a mutter of “that explains so much” from under the bed. Cougar made a motion with his hand to Jewel, urging her to continue. He was surprised when she stopped twisting his hair, letting it fall from her hands, and gravity undid her work while she turned a very serious face to him instead.

    “Does he have a girlfriend? Or…or a boyfriend? When he is with you guys? He should have someone, but whenever I ask, he and mommy beginning to argue in some language I don’t understand and they never tell me. But he should have someone.”

    Or: When Jensen's niece tries asking Cougar about Jensen's love life, and Jensen has to explain to a 7 year old that there are questions she can't ask him without causing trouble. And Cougar realizes some things about his newest teammate while he has his hair braided.

    Language:
    English
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    3,811
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    984
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    Кугар наступает на неведомо что и превращается в кота. Очень неловко получается.

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    2,729
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    20
    Hits:
    165
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    Jake Jensen is the radio host for the Night Vale community radio and Cougar is the sniper sent to kill him, luckily Jensen's got a few tricks up his sleeve.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,614
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    429
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    Cougar didn’t mean to fall in love—but kind of like a stray cat that just won’t leave, or maybe a case of herpes—he's got it, and now it’s his.

    Or, it’s a fucked-up situation, but that doesn’t mean it’s not a love letter.

    Publication date reset to match posting of full (re-written) chapter

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    2,318
    Chapters:
    1/21
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1034

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