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    They gave him three rules that he was never to break, or at least Jensen thought there were three. He may have just stopped listening after the third. Of course, he was going to break them. They really should've seen that coming. Too bad Jensen didn't see it coming that following their lethal sniper into an abandoned warehouse in the middle of the night might end poorly.

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    As a gunman for hire, Cougar was paid to do a lot of things. Keep his head down, keep his guns clean, and never ask questions. It was one simple job, shoot the Russian, because he was supposed to kill a Russian for some reason, and it should have been easy. He shot the Russian, damn good shot if he did say so himself, but he hadn't planned on getting shot, finding his soul mate, or getting plunged head first into the garish scheme of things that the Chinese had planned for the rest of the world.

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    Jensen's not going to apologize. Vaguely implying that The Scientist was actually a murderous double biding his time to send them all through some nightmarish portal was nowhere near as bad as the things Steve Carlsburg said on average. But something hinky was going on in Night Vale, and it wasn't just the aliens trying to invade Radon Canyon.

    Or the Citizens of Night Vale would like Jensen to apologize before the weather destroyed their eardrums.

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    Jake's been out of the Army for six years, piecing his life back together after nearly dying in an incident he hates to talk about. He spends his days working in a quiet library, his nights consulting for a security firm, and any free time spoiling his ten year old niece.

    When Jake's niece starts taking self-defense classes, Jake is skeptical. When he meets her instructor, he is far from impressed by the stoic “Cougar”—if that's even his real name. When Jake gets into an altercation with that instructor, he can admit that he may have bitten off a bit more than he can chew. Cougar is well versed in the art of fighting, but that isn't the only thing he's excellent at. Getting under Jake's skin seems to be another specialty of his.

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    Cougar was settled into his Specialist team, resigned to border duty, when he and his teammates happen upon a runaway slave.

    Who turns out to be much more than that. Suddenly, Cougar is embroiled in the politics of the Nobles, swirling inter-territorial tensions, and intrigue, entirely by chance.

    Well. Chance, and following those blue, blue eyes.

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    Art: A Cougar and His Pride by AngeNoir, for the WIP Big Bang 2015.

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    A prequel to my poly fic, Dots

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    Jensen had finally looked up from the laptop he had been carrying around with him room to room to test out the wi-fi signal and he saw that Cougar was sitting on one of the ancient lounge chairs. Sitting in the chair. Wearing his hat. And nothing else.

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    Cougar's telepathic, but that doesn't mean he hears everything. Still, he can't believe he missed this.

    (They've both got a secret.)

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    After the repeal of DADT Jensen is only left in a worse position than before

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    Cougar is fine with being secretly in love with his best friend. For the most part it's easy to ignore the inconvenient feelings and just focus on the good things, but he can't deny that it would be a whole lot easier if Jensen wasn't so distractingly attractive.

    That shoulder-to-hip ratio alone is enough to drive anyone insane.

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    Рок вырубился и Дженсену пришлось тащить его ленивую жопу через пол-Афганистана.

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    He wasn't gonna kid himself; Cougar definitely had moves he'd never even dreamed up, and probably had figured out how to do them with his hat still on.

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    Cougar is the only one Jake trusts to see him like this, mind quiet and body weak. Vulnerable. Cougar understands the gravity of this trust, and he cares for Jake's body and mind while Jensen can't do so for himself. They've been at this a long time, and Cougar knows Jake's needs better than his own.

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    The first time she saw Cougar, Jess was instantly wary. He didn't seem like a very friendly person, and she was worried that Jake was getting in over his head — especially when she realized that her brother was stupidly in love with the man. But as she got to know Cougar, Jess had to admit that he might just be the right person for her baby brother after all.

    Seeing Cougar build a snowman in Jess' backyard and defend her daughter's honor in a snowball fight might also have something to do with it. Maybe.

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    Bits and pieces in the lives of Jensen, Peter, and Johnny Stark. Including new babies, first days, daddy-issues, teenage angst, and founding of souls.

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    Jake doesn't care that he hasn't met his soul mate yet. He hates that unmatched people can only see sepia tones and he's convinced brown is a boring color.

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    The Losers are a close knit team both on missions and at home. Jensen is their techie expert and he never stops talking. Clay chews smuggled Cuban cigars and flirts with volatile women. Roque collects knives and scares off wimps with his glowering. Pooch can fix and drive or fly just about anything and he’s devoted to Jolene. Cougar is their bad ass sniper who can make the impossible shot and is taciturn and loves chocolate. Oh, and in this story, she’s Carla not Carlos. Set before, during and after the events in the movie.

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    When Jake Jensen was first loaned to the Losers, Cougar took one look at him and the way he bounced around and figured the brass had sent them another green tech to slap the enthusiasm out of.

    Cougar has never been happier to be proven wrong.

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    Jensen just wants a to enjoy some chocolate covered popcorn in the wee hours of the morning. Is that really too much to ask?

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