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    eight years later.

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    Jensen is acting even weirder than usual one night and does something completely out of character and maybe Cougar's okay with this new development.

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    The first time they met they were both children but like recognizes like no matter the form

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    Over eighty years have passed since the Disaster that ended civilization and covered the world in a permanent layer of snow and ice. Humanity survived, if only barely, and have since then managed to recover a little of what it once lost, building settlements and rediscovering technology and machines to help them in their struggle. Every settlement relies on technology for their survival and the Engineers are the ones tasked with maintaining and building it, but despite their importance the Engineers are a dying breed.

    Jake and his sister live under the constant threat of being kidnapped or enslaved for what they know and the skills they possess, so he has learned to be wary of strangers - Raiders in particular, who murder and steal without remorse. But all of that changes when he meets a Raider he can't quite find himself to hate. Cougar is different and causes a myriad of conflicting emotions that Jake would rather not feel to being with.

    But when it turns out that Cougar might be able to lead Jake to the key to humanity's continued survival he decides to embark on the biggest adventure of his life, trust issues be damned. It soon becomes obvious that it won't be an easy journey, for more than one reason.

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    Sometimes Jensen gets carried away when he's at his computer. Hours and days can pass without him realizing it. Sometimes he needs someone to take care of him, because he forgets to take care of himself.

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    оранжевый сырный порошок, бронежилеты и деньги, переходящие из рук в руки. Еще один вечер, когда Лузеры смотрят кино.

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    “Most of the moms on my soccer team have a crush on him. They keep trying to spill drinks on him to make him take his shirt off.” Jensen squawked and tumbled off the bed at this, his cheeks completely pink now. Cougar could just hear a mutter of “that explains so much” from under the bed. Cougar made a motion with his hand to Jewel, urging her to continue. He was surprised when she stopped twisting his hair, letting it fall from her hands, and gravity undid her work while she turned a very serious face to him instead.

    “Does he have a girlfriend? Or…or a boyfriend? When he is with you guys? He should have someone, but whenever I ask, he and mommy beginning to argue in some language I don’t understand and they never tell me. But he should have someone.”

    Or: When Jensen's niece tries asking Cougar about Jensen's love life, and Jensen has to explain to a 7 year old that there are questions she can't ask him without causing trouble. And Cougar realizes some things about his newest teammate while he has his hair braided.

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    Кугар наступает на неведомо что и превращается в кота. Очень неловко получается.

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    Jake Jensen is the radio host for the Night Vale community radio and Cougar is the sniper sent to kill him, luckily Jensen's got a few tricks up his sleeve.

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    Cougar didn’t mean to fall in love—but kind of like a stray cat that just won’t leave, or maybe a case of herpes—he's got it, and now it’s his.

    Or, it’s a fucked-up situation, but that doesn’t mean it’s not a love letter.

    Publication date reset to match posting of full (re-written) chapter

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    Jensen was a smart guy and yes he’d made some dumb decisions…daily but his daily dumb decisions weren’t the result of lack of observation which was why he was currently hiding out on base.

    “They’re fucking haunted!”

    Pooch rolled his eyes and Roque didn’t even glance up from his new knife. Seriously, if Jensen had a fragile ego he would have thought that they didn’t care about him.

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    Forever is hard work.

    But it's worth it.

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    Cougar could feel Jensen’s gaze on him for the hundredth time.

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    Cougar doesn't like vampires. Cougar doesn't like the cold. When events conspire to land him with a hunt for a vamp during the middle of winter, Cougar is not impressed. Luckily he has Jensen to take his mind off the fact that being in a car for an all-night stakeout is sending his extremities numb.

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    Clay gets a hold of information about Jensen's past as a stripper ante-Army. There's a werewolf that likes to sell candy-flavored drugs to children and eat blonde strippers. Jensen hates them all.

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    When Jensen first joined the team, Cougar was unimpressed. Prequel to Jockstrap.

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    Cougar accidentally finds out Jensen gets aroused really easily. He gets curious.

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    When people tell you to be wary not to pick up strays they usually refer to puppies and kittens, not gangly, hyperactive seventeen-year-olds with bright blue eyes and infectious smiles, but Carlos thinks that they should. The similarities are undeniable, after all, not only in terms of appearance and mannerism but also the way you get instantly and irrevocably attached.

    Jacob Jensen should come with a warning sign, simple as that. And possibly also a manual.

    EDIT: 2014/09/21 - Added a bonus chapter

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    It had to be Stockholm Syndrome. Jensen was sure of it. There wasn’t any other reason as to why he’d survived so long without Cougar killing him.

    Or maybe it was less Stockholm Syndrome and more like one of those situations where a puppy follows you home and it’s just pathetic enough that you feed it.

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