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The Midnight Crew is raiding the Felt Mansion again, resulting in a war rife with time shenanigans between the two gangs. Each chapter follows a single character from the Felt and the Midnight Crew.
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A tale of Schrödinger's cat, what if as Lord English came to the post scratch trolls world he left his worlds most prized possession with the members of the Felt by accident, dooming them all to an assortment of cruel deaths, one after the other? Watch as the puppet moves hand to hand between the gang, leaving each a terrible curse to fall upon.
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“Foolish pawns of black, thou hast done a heinous act. For committing a crime of the highest degree. Demons! Demons! Shall you be! Souls ripped in half and sealed, locked tight. Thou shalt be horrors of the night! The only way to restore your souls, is to destroy your relics whole. Have no hope, little pawns of black, for there is no way you shall be turning back....”
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“... Jesus fuck Nitram, what the fuck happened to you?” Tavros gave him a bitter smile, placing his mug on a small, somewhat charred table. “We came, to the Zone, Karkat. It uh, changes everything, if you hadn't, realised already.” Karkat said nothing, and took a sip of his tea, almost grimacing at the bitterness.
Twelve Stalkers, who once went upon their divergent paths, have reconvened slowly when one of the missing members resurfaces alive and well (for some definition of the word). When a path to the fabled Pripyat comes to light, they will be forced to work together once more if they want to have any chance of standing against the brewing storm on the horizon. Pripyat holds many secrets, and there are those who would stop at nothing to obtain them.
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- Part 1 of Chernobylbound
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The Felt had finally pulled off a heist that had at first been a failure, but after weeks of planning and toil, became a success. They celebrated at a nearby bar, scaring off the common patrons and emptying the shelves of their booze. Everyone seemed to let loose on this night and even Crowbar and Snowman, who normally would be advising the mischief, sat calmly at a table simply laughing off the obnoxious behavior of their subordinates. Clover on the other hand did not have celebration on his mind.
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Clover gets a birthday present he'll never forget.
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Clover comes to terms with Quarters' disappearance, and everything else that follows.
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Three members of the Midnight Crew have been captured, with only Slick getting away. Snowman wants his head.
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Prompt:CLICHES
intermission high school AU. purple prose slashfic. mpreg (trollpreg?). pick a fandom cliche and write it. if you do a great job, you'll make me happy. if you do a terrible job you'll make badfic!lover anon happy. you can't fail! -
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Die feels a bit like dying right now, or maybe crawling into a hole and never coming out. This had seemed like exactly the sort of fantasy he wanted to act out, right up until this very moment when it was actually going to happen. It was one thing to think about being restrained and fucked, and something completely different to actually stand in front of all of his co-workers, naked, and terrified.
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“Your plans never work on their own. I always have to fix things you mess up, Slick!” He could feel his forehead heating up. There was no way this would end well for anyone. That didn't bother him as much as maybe it should have. He had some steam to work off too.
“Guys, Deuce isn't back here.” Boxcars was quiet, still likely suffering from the gunshots, but there was a subdued sort of panic in his voice. A strain that Droog didn't like.
If the way Slick went slack meant anything, their leader didn't like the tone or the news either.
Within a few seconds they started up again, took a sharp U-turn on the street, and headed back to The Felt's hideout.
Slick, for once, was silent. It wouldn't last, but it was a welcome relief from the incessant words he'd been spewing.
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Slick doesn't pull his punches, especially not the ones he's aiming at her. His right fist catches her jaw and sends her reeling back. Snowman keeps her feet under her, and when he tries to follow it up with a left to her stomach, she just steps to the side and backhands him as hard as she can. Slick falls to the ground, and the back of her hand stings like a bitch.
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Snowman was stuck in her room, pacing like a caged tiger. Even though she was no longer the queen of anything, she was still genetically a Queen. Normally, that affected her very little. The mansion wasn't exactly a hive the way Derse had been, but it did in a pinch, and the Felt weren't drones exactly the way that her teeming millions of citizens had been, but they were good enough that she could feel at ease. Except, as it turned out, they were drone-like enough to finally trigger her desire to mate.
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The Felt indulge Snowman by helping her roleplay one of her darker fantasies. It goes about as smoothly as can be expected when she's relying on a bunch of idiots to take something like this seriously.
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When faced with the prospect of finding your soulmate and discovering that he's only a little higher than your knee, most people would give into some sort of despair, or at least lament on how life has done them wrong. But it never occurs to Cans that he should be frustrated. After all, he's spent his life never belonging, always being the odd man out and the fellow who people stare at like he's about to do something awful to them (and then staring even more when he opens his mouth and proves that he's actually got a brilliant mind inside the body of a mindless goon). So falling for Clover isn't something worth despairing; it's something worth celebrating. Finally, someone else who understands.
Well. Usually understands.
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Clover’s having a good night, but since he gained his powers, they’ve all been good. After years and years of misery, girlfriends that never worked out, jobs that always fell out from under him, an endless train of misfortune that kept ploughing through his life at every opportunity, he’s finally getting his reward. Though there's still something he wants that he hasn't got yet, and might not ever get if the big lug keeps missing how Clover feels about him.
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- Part 1 of Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight
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A showdown in the desert between the Midnight Crew and the Felt over a cache of supplies ends up going horribly wrong when they encounter some of the native Alternia flora.
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What should be a regular interrogation with the Felt takes a nasty turn when they realize Slick isn't the man they thought he was.
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- Part 1 of Break
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Clover always has the best ideas.
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Now you're just waiting. You know he's okay. But it reminds you of something that hasn't happened yet, and that part, the thought of opening up his place and packing all his things into boxes, the thought of auctioning off his piano and weeping bitter tears of loneliness, that it the part that gets to you, all through his absence.