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    After being rejected by his best friend, Kyungsoo falls for the guy that just moved into the apartment next door. He feels lucky when he earns Byun Baekhyun's attention, except for the fact he's not as normal as he seems.

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    “I know that we have had… disagreements… of late, but I think that we should let things be, in honor of the holiday. Tanabata, after all, is a day for wishes.” Sojiro smiles, but there’s no humour in it. “To celebrate, I thought perhaps we should share a meal. It was a favourite dish of my grandfather’s, especially when disagreements such as this rose up. It never failed to make me realise the importance of the clan and my duty to it.”

    Hanzo hears the trap in the words, feels the noose drawing tighter, but he can’t see anything about the sushi before him that could inspire such feelings. His education has been thorough enough that he recognizes swordfish when he sees it, despite the relative rarity of it being served as tane, and as the only human offspring Sojiro has it would be less than prudent to poison him fatally.

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    “How long have I been here?” Will asked, but immediately waved off her answer, realizing it didn’t matter either way. “Look, my name is Will Graham – I don’t know what happened but you have to give my partner a call.”

    “I’ll get the doctor,” she told him, her voice trained to the mellow murmur just about all medical professionals used on omegas.

    Will opened his mouth to tell her that there was no need, that he felt fine, and if she would just listen, he could discharge himself and be out of her hair in thirty minutes flat. He grabbed the safety rails and forced himself to stand, though the motion made him a little dizzy. Something on his peripheral vision grabbed at him. The whiteboard strip above the hospital bed – W GRAHAM-LECTER, omega, male, B positive – struck him like a physical blow.

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    25/?
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    Franklyn learns of Hannibal's dangerous work in the FBI. He decides he must become his loyal protector. Even if Hannibal has no idea. Although his beloved Doctor seems to be spending to much time with a scruffy dangerous looking man. It worries Franklyn to no end.

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    ❝ We fight every night for something
    When the sun sets we're both the same
    Half in the shadows
    Half burned in flames ❞

    Kariera Sherlocka Holmesa zaczęła przybierać na sile, przynosząc mu sławę w całej Europie, a wkrótce również za oceanem. Jej kulminacyjny moment nastąpił, gdy wyśmienici agenci FBI musieli zwrócić się z pomocą do detektywa podczas dochodzenia najbardziej zagadkowej sprawy Rozpruwacza z Chesapeake.

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    1/?
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    After committing murder, Spencer finds herself imprisoned in...well.  Spoiler: It's kind of gay.

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    A night out with your roommates' sorority sounded like a good way to wind down from exams season, but your good intentions to keep from ruining someone's nice carpet have you end up in the middle of the forest. In the middle of the night. Very, very drunk.

    Good thing you found a random house to sidle up to and ask to use their phone. Less of a good thing that the skeleton monster that lives in it is only placated by your sloppy jokes.

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    Eventually going to culminate in a "Six Skeletons" sort of set-up, but you don't get off as easy by knowing Classic Sans first.

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    This story fills the big gap, left after the episode Fromage before Hannibal talks to Bedelia du Maurier.
    While suffering from the effects of a severe concussion, Hannibal becomes unconcious, waking up with no memory of his former life. Unable to remember who he was, what has happened and whom he can trust, Hannibal is dependent on Will, haunted by his own demons. Guilt and unsaid emotions quickly start to blur.

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    5/5
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    12
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    Podfic of Just Keep Shopping by thankyouforexisting

    Summary: Dana doesn’t say anything. Her lady boner for Alana must be pretty obvious. She clears her throat, “So, apart from buying suits, what is it that you do?”
    He smirks, and takes another sip of the foul liquid inside the ceramic cup, “I’m a psychologist, though I dabble in cooking from time to time.”
    Dana’s intrigued. She can, maybe, master a fried egg, “Really? What do you cook?”
    His grin widens, “Meat, mostly.”// Dana works at a suit shop. Hannibal is a client. There is a wedding.

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    "That guy looks so "Delicious"!"-Mabel
    "Mabel! shut up!"-Dipper
    (Basically still Gravity Falls but some of the human characters are ghouls)

    Dipper and Mabel are sent to Gravity Falls for safety. Mabel is proud of being who she is while Dipper believes he doesn't deserve to be near humans or even exist...But when he finds the journal, he finds mysteries just as strange as his family and himself...

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    2/?
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    While Will Graham is relaxing in his small apartment he receives a call from none other then Jack Crawford. That one fateful call turned his usually boring life upside down. When the local murderer around town seems to have taken an interest in you, there really is no better attention to receive then that of a local serial killer, The Ripper.

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    9/?
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    26
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    30
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    Of all the booths at the cultural exchange event, Kida finds her attention most drawn to the man cooking alone at the booth with the Lithuanian flag.

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    Hannibal tv season 1 music video. Somewhat crack. English subtitles included.

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    “I don’t wish to see you in pain.”

     

    “That's never stopped you before,” Will said, and Hannibal felt another part of him shatter because he of course he was right. But before he could leave the room and let Will be, he was stopped with a soft, “How long have you been in love with me?”

     

    Kintsugi: a Japanese method for repairing broken ceramics with a special lacquer mixed with gold, silver, or platinum.

     

    Or, how to bring the teacup back together.

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    Will Graham; just your average day werewolf is stuck between two men despite him not knowing it yet.

    The only thing that the adorable werewolf knows is that he has another werewolf on his hands with a small crush on him; Matthew Brown is the small bundle of joy's name.

    But the thing that Will doesn't know is that his psychologist and work partner; Hannibal Lecter a great, strong wendigo with a passion for the classical world- Loves him enough to break him.

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    Eddie Gluskin had always wanted two things, a wife and a child. Well, no one actually loves him enough to get married to him, unless it's rape. That's when he finds out about his child, Sara. Well, even though he's dead, she's not exactly alive either.

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    Instead of Garrett Jacob Hobbs the Minnesota Shrike, there exists a man named Stanley Kaye, dubbed the Psychic Psycho. Instead of young Abigail Hobbs falling victim to her father, the title has befallen Stanley Kaye's daughter, Holly. Will and Hannibal take a liking to her and the darkness they see within.

    Let's see how long she survives.

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    **THIS FIC IS BEING RE-WRITTEN SO ITS LESS CRACK AND MORE STORY ORIENTED AND I'M SORRY BUT THE RE RE-WRITTEN WILL NOT BE POSTED UNTIL I'M FINISHED IT OR I HAVE NO OTHER FICS ARE TAKING UP MY TIME** But feel free to read the crack that is the fic in its current form, and if your a fan of the crackiness my friend and I have a plan to right a fic with oneshots that are basically gonna be crack vids in word form.

     

     

    This is a backstory for original characters me and a friend of mine created.
    The plan is to finish writing this then to write another fic following the plot line of the anime as I'm too poor to afford all the manga ( with a few twists that may or may not be caused by our characters or Hide, Hide is ALWAYS up to something ). Now I am terrible at describing stuff so I will stop here before I confuse you and me.
    I can't write a summary for shit.

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    5/?
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    Jim, Spock, and Leonard crash land on an uncharted planet in an uncharted system but, hey, it could be worse.

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    At the end of every month a 'sacrifice' is need to appease the God that lived in the woods. This time the sacrifice is an unimpressed Will Graham.

    Hannictober-Day 30-Ritual

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