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    You are JANE CROCKER, and almost four years ago, the dozen of you in the room all played a game and won. Today is the day you play another game, of high stripping stakes and nudity and a good helping of titillation all round.

    You've been looking forward to this for a while now. If all goes to plan, the sexual shenanigans that take place today will be remembered for centuries to come.

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    Dave may have been unable to save them from Time, but you can, and you will

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    literally the god damn title.

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    It is human to live, and it is human to die. What does that make someone who never dies?

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    Roxy suggests a beach day for her two favourite girls with mixed results from both of them.

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    Roxy gets all the cute ladies.

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    The game was won ten years ago and John Egbert still isn't happy.

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    Your name is Rose Lalonde, and you make only one slight miscalculation during the time you spend in that doomed timeline: you aren’t completely consigned to oblivion. Some of your memories are picked up by the dream Rose of the alpha timeline, and that means that alpha Rose winds up with at least a little of your relationship to alcohol.

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    A telling of the mostly-untold-by-canon story of Rose's alcoholism and recovery in the retcon timeline.

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    Snow days are always the best.

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    Karkat gets a job at ‘Shrubs and Grubs Summer Adventure Camp’ AKA G.A.S.S.A.C as a junior counselor on account of his cousin, Kankri. He thinks this summer can’t get any worse than it already is until he gets paired up with super emotionless, stoic, douchebag, Dave Strider. But maybe Dave is more than just a stoic face and a pair of shades.

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    Dirk has a talk he probably should've had a long time ago.

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    another secret santa! this one is some strilonde family christmas + happy kids????

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    This is not a heartwarming story about motherhood.

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    Mother Lalonde was a woman with a disgusting amount of effortless class. She had the bruised eyes of depression and countless nights spent awake, and lips like tar and oil. Ashen skin, and she didn’t help it with her all black attire. Her earrings, heavy and large at the sides of her face, were bright pink and jade. The only spot of color to her figure.

    “I have a request,” she spoke, not giving Jane even the time to poise herself on her appointed chair.

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    Jake is just an ordinary boy whose life is turned upside down when his grandma's death opens him a whole new world.

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    I started writing this the day after the Homestuck credits were updated.

    A "John is sad and Gamzee is still with his abuser and that is unacceptable" fic.

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    Wrestling in the ectobiology lab should be an obviously bad idea, but John and Dave tend to overlook those types of bad ideas. Bad ideas make for bad mistakes, and sometimes bad mistakes give you big responsibilities. Like a baby, for instance.

    Alternately Titled: John and Dave Fuck up and Make a Baby Together

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    Roxy has a gift for her girlfriends

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    Everyone wants Jake English, you'd have to be dumb not to. He oozes charisma and charm, and he's got a cute face. His booty is a plus too. Problem is, Jake is oblivious to how charming he is, and just thinks everyone is being nice. Enter Dirk Strider, the childhood best friend with the biggest crush on Jake. Dirk is determined to be the one to win Jake's heart, and he's doing pretty good so far. He's able to chase off most of the competition except for one girl, and both she and Dirk are willing to do whatever it takes to get Jake. (Or alternatively, the one where almost everyone wants to bone Jake English, and two people are willing to work extra hard to get the chance.)

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    Music is defined as vocal or instrumental sounds (or both) combined in such a way as to produce beauty of form, harmony, and expression of emotion.
    The Sound of Silence takes place in a world where finding your sound is harder than you think, and sharing that sound with someone else is damn near impossible.

     

    An Aradia Megido/Jade Harley Homestuck Fanfiction written as a Musical. Enjoy.

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    Jane Crocker is one of Skaia City's finest private detectives, but nothing could prepare her for the mountain of a case Roxy Lalonde loops her into

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