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    You are JANE CROCKER, and almost four years ago, the dozen of you in the room all played a game and won. Today is the day you play another game, of high stripping stakes and nudity and a good helping of titillation all round.

    You've been looking forward to this for a while now. If all goes to plan, the sexual shenanigans that take place today will be remembered for centuries to come.

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    Chapters:
    38/?
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    96
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    8
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    3203
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    Eridan has fucked up multiple times after highschool and only has one person he can call a friend now. Dirk was forced to attend Skaia University and is the new roommate of an artistic, grumpy fish troll. Things are about to get interesting.

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    7,071
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    5
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    28
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    349
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    Your name is Detective Karkat Vantas and you're transferred to the White Collar Crimes division in Houston Texas where you find many old friends who are apparently now your new colleagues. They inform you of a douchefuck Hacker called Di-Stri, who works alongside another hacker that goes by Rox on the Rocks. They seem like assholes and you really don't want anything to do with them.

    Your name is Dirk Strider and the new detective on your case is hot as fuck.

    (specific porn chapters are in notes)

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    Chapters:
    17/?
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    16
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    260
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    Lyllani Arttana might be the last shapeshifter. Her session was doomed from the beginning. She doesn't know if any of the others who played are alive anymore. They split up to look through the realities for a place to call home long ago. The horrorterrors have been whispering in her ears for so long that she might actually go to them soon. But then she sees a meteor, and senses the life on it, and dares to hope.

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    54,684
    Chapters:
    45/?
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    863
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    "You know what I'm looking forwards to the most, Carter?" He asks.

    "No, what?" You ask back.

    "Not having lived the same damn year three times over," he smiles, a rare, genuine one. "Sure, I've lived it in different places, and gone to different places... but I don't know what's coming next after today and I'm EXCITED."

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    185,714
    Chapters:
    43/?
    Comments:
    488
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1478
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    It’s not Human Valentine’s Day, but Terezi can’t keep a suspicious idea off of her mind that Aradia has planned something.

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    1/1
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    2
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    9
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    1
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    56
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    Kanaya loves Rose with all her heart. She'd do anything for her. So when she learns that today is a human holiday called Valentines where lovers prove themselves in the form of romantic gifts. But every shop is sold out! Is Kanaya too late, or is there still a chance at scraping together a romantic Valentine's miracle?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    5
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    1
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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

    Series
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    English
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    447,320
    Chapters:
    35/?
    Comments:
    1915
    Kudos:
    1890
    Bookmarks:
    253
    Hits:
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    Jake tries to deal with what happened in the game.

    Series
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    English
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    935
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    34
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    Crocker Magitech is among the foremost developers of innovative magic and technology for the modern home, and the team of Crocker, Lalonde, and Strider are among the most important cogs in their clockwork machine. After a long dry spell without new projects to work on, Jane hits it big with a grand new discovery: a remote island out in the South Pacific that’s teeming with lost majyyks to rediscover.

    What the team finds out there is far more than their next big break: a lost settlement, a forgotten god, strange arcane flora, and a friendly boy living in the lake. Not even the combined knowledge of the team can prepare them for their expedition to this strange, hidden island.

    Magic, sex, and mayhem ensue.

    (Arc: “I have no idea how to elevator pitch this story, the concept is so *weird*. HEY Y’ALL, THREE DISILLUSIONED FRIENDS GO TO SOUTHERN PACIFIC SEX ISLAND AND HAVE CONVOLUTED SEXY MAGICAL ADVENTURES.”
    City: “Make that the exact line right there in the fic summary. Draw people in with what they didn’t know they wanted.”)

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    149,834
    Chapters:
    21/24
    Comments:
    616
    Kudos:
    1251
    Bookmarks:
    160
    Hits:
    18526
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    Magic isn't real. Every troll knows this. You can't say funny words and make things happen. Draw funny symbols in blood and change the nature of the canvas. Just stories lusii tell their charges so that reality doesn't seem so unrelentingly harsh.

    Because, if magic was real, if there was an entire caste that could use it, wouldn't history have gone down differently?

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    13,965
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    648
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    Roxy and Dirk are foster kids in a bad situation until they aren't. But then they have to go and learn how to be part of a family, which is a lot easier said than done.

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    9,363
    Chapters:
    2/31
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    396
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    Words:
    296
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
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    75
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    Winning the game didn't make everything all right, not by a long shot. Honestly, they should have seen it coming, a sadistic and cruel game like sburb/Sgrub wouldn't let them achieve happiness after victory. Now they all find themselves broken in more ways than one, stuck in a place where they're sanity is brought into question by everyone but themselves. Which has lead all of them journeying down the rabbit hole of insanity together, and they're not sure they'll ever crawl out of it once they reach the bottom. Not to mention people are getting murdered, and it isn't any of the usual suspects this time.

    Or

    In which all players find themselves in an asylumstuck/humanstuck AU, where there is a murderer on the loose, a team of FBI profilers that were sent to catch said murderer, they're not considers sane by pretty much everyone, no one seems to be interested in giving all these traumatized kids the help they need, and they are all forced to sort out their issues themselves.

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    English
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    322
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    108
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    A large group of internet friends from across the group. Some of them might have a criminal record. Several of them have relationships that, if fully realized, could lead to an explosive reaction as destructive as several bombs going off. None of them have very long fuses.

    They're all going to meet up over winter break.

    Vriska and Terezi have a past, with an uncomfortably high body count.
    Dave and Karkat seem to have made it a life's mission to get on each other's nerves.
    Rose and Kanaya get along great online, but will they be able to translate their chemistry from words into actions?
    Roxy and Jane want to save Calliope from her abusive brother, but they don't know just how dangerous her family is.
    Dirk and Jake, aka two teenaged boys who probably couldn't communicate their true feelings to save their lives.
    But don't worry. They've totally got this situation under control.

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    English
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    8,328
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    322
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    Comprises free will section ==> Be Meenah in chapter 34 of MC Escher

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    1/1
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    14
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    116
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    Neighbors are weird order weird things and have them sent to your door!

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    773
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    Dave may have been unable to save them from Time, but you can, and you will

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    1,328
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    129
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    Calliope lives a simple life. It's not great, but it's safe and quiet, and she has plenty of time to draw. But things change forever when a giant golden ship arrives from somewhere deep in space, piloted by a group of beings called godtiers. At first Callie is thrilled; real life superheroes! But dangerous monsters pursue the heroes, threatening them and the world they've come to. And to complicate matters, Calliope is starting to fall in love with one of these heroes. . . but surely it's impossible for her to ever be loved back?

    A tale of intrigue, murder, love, and glow-in-the-dark silly string.

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    English
    Words:
    1,869
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    5
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    30
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    A High School Human AU where John is a quarterback for the football team, and Tavros is...Tavros.

    I had to.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,498
    Chapters:
    30/30
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    567

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