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    Mr. Crocker raises an eyebrow. “Young man, are you suggesting we blackmail Batman?” he demands.

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    English
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    128,864
    Chapters:
    47/?
    Comments:
    470
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    638
    Bookmarks:
    106
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    “Ugh, fucking fine!” Karkat relented. “I will join this fruity rumpus asshole factory of a pirate ship if you all insist, but I won't be happy about it.”

    “Wouldn’t dream of it man,” Dave with a grin. “Glad to have you onboard.”

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    English
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    15,821
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    355
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    The dead trolls, Davesprite, Hal and the dead Vriska killed by Terezi are all alive again. And human. While the winners of the game are well into their new lives on Earth C, everyone else was thrown into yet another Sburb session. The Gamma universe, to be exact, with the aid of Davesprite's mostly intact memory and the also alive again dancestors, there mission is to come out with all of them alive this time

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    English
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    20,770
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    577
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    Voice clipped in urgency, beckoning a boy who was away. Not here in your domain. Hand not able to caress that soft, supple, and pink flesh that stretched taut over his facial structure as gaunt as it was from his inadequate care of keeping up his physique. Never taught properly was he, and you wish he were here. You’d fatten that boy up. Give him the delicacies of life. Meat and candy all to one’s desire. Sweets, cakes, and pies.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    49
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    He always comes into the café, looking curious and happy, like a child at a new toy store. Dirk always rushes to take his order, his heart beating fast in his chest as the other male spoke in a lovely and foreign accent. He'd never talked to him in any other way, far too awkward, however; when his best friend, Roxy, gets the beautiful boys pester and hosts a killer party, who knows how things will go?

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    English
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    15,124
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    215
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    Jake English wakes up to a blurred mental state and two (literal) alien voices textually yelling at him on a wrist-bound screen he can't seem to take off.

    It beeps.

    That probably isn't a good sign.

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    English
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    3,662
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    223
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    Real Men Wear Tights AU

    Dave is mute and his best friend is missing. And if you don't think that's bad, his brothers are jerks and one of them can guess what he's thinking. So, the youngest, palest Strider goes out to the middle of the ocean to find his friend with his brother, a half dog, and his brother's... something.

    Language:
    English
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    37,823
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    939
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    When Jake is still young, he falls in love with his childhood best friend, Dirk.
    When Jake founds out that Dirk's leaving, he promises himself that he won't fall in love with any other person but Dirk.
    When Jake meets Dirk again after so many years, he keeps his promise and falls in love with Dirk all over again.
    When Jake sees Dirk's bruises and scars inflicted by his abusive boyfriend, he falls in love even more.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,233
    Chapters:
    12/14
    Comments:
    81
    Kudos:
    188
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1771
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    Featuring two incredibly awkward men in an incredibly self indulgent domestic setting. A birthday gift for a good friend!!! I hope you like it!

    Language:
    English
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    7,317
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    210
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    The Heir Of Breath's adventure truly starts after the credits where he must listen to the Heart and the Mind.

    A little something I've been thinking about since the credits and I've finally given up and started writing it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    68,302
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    917
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    English
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    1,459,232
    Chapters:
    30/?
    Comments:
    1268
    Kudos:
    1637
    Bookmarks:
    288
    Hits:
    90393
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    Scrapping in space and staying a step or two ahead of the law, the kids and their guardians find an old derelict floating near the Fringe of Alternian space. What they find inside will challenge their troll business-partners in ways that they could never imagine. (Containing one deranged no longer empress, clones, space opera, multiple non-embodied intelligences, biowire, and lots and lots of bodies!)

    Language:
    English
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    8,712
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    100
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    Roxy and Dirk are two teens that have been trying to make the best of a tough situation. When a kind social worker discovers some relatives willing to take them in, Roxy and Dirk agree to try and make it work.

    The Strider-Lalondes are odd but they mean well. They want to protect their two newfound siblings from any more harm (which is infinitely harder than it sounds) and try and raise them right (which is much easier).

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    165,695
    Chapters:
    66/?
    Comments:
    751
    Kudos:
    503
    Bookmarks:
    55
    Hits:
    7978
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    72 hours. He had that number ingrained into his head ever since the nurse doing his intake mentioned it. If he played his cards right, he could be out of this place in 72 hours, and never have to come here again.

    A lot can happen in 72 hours.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,879
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    312
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    HA7R:VEM is the rewriting of Homestuck's Act 7, giving the opportunity to develop the characters more satisfyingly through extra dialogue, and to expand upon the ending of the story for the sake of clarity (in a not totally canon-compliant way). Join me, our story's new narrator, as we watch the kids we've grown to love and the villains we've grown to love to hate (or just downright despise) duke it out once and for all on the stage of a collapsing Paradox Space. With more dialogue, fan theories, and meta -analysis than you can shake a stick at as the script, flashy super powers as our lighting, linked HS Bandcamp tracks as the score, and my voice as the sound, allow me to tell you about how our favourite protagonists of our favourite story defend all of reality, find themselves, answer the Ultimate Riddle, and FINALLY claim the Ultimate Reward we have watched them fight for for seven years.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,710
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    861
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    A month after winning, Jake English is having dreams. He's having dreams of his island, but it's different in ways he can't seem to place, and he's different in ways he can't seem to place. He's himself, but he's not himself, and he doesn't understand how both of those things can be true at the same time.

    And all he wants is just to talk to Dirk Strider.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    45,498
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    142
    Kudos:
    381
    Bookmarks:
    71
    Hits:
    4840
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    sometimes the nightmares are about real things. sometimes they are about things that's aren't. sometimes they blend truth and untruth until you can't remember what happened and what didn't. these categories are all equally bad.

    somehow, together, you make it manageable.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,371
    Chapters:
    4/5
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    650
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    She was never meant to live. She was never meant to God Tier, or kill Caliborn, or find victory in the color red. But she survived anyway, and wasn't that hilarious?

    Calliope reflects as she dies, as all good things must.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    188
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    16
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    It started on a day like any others. To be fair, you didn't even think it was going to be anything more than a normal cold. People don't think of zebras when they hear hooves. But in hindsight you should've. the symptoms were all there, your lungs felt heavy and every time you coughed it seemed like you had something stuck in your throat. Nobody asked and you didn't think better.

    Language:
    English
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    1,154
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    65
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    This is a detective noir AU written from Jane's perspective set in a city resembling a 1920's earth metropolis that is gripped tightly in the green hand of the infamous mobster boss Mr. English and his 'family' of criminals. Jane Crocker runs a private investigations agency and is hired by a gorgeous woman (Roxy) to locate a missing friend (Calliope) in a case that will bring them all closer together and deep into the seedy underbelly of the crime world. More characters will be introduced as the story progress and no aliens were humanized in the making of this fic.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,696
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    31

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