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    Just something I've been thinking about. I might do more later. I'm not really sure. I go through ships like phases.

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    This is right before the Empress comes, where Hussie left us with Gamzee, Terezi, Karkat, and Kanaya.

    He hadn't wanted this, he wished they could just hug it out, but not with what's been happening, not with what this asshole's been doing.

    Where two ex moirails come to blows while finally getting out their feelings and tensions about one another and what's been happening.

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    GODDAMN do you hate this place, these weirdly-colored hornless people who move through the streets in overwhelming swarms with their constant suspicious glares, the endless disturbing roar of vehicles on the streets outside and in the sky, that hideous and malicious sun, but you don't hate any of it as much as you hate yourself for talking yourself into this mess to begin with.

    That's you right there, Karkat motherfucking Vantas, eternal master of making astonishingly bad decisions that he can't do anything about but regret and then brood over endlessly, and you think you probably would have slit your own throat with one of your sickles long before the entire quarter of a sweep you've managed to stand being stranded here if not for the presence of the troll who's abruptly and gently knocking on your door.

    (This is a fic focused primarily on Karkat Vantas but involving a whole lot of other characters and pairings, as well as chapters from many other POVs. It's set in a Trolls On Earth style AU that's pretty detailed. Concupiscent and conciliatory porn present but not the focus of the work. A lot more pale porn than other kinds, though.)

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    Cronus makes one crude comment too many, and Porrim decides she's had enough. It's time for her to put him in his place.

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    "Why do my dates go so wroooong!" John moaned, flopping onto the end of Dave's bed. Dave's eyebrows had sky-rocketed, lost in his hairline forever. "It'd be nice if I could have one date, you know?"

    Dave knew. And Dave said nothing.

    -- tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 7:45am --

    TT: Would I be correct in saying John's 'friend'ship isn't exactly what you want?
    TG: no
    TG: maybe
    TG: shut up rose

    ~

    John finds it hard to date. Dave finds love confessions hard. But when John's birthday rolls around, and Dave is having trouble finding a present - he comes up with a great idea that maybe doesn't benefit him at all. In the slightest. John will be happy, and Dave will be miserable, but as long as he likes his present, why does it matter?

    Typical college kids doing typical college things. Dating, cute boys being adorable and a lot of heartache in between. The one that actually doesn't have DaveJohn in the way you're hoping.

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    You hate Seiya Kou. You've hated her the moment you walked in on her flirting with Michiru. You hated her as she left the room, and you could feel the hate grow worse every time you saw her. She was everywhere. On posters, on magazines, on the radio, and even at your school. She was great at sports, singing, and everyone loved her. It was ridiculous and infuriating.

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    Popular amongst humans and trolls alike, the show Guardians of Earth is being translated into Alternian. Dirk and Karkat strongly disagree about how their favorite ship (Dad/Alpha Dave) will be interpreted in the official dub.

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    An Orphan Black Homestuck AU where all of the clones are trolls. Drabbles, planning to write pre- and during SGRUB session. Ratings vary from chapter to chapter, as do warnings.

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    Nepeta is playing happily with some red yarn she found. But her play time is about to run out as she hears the Honking getting closer.

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    A garage band? With you? It sounds like a hoax or a set-up or a dream.  Maybe it’s all three. But...you’d be a fool to pass up this opportunity, just in case you’re in a reality that would allow something so nice to happen to someone like you.

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    The question: What if Mindfang had arrived in time to save Dolorosa from Dualscar's wrath? "Beautiful Jewel" ends much differently now... and the entire Ancestor universe unfolds in unexpected ways!

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    In Which A Large Rock Bearing A Laboratory, Several Young Trolls And Two Aliens Appears In The Flight Path Of An Unconventional Threshecutioner Crew Ship Whereupon The Crew Discover That The Trolls Are Alternate Versions Of Their Hatchmates, Including One Resentful And Also Rude Copy Of The Threshecutioner Captain Himself.

    Contains One Instance Of Caliginous Selfcest With Hemospectrum And Age Differences.

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    This may or may not become a story, but for now it's a one-shot about Cronus being a vampire with an incubus roommate Kankri who hasn't fed in a month.
    Shenanigans ensue.
    All of the shenanigans.

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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    All my written fills for the seventh bonus round of the 2014 HSWC. Some of these go into potentially upsetting topics, but relevant warnings for each of the stories are listed in the notes at the beginning of each chapter.

    These fills were written as remixes of other people's fills for previous rounds of HSWC. Links to the original inspirations will be included in chapter notes.

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    Originally titled "Rageclock Me In The Douchesmirk Plz" back when it was nothing more than a paragraph on my wordpad doc.

    You're Dave Strider, and annoying Karkat Vantas has become a sort of obsession bordering on fetishistic.
    You should probably cool it a little, but addiction is a powerful thing.

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    Remember when Vriska forced Karkat to go Flarping with her after he lost a bet? For HSWC Bonus Round 1. A response to a prompt by crispychocolate.

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    Relationships have been tagged. I will try to get to each relationship ((I SHIP IT ALLLLL))) but I don't know how many more chapters I will be getting up to....so yeah. To sum it up:

    In an au where there is no game but there are trolls and the whole troll stuff....yeah idk....Karkat had been discussing with the humans about taking a trip. Rose, being all therapist and shit, agreed and arranged for them to stay at a small beachside resort away from everything but with a bunch of shit to do. They left Karkat in charge of the whole organizing stuff. What else.....the whole gang is goin'......no ancestors....okay maybe just hints....

    #Triggers: Quadrants, hints of caliginous romance between Gamzee and Dave, hints of flushed romance, flushed romance, pale romance, beaches, swearing, crude jokes, crude jestures, maybe some undercover couple twister in later chapters

    This all depends on motivation....if people like it enough i might continue....please leave criticism and comments and if you want ideas (i will give credit for any idea used)).

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    Dave Strider faces his 13th birthday, and in a world where life ends at 13 and progresses as a mutilated undead monster, it's not surprising that he is terrified. Luckily for him his few remaining friends are much more proactive about ducking their collective horrifying fates, and before he knows it he is on the run with a handful of hopeless rebels. Now if they die they will at least have gone out kicking and screaming.
    Dave's luck seems to change when the group meets two other untransmutated trolls. Together, the group sets to work finding a cure for the effects of Transmutation, but with an army of monsters, old friends and foes and the Imperial Condesce herself looking for them, how much longer can they survive?

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    He grins and kisses you, all teeth and forked tongue, before you can say anything and pushes you against the back rim of the ‘coon. You sort of yelp a little, at least until he gets those wicked hands around your thoracic gills, then you’re moaning into the kiss and grabbing his shirt.

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