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    In the new era of the Alternian Empire, the ninth solar sweep of the Good Queen's reign, Karkat Vantas acquires a human slave.

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    The question: What if Mindfang had arrived in time to save Dolorosa from Dualscar's wrath? "Beautiful Jewel" ends much differently now... and the entire Ancestor universe unfolds in unexpected ways!

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    The auspistice of a kismessisitude as fiery as the one between Terezi and Vriska needs to be tough, strict and not afraid to be cruel to be kind. It's a good thing they've got Jade, for them and the world.

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    You are having an actual decent restful day of sleep at Sollux's hive, which is enough of a novelty that you are determined to enjoy it. He usually either keeps you awake on purpose, probably because he gets off on being a jerk, or he passes out and you spend the day dealing with the fact that he's made entirely of sharp angles, which is just fucking fantastic. It took you an embarrassingly long time to realize that wait, his recuperacoon has two halves, because he has a fetish for an actual goddamn number. Whatever. Even if you're the biggest moron ever hatched for taking so long to realize, and even if it's ridiculous to be sleeping within arms reach of each other without actually sleeping together, this is going to be the best day you've ever spent at his place.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas and you have to deal with a lot of shit. But this just takes the cake, I mean how many of you have had to hide your best friend from the cops? Yeah, I thought so. Shit heads.
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    Your name is Tavros Nitram and being a paraplegic sucks donkey ass. But it get's a little bit better when you next door neighbour helps you through it. Oh and you think you're sporting a crush on the guy.
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    Your name is Gamzee Makara and TH/e) vO(!CEs) (W)on%'T) SH(uT U/p.

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    Als0 Kn0wn As: A Ridicul0us H0m3s=uck Fanfic=i0n I D3cid3d W0uld B3 My Firs= 0n3 0n A03
    Pr3==y much, b3caus3 fanfic=i0n, all pl0= g03s =0 h3ll & l3av3s a bundl3 0f c0nfusi0n and drama in i='s wak3
    Wan= a b3==3r summary?????????????
    W3ll, sur3!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    L0L N0P3!!!!!!!!!!!!! X3

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    Dave is confused.

    Why does Karkat hate him so much?

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    In which everyone is hurting, relationships don't get any easier, towns aren't built in a night, and trolls take a page from human romance.

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    Upon investigating an abandoned mining colony Tavros and Vriska find themselves trapped inside a mine shaft. They are not alone, something or someone is following them and as they travel further and further in search of industrial cutting tools to cut their way out of the cave they keep encountering the same word over and over. CALIBORN.

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    "Why do my dates go so wroooong!" John moaned, flopping onto the end of Dave's bed. Dave's eyebrows had sky-rocketed, lost in his hairline forever. "It'd be nice if I could have one date, you know?"

    Dave knew. And Dave said nothing.

    -- tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 7:45am --

    TT: Would I be correct in saying John's 'friend'ship isn't exactly what you want?
    TG: no
    TG: maybe
    TG: shut up rose

    ~

    John finds it hard to date. Dave finds love confessions hard. But when John's birthday rolls around, and Dave is having trouble finding a present - he comes up with a great idea that maybe doesn't benefit him at all. In the slightest. John will be happy, and Dave will be miserable, but as long as he likes his present, why does it matter?

    Typical college kids doing typical college things. Dating, cute boys being adorable and a lot of heartache in between. The one that actually doesn't have DaveJohn in the way you're hoping.

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    When Karkat Vantas meets Dave Strider on the first day of school, he hates him almost immediately, but as he gets to know Strider better he realises that his hate may not be platonic.....

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    alternian titles man

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    All my written fills for the fifth bonus round of the 2014 HSWC. Some of these go into potentially upsetting topics, but relevant warnings for each of the stories are listed in the notes at the beginning of each chapter.

    These prompts took the form of quotes, both real and fake, attributed to real people, fictional sources, or song lyrics.

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    Life really isn't as simple as some might pretend. From kleptomania to prostitution to getting high, the beta and alpha trolls are just trying to get by in this unforgiving world.

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    Karkat Vantas is deeply in hate with himself.

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    You want to live on Karkat Vantas' plush rump. Or die on it. You would fucking drown yourself in your fucking best friend's sweet, criminally curvaceous glutes.

    (First, though, you're going to find both Striders and shove their noses into the club's dirty, spilled-soporifics-sticky floor, because your expanded rump-related vocabulary has to be due to their horrible influence.

    And then you'll smother yourself with Karkat's glutes.)

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    Or: a fic about Karkat's ass.

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    ==> Present Sollux: You know what you have to do.

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    Dave and John are ready to start a new day at college - but hiding a relationship from your platonic soulmate is always difficult when sharing a dorm room. Especially if it's with the angriest troll to ever walk the earth.

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    He’s kneeling down between your legs, and the amount of undivided attention being focused on you at this very second makes you want to fidget, makes you want to say ‘relax, bro,’ anything to break the tension. You hold your breath and don’t say a word.

    These are my overtly sexual fills for the 2014 Homestuck Shipping World Cup. My G-T pieces for the bonus rounds are in their own posts, but all my bonus round fills that get too explicit for those stories are going to be posted here. Again, relevant warnings will be posted at the beginning of each chapter.

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    6/?
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    "Cause I don't wanna fight no more. Even when the waves get rough. I don't wanna see the day we say we've had enough. And I don't wanna fight this war. Bullets coming off our lips. But we stick to our guns and we love like battleships."
    A new era has fallen upon Albion and its new brand of Heroes. John is at the center of it all with a troll whose come along to finally fill the emptiness in his heart, even if he doesn't quite realize it at first. He falls through the strange quadrants of trolls before landing ass backwards right where he wanted to be all along.

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    53,032
    Chapters:
    7/?
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    42
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    10
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