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    ==>KARKAT: Feel inferior.
    Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you don't do inferior. You are the THRESHECUTIONER CONSORT and a LIMEBLOOD, so all in all, you have nothing much to complain about.

    ==>OTHER KARKAT: Feel inferior.
    Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and your perfect self just walked into the room. You would feel inferior but right now you might need to STRIFE.

    In Which A Large Rock Bearing A Laboratory, Several Young Trolls And Two Aliens Appears In The Flight Path Of An Unconventional Threshecutioner Crew Ship Whereupon The Crew Discover That The Trolls Are Alternate Versions Of Their Hatchmates, Including One Resentful And Also Rude Copy Of The Threshecutioner Captain Himself.

    Underage for meteor trolls and kids being about 8 sweeps (17.3 years) and Other Karkat being 11.5 sweeps (about 25 years).

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    The game has been beaten. Lord English has been slain. Many have died because of Sburb. But life goes on. A new universe has been created for all the players, everywhere. Even some who never played live there. But this isn't about them.

    John Egbert and Karkat Vantas live together there, as well. John goes to University. Karkat works as a mechanic.

    Only one question remains: What now?

    (I will add more tags/warnings/characters/relationships/ect. if/when they apply. Also, when I write John, he tends to come out as the male version of "Mary Sue".)

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    Love is a confusing thing, especially when you add trolls into the mix. Dave Strider is about to learn this the hard way.

    Note: This is getting updated slower thanks to my new fic and series, both also homestuck. Check them out. ;)

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    11/?
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    Oh my. Don't use your powwers, cheater. (My first fanfic!!! :D)

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    The question: What if Mindfang had arrived in time to save Dolorosa from Dualscar's wrath? "Beautiful Jewel" ends much differently now... and the entire Ancestor universe unfolds in unexpected ways!

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    A story in which quadrants flip so quickly, they aren't even given chance to brown on each side. Karkat's infatuation with a certain female troll is overwhelming. Unfortunately, she's dating his roomate, Dave fucking Strider. Dave and Terezi are a happy couple, meanwhile, Karkat is racking his brain to find a way to capture Terezi's heart. Dave and Karkat's relationship continues to flail: kisses are exchanged and later denied, shitty romance movies are watched, and sexual tension is wafting through their entire apartment. But Dave, even being the player he is, is faithful only to Terezi. Karkat too, has eyes only for her and this leads him to loss of many other relationships, though she will never be his, because she is suddenly diagnosed with cancer. A blend of passion, hatred, romance, discomfort, and suicidal thoughts blossoms from Terezi's grave as Dave and Karkat spiral down into a pit of despair with only each other to hold on to. How will these two cope when the love of their life is gone? Will they ever find love, or is a passionate hatred the only path they can ever walk down after such tragedy? Eventual Davekat ending, as well as hinted or brief Davekat scattered throughout.

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    And together, we'll paint the dark skies with a new sunrise.

     

    { dirkroxy drabble collection }

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    1N WH1CH 4 C3RT41N NUBBY TROLL 4ND HUM4N COOLK1D F1N4LLY STOP B34T1NG 4ROUND TH3 BUSH >:]

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    Ciirst wakes up from a daymare and knows that tonight will be horrible. When her matesprit flips quadrants and leaves her, and she cant contact her Moirail, she may have to turn to her Kismesis for an unexpected source of comfort.

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    John Egbert is just a regular boy who lives a perfectly regular (boring) life. He lives with a doting father and goes to a public high school. A nerd, a social outcast, mostly ignored by his peers, the majority of his friends are all online. Normal... just all normal... Until his 17th birthday. John comes into a strange and unique inheritance that throws his world and everything he knew about it into a loop, and all he can do is try to hold on and remain who he is. And the strange part is that no one else is surprised.

    Rating will be bumped up in later chapters.

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    Rose is grimdark again and Kanayas not here to calm her down. Vriska volunteers but ends up getting a lot more than she asked for.

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    After the game, the trolls and cherubs are randomly assigned to one of the four households back on Earth. With hard feelings everywhere, and a new planet where humans and trolls co-exist to explore, where do the villains fit in? Caliborn, who mourns his lost opportunity to become Lord English. Aranea Serket, who has to ask herself if she was actually trying to help, or just help herself. Damara Megido, who appears to hate everyone who tries to open up to her. Kurloz Makara, who is still willing to follow his false deities to the grave, dragging his quadrants down with him. And Gamzee Makara, who in all his capricious clown foolery, still remains a mystery, even to the ones who used to (and perhaps still do) love him.

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    Her name is Desixe Byrone, the only one of her kind. Her black blood puts her at the top and at the bottom of the hemospectrum. She's known for her lethal nature and her stunning beauty (if you can spot her in the shadows).

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    Stuck-up pricks, lisping set guys, wordy siblings, annoying girlfriends... and to top it all off the most adorable, blue-eyed director ever.
    Too bad he's taken, your big bro's best friend, and a good five years older than you.
    Yup.
    You're Dirk Strider and your holiday just got a lot more complicated.

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    You’re used to all-bark-and-no-bite Vantas, blustering blowhole with nothing to back it up Vantas. This Vantas, the one who looks at you like he wants to eat you alive and chew you into little pieces and dig into your bones with his fangs and spit you out when he’s done, surges up to meet you, mashing his mouth on your lips in an uncoordinated assault of spit and teeth.

    Your dick hurts.

    [Backstory for To by Too.]

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    • Part 3 of 2x2
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    “Pitchbrother,” He whispers against the thin, membranial shell of your earfin, and your gills furl outwards as you exhale.

    You fear him, but that's okay, because honest to Gl'bgolyb, he owns you, and you love it.

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    Karkat is a near professional biker, and Dave asks for lessons.

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    Relationships are hard. Being a teenager is hard. And conrolling hormones is damn near impossible when you cant get away from thirteen other people in the same situation.

    Contains much pornography, many surprising relationship developments, many more unsurprising relationship developments, and some more porn. Canon-typical levels of violence and murder. Assume canon up until the end of act 5. Please, also assume that every chapter Eridan is in might squick you out.

    Chapters are titled with whichever character's POV they are written in however I like. Chapters are somewhat nonlinear.

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    Equius and Terezi begin chatting and quickly discover that they really don't like each other.

    A crackship chronicle

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    An alternate universe where trolls actually made it to our universe. Humans grew up on troll romance, trolls learned all things human. Male humans can reproduce with each other, through help, as can human females. Trolls mate as a human would, having abandoned filial pails. Feferi is the Condesce. Aradia is godtier, not a robot. Everyone who played Sgrub/Sburb is godtier. Sburb never destroyed Earth when the kids played. Alpha kids live in the same timeline as beta kids.

    Basically anything not canon I'm playing around with because I wanted to experiment a little. For the purpose of the AU, neither Dave nor Dirk are Bro, and neither Rose nor Roxy are Mom. Jake and Jade are both raised by Bec. Chapter names are associated with an aspect or class I feel fits the chapter (or a significant aspect of the chapter) best.

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