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    "SO, DIRK........ I WANT TO PLAY A GAME."

    When the final battle against Lord English is lost, Caliborn offers Dirk a chance to prolong everyone's existence. A task so daunting he has to team up with the Leijons to do it.

    He has to ship everyone.

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    2/?
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    “such an eager fucker today, aren’t ya?” He grins, seeing the demon is already hard. “Don’t worry, still ain’t even thinking about going easy on you Kurloz. Now tell me, do you want me to fuck that pretty little ass of yours? Or would you prefer that I bend over and spread for you?”

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    This is a reconstruction of an old au of mine. The story will be written as a script for a play. Where the story leads is up to the audience. At the end of each chapter, there will be an open-ended question that can be answered in the comment section. I will chose one response via the random list generator, and write the next chapter using said response as a guide.

    The story is as it says on the tin. All trolls, humans, carapaces, leprechauns and cherubs all go to the same high school, and take various roles in the school's drama club.

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    Being a spy isn't nearly as fun as the movies make it seem

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    3/?
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    2
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    "If I only could make a deal with God and get him to swap our places."

    Welcome to Alternia. The hemospectrum is well in effect in this large city. If you are human, you are to be processed at the Human Center. If you're adopted your fate lies with your troll owner. If you are not, be prepared to be subjected to heavy scientific testing which has a death rate of 98%. Humans are the lowest level of social status. You are lucky to be considered a pet. If you somehow manage to escape, you are considered a stray. If caught, you will be euthanized. Your tracker is to be present under your skin at all times. There is no rebellion, ignore what you've heard. Know your place.

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    Blood::He Who Speaks

     

     

    Karkat Vantas, hot-headed mutantblood prince of Alternia, has an idea.

    And you know what that means: Shit is going to be fucked up.

    Tensions are high between the trolls of Alternia and the enslaved human colonies of Earth. Centuries before, the legendary Thief of Life Meenah Piexes upended the Emperor Kankri Vantas with a plan to expand the legacy of Alternia to the furthest reaches of space. And although the probability of its occurence is near astronomical, they find a civilization of weak, pink-skinned creatures who worship the same gods and have the same titles.

    Of course, the planet was immediately taken over, the inhabitants taken as servants for a greater cause.

    Karkat Vantas saw this and was displeased.

    Also featuring: a bitchy thief that gets her heart stolen, a proud seer who gets her soul broken, a mage of two minds, gay dorky knights, and a dragon--welcome to He Who Bleeds!

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    4/?
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    1
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    The author decided it was a really good idea to post a bunch of nonsense fics here.

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    Having too much free time on his hands, Karkat decides to host a weekly movie night. And every week, he almost instantly regrets it.

    This week.................... My Little Pony.

    For a list of the previous movies, hoover mouse here

     

    Alternative title: Mystery Homestuck Theatre 3000

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    Chapters:
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    Androids have all but won the war against humanity, and the remnants of the once-great human civilization are reduced to miles of wastelands and hidden communities struggling to survive. Dirk and his friends are sent out to scavenge for supplies, while AR is sent to hunt down and exterminate the dwindling human population. Their fated meeting is the beginning of a union between species that was once thought impossible.

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    Your name is Cronus Ampora and you hate your new school the only reason you put up with it is because of a cute Nerd

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    7/?
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    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Several months after saving humanity using the power of their Personas, Dave Strider and his friends John, Rose, and Jade are on their way to Japan to be officially inducted into the paranormal investigation unit known only as the Shadow Operatives. Along the way, however, they find themselves trapped in the realm of the Velvet Room and faced with a new challenge; take on each other and their former comrades in a fighting tournament taking place on the massive 'Velvet Tower', where the winner is granted a wish of their choosing!

    However, dark forces, as always, are behind the orchestrators of the tournament. It's up to Dave and the other Persona users to solve the mystery of the Velvet Tower and prevent the destruction of humanity once more.

    (Sequel to Shin Megami Tensei: Personastuck.)

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    3/?
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    The story of a 16 year old boy from District 5, the Time District.

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    2/?
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    You straighten the wooden dummy on your shoulder again. “Can’t I come check up on my baby brother?”

    “Not notably, no. Just completely non-suspicious hordes of birds spying on me everywhere. I thought you were joined at the hip with your creepy demon loanshark. Or the ankle. Or the dick.”

    Jade smacks Dave's shoulder before reaching up to pet his hair efficiently back into order. “Be nice.”
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    asukaskerian asked: Stray Dogs: Bro meets Slick? :D

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    "The woman stared at the cat, a bitter smile creeping onto her face. 'I wish I could have had a daughter, you know. At this point I’m willing to trade all 12 of my sons for a girl, even, just for the chance to rid myself of the blight that is my youngest son. Let her be green skinned and bald for all I care! Anyone is better than that little shit!'
    'Well if that’s truly what you want, then who am I to object?'"

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    Princess Calliope was born with a curse that made her green skinned and bald. After a stunning revelation, she goes off in search of her 12 brothers who disappeared the day she was born. Along the way she meets the cheerful princess to the neighboring kingdom, makes a deal with a sarcastic and cryptic fairy, and finds that there's more to her curse than a simple wish gone wrong.
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    A story based (a little loosely) off the 12 Wild Geese, an Irish Fairy Tale.

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    Chapters:
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    It's hard being an unwed teenage mother. Especially if you're a drug dealing teenage boy who has had sex with every person on your street.

    Where Gamzee is a shitty teen dad, goes to awkward parties and has awkward sex. Involves hipsters, drugs and bad parenting all around.

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    2/?
    Comments:
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    2
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    L’ésprit d’escalier -- the moment you think of a perfect comeback too late. Translates to "Staircase wit." For HSWC Bonus Round 2. A response to a prompt by Dreamwidth user knightofdoom.

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    English
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    434
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    3
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    36
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    Jake English isn't one for subtlety- never really has been. Luckily for him, falling into someone's life is the epitome of straightforwardness, and Dirk Strider doesn't seem to be going anywhere.

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    English
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    82,395
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    282
    Kudos:
    426
    Bookmarks:
    59
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    Closely following the gruesome murder of one C. Ampora, P.I. Jane Crocker is contacted to recover a missing robot for its eccentric owner. The town of Derse isn't known for it's coincidences, and Jane soon finds that being hired by Dirk Strider is more than she bargained for.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Collections:
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    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    98
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    Join the infamous Strider Brothers as they set sail on the ocean blue, battling against Jake English, a notorious Royal Navy officer known for executing pirates. However, when Dirk makes the wrong decision, he ends up a sex slave for Commodore English. As war wages on the seven seas, Dirk becomes increasingly closer to Jake, helping him with Naval affairs and a birthday party for the King. Jake eventually enlists in Dirk's captaining skills and they embark on a journey that ends in pain and hatred. Friends, family, and lovers are injured and hurt, killed in battle or hung at the neck. The King is dead and has no "living' heirs. Who will take the throne after the King is hung for implied treason? Certainly not Dirk Strider, even if he is the King's son.

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    English
    Words:
    27,952
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    105
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    3026

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