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    The story of a 16 year old boy from District 5, the Time District.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    4
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    20
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    1
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    The life of a Homestuck character, within the bounds of Homestuck, is hard. The life of a Homestuck character, taken entirely outside of the context of Homestuck and placed in an universe where Homestuck exists, is somehow even harder. It doesn't help that, whenever you go anywhere, people are always insisting you are a roleplayer and/or a cosplayer, but yet, somehow things become even worse when a madman, one who calls himself Andrew Hussie, makes you read about the adventures you never had. Reimagining of Calliope and the Final Update, AU on cherub biology.

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    English
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    23,236
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Kudos:
    6
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    126
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    "SO, DIRK........ I WANT TO PLAY A GAME."

     

    When the final battle against Lord English is lost, Caliborn offers Dirk a chance to prolong everyone's existence. A task so daunting he has to team up with the Leijons to do it.

    He has to ship everyone.

    Language:
    English
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    31,373
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    971
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    Blood::He Who Speaks

     

     

    Karkat Vantas, hot-headed mutantblood prince of Alternia, has an idea.

    And you know what that means: Shit is going to be fucked up.

    Tensions are high between the trolls of Alternia and the enslaved human colonies of Earth. Centuries before, the legendary Thief of Life Meenah Piexes upended the Emperor Kankri Vantas with a plan to expand the legacy of Alternia to the furthest reaches of space. And although the probability of its occurence is near astronomical, they find a civilization of weak, pink-skinned creatures who worship the same gods and have the same titles.

    Of course, the planet was immediately taken over, the inhabitants taken as servants for a greater cause.

    Karkat Vantas saw this and was displeased.

    Also featuring: a bitchy thief that gets her heart stolen, a proud seer who gets her soul broken, a mage of two minds, gay dorky knights, and a dragon--welcome to He Who Bleeds!

    Language:
    English
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    10,818
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    552
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    Before Dirk was born,Dave was the leader of the Mafia. Trust me he did some stupid shit...But you can never get out.....and neither can your kin.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,601
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    600
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    You haven't heard from John in three years and now, by some miracle, your Bro has found him on the streets of your hometown.

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    You've left him hanging for three years. Now you've found him and its great, but you don't want to tell him about your past. You don't know how he would react.

    Language:
    English
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    3,568
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    478
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    293
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    110
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    Even fragments of a story have their place.

    (A collection of relatively short drabbles and odds & ends that help keep me from getting too writer's-blocked.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,424
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    545
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    One sweep after the Alternian-Earth war began.
    It is the wriggling day of one Karkat Vantas. The day his blood must be tested by the empire. The day his secret comes out. The day he dies.

     

    carcinoGeneticist [CG]
    opened memo "I'M SO COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY FUCKED" on board FRUITY ASSHOLE RUMPUS FEST.
    CG:WELL.
    CG: THE THRESHECUTIONERS ARE LANDING OUTSIDE MY HOUSE.
    CG: AND I'M PRETTY FUCKING SURE THEY AREN'T JUST HERE TO ASK FOR FUCKING DIRECTIONS.
    CG: SO YEAH. SECRET'S OUT OF THE BAG. I'M A FUCKING BLOOD MUTANT.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,465
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    750
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    Andrew H. Skaia High School.
    It's the beginning of the 2014 school year.
    The Betas are teachers.
    The Alphas are students.
    Weird shit goes down.
    And all the chaos is lead by the principle, Andrew Hussie.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,032
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    37
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    422
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    "If I only could make a deal with God and get him to swap our places."

    Welcome to Alternia. The hemospectrum is well in effect in this large city. If you are human, you are to be processed at the Human Center. If you're adopted your fate lies with your troll owner. If you are not, be prepared to be subjected to heavy scientific testing which has a death rate of 98%. Humans are the lowest level of social status. You are lucky to be considered a pet. If you somehow manage to escape, you are considered a stray. If caught, you will be euthanized. Your tracker is to be present under your skin at all times. There is no rebellion, ignore what you've heard. Know your place.

    Language:
    English
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    19,483
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
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    Being a spy isn't nearly as fun as the movies make it seem

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    127
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    The year is 1853 and peace between supernaturals and humans has remained unbroken for well over a decade. All is calm and quiet in a peaceful little floating town and there is nothing that the great guardian cannot protect.....

    Until the day that all light disappears from the morning and the town falls into a state of eternal night. No one is quite sure as to why and all they know is that these little imp like creatures are wreaking havoc with every chance they get, and former enemies know that this is a part of something much much bigger...but what?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,856
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    115
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    Having too much free time on his hands, Karkat decides to host a weekly movie night. And every week, he almost instantly regrets it.

    This week we slam and jam and slam in 'Space Jam'.

    For a list of the previous movies, hoover mouse here

     

    Alternative title: Mystery Homestuck Theatre 3000

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    196,473
    Chapters:
    17/26
    Comments:
    502
    Kudos:
    260
    Bookmarks:
    51
    Hits:
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    A story following the various students of Skaia High School as they deal with regular urban teen stuff and attempt to navigate the pitfalls of high school and life in the streets of Los Angeles.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,568
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
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    96
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    Two employees from Pyralspite's Private Detective Agency form an uncomfortable alliance to unveil the mysteries of The Clock House.

    Or

    In which Terezi Pyrope and Eridan Ampora try to work out what's going on in that madhouse.

     A homestuck/clue collaboration work.

    Collab partner can be found here: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/4662940/Mbug98

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,268
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    137
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    Dirk might have been looking for a companion, but what he ended up with wasn't really what he expected. A cherub found in the shadiest parts of a trades show market emptied his wallet and found itself into his home... and his heart? But how will he cope with the two in one deal he has the misfortune of receiving?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,716
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    102
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1706
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    Andrew Hussie, nearing the first anniversary of the Gigapause, has decided to allow five lucky teenagers and their guardians to watch the final update of Homestuck before anyone else. Needless to say, given Andrew Hussie is Andrew Hussie, he decides to do a few things his own way. Originally supposed to be a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory parody, instead had devolved into me writing the text of the Gigaupd8 myself.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,029
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    405
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    The first time he saw her, she was spinning, twirling, falling to the grass by the banks of a river, shrieking with laughter. She didn't seem to notice she had been doing the same thing for the past 3 hours. She had gone over to him, and told him,
    "Time is relative. 5 minutes or an hour, it's all the same to me."
    He had stared at her for a moment. She had laughed. "Do you get it?"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    924
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
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    EB: i have no idea how he’s going to react, ok?
    EB: what if he reacts badly, what if he says i can’t see you?
    EB: i don’t want to lose you.
    CG: YEAH?
    EB: yeah.
    CG: THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T FUCKING LIE TO ME.

    --

    No matter how much you love someone, relationships aren't always easy.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    436

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