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    A Blood borne illness has swept across the world 34 teens are still ready to fight. This is their story.
    A homestuck fan fiction inspired by I Am Hero and ZombieStuck.

    I suck at summaries and Titles and Beginnings, first story posted on here, Gomen.

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    2/?
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    Caliborn and his twin, Calliope, both work at their father's frozen yogurt shop after the local colleges let out, and they have for a few years. While his sister may adore the little hole in the wall shop, Caliborn hates it.

    But he hates the customers even more.

    And he REALLY hates Dirk Strider.

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    81/81
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    Sollux Captor and Eridan Ampora strongly dislike each other. That's a known fact between them. However, as fate would have it, their lives become irrevocably intertwined at an alarmingly fast pace and neither of them can predict how each day they spend together will unfold.

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    10/?
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    13
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    A young girl makes a friend at her private school. This is not what she expected to get out of the relationship.

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    2/?
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    2
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    11
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    4
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    "How do you keep water and fire in the same container without putting out the flame or evaporating the water?"

    Dirk might have been looking for a companion, but what he ended up with wasn't really what he expected. A cherub found in the shadiest parts of a trades show market emptied his wallet and found itself into his home... and his heart? But how will he cope with the two in one deal he has the misfortune of receiving?

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    3/?
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    13
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    11
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    Caliborn English and his sister Calliope English have recently become the new Lord and Lady of their kingdom because of their parent's unexpected Murder. It all starts out with the twins servants sending for suitors to come from all over the country to try and win Lord Caliborn's or Lady Calliope's hand.
    Dirk Strider is a young prince who is brought to the castle as a suitor for Calliope, however he soon finds that a page that is working in the castle catches his eye.
    Roxy Lalonde has friends in the castle, and after being caught sneaking in one two many times has been given the title of a thief and is wanted for stealing from the castle (though the only thing she ever stole was someones heart)
    Jane Crocker is Calliope and Caliborn's most trusted maid, though Caliborn often abuses his power over her. He outright calls her "his personal bitch."
    Jake English is a page who Caliborn picks on regularly. Calliope constantly tries to remind her brother "don't shoot the messenger." but it is advice he rarely takes.

    Caliborn believes his world to be quite peaceful. He gets whatever he wants.
    That is until his dear sister invites Dirk Strider to stay at the castle...

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    1/?
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    4
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    2
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    107
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    Post-sburb. All the kids, trolls and cherubs have been turned human and planted on Earth. The memories of SBURB are buried deep in their subconscious, and though Dirk and Roxy may remember, it seems no one else does.
    Its five years after the game and things are slowly returning to normal, until Dirk stands up for a new-artist he finds to actually be an old enemy. Will things be different, now that memories are missing? What happens when the old memories are sparked?

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    11
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    56
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    13
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    This is a very very silly story about Cal and his feelings about a particular young man.

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    1/1
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    5
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    1
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    A group of friends wait for their overseas visitors on Halloween. Can Dirk put up with the more annoying of the two?

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    Some people find time to stalk the object of their obsession even in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. Caliborn's one of them. Dirk doesn't even have time to mourn before he's on his knees for Caliborn and buying the safety of the girls with the only currency Caliborn's interested in.

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    1/1
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    4
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    “He’s coming,” you hear Dave whisper beside you and he leans forward. So do you. A coarse, emerald hand extends into view. Yellowing talons scrape on the wood floor as the creature emerges. You glance at Dave again and apparently that’s all the time the beast needs, because when you turn back to it, you’re eye to blazing scarlet eye with the 8 foot terror.

    Thanks always to my Beta; Aiden!

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    Caliborn had taken a vow to change his evil and murderous ways and learn to love but can he do it?

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    2/6
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    hello everyone! ^.^! this is my first attempt at friend-fiction. i hope i got all the details right!
    -UU

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    1/1
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    4
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    For Christmas, I decided to give away shipfics to people, maybe out of the goodness of my blackened, shriveled heart, maybe because I like writing shipfics. The point is, this is a collection of all the Homestuck ones that have been written to date. Note: these are all REALLY SHORT, like between three and seven paragraphs.

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    13/?
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    10
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    None of them were born this way. The posters say they are. They say that these are the children that god has forsaken. The thing is, some of them aren't even children. The ringleader himself is a freak like them, just another discarded toy of the big boss and his pretty assistant.
    Vriska doesn't go out in front of a crowd that often, and when she does it's to be paraded and laughed at. The real performers are freaks like the patchwork violinist Rose, or the cat girl Nepeta with her acrobatics and after-show specials in the back tent.
    Rose takes her privileges for granted as the so-called princess. She's the Ringleader's plaything and it's gotten her far... perhaps too far.
    Dirk Strider just takes care of the "freaks", a caretaker and basically doing charity work. Too bad the big boss has some big plans for this pretty boy.

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    2/?
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    6
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    A oneshot that is completely a result of watching far too much Animal Planet specials on the reproductive habits of various invertebrates.

    naughtyrobotics.tumblr.com

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    1/1
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    "All those people down in that village. Leave them alone. They defeated you once already when you were much, much stronger than you are now. And they will have no qualms about doing it again and fucking finishing the job. They didn't mean to bring you here with them. They don't want you around. They're afraid of you and that makes them dangerous. Like cornered animals.”

    You stare at your older self, hating him as intensely as you've ever hated anything. He reaches down and grabs you by your shirt before you can slip away from him into Time.

    “You don't know how to be who you are, yet. Only who you were. So, listen, you little shit. Rule number one is don't be an asshole. It's not hard to remember. Hard to follow sometimes. But not so hard you can't learn it. Asshole.”

    A Fifth-Iteration 'verse fic.

    Series
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    99
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    133
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    17
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    Your name is Tavros Nitram, and on your first day as assistant detective you get thrown onto a double homicide of two of the biggest names on the silver screen. But as you soon discover, the case runs deeper than a simple crime of passion. It appears there is a new gang in Los Angeles, one that has no qualms destroying anything that gets in the way of what it wants. And what it wants is the whole damn city.

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    9,239
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    3
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    20
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    3
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    266
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    The Strider boys were doing okay, until the rumors started spreading.

    "Chapter 13: Liberty

    Assume for the purposes                      Ponyboy says, "You get tough like me
    of this discussion                                 and you don't get hurt.
    a loaded magazine is in the weapon           you look out for yourself
    A live cartridge is in the chamber           and nothin' can touch you."

    -Daphne Gottlieb, "The Unauthorized Autobiography of Black Beauty"

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    18
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    81
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    It was only supposed to be a job to fill up the empty space before Jake came running back. You guess it still was.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    22
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    92
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1573

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