7 Works in Broad City (TV)

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    [written like an episode.] Ilana's blind date goes wrong, Abbi gets lost in a store and gets hurt, Lincoln helps her out. Then Ilana gets hit by a car so you should probably read this, especially since you have so many better things to do. (Meant to be like a realistic episode) (COMPLETE)

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    You've been around for a long while. Not in your current form, nor in any form at all. Your two halves went unformed for so long that it feels like a miracle you were able to find each other at all, that your amorphous edges still recognized each other enough to catch and hold on. Even when you did it rarely ended well—so many of you and so many of him were doomed from the start simply for being too soon.

    There are times where you think you remember. You stand too quickly and the feeling of a guillotine wrapping around your neck is hidden in the head rush but you swear you feel it nonetheless.

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    12
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    1
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    ilana wants to kiss abbi.

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    1/1
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    1
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    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    288
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    Lincoln only lets Ilana sit on his face on special occasions. Birthdays, high holy days, the premieres of movies starring Meryl Streep. She just gets too enthusiastic and almost murders him with her thighs, because Ilana traded weed for a thigh master at some party and now she’s got these thighs which are really capable of murder.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    14
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    330
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    Topic: Healthy Edibles?
    Posted By: FitStoner89
    Anyone know any healthy edible recipes? I’m trying to get a job as a trainer and am trying to stay away from smoking and brownies.

    PussyWeedQueen Said:
    try a salad

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    1/1
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    48
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    “Hanukkah? What are we going to do, sit around and drink Manischevitz and spin dreidels?” Ilana pauses as a light bulb goes off in her head. “Holy shit! We should totally do that!”

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    60
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    On a icy night in December 2011, Ilana Wexler blows off a waitressing job to crash a bougie bullshit Christmas party in South Harlem. Over in Brooklyn, Abbi Abrams is called up in the midst of a Breaking Bad binge to fill in on short notice and begins her journey uptown...

    Per prompt: "An exploration of Ilana's love for Abbi. Can be that sort of pseudo-platonic love that's canon in the series, or full out romantic. A glimpse into how their epic friendship started would also be awesome[.]"

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    105
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1867

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