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AU; Bro(Dirk) is a teacher at John's highschool. John is 16, Bro is 34. John has a major crush on Bro. Bro is pretty much Bro, but is a little more professional in his work place. Still fucked up in what he likes. so... Yeah~
I feel really weird about this being out there... I'm OK with my Moirail reading this stuff when I write it, but even then I feel weird about it. But I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHIP!!!!!1!!!!!!@$!@!!e!@8213#%&^@!235#5#$!!!!!!!!!!!
So yeah. This story pretty much explains itself. I'll explain some things that may be weird to normal humans. I do think differently X3 So~ yeah.... Smut and shiet will be in this........ So yeah. Commentary is enjoyed. if something makes ya'll confuzled in the brain, just say so. I'll explain it in depth because... Well, I'm the only person who can XD There are 17 full length parts written up in my outline. and 8 mini parts for after that because I love this ship to fucking much. I'm going to hell for all of this. But I'll be fine with it. WORTH IT! So there are four possible endings to this story. All depends on how many people like it by the end, and how I'm feeling. So yeah. Enough babbling.
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This is for the PsychoStriders AU. Apologies if something like this has been written before. I just had a ton of kinks I wanted to write up in one package.
John's been the Strider's "Pet" for a few weeks now. He's learned to behave himself somewhat, but Bro's idea of a present isn't what John was expecting. Maybe a snickers bar or something. But...this thing? Really?
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While on the ship for three long years, John's mind strays to dark things. He slowly slips into depression and starts on the downward slope of self harm.
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John is a blip in the vast loop that is Time. A blip that can exist with the embodiment of Time itself when he creates little holes for his own enjoyment.
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"So what? John, you are in love with this fucking idiot, we established that back in fucking March, remember? Love doesn't wait. It's here and now and you have to fucking go with it when it calls because if you fuck it up, you aren't going to get a second shot."
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A story spanning many years, about first crushes, falling in love and growing up, and all the joy and heartbreak that it brings.
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- Part 1 of The Not-like-that-iverse
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Bro is a barista at Starbucks. John is the snobby rich kid that likes to make things difficult. Classic one-up manship.
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John is a college kid, teaching piano in his spare time to pay for his small apartment on Maple Street.
Bro is a homeless man who lives on the corner of Maple and 63rd.
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When John Egberts mother died his father spiraled into depression, he is abused and finds hope in red text. Dave is his cool friend and his relief from his horrid life what happens next he would never of guessed. Johns life is never going to be the same whether for better or worse he doesn't know.
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In which John is in denial of his shota-ness and thinks he has a crush on Dave. Until Bro kisses him under the mistletoe.
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John's a broke college kid living with Dave and his weird-ass, but oddly attractive, way older brother. He needs money to do shit and Bro is happy to make it rain as long as John gives him a little somethin' in return.
Written for clpd who was the fiftieth user to give me kudos on ANTBGOFP!! Congrats!!!!! -
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Bro Strider's not used to feeling things, or being dumped. Especially not by someone he could be in the wicked L word with.
So when John presents himself as the ideal object to make Jake jealous, Bro can't help but bite. What could go wrong?He's just a temporary solution to a temporary problem.
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But then he started playing and you were hypnotised. By him, by the music, by the way his fingers moved with so much agility and dexterity and experience over the piano keys, by the way his blue blue eyes shone with so much determination and concentration and the way his astonishingly strong body, shamefully covered with a perfectly tailored suit, moved and was strangely relaxed, like he was in his habitat, like that was his design. Like he had been born for that.
You almost shivered.
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Chosen to serve two separate gods as an infant, Dave Strider has been raised pure and chaste by the temple to await their call. What plans do the God of Wind and Luck and the God of Fire and Virility have in store for him, and will it even be worth the wait?
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John is mute and gets bullied a lot. Since he doesn't have many friends outside of the internet, he talks to his other friends on Pesterchum. When they both go through certain circumstances, Dave and John will find themselves crossing paths.
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John has a thing for denim.
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John tries to use Bro's love for Doritos to his advantage.
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John Egbert, proud to finally lose his virginity to the owner / prostitute of PlushRump . A huge fanbase for porn. But what happens if the feelings remain, and what happens if the Parentals find out...
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From the 3 Sentence Ficathon: Homestuck, BroJohn, tight
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Suddenly, something plops on my head and it startled me so badly, I nearly shouted obscenities until the culprit walks past me as if nothing happen. My eyes betrayed me and they lingered on his shoulders.
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John gets a bit more than he bargained for when he receives a personal invite into Bro's room. Sloppy porn ahead.
