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    After years of chatting online, Dirk finally convinces Jake to leave his island and come embrace the civilized world. However, the transition doesn't go as smoothly as Dirk had thought it would--as he soon discovers that while it is simple to take the boy out of the jungle, it is exponentially harder to take the jungle out of the boy.

    Words:
    15,123
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    317
    Bookmarks:
    56
    Hits:
    10119
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    Westernstuck.
    "Sometimes, you never really understand just how alone you are until you finally wake up and realize you're nothin' but a bandit who does no good no how."

    "I underthtand."

    "You ain't no bandit, how could you possibly understand?"

    "Thlaveth are alone too. Thometimeth they're the motht alone of all."

    Words:
    7,406
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1006
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    Out of a strange sense of curiosity after the kids and trolls meet up, Jake English decides to ask Dave Strider to send him back in time to meet Dave's Bro. Somehow, Paradox Space allows this, and through the intense level of shenanigans that ensue that will mess with everyone involved in every way, there is only one thing that is for certain.

    Jake's and Dirk's futures were to be intricately intertwined, forever and always, under any circumstances, and whether or not it was good for anyone.

    Words:
    10,238
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1102
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    'The first time it happens you thought Jake had gone mad'
    when certain noises trigger a raw, feral jake to come to the surface, dirk calms him in two ways; escaping through the closest window, and if that isnt an option, by submitting totally. this leads to several awkward (and heated) events.

    Words:
    3,844
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    2167
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    Jake English arrives in the game as a corpse, but Dirk doesn't take the news well. In a moment of desperation, the Strider snaps, putting himself and his friends at risk.

    Words:
    514
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    363
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    Moved from the Kink Meme: http://homesmut.livejournal.com/15023.html?thread=29263023#t29263023

    Dirk loves Jake. Everything about Jake. And Jake may be oblivious for now, but eventually he'll see that they were meant to be together. Dirk's going to make sure of it.

    Words:
    1,798
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1275
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    "It's when you start talking to Dirk about the possibility of the two of you meeting up in person that you first notice it. A hiccup in the normally lightning fast reaction time with which he usually replies to your message, a spike in awkward and dodgy metaphors that flounder like a fish out of water, and the way he sometimes suddenly logs off whenever you mention the possibility of you visiting him in Texas, citing a need to take a shower or answer a call from his brother or any number of excuses."

    Your name is Jake English, and despite how overjoyed you are at having your best bro coming to stay with you on the island, you can't seem to get over the feeling that he may be hiding some awful truth from you.

    Words:
    1,103
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    760
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    Pretty straight forward. Dirk jerks it to thoughts of Jake. And they are 16 but I put underage and stuff so no one jumped on my head. There is a picture relating to this story which was technically the inspiration for this little fic too==> http://dark-sojin.tumblr.com/post/16857656072/nsfw-dirks-dick-c-jerking-it-to-some-lovely Go look. My lovely friend drew it.

    Words:
    710
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1287
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    Action thriller; I could watch you forever.

    Words:
    2,085
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1450
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    "Dirk grows closer and you hate that he can see you like this. Even though Dirk has seen you past your facade of badassery and indulged in your more dippy nature you don't want him to see this. You don't. You don't want him to see you so afraid and so weak."

    Jake is succumbing to the cruel and demonic force seeking to take him over, and Dirk only has one option to stop it and save the session. Even if it comes at the price of losing his best friend.

    Words:
    1,443
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    38
    Hits:
    695
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    Dirk Strider carried with him a fully-loaded M-60, one M-18 smoke grenade, a blunted machete, dental floss, and stale M&Ms; as well as signal flares and detonators and wiring and a mosquito net full of holes and condoms and dust and sunglasses and a pair of headphones with the paint scratched off into initials.

    And Jake English, though he didn't and never will realize it, carried Dirk Strider.

    Words:
    1,385
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    690
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    A medieval fairy tale AU with much fluff and intrigue and romance in all quadrants.

    Skaia is a land of princes and thieves, sorcerers and knights, war and peace. As Skaia's kings war and cut deals, young humans and trolls are brought together, throughout time and space, by magical books. Love and hate and friendship blossom in times of prosperity and of hardship as they strive to realise what they really want.

    Words:
    2,150
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1186
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    Your name is Dirk Strider and you just broke your best bro's heart.

    Words:
    511
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    21
    Hits:
    890
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    Bro finds something that really shouldn’t be arousing, but somehow is.

    Words:
    1,529
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1062
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    Jake has a very interesting wet dream, courtesy of one anonymous Dersite dreamer.

    Words:
    730
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1681
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    Tonight is the night. No, The Night, capitalized and italicized.

    You resolved to make sure Jake was unable to use his accent after you were through with him.

    ---

    For a Kinkmeme prompt.

    Words:
    2,512
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    2660
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    Roxy Lalonde will not take no for an answer. Which is how Dirk finds himself standing in the center of a dance club called "the Cocksucker," wishing he were back in his dorm room with Netflix and familiarity.

    Words:
    4,775
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1155
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    YET ANOTHER silly Homestuck fan adventure, in which the kids somehow found themselves listening to Roxy, booking a block of hotel rooms, and hitting the casinos with fake IDs.

    Don't try this at home, underage kiddos.

    Feel free to submit commands as the story goes on! Only YOU can cause sick fires!

    Words:
    683
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    737
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    What would it be like if Dave is the one who likes to touch, the one who likes to feel while John isn't? What if it's Dave who has enough insecurities to fuel his need for the warmth of another body, and John doesn't understand why it is what it is?

    What if it's Dave who needs and wants and wishes while John remains silent, observant, watching the things that Dave does and wondering if it's more than what he makes it out to be?

    Series
    Words:
    30,466
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    180
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    6161
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    Suddenly, something falls into place, but you almost don’t bring it up for how ridiculous it sounds in your head. “Dirk, you’re not- I mean. Dirk are you… are you drunk?”

    Dirk is silent again. Then he kind of snorts. “It seems you think I’m drunk.”

    Words:
    2,465
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    402
    Bookmarks:
    69
    Hits:
    11426

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