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    Dave fucks much, much more people - to the point where he can't even keep count of them anymore.

    There's something bizarrely empowering and self-indulgent about fucking a complete stranger, about being that absurdly close with someone who's name isn't of any importance to you.

    Chaotic, mismatched faces become progressively more blurred, and amidst the fucking madness, Dave he realizes that they’re all fucking replacements.

    (Coping Nymphomaniac Dave Strider/All)

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    He told you someday you'd understand.

    Bullshit.

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    Dave and Bro are somewhat responsible adults; DJ-ing in clubs all over Texas and traveling a lot. One night, they pick up a kid in the middle of nowhere. No socks, no shirt, no bag, and no telling what the fuck he was doing there all on his own. They decide to bring him to the next police station, even though they promise to let him jump out as soon as they reach Houston.
    But as we all know: No good deed ever goes unpunished.

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    Dave Strider told aeself ae could handle the forced strifing, the weapons, the smuppets, the lack of privacy or nurture or communication - as long as Bro stayed the fuck away from eas stuff. Once that line was crossed, it was clear to ae that ae had to get away. Well away. The other side of the country should be far enough. This is the story of one subgirl's discovery of a new family, new life, and a whole round sense of safety and love.

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    1/?
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    Fills I have done for the bonus rounds of the Homestuck shipping world cup.

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    7/?
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    L’esprit de l’escalier (French): Literally ‘the spirit of the staircase’. This refers to the predicament of coming up with the perfect retort when the argument is over and it is too late to use it.

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    The prompt: Dave makes a deal with a demon to bring his brother back.

    Dave learns that not all demons are incarnated equal and sometimes you have to do a little heavy lifting to get your end of the bargain.

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    Okay as promised here's my stridercest!
    I've always wanted to write one and drown people in my headcannons/ feels and now i can!
    So get your swimmies out and your floaties!

    Sorry if I spelled some things wrong!
    Don't judge me!

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    11/?
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    "TG: so hey
    TG: i figured i should just say something

    TG: looks like youre not online but whatever
    
TG: i can just hang this shit out to dry and you can check it at your leisure"

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    Fuck him. He doesn't even get an apology.

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    Dave's all sad, because his dumb binder rips. Bro is being the bestest big bro and helps him out along. Fluffy stuff.

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    Dave turns 18 and Big Bad Bro is got him a hella cool apartment & someone needs to break it in.

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    Your name is Dave Strider, and life has been kicking your ass pretty badly lately.

    Ok, no, that’s an understatement. Life has literally fucked you in the ass dry, drenched you in honey, unleashed a horde of angry, wild bees on you and then laughed at your pitiful remains.

    Life’s kind of a real bitch, you’ve noticed.

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    1
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    All my written fills for the second bonus round of the 2014 HSWC. Some of these go into potentially upsetting topics, but relevant warnings for each of the stories are listed in the notes at the beginning of each chapter.

    These prompts took the form of non-English words without an exact English parallel.

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    31/31
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    Dave dies. Bro fixes it.
    Playing games with demons is dangerous.

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    The famous D Strider is almost never home and hates being home. He also hates cleaning, so he hires a young maid. Bro takes some for of interest in this said new maid.

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    Just some shit I needed to get out of my system. Also, read the god damned title.

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    Posted in response to: Do you remember the first time Bro realized Dave was taller than him?

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    Remember when Dave wound up on Bro's doorstep after running away from his foster family and said he's not going back?

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    Prompt: Remember that record-breakingly hot Texas summer?

    Written for the Homestuck World Cup 2014 for Bonus Round 1
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    Dave is bad at enduring weather. Bro is a steadfast source of something like comfort.

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    "It's easy, man," Bro says, even though he's so lying, and Dave thought his Bro had promised he'd never lie to him? His hands come down, settling at Dave's hips, lightly twisting him to and fro. This at least is familiar; Dave goes loose just as he's been taught, ready to duck and roll, or to dodge in any direction to get out of a sword's path. "It's all in the movement."

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    English
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    608
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    1/1
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    1
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    2
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    4
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