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    Really bad at summaries, but everyone seems to keep chanting "Negative people live negative lives!" as if they aren't by doing that being negative against the person they're directed to?
    Anyway, Red Gay (who we will call Dave Strider for less confusement) is the schools darling, every girl wants him, every boy wants to hang with him in hopes of meeting some of the girls who want him, some other boys want him.
    One of said 'other boys' is the new kid (who happens to have, in record time of one week, made himself the new nerd/punchbag/nicknamed poor soul of the school.) is John Egbert. Or John Egfart. Or John Eggbutts. Or Egdork. Or Egdumb. Yeah that really made the nicknamed alas worth something.

    ((long story short, blue gay has to move from his original home to a different place (Houston i guess) and finds himself feeling very under the weather (wink wink windy weather). Blue gay meets Red gay when he asks for a pencil (original right) in the most husky and sly hoarse voice that literally made him drop the pen he was holding out for the other colorful gay.
    Red gay cannot stop thinking of him. He definitely falls for him. Real hard. Needless to say, he kept that pencil.

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    5/?
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    15
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    1
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    John the only child of a rich business man and due to how influential his father is everyone wants to get in good with his old man.
    He feels he can't trust anyone cause all anyone seems to want is to use him to get what they want.
    Then one day he ends up wandering into a starbucks where he meets a new guy in town who has no clue who he or his father is and damn does it feel good to meet someone who isn't such a kiss ass.

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    18,336
    Chapters:
    16/?
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    22
    Kudos:
    54
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    8
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    1213
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    So you’re about to fuck your Bro, also a younger Bro, and also yourself.

    Is it weird that you think that’s kind of hot?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    305
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    It is Dave's 19th birthday and he decides to spend it by getting fake id's with his friends to go clubbing. Dave's older brother, Dirk, decides he doesn't have to stay in when he could also be out having drinks with friends, so he grabs them and goes to a gay club. Dirk gets completely wasted and fools around a bit with a younger sexy looking man on the dance floor who invites him back to his motel room. Drunken mishaps ensue which ultimately lead to quite possibly the worst mistake he's ever made in his entire life. Conflicted feelings, denial, and slow build are to follow.

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    1/?
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    7
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    Your name is Dave Strider and you are about to meet the love of your life in the most unlikely place.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    12
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    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    500
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    "Helmets?"

    Dave Strider was many things; Talented? Yes. Ironic beyond all compare? No shit. Sexier than Brad Pitt in Fight Club? Obviously. Maker of some of the finest damn music this side of Venus? Hell to the fucking yes.

    A wannabe robot with a gold helmet?

    Not a chance in hell.

     

    (Written by: Hammer and Time)

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    Chapters:
    40/40
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    838
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    132
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    16565
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    Your name is Dave Strider and your currently weight is about 213 pounds, you live with your older brother Dirk in the most cheapest little house in Derse you could afford with the money your recently deceased father, the man you believed was your Brother, left.

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    1/1
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    Dad didn't have a terrible temper, he just liked things a certain way. Clean and proper. He gave words of praise and encouragement any time John did something, but when it was something he didn't approve of, they would have an almost passive aggressive undertone. Dad could be a master manipulator when he wanted, always needing to get his way, and John knew this. But he’d wanted to tell him, hoped that he would give another remark or maybe just beat him and never talk about it again, go on in disappointed silence until John left for college or moved out. But that’s not what he got, he hated being isolated.

    “I have done everything in my power to make you a successful young man and time and time again you seem to chose all of the wrong paths. I tried and tried and then you come to me with this,” there was no emotion in his voice, no hurt or pain, “I did all that I could and you never appreciated it.” All that you could, hitting and scolding for wanting to see a friend or not getting a perfect grade every time or simply being there. “I’m done. Look at this as an early birthday;” four months away, “you seem to know what you want to do with yourself and how you want to spend the rest of your life, so go.”

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    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    77
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    161
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    2443
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    Bro's younger sister has always been different, for fuck's sake, Bro pulled her out of a crater when she was just an infant. But lately she's been different in a new way, and Bro doesn't think he should be saying "she" anymore. It's going to be difficult and awkward, but Bro is bound and determined to make his younger sibling happy, even if it means making a big change.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
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    19
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    496
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    Dave Strider's life is shit. (Previously titled Putrid Sex Object)

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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1786
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    Dave is boning his bro but he has a crush on John and Bro is boning John's Dad and then Dad starts to bone Bro AND Dave and meanwhile John is pouting because he's getting boners for Striders and his Dad and he's totally unaware that he could have it.

    Your generic polyamorous fic with the Egberts and Striders! Enjoy~

    Language:
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    21,668
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    76
    Kudos:
    209
    Bookmarks:
    44
    Hits:
    5254
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    Dave just wants to make it through high school alive and John just wants nothing to do with him. Pranking wars, awkward Food's projects and the occasional bad pun is had and somewhere in between the two dorks end up falling in love.

    Language:
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    72,311
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    63
    Kudos:
    349
    Bookmarks:
    69
    Hits:
    4920
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    “What the fuck?” You gesture at your junk and look at him. He’s got this shit-eating grin on his face and you know exactly “what the fuck”. It’s a god damn chastity device. Literally a barred cage for your cock.

    “Can’t have you poppin’ boners in front a’ the Sunday crowd at Wal-Mart, can we?“

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    1/1
    Kudos:
    14
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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

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    68,410
    Chapters:
    30/?
    Comments:
    154
    Kudos:
    159
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    3614
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    His face changes from confusion, to shock and then outright terror.

    He absconds.

    You wait until he’s gone completely before you move. You’re pretty shocked too, though you don’t show it at all. Your face is carefully blank. Inside you’re screaming.

    Language:
    English
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    11,806
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    121
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2515
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    English
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    29,811
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    926
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    A week seems to go by in a flash.

    What about a week in Sollux Captor's life?

    With all the drama, he doesn't think that a week can be any longer.

    Language:
    English
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    3,744
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    292
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    Authors of notoriously poor Homestuck fanfiction are sent to a university run by the characters from the comic, where they will be instructed in the writing of acceptable fanfic. Sarcasm will be employed, buckets will be thrown, and the definition of "irony" will be debated.

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    English
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    6,521
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    138
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    English
    Words:
    895,158
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    507
    Kudos:
    557
    Bookmarks:
    133
    Hits:
    28039
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,453
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    97

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