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    “Jackpot.” Dave almost purrs and you blink. He's kneeling in front of your closet.

    “Guess what, if you wanna hide your wanking material you should put it in a zip lock bag.” he chuckles and you jump up from the bed in time to see Dave effortlessly fishing a magazine out from under a bunch of rolled up socks in an open drawer. He holds it away from himself pinching a corner with two fingers.

    “Tadaa~!” you pale a little in horror, staring into his smug face, your wide open mouth and eyes reflected in his shades.

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    Chapters:
    3/10
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    133
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    26
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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

    Meanwhile on Alternia: the political tides are shifting and the disappearance of a certain mutant blood sets into motion a revolution which could entangle Alternia and Earth together forever--or destroy them both.

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    Chapters:
    44/?
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    356
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    283
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    54
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    Way up in the mountains lie a town that was rarely spoken of around the world. It was a place where nature prevailed, and forests would run wild if they weren't maintained. The grey faced mountains surrounded the expansive valley completely. They spanned on for miles and miles, and stood taller than any building, the wispy clouds weaving around its highest peaks. Traveling there was impossible. Unless you could fly.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    304
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    When the monsters came from the depths, Jade lost the only guardians she had ever known. Now she's a Ranger in training, sworn to prevent the same tragedy that befell her tiny family from happening to anyone else's, but she's years too late to save the Striders'.

    When the monsters came from the depths, they sank Dave's dreams to the bottom of the ocean with his brothers' Jager. Now he teaches what he can't do. He may be Jade's trainer, but he's the one who has the most to learn.

    When the monsters came from the depths, they made two people grow into adults when they should have been kids. Now they're broken, halved from their purpose, with nobody to pick up the pieces but themselves.

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    Chapters:
    21/21
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    1156
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    Dave Strider lost his Bro after Strider Initiation, and now Scratch wants him and his older brother Dirk to complete a contract that'll bring Bro back and leave the two young Striders as demons. And now suddenly there's a love interest?

    Meanwhile a serial killer is on the hunt in their world, and she's painting the twin cities of Prospit and Derse with pure and undiluted blood.

    You bet your plush rump this is gonna be a wild ride.

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    2,298
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    48
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    Or: "Four Different Ways To Say 'I Love You'"

    In a world where people are born with their soulmate's name on their wrist, John Egbert has three. The trick to this is finding them.

    Language:
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    10,400
    Chapters:
    2/4
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    970
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    Dave was bullied in school because of the fact he was a she. When Rose learned that her cousin started cutting, she asked Jade if she knew how to help fix the problem. Luckily, Jade came up with the idea of a blind date for Dave and John, since John was recently in a pit of depression because of his father's lung problem due to smoking. So the two shall meet. ((to make it simple, Dave's a girl in this au fanfiction, and John's a guy))

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    3,393
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    21
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    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    263
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    You’re name is Dave Strider and man oh man are you disgusting. No seriously. You’re like… fucking gross. All coughing fits and sneezing on your pj bottoms like one of those fucking ghost slimes from that Ghostbusters shit John made you watch. Except if ectoplasm was actually icky, snotty mucus, which in your case, it totally is.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    14
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    123
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    A collection of my shorter oneshots - If you like my writing style, I take suggestions!

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    Chapters:
    7/7
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    1
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    11
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    This is for a friend of mine-- ask-thisadventurer.tumblr.com -- who was upset when I saw a post talking about a need of fanfics so I asked what ships and the ones were given and I apologize for any ooc ness of Hal or anyone really.

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    Chapters:
    1/4
    Kudos:
    1
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    This is the worst punishment he’s given you, by far. You've never felt so helpless. Your voice is long gone after begging, pleading with him to let you out, please, let you out.
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    Dad is fascinated with Dave and kidnaps him, keeping him as his own personal slave. Obviously out of character.
    There will be alternate endings, and I'll add tags as I add/come up with content.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    3348
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    Calliope and Caliborn are pretty much your ordinary neighborhood aliens, mocked for not being human but otherwise living on just fine. However, this is about to change as four long-term friends enter the scene, followed by another man, seemingly a full-time Internet resident. Suffice to say, he has been holding a dark secret concerning them all. Notices about the story are inside.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    80,218
    Chapters:
    74/91
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    647
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    Bro and John (try to) make a cake. Things happen.

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    English
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    2,563
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    147
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    Dave meets a homeless boy, and takes him in as his own. Insert love and mush.

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    English
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    5,436
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    448
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    Too much of anything is bad for you.

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    English
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    595
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
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    Snapshots of the Striders as they grow up in Texas with the twins being cute little kids and Bro and D trying to figure out how to be good guardians. The twins' ages are between 5 and 7.

    Series
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    English
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    3,264
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    224
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    It is Dave's 19th birthday and he decides to spend it by getting fake id's with his friends to go clubbing. Dave's older brother, Dirk, decides he doesn't have to stay in when he could also be out having drinks with friends, so he grabs them and goes to a gay club. Dirk gets completely wasted and fools around a bit with a younger sexy looking man on the dance floor who invites him back to his motel room. Drunken mishaps ensue which ultimately lead to quite possibly the worst mistake he's ever made in his entire life. Conflicted feelings, denial, and slow build are to follow.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,820
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    416
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    Repeated Measures ANOVA test: appropriate to use when having the same subjects tested three or more times in order to see if a treatment has had any affect.

    When The Scratch results in the trolls finding themselves on Earth with the kids having no recollection of the game, and have instead lived normal lives up to this point, it seems to be a result of a simple glitch in the system. As they unwittingly start peeling back the layers of this new reality, it becomes apparent that there is much more wrong with this universe than meets the eye.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,859
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    111
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    Somewhere between the third and fourth episode of My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding on the tiny motel tv screen you realize, you've lost all control of your life. This un-planned, highly immediate road trip with Dirk being the primary cause...among other things.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,062
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    504
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    This is a group of stories that each include crossdressing or the like. IF it is with a canonically OLDER character with a younger, the younger WILL be 18+ but if it is two character that are the same age in canon, then their ages WILL NOT be specific. Little to no sexy times included, but its possible if someone would like it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    684
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    53

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