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    Dave is your stereotypical vampire - he burns in the sun, can live for centuries, and feasts on human blood. When he fails to take a bite in the jugular of a cute brunet stranger, he decides to ask for the dude's number instead. They meet up and bond a little over stupid young adult things.
    But when this young brunet he met gets into a car accident, Dave learns that his new friend might not be who, or what, he expected.

    this is actually an rp that has been copy/pasted with the ooc convos removed
    very lazy editing
    have fun

    Language:
    English
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    40,119
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    640
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    Bro Is a High school teacher and just doesn't like kids. Until his brother starts hanging out with a certain John Egbert.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,220
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1292
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    You're standing on a record surrounded by lava, and you're staring into identical pointed shades.

    You just know this is Dave's Bro, and your alternate self.

    It's like looking into an older, slightly broader, taller, hat-wearing mirror.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    858
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    205
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    Dave wakes up one morning with his guardian angel sitting on the foot of his bed. Everything's cool until she tells him very bluntly he should "tap that". "That" being his best friend. Needless to say he flips shit. Inspired by a prompt by Aeacus

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,589
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    779
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    Karkat has hidden himself away in the new army for the New Mighty Empress, Feferi. Her rule has freed lowbloods from injustice, but now there's too many empty holes to fill. His mission: obtain slaves. His target: Planet Earth. What he doesn't know is that Earth has more surprises than he can really keep up with. John is one of them. His blue eyes are another.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,646
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2140
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    John has been abused by his father for years. No one notices until new kid Dave Strider befriends John and realizes something isn't right.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,220
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1299
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    The planet Terra is a vital waypoint to both Alternian and Beforan trolls. Recently there has been an onslaught of giant naturae. To help deal this issue and others arising from it, the Inter-Impterial Task Force has been arranged, and the jaegers of the program sent out to deal with the threat. Both kids and trolls will be tested as they drift, battle and navigate the world of inter-imperial politics toward safety and stability.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,286
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    259
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    Dave's good friend Houdini has been temporarily evicted from his place in the classroom and needs a home until the end of the semester. The twins are pretty good about hiding stuff from Bro so this one little snake shouldn't be that hard. Right?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,454
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1285
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    Bro talks his boyfriend into taking a self defense class at the college with him.
    Which might not have been as great of an idea as he had thought.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    340
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    Dave gets into his brother’s booze stash and things get heated when Bro tries to get some information out of him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,659
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1172
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    Another unprompted. Scenario's been in my head that the doomed Beta Dave and Rose (Davesprite and the dreamself that Alpha Rose absorbed) might have ended up together...

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    353
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    223
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    An annoying life form disturbs Bro's life and as much as he's ready to punch this kid in the face, John has a pie to deliver to his.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    815
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    122
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    While Dave and Bro cuddle, Dave asks about how he was when he was young.

    Language:
    English
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    1,527
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    255
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    “Hello Mr. Strider I am calling on behalf of HS Adult Video Corporation. As you may know HS is celebrating its thirtieth anniversary this year and is commemorating the occasion with a special series of films whose actors and scenarios will be chosen by the fans themselves. We are contacting you to see if you would consider participating in this event.”

     

    His legion of fans have paired him with Kurloz Makara a.k.a. The Grand Highblood, former faux-snuff film star and founding member of the horrorcore rap group The Subjugglators.

    The fans in their infinite wisdom have also voted on the scenario and they want a touch of domestic fluff with their smut.

    Being a legendary porn star is hard and Bro Strider understands that all too well.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,647
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1022
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    So John's made out of slime. It's not really a big deal to him, but he's kind of a national wonder because of it. He doesn't really care though, since he gets paid a lot, but his paycheck has been dwindling lately and he needs another source of income. Luckily, there seems to be a guy showing interest in him, so John just needs to see how this plays out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,299
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1607
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    John's primary concern is for his friends and their slow, molasses-like distancing that even for all of its languidness will always feel too fast and unwanted, like an old Sonic meme.
    John's secondary concern is for his schoolwork, tiring and demanding on a near-daily basis because who ever thought college would actually be, I dunno, work? Especially when you aren't sure exactly which direction you want to be going in.

    So what happens when his best friend's older brother starts slinking his way into his life?

    Priorities shift and shit goes down.
    And John is left to wonder what's really important.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,028
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    360
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    Your name is Dave Strider and you may have accidentally developed a crush on the wrong person.

    Language:
    English
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    2,811
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    746
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    This isn't their first, and he wants to think it isn't their last.

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    English
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    949
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    273
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    A Derse family AU where Roxy Lalonde is Dirk Strider's older sister and due to shenanigans in the '90s, they're attempting to raise both Rose and Dave as Lalondes.

    It works out about as well as you'd expect.

    Act 1: shit lets be parents
    Act 2: middle school blows
    Act 3: (mostly) teenage shenanigans

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    113,016
    Chapters:
    25/25
    Comments:
    173
    Kudos:
    266
    Bookmarks:
    74
    Hits:
    5534
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    Dave invites John over and gives him the standard warnings about Bro. John predictably does not heed them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,888
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1841

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