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    So,

    You figure you and Bro will be okay.

    Series
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    805
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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    29
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    358
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    “Your pastries,” He murmurs, setting down the plate of various sweets in front of the two of you as you give a slight nod in understanding, a hand moving to adjust your shades as you lift the cup to your lips again. “I hope you enjoy them!”

    He smiles. Not a polite ‘You’re Dave Strider so I should be nice to you if I want to keep my job’ sort of smile, but a genuine, almost ecstatic smile. His teeth poke slightly over his bottom lip as he did so, his eyes crinkling at the edges and, God, you could see the small indentations of dimples in his cheeks, every small freckle or beauty mark that dotted his features.

    The first thing that comes to your mind is ‘utmost perfection.'

    The second is ‘Holy shit that’s really fucking hot.'

    Language:
    English
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    1,873
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1522
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    Yeah this is something new im trying out. It might be fun.
    In this AU Dirk is a neanderthal of sorts. He wears a dinosaur for clothing. Velociraptor mongoliensis to be exact. (like this http://sta.sh/0256ct339cux ) John finds him, or rather Dirk finds John while the boy was on his way back home from Dave's place. John is then followed home after feeding the crazy spaz dino boy. At first John was completely against the idea of keeping another human as a pet like figure. But after Dirk's show of capable intelligence and human speech, John decided to give it a shot. No one really knows where he came from or how he came to be, either way he’s totally Wild.

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    English
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    15,966
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    847
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    Dave Strider rushes over to John's house because he believes his friend is in danger, however, when he arrives, he soon finds that he is the one in danger here.

    Language:
    English
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    4,013
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1306
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    Rose goes grimdark, and chaos ensues. How will she (and her friends) fix the problem?

    Series
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    English
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    5,926
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    339
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    Your name is John Egbert and if you have to sit around the Strider’s apartment for one more day without something to cool you off, you’re going to die.

    Language:
    English
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    1,580
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    647
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    Sometimes we all get a little insecure and, yeah, you know he means well in some way, but there’s a continental divide, a few states and an ocean between ‘love’ and ‘let’s fuck’ and you know which side you’re on. He just needs a little reminding.

    Language:
    English
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    1,290
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    137
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    You want to let him go. You want him to be happy. But- you also want to be happy. What will you do?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,436
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    111
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    2285
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    Bro's supposed to be headed out for a gig. He's gonna be late, but apparently John wants to punish him for booking a gig on his 18th birthday.

    Prompt fill for a friend on tumblr.

    Original prompt- "bros got a gig hes gotta leave for in oh-so-many minutes but john is giving him a striptease/bein flirty/smth and bro is like "we're gonna do it" and trying to do it really fast but john is trying to draw it out as much as possible nd its like a battle of wills like who will be victorious will it be quicky bro or john the tease who knows"

    Language:
    English
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    1,889
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    There's nowhere else you'd rather be.

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    1,661
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    23
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    1
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    212
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    Они дрались, как кошка с собакой, но никогда - в школе. В школе они даже не смотрели друг на друга, но в автобусе, дома, в парке, когда их семьи встречались за обедом - они вцеплялись в глотки друг другу. Они держали друг друга в напряжении.
    Рокси ненавидела его. Он был мудаком, у которого не было ничего, кроме единственной вещи, которой она желала больше всего. Дирк ненавидел её. Она была засранкой, у которой было всё, о чём можно было мечтать, и она получала всё на серебряном блюдечке даже пальцем не пошевелив.
    Они не могли держаться друг от друга подальше.

    Language:
    Русский
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    20,909
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    John wakes up, freaks out, gets a pester message from a certain Haxor Girl and then everyone loses their shit in following chapters.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,460
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1215
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    Very short fics written for a tumblr askmeme. See tags and chapter titles for details.

    Language:
    English
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    609
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    302
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    "He tries not to count the seconds, but he is time, and time can't be stopped. The distances don't get longer between each breath, and he's always afraid they will, even though they don't. His brother's respiration system is almost painfully correct and regulated, and it only grows faster from this speed. Sometimes it drives him a little nuts, makes him tap patterns onto his own knees, trying to get a pattern that isn't regular, that is only a pattern in that it repeats the failure of repetition."
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    Just a little couch scene after the game, a little bit of a miscommunication they've never voiced. It's a oneshot until further notice.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,710
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    433
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    John Egbert has won the game, but at a price. Earth gets to come back, and all his friends survive. What could ruin such a great deal? How about the fact that John can't go back to Earth with them? Being stuck on a meteor with all the trolls weren't his idea of fun, but he doesn't seem to mind with the quadrant proposal his best troll friend gives him. Or at least, shows him. Whatever these quadrant things were anyways. . .

    (Other Pairings Throughout It) Just a mixture of ships and pure quadrant fuckery.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,650
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    822
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    John can't keep warm in his sleeping bag so he decides to snuggle in with the Striders.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    718
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1248
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    You can't be what he wants you to be, no matter what. It doesn't matter if you want it too, you are his older brother and that is not the way things work. So you pretend that nothing has changed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,443
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    567
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    The twins are still pretty good at hiding things until they are caught. It's been a couple days after the Bad Strife that landed Dave a couple injuries that Bro can't ignore. Bro enlists D's help to get to the bottom of it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,030
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1502
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    I have no explanation for this. Oh, wait, I do. Because YAOI

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    962
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    79
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    Summary

    Bro is tempted. Dave is fine with this.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,683
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    124
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2650

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