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    John could see those eyes were practically red. “I mean, if you want to.” He could play it cool too.

    “Sure.”

    John stood still for a moment, though he felt a buzzing excitement in his stomach. After a minute, he leaned closer. “Uh, Dave.”

    Dave seemed stiff, frozen almost.

    John tapped his shoulders. “It's cool if you can't.”

    “No no, I totally can. This is my groove. It's fine.”

    “Well, do you need help to figure something to rap on?”

    “Nope.”

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    I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. Basically all Striders want John. (And additional relationships.) In this version, Dirk is the older son of Bro. (Yes I know Dirk is practically Bro) I'm just winging this shit without thinking. :D

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    4/?
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    John and Dave go out on a small date as John questions himself if what he is thinking about Dave is true. They have an argument and they dont talk for a few months. Dave tries to think of things to get John back, and then he hears a song Bro is playing from his room and gets an idea.

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    Someone slips something into a woman's drink at a bar and D ends up switching drinks with her and takes it instead. And the drug produces an extreme reaction in him that Bro has to handle as best he can once he gets D back to the apartment.

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    They don't call it the business of the Damned for no reason.
    His name was Dre Strider, and he had only the best intentions when he joined the lucrative business of the Slave Trade.

    -France, late 1700s, Dre only wanted to keep his two sisters out of the streets.
    -There's always equal punishment for the crime.
    (Dre Strider is Alpha! Bro, and this is a very hefty ass au- giving the background for Dre)

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    6/?
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    Dave's just about done with high school. He hates the people, the classes, and just about everything else...until the new kid walks in.

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    Based upon the Ampora's Pornstar Family AU by NatsuArt.

     

     

     

     

    “Hey, Dad,” Eridan says, smiling

    “Oh my god,” Meulin whispers. “Yes.

    “Oh my god,” you whisper. “No.”

    The metal buckle on Eridan’s belt isn’t secured well, far more decorative than functional, and it clicks with every step, holding attention to him. Which he really doesn’t need help with. Not with how his twin ponytails angle just barely down, drawing eyes to his stark collarbones. And the expanse of flat, barely toned stomach beneath the knotted—not buttoned—front of his white shirt. And not with the swish left and right, step by step, of his blue and black pleated skirt.

    "Guess what time it is?” Eridan says.

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    Karkat is a normal teenager, who lives in a normal town, who goes to a normal school and has normal friends.

    And everything. Is. Fine.
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    Karkat is an abnormal boy trying desperately to live a normal life. Can't a guy get a god damn fucking break?

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    14/?
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    "Do I really have to bro?" I wined...

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    A collection of unrelated, smutty short stories involving various pairings.

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    Dave is super depressed, and a mute. BroDave stuff. Feels, yo. Most of it is Dave's point of view. First chapter is at least I might switched pov's on chapters.

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    1/?
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    But you've been broken since before the end and nobody knows how to fix anything.

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    They fought like cats and dogs, but never at school. At school they didn’t even look at each other—but on the bus, at home, at the park, when their families got together for dinner, they were at each other’s throats; they kept each other on their toes.
    Roxy hated him. He was an asshole who had nothing, except the one thing she wanted more than anything. Dirk hated her. She was a brat who got everything anyone could ever want served to her on a silver plate without even lifting a finger.
    Yet they couldn’t stay away from each other.

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    Dave Strider is too cool for shitty, unironic cliches. Especially cliches involving heroism, prophecies, and the ilk. Unfortunately for Strider, his third-year at Hogwarts begins with a stunning development when the 13-year old finds out about a strange prophecy made about a red-eyed child...

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    A tumblr prompt fic.
    "John is a punk who goes from store to store destroying merchandise on video for his Youtube and Vine accounts. He claims it’s all a prank and therefore hilarious because nobody gets hurt. That’s until he tries to pull the same shit in the Strider store."
    Bro catches him in the act and they come to the agreement that John has to work in the store for a year. But what happens when bro starts to notice that John is actually pretty cute?

    rating may change

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    5/?
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    A thing I wrote forever ago for a roleplaying buddy.

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    Dave is your stereotypical vampire - he burns in the sun, can live for centuries, and feasts on human blood. When he fails to take a bite in the jugular of a cute brunet stranger, he decides to ask for the dude's number instead. They meet up and bond a little over stupid young adult things.
    But when this young brunet he met gets into a car accident, Dave learns that his new friend might not be who, or what, he expected.

    this is actually an rp that has been copy/pasted with the ooc convos removed
    very lazy editing
    have fun

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    Bro Is a High school teacher and just doesn't like kids. Until his brother starts hanging out with a certain John Egbert.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    13
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    42
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    9
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    You're standing on a record surrounded by lava, and you're staring into identical pointed shades.

    You just know this is Dave's Bro, and your alternate self.

    It's like looking into an older, slightly broader, taller, hat-wearing mirror.

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    22
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