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    Bro's younger sister has always been different, for fuck's sake, Bro pulled her out of a crater when she was just an infant. But lately she's been different in a new way, and Bro doesn't think he should be saying "she" anymore. It's going to be difficult and awkward, but Bro is bound and determined to make his younger sibling happy, even if it means making a big change.

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    2/?
    Comments:
    1
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    15
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    4
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    465
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    Dave Strider's life is shit. (Previously titled Putrid Sex Object)

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    13
    Kudos:
    42
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    6
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    1731
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    Dave is boning his bro but he has a crush on John and Bro is boning John's Dad and then Dad starts to bone Bro AND Dave and meanwhile John is pouting because he's getting boners for Striders and his Dad and he's totally unaware that he could have it.

    Your generic polyamorous fic with the Egberts and Striders! Enjoy~

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    21,668
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    74
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    202
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    43
    Hits:
    5155
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    Dave just wants to make it through high school alive and John just wants nothing to do with him. Pranking wars, awkward Food's projects and the occasional bad pun is had and somewhere in between the two dorks end up falling in love.

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    72,311
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    341
    Bookmarks:
    66
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    4840
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    “What the fuck?” You gesture at your junk and look at him. He’s got this shit-eating grin on his face and you know exactly “what the fuck”. It’s a god damn chastity device. Literally a barred cage for your cock.

    “Can’t have you poppin’ boners in front a’ the Sunday crowd at Wal-Mart, can we?“

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    1,238
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    228
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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

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    68,410
    Chapters:
    30/?
    Comments:
    152
    Kudos:
    159
    Bookmarks:
    31
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    3569
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    His face changes from confusion, to shock and then outright terror.

    He absconds.

    You wait until he’s gone completely before you move. You’re pretty shocked too, though you don’t show it at all. Your face is carefully blank. Inside you’re screaming.

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    11,806
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    119
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2452
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    898
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    A week seems to go by in a flash.

    What about a week in Sollux Captor's life?

    With all the drama, he doesn't think that a week can be any longer.

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    3,744
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
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    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    277
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    Authors of notoriously poor Homestuck fanfiction are sent to a university run by the characters from the comic, where they will be instructed in the writing of acceptable fanfic. Sarcasm will be employed, buckets will be thrown, and the definition of "irony" will be debated.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    5
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    13
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    136
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    Your name is Dave Strider and you are about to meet the love of your life in the most unlikely place.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    453
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    Really bad at summaries, but everyone seems to keep chanting "Negative people live negative lives!" as if they aren't by doing that being negative against the person they're directed to?
    Anyway, Red Gay (who we will call Dave Strider for less confusement) is the schools darling, every girl wants him, every boy wants to hang with him in hopes of meeting some of the girls who want him, some other boys want him.
    One of said 'other boys' is the new kid (who happens to have, in record time of one week, made himself the new nerd/punchbag/nicknamed poor soul of the school.) is John Egbert. Or John Egfart. Or John Eggbutts. Or Egdork. Or Egdumb. Yeah that really made the nicknamed alas worth something.

    ((long story short, blue gay has to move from his original home to a different place (Houston i guess) and finds himself feeling very under the weather (wink wink windy weather). Blue gay meets Red gay when he asks for a pencil (original right) in the most husky and sly hoarse voice that literally made him drop the pen he was holding out for the other colorful gay.
    Red gay cannot stop thinking of him. He definitely falls for him. Real hard. Needless to say, he kept that pencil.

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    2,109
    Chapters:
    4/?
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    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    English
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    895,158
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    505
    Kudos:
    555
    Bookmarks:
    133
    Hits:
    27866
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    1,453
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    96
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    Dirk wants in on what he walks in on between Bro and Dave. Unfortunately, they haven't quite flushed out their roles yet and Dirk ends up tied down to his bed, where it kinda goes wrong.

    Series
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    English
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    3,108
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    28
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    609
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    Set in the post Sburb universe, the kids find themselves back on an Earth that has no idea that SBurb ever existed. The entire thing was a hoax set up by teenagers seeking media attention.
    The kids, based on how far they made it into the sburb universe, have varied forms of amnesia. Since John, Jade, Rose, and Dave made it the farthest inside the Sburb universe they remember the most. However, they find that no matter how hard they try, it's impossible to remember the trolls completely. Facing day to day life, they go through carrying the heaviest secrets of all. Not only was Sburb real, they have yet to be able to talk to the trolls in three years.
    The story now picks up on a familiar date in mid-April, where the kids fly to Houston to compete in a nation wide music fest and finally start to remember.

    Please Note that relationships haven't been developed yet and that the Alphas do not appear until Chapter Five.

    Part of the Refrain Universe. For best results, read Refrain first.

    Series
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    English
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    26,743
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    909
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    John has it hot for Dave's Bro, but does Bro REALLY feel the same way about him? Or is it just his body?

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    1,337
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    106
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    When John finds out that Dave has rigged the online contest for one person to meet Bro, a popular porn star, so that John wins; John isn't sure how to feel. On one hand he is still in his stages of 'not sure if I am homo...' and 'oh no he's hot'. Either way, he still get's a free flight down to see his best bro for a weekend, and maybe find out if he's just Stridersexual.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,577
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    331
    Bookmarks:
    76
    Hits:
    6411
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    A young male by the name David Eli Wilkerson or it used to be that until he was forced to become David Elizabeth Strider but now days you were just called Dave. He was currently writing in a notebook while his 'Brother' who was actually your kidnapper was out doing whatever it was he did. In this note book he was writing down on how it all began in hopes if some one found it they would remember who he was or be able to save him.

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    English
    Words:
    25,302
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    491
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    When the world is remade, Brobot does not expect to have a part in its existence. The game had other ideas.

    Wherein Brobot is a real boy, much to his confusion and general annoyance, Sawtooth is best Bro, humans are confusing and so are human conventions, there are too many Striders for the apartment and Hal is in a coma.
    Somehow, this is the story of how Brobot becomes real.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,067
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1117

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