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    Probably after this week, Dave will not only go to parties never again- but never talk to anyone. Ever. Again.

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    1/?
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    John Egbert goes to visit Rose Lalonde at her college in Texas. He doesn't expect to meet anyone, or at least no one like Dave Strider. But, then again, John didn't know that people like Dave Strider exist.

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    A freak blizzard hits Texas a few days before Valentine's Day and Dave tries to keep his crush on Bro under wraps as they're stuck in the freezing apartment together.

    "...Your head was now buried in his chest and you couldn’t help but inhale a little—fuck, obviously he hadn’t showered since the outage but honestly it just made him feel more authentic and fuckall if it wasn’t the most intoxicating thing you’ve ever experienced... "

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    Dave moves out with the all new 'Gamzee Makara'. Things happen with them too and later chapters Bro will be introduced.

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    1/?
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    After being cut off by his Dad John takes a job as a Camp Counselor and almost insistently regrets it until he finds out the Counselor who runs the water activities is real hottie who goes by Bro. John decides that maybe this job wasn't such a bad idea after all.

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    1/1
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    2
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    "Helmets?"

    Dave Strider was many things; Talented? Yes. Ironic beyond all compare? No shit. Sexier than Brad Pitt in Fight Club? Obviously. Maker of some of the finest damn music this side of Venus? Hell to the fucking yes.

    A wannabe robot with a gold helmet?

    Not a chance in hell.

     

    (Written by: Hammer, Co-Written by: Time)

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    13/?
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    185
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    236
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    50
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    It really begins when Dave wake’s up in a certain seaweed brain’s bed and suggests that Hera is the goddess of flamboyantly gay men.

    With no memory, Dave Strider is opened to the world of demigods and must face what demigods face everyday-it’s just that he’s not a demigod. He’s something else. And with a quest on his hands, no memories, and a task to defeat an undefeatable being that most certainly killed his Bro/Father, life seems harder than it should be.

    Series
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    14/?
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    28
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    58
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    14
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    997
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    All Sollux Captor wanted in life was some kind of semblance of normality.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you think something might be wrong with you.

    You're not sure exactly when it started. It was little things, at first, things that happened to everybody except they happened to you a lot more. Picking things up without remembering why, walking into rooms without even realizing it. Saying one thing when you meant to say another. Little things. But you've noticed that now it's not so easy to play off any more.

    Fuck.

    --

    Karkat has DID. The other Trolls are his alters. Things continue from there.

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    38,514
    Chapters:
    13/?
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    225
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    158
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    43
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    Happy B-Day Bro

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    "Ten years ago, at my mom's funeral, I met a boy. A boy who told me his parents died in a car wreck. He said his name was Dave."

    "So?"

    "Dave....Was that you?"

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    7,622
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    9/?
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    12
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    41
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    7
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    770
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    "Oh my god, feed me /now/, you uncomfortably rectangular shitbowl, or so help me, I'll take that empty food bowl and shove it so far up your ass that you'll be able to taste the metal!"

    You glance down from the porch swing at the cat, raising an eyebrow. Did it just. Did it just talk?

    "Mrrrrrrow."

    Huh. Whatever, it's probably just the heat getting to your head.

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    1/?
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    3
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    12
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    4
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    "Oh my god, feed me /now/, you uncomfortably rectangular shitbowl, or so help me, I'll take that empty food bowl and shove it so far up your ass that you'll be able to taste the metal!"

    You glance down from the porch swing at the cat, raising an eyebrow. Did it just. Did it just talk?

    "Mrrrrrrow."

    Huh. Whatever, it's probably just the heat getting to your head.

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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

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    2,671
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    6
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    25
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    3
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    Self indulgent fic for my headcanon dave

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    1/1
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    Dave Strider, the new kid, meets a boy named John Egbert on his very first day of college. Things happen.

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    5,044
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    6/?
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    6
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    23
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    2
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    541
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    Bro and John pass like ships in the night. And then Bro turns around and goes full ramming speed.

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    1,048
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    10
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    47
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    358
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    John and Dave have been dating for a bit now. It's their one month anniversary and John has wanted to go to the aquarium. So Dave decides to put his irony aside, and surprise his boyfriend by taking him to his dream place.
    But it goes down hill when John surprises him with something too... Bad news.

    #TW Cursing #TW saddy sads #TW REAlly terrible sarcasm like wow.

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    2,920
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    2/?
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    2
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    John the only child of a rich business man and due to how influential his father is everyone wants to get in good with his old man.
    He feels he can't trust anyone cause all anyone seems to want is to use him to get what they want.
    Then one day he ends up wandering into a starbucks where he meets a new guy in town who has no clue who he or his father is and damn does it feel good to meet someone who isn't such a kiss ass.

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    14,643
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    11/?
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    12
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    27
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    5
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    490
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    17 year old John Egbert, a small town boy from just outside of London, lives a peaceful suburban life with his dad. At least, he used to. In the year 1939, Hitler invades Poland, beginning world war II and John is unexpectedly drafted into the military where he meets many interesting friends. One of which, is a boy by the name of Dave Strider.

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    3,148
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    10
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    135

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