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    Bro enters a den of inequity and buys six hours of Karkat's time. He's going to need all of it.

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    23,539
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    11
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    93
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    15
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    The life of a Homestuck character, within the bounds of Homestuck, is hard. The life of a Homestuck character, taken entirely outside of the context of Homestuck and placed in an universe where Homestuck exists, is somehow even harder. It doesn't help that, whenever you go anywhere, people are always insisting you are a roleplayer and/or a cosplayer, but yet, somehow things become even worse when a madman, one who calls himself Andrew Hussie, makes you read about the adventures you never had.

    Little do you know, though, that you're literally entering an epic of space and time, of joy and sorrow, of hilarity and sobriety, and that it'll change your lives. Is it for the better? Is it for the worse? You will have to decide for yourselves.

    Reimagining of Calliope and the Final Update, AU on various aspects of Homestuck (see clarification).

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    English
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    69,680
    Chapters:
    64/91
    Comments:
    7
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    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    Meanwhile on Alternia: the political tides are shifting and the disappearance of a certain mutant blood sets into motion a revolution which could entangle Alternia and Earth together forever--or destroy them both.

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    English
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    123,519
    Chapters:
    40/?
    Comments:
    274
    Kudos:
    234
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    5705
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    Dave finds Bro's body and thinks about his life, and how Bro treated him, among other things. Talking to Terezi helps him mull it over.

    ((My take on how Dave felt when he found Bro's body.))

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    36
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    Your name is John Egbert and the two guys next door are totally hot! Not that your a homosexual or anything but jesus they are sexy.
    Only thing is, you just moved in and don't even know their names yet, only that they are twins.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    6
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    Flash fiction. John fantasizes about Dave's bro.

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    English
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    176
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    4
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    62
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    EB:hey! i am! calm down dork :B
    TG:psh.
    TG:so when will you be here?
    EB:dont worry!! ill be there soon :B
    TG:k

    This was the last conversation you had with your best friend and crush. It has been 3 years since the accident. And today, April of 13th is the day you find him.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    10
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    Transmale!Dave au where no one but Bro and Dave know that he's dfab except Bro is dead (whoops). Dave is now on the three year meteor trip thing but he's really self conscious and feels like he's annoying and unwanted.

    Blah blah stuff happens. Tw for some gender dysphoria and slight angst.

    (Ps this is "teen and up" and rated as "underage" because there may probably be some smut later on and Dave is 16, which I understand is illegal in (not my country but) some places. ALSO I DONT CONDONE 16 YEAR OLD SEX PLS LET ME SAY But like given the situation that the only humans left at that time are a bunch of 16 year olds and some aliens I say frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac the rules.

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    English
    Words:
    3,785
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    159
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    idek man that title sucked.

    just a small drabble highschool au that i wrote bcus im bored as heck. i guess it was suppose tobe brodad but its only like bro checking dad out. idek man.

    but like... highschool aus

    bomb diggity

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    English
    Words:
    505
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    13
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    It's hard being a detective. It's harder when you're trying to catch a serial killer whose a lot smarter than you thought. Now your brother is trying to find a contract killer who has gone missing and the only to get information is for him to visit the serial killer Jake English. And it just so happens your brother was the one who arrested Jake English.

    Your name is Dave Strider, and something's wrong with everything, your brother, your aunt. And no one tells you anything anymore.

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    English
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    4,053
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
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    4
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    There is a color for every type of cancer, a little ribbon to show support, a symbol of survival or fight. Except lung cancer, because everyone figures the people who get that had it coming, what with smoking. Except sometimes you get lung cancer randomly, without doing anything like inhaling nicotine or pesticides or any of that shit. And sometimes its not caught until the last moment, when the tumors are developed and the cancer cells are spread throughout the body. And sometimes really shitty things happen in the most unfair ways to the best people for no acceptable reason.
    And out of all those people that are good and perfect and get the kind of cancer where they’re always blamed for it, one of them had to be your friend.
    And out of your three best friends, it had to be the one you were in love with.

    With a time limit etched into the cells of John’s body, Dave is left to decide whether to be there as John’s best friend or try to spend the remaining time he has with John as his boyfriend.
    Where John looses his breath, Jade tried to push the empty space away and Rose plunges back to darkness, while Dave looses time more and more everyday.

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    English
    Words:
    66,676
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1634
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    John gets kidnapped by Dave and his Bro, becoming the Strider family pet.

    Plot. Smut. Fluff? Characters. Plot twists. ect.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    46,744
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    199
    Kudos:
    351
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
    9793
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    Dirk Strider has nothing left and he thinks it all his fault. Help him through as he recounts his steps in his thoughts and tell you the story of how he lost everything. His friends, mentors, or even his own brothers. Find out how he couldn't stop an evil that took over the world and destroyed everything he cared about right in front of him.

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    English
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    1,315
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    1
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    32
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    Set in the post Sburb universe, the kids find themselves back on an Earth that has no idea that SBurb ever existed. The entire thing was a hoax set up by teenagers seeking media attention.
    The kids, based on how far they made it into the sburb universe, have varied forms of amnesia. Since John, Jade, Rose, and Dave made it the farthest inside the Sburb universe they remember the most. However, they find that no matter how hard they try, it's impossible to remember the trolls completely. Facing day to day life, they go through carrying the heaviest secrets of all. Not only was Sburb real, they have yet to be able to talk to the trolls in three years.
    The story now picks up on a familiar date in mid-April, where the kids fly to Houston to compete in a nation wide music fest and finally start to remember.

    Please Note that relationships haven't been developed yet and that the Alphas do not appear until Chapter Five.

    Part of the Refrain Universe. For best results, read Refrain first.

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    English
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    29,179
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1040
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    It's been years since the new kid came into his life and changed everything. Including the number of cliches present in his life. This is part of the story of how Dirk met Jake.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    237
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    English
    Words:
    986,039
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    637
    Kudos:
    654
    Bookmarks:
    152
    Hits:
    33688
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    "Frankly, you’re a bit anxious about how this whole thing will play out. Will you be able to jump right back into your brotherly teasing and fighting? Or will Dave be cold and distant towards you? Will he warm up to you at all?"

    It's been eight long years since Bro last saw his little brother, but all of that changes when Dave contacts him with a simple request.

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    English
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    2,574
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    119
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    You haven't heard from John in three years and now, by some miracle, your Bro has found him on the streets of your hometown.

    -

    You've left him hanging for three years. Now you've found him and its great, but you don't want to tell him about your past. You don't know how he would react.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1004
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    I have been called many names; Angel, freak, nephillim, demon, archangel, satan, and much more. I am none of those. I am a mutant. I was born with white as snow, soft as silk wings.

    My name is Johnathon Egbert, and this is only a small part of it all.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,256
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1600
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    John's had enough of having nothing to do at home. Online shopping only satisfies him for so long. He decides to go visit his sugar daddy at work to entertain himself.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,320
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    249

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