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    Whoever thought of of sending some guys and all that glorious yet fucking deadly shit after us and our friends must sick

     

    Like sick as hell

    Like sick with a capital 'S' and shit

    Like whoa bro, you have a high fever of like whatever makes a fever high

    Like whoa slow down dude those raps an' that beat is like so sick-

     

    Okay maybe not the last one...

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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

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    Chapters:
    31/?
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    162
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    31
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    Chapters:
    20/?
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    516
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    566
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    134
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    Bro enters a den of inequity and buys six hours of Karkat's time. He's going to need all of it.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    40
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    9
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    632
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    Dave and John used to be best friends. And then Dave left without a word. They went their separate ways, never hearing from one another, each assuming or hoping (or both) that the other simply "forgot". But they never did. A past, a reunion, a plan, a battle, an escape.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    3
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    16
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    2
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    John gets kidnapped by Dave and his Bro, becoming the Strider family pet.

    Plot. Smut. Fluff? Characters. Plot twists. ect.

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    45,388
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    282
    Bookmarks:
    47
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    8367
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    This is a series of short side stories for my foolishly ambitious fic project Together We'll Ring In The New Year. None of these stories are necessary to follow the main fic, but reading them will probably give some insight into things and characters you wouldn't have gotten otherwise. Really, this is a dumping ground for all the little New Year scenes that I can't fit into the main fic. That's about the size of it in a nutshell! The list of relationships and characters and additional tags will keep growing as the side stories cover more ground.

    EACH 'CHAPTER' HERE WILL COME WITH A WARNING IF IT CONTAINS SPOILERS, AND IF SO, WHAT MAIN FIC CHAPTER SHOULD BE REACHED BEFORE THE AUTHOR CAN RECOMMEND READING IT.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    3
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    6
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    97
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    You make it half way down the block before you feel fabric slip over your eyes and another pressing something in your mouth. You shout and try land a punch on the person behind you, but they grab your wrists and fasten them together behind your back with what you can only assume is a zip tie. After your assailant picks you up(fucking bridal style at that) you can safely guess that it’s a guy. You wish you could actually hear him, try to get some clue on who he might be or what he wants, but all you can hear is goddamn Radiohead.

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    1,253
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Basically, Dave is in love with John, John's feelings are mutual, but things get complicated. It's a weird rollercoaster of events and emotion.

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    1,452
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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    7
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    1
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    Really bad at summaries, but everyone seems to keep chanting "Negative people live negative lives!" as if they aren't by doing that being negative against the person they're directed to?
    Anyway, Red Gay (who we will call Dave Strider for less confusement) is the schools darling, every girl wants him, every boy wants to hang with him in hopes of meeting some of the girls who want him, some other boys want him.
    One of said 'other boys' is the new kid (who happens to have, in record time of one week, made himself the new nerd/punchbag/nicknamed poor soul of the school.) is John Egbert. Or John Egfart. Or John Eggbutts. Or Egdork. Or Egdumb. Yeah that really made the nicknamed alas worth something.

    ((long story short, blue gay has to move from his original home to a different place (Houston i guess) and finds himself feeling very under the weather (wink wink windy weather). Blue gay meets Red gay when he asks for a pencil (original right) in the most husky and sly hoarse voice that literally made him drop the pen he was holding out for the other colorful gay.
    Red gay cannot stop thinking of him. He definitely falls for him. Real hard. Needless to say, he kept that pencil.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    12
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    20
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    1
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    30
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    56
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    1020
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    You've been staring at the papers in front of you for about an hour and a half, and you're starting to get pissed.

    No, scratch that, you've been pissed for about an hour now, but you're finally starting to lose your patience. Because you aren't stupid, you aren't, and you don't know why you're having such a hard time understanding this shit.

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    2,699
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    15
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    70
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    Dave and Bro are somewhat responsible adults; DJ-ing in clubs all over Texas and traveling a lot. One night, they pick up a kid in the middle of nowhere. No socks, no shirt, no bag, and no telling what the fuck he was doing there all on his own. They decide to bring him to the next police station, even though they promise to let him jump out as soon as they reach Houston.
    But as we all know: No good deed ever goes unpunished.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    65
    Kudos:
    105
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    John the only child of a rich business man and due to how influential his father is everyone wants to get in good with his old man.
    He feels he can't trust anyone cause all anyone seems to want is to use him to get what they want.
    Then one day he ends up wandering into a starbucks where he meets a new guy in town who has no clue who he or his father is and damn does it feel good to meet someone who isn't such a kiss ass.

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    18,336
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    24
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    56
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    1242
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    So you’re about to fuck your Bro, also a younger Bro, and also yourself.

    Is it weird that you think that’s kind of hot?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    22
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    3
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    605
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    It is Dave's 19th birthday and he decides to spend it by getting fake id's with his friends to go clubbing. Dave's older brother, Dirk, decides he doesn't have to stay in when he could also be out having drinks with friends, so he grabs them and goes to a gay club. Dirk gets completely wasted and fools around a bit with a younger sexy looking man on the dance floor who invites him back to his motel room. Drunken mishaps ensue which ultimately lead to quite possibly the worst mistake he's ever made in his entire life. Conflicted feelings, denial, and slow build are to follow.

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    Your name is Dave Strider and you are about to meet the love of your life in the most unlikely place.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    13
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    26
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    2
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    523
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    "Helmets?"

    Dave Strider was many things; Talented? Yes. Ironic beyond all compare? No shit. Sexier than Brad Pitt in Fight Club? Obviously. Maker of some of the finest damn music this side of Venus? Hell to the fucking yes.

    A wannabe robot with a gold helmet?

    Not a chance in hell.

     

    (Written by: Hammer and Time)

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    40/40
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    851
    Bookmarks:
    132
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    Your name is Dave Strider and your currently weight is about 213 pounds, you live with your older brother Dirk in the most cheapest little house in Derse you could afford with the money your recently deceased father, the man you believed was your Brother, left.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    455
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    49

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