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    When SBURB ended, only the Time Players could remember.

    Dave's lived thousands of lifetimes, some good and some bad. In some he finds friends and in others he doesn't. Over thousands of years, through the BC and AD eras, Dave slowly starts to fall into pieces from all the memories he wishes to lose, including the ones that force him to realize he fucked up so much.

    On September 3rd, 2014, with no sign of a new SBURB on the horizon, Dave Strider finds the one true rarity among his reincarnated friends.

    John Egbert, who he's only seen twice in his reincarnated adventures.

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    A group of families with connections to SkaiaNet and the Beta Guardians enters the game. Same-universe spinoff written to be accessible to non-Homestuck readers.

    Elaine Timbal of New York, a senior developer at SkaiaNet, uses her inside knowledge of Sburb to protect her family - but in doing so reveals the sacrifices it took to build the game.

    Martin Nunsworth of Oxford, UK, Bro Strider's old fencing master, seizes it as an opportunity to save his students. Meanwhile, his wife Maria reveals chilling information about what's to come.

    Alok Misra of Bangalore, India, a distribution contractor for SkaiaNet, finds Jade Harley's copy of the Sburb beta impossible to deliver. The extra copy represents a chance to escape for he and his family.

    In Washington State, Dad Egbert's sisters prepare to enter the game, but a crippling injury and severe damage to Sburb's own infrastructure leave them scrambling.

    As these four families prepare to enter, one thing becomes clearer and clearer: they are not welcome. Exactly four people were meant to play Sburb, and the game doesn't take kindly to stowaways...

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    Your name is Dave Strider. In your school, you don’t have a lot of friends because you simply think that you are too cool for all of them, and everyone agrees with that. One day, the nerdy new kid in the school called John Egbert accidentally bumps into you. What will you do?

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    Bro's been smoking. Dave disapproves.
    Habits are hard to break, after all.

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    John never thought that his harmless pranks would bring him to Pallington Academy, a school for difficult children to be turned into pleasant ladies and gentleman. He especially never thought that there would be a huge secret to the school that he guessed his father didn't know about when he sent him there.

    (Warning: There will be a lot of smut, mostly malexmale and involving John Egbert)

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    "The Condense found a planet. She attacked the planets. She did something with it's inhabitants. No real retaliation. So on and so forth. Blah blah blah blah blah."

    i was getting pretty tired of seeing "there was a war and the trolls got enslaved and now some troll (most often karkat,) is sad and angesty and hurt and so his master (most often dave) battles between continuing to abuse him or treating him with a reasonable amount of respect" because let's be honest here if there was a war the trolls would fucking dominate i mean they have space warships and a bamf empress and we've got bluffing and that weird greeny-yellow gatorade for god's sake

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    The life of a Homestuck character, within the bounds of Homestuck, is hard. The life of a Homestuck character, taken entirely outside of the context of Homestuck and placed in an universe where Homestuck exists, is somehow even harder. It doesn't help that, whenever you go anywhere, people are always insisting you are a roleplayer and/or a cosplayer, but yet, somehow things become even worse when a madman, one who calls himself Andrew Hussie, makes you read about the adventures you never had. Reimagining of Calliope and the Final Update, AU on cherub biology.

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    In a world of mystery and darkness, some things are meant to be kept secret.

    Karkat Vantas is a new student at Skaian Fields Night School. He'd prefer to be anywhere else.

    The life of a student is hard, but things can get really tricky when your classmates are monsters, spell-casters, mutants, and psychics.

    It's even trickier when you are even weirder than any of them.

    Romance and magical conundrums are bound to ensue, but beware of the things in the dark.

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    John has a cat and wants to bring her to college with him. Sadly, his university didn't allow pets. He attempts to sneak the cat in his room and meets the one and only Dave Strider on the way.

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    The story of a 16 year old boy from District 5, the Time District.

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    It's been eight days since the end of Sburb and Davesprite is not coping especially well.

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    Dove Strider wants to be a male but Sis doesn't like it and John is gay and Dad doesn't like that.

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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

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    Davesprite has always known that the Game would come back to fuck one last time. He just never knew that it would come in the form of a choice. To be more exact, The Choice.

    (Occurs near the end of chapter one of 14 Days.)

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    They're sisters and they unironically love each other, even if they don't show it so easily in public. But there might be more to it than the public would ever know.

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    "Oh my god, feed me /now/, you uncomfortably rectangular shitbowl, or so help me, I'll take that empty food bowl and shove it so far up your ass that you'll be able to taste the metal!"

    You glance down from the porch swing at the cat, raising an eyebrow. Did it just. Did it just talk?

    "Mrrrrrrow."

    Huh. Whatever, it's probably just the heat getting to your head.

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    Dave Strider, upon first inspection, is not that noteworthy. He reeks of alpha pheromones, he's handsome, he's cocky--he is the stereotype. Most people don't give him a second glance--betas and omegas included, because he's also got the faintest hint of omega pheromones on him, too--unless it's to admire how lovely he looks, regardless.

    You never really have, either! He's just Dave--Dave who laughs so hard when your pranks fail that he's squirted apple juice out of his nose several times. Dave who acts like he doesn't give a fuck, but still trips all over himself to make sure his friends are happy. Dave who listens to really pompous, edgy music just so he has the knowledge to rip the songs apart when someone tries to defend them. Dave who collects dead things! Dave who makes you wish it weren't such a societal weirdness for two alphas to Bond--because if you're honest, you want Dave more than you could ever want anyone else, compatible hormones or no.

    He's awesome, weird--but a totally normal guy underneath all that fake, layered on coolkid facade.

    And apparently, he's not actually an alpha.

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    “Jackpot.” Dave almost purrs and you blink. He's kneeling in front of your closet.

    “Guess what, if you wanna hide your wanking material you should put it in a zip lock bag.” he chuckles and you jump up from the bed in time to see Dave effortlessly fishing a magazine out from under a bunch of rolled up socks in an open drawer. He holds it away from himself pinching a corner with two fingers.

    “Tadaa~!” you pale a little in horror, staring into his smug face, your wide open mouth and eyes reflected in his shades.

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    Dave's doing laundry when the twins decide to have a little fun that gets a bit out of hand. Especially when the guardians come home drunk and are surprised to see the twins attempting to act like them. (Warning: mentions of being drunk, alcohol use.)

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    You haven't heard from John in three years and now, by some miracle, your Bro has found him on the streets of your hometown.

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    You've left him hanging for three years. Now you've found him and its great, but you don't want to tell him about your past. You don't know how he would react.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    6
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