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    There's something bizarrely empowering and self-indulgent about fucking a complete stranger, about being that absurdly close with someone who's name isn't of any importance to you.

    Chaotic, mismatched faces become progressively more blurred, and amidst the fucking madness, Dave he realizes that they’re all fucking replacements.

    Replacements for one particularly stupid, puppet-obsessed fuck whose glasses he still somehow has.

    (Coping Nymphomaniac Dave Strider/All)

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    John and Dave are American students trying to survive their year abroad in Scotland. For all his enthusiasm, there's only so much cold, wet misery that John can stand, and he's about ready to give up when he meets Karkat Vantas- tall, ginger, and unapologetically Glaswegian. He thinks he might just learn to love this place after all.

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    8/?
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    Not surprisingly, the supply of fit, sound of mind, willing siblings to pilot Jaegers is short. This is where academies designed to train new pilot candidates come in. Jade Harley, one of only 28 people to actually graduate from Pilot School in her year and be considered to pilot a Jaeger, has to learn people skills fast if she's going to be compatible enough with someone to actually pass above the other candidates and pilot a Jaeger. This isn't easy when most of her peers look down upon someone like her, who had to rely on good grades and dead parents (instead of money) to get into the academies in the first place. She tries her very best to be someone the other girls can like and maybe make a friend, but ends up getting an unexpected lesson on what companionship really means -- hopefully before the final exam!

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    10/?
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    19
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    6
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    Dave misses him too much and tries to bring him back.

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    John forgets to log out of Pesterchum, and ends up getting a drunken confession from his best friend and room mate Dave.
    At first he brushes it off as Dave being drunk, but when he opens his eye's a little, he notices things he never did before.

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    You laid on the bed and looked around. Blood. Blood everywhere. Splattered on the wall and floor and bed. If only this one had listened. Jake had told this stupid slave one thing. Of coarse it was a stubborn little shit which meant torture it. Well even after torture it still was a stubborn little shit which made Jake mad which meant you got to kill him. Since he was your pick. You, John Egbert, and Jake English were slave trainers. Well you guys got the slave to behave before selling it. Unless your selling to someone who wants a reason to abuse there slaves.

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    1/?
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    "Helmets?"

    Dave Strider was many things; Talented? Yes. Ironic beyond all compare? No shit. Sexier than Brad Pitt in Fight Club? Obviously. Maker of some of the finest damn music this side of Venus? Hell to the fucking yes.

    A wannabe robot with a gold helmet?

    Not a chance in hell.

     

    (Written by: Hammer and Time)

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    Life's pretty easy underneath the waves. You have your family, your friends, the reef, and everything you could ever want.
    Well, except one thing you never really expected to need: love.

    Even more unexpected? It's with a human. Named John.

    Sigh.

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    2/5
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    30
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    2
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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

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    22/?
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    You hear a knock at 4 AM and the first thing you see when you swing open the door is John Egbert standing in the rain holding a baby.

    “I don’t know what to do, Bro,” his words are choked through his sobs. “Please help.”

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    2/?
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    Cuddles...

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    There is a color for every type of cancer, a little ribbon to show support, a symbol of survival or fight. Except lung cancer, because everyone figures the people who get that had it coming, what with smoking. Except sometimes you get lung cancer randomly, without doing anything like inhaling nicotine or pesticides or any of that shit. And sometimes its not caught until the last moment, when the tumors are developed and the cancer cells are spread throughout the body. And sometimes really shitty things happen in the most unfair ways to the best people for no acceptable reason.
    And out of all those people that are good and perfect and get the kind of cancer where they’re always blamed for it, one of them had to be your friend.
    And out of your three best friends, it had to be the one you were in love with.

    With a time limit etched into the cells of John’s body, Dave is left to decide whether to be there as John’s best friend or try to spend the remaining time he has with John as his boyfriend.
    Where John looses his breath, Jade tried to push the empty space away and Rose plunges back to darkness, while Dave looses time more and more everyday.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    24
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    4
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    246
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    Un mundo refinado y bañado por oro puede ocultar hasta las más perversas acciones de las personas consideradas la crème de la crème en la sociedad, pero nada puede quedarse en secreto por demasiado tiempo. Multi Pairing

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    Español
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    4,329
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    2/?
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    a collection of shameless porn written by yours truly on impulse, in a variety of ship flavors. mostly vent writing from sleepless nights, made to take my mind off the fact that i'm trash at writing. each chapter is capable of standing alone. enjoy, or something.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    336
    Kudos:
    461
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    115
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    Bro makes a shocking discovery.

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    1/1
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    9
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    2
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    There have always been musicians playing at the subway station; the has-been's, the wanna-be's, the guitarists that have a little talent, but only know three songs. They've been there for as long as you can remember. But one day, when you are about 20, you finally hear something fantastic: a keyboard, played by none other than a certain John Egbert.

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    38,322
    Chapters:
    21/21
    Comments:
    136
    Kudos:
    959
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    188
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    Your name is John Egbert and you are not real.

    You've always known this. But at least before, he could make you feel real.

    Now you can't even reach him.

    Language:
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    Comments:
    10
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    24
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    2
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    He’s kneeling down between your legs, and the amount of undivided attention being focused on you at this very second makes you want to fidget, makes you want to say ‘relax, bro,’ anything to break the tension. You hold your breath and don’t say a word.

    These are my overtly sexual fills for the 2014 Homestuck Shipping World Cup. My G-T pieces for the bonus rounds are in their own posts, but all my bonus round fills that get too explicit for those stories are going to be posted here. Again, relevant warnings will be posted at the beginning of each chapter.

    Language:
    English
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    4,037
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Collections:
    1
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    1
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    592
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    You were so sure. You were so fucking sure that you could handle it. Handle everything. You just can't, though. Can't even get through a day without cutting your goddamn self to ribbons.

    Pathetic.

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    1,428
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    1/1
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    2
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