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    Honestly you don't give two shits what the kid looks like. Your audience will go for it even if you get someone who got beaten half to death with the troll ugly stick.

    The picture loads.

    You're going to make so much alien fetish money you're going to have to hire somebody to build a swimming pool on the roof, just so you can fill it with sleazy intergalactic flesh trade dollars and roll around in it like an asshole.

    Language:
    English
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    4,985
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    388
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    There is a color for every type of cancer, a little ribbon to show support, a symbol of survival or fight. Except lung cancer, because everyone figures the people who get that had it coming, what with smoking. Except sometimes you get lung cancer randomly, without doing anything like inhaling nicotine or pesticides or any of that shit. And sometimes its not caught until the last moment, when the tumors are developed and the cancer cells are spread throughout the body. And sometimes really shitty things happen in the most unfair ways to the best people for no acceptable reason.
    And out of all those people that are good and perfect and get the kind of cancer where they’re always blamed for it, one of them had to be your friend.
    And out of your three best friends, it had to be the one you were in love with.

    With a time limit etched into the cells of John’s body, Dave is left to decide whether to be there as John’s best friend or try to spend the remaining time he has with John as his boyfriend.
    Where John looses his breath, Jade tried to push the empty space away and Rose plunges back to darkness, while Dave looses time more and more everyday.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40,397
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    639
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    Dove Strider wants to be a male but Sis doesn't like it and John is gay and Dad doesn't like that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,098
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    33
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    Dad didn't have a terrible temper, he just liked things a certain way. Clean and proper. He gave words of praise and encouragement any time John did something, but when it was something he didn't approve of, they would have an almost passive aggressive undertone. Dad could be a master manipulator when he wanted, always needing to get his way, and John knew this. But he’d wanted to tell him, hoped that he would give another remark or maybe just beat him and never talk about it again, go on in disappointed silence until John left for college or moved out. But that’s not what he got, he hated being isolated.

    “I have done everything in my power to make you a successful young man and time and time again you seem to chose all of the wrong paths. I tried and tried and then you come to me with this,” there was no emotion in his voice, no hurt or pain, “I did all that I could and you never appreciated it.” All that you could, hitting and scolding for wanting to see a friend or not getting a perfect grade every time or simply being there. “I’m done. Look at this as an early birthday;” four months away, “you seem to know what you want to do with yourself and how you want to spend the rest of your life, so go.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,084
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    147
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    2203
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    Please heed the warnings. This fic deals with drug use and sex trafficking.

    Bro enters a den of inequity and buys six hours of Karkat's time. He'll need all of it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,976
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    180
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    A fill for HSWC Bonus Round 1.

    "Dave/Rose

    Remember when Dave found out Rose was his sister?"

    NOTES: I made them cousins. Also, the warnings and tags? They get as far as a boob touch, but I tagged it to be safe.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,909
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    23
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    Dave finds a mermaid struggling in a fisherman’s net and decides to save him, but now the mermaid and Dave are connected by fate and will end up having their paths crossed once again

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,165
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    120
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    Would it hurt to lose control just once? If you do can you stop before real damage is dealt. Old ghosts from Jake's past pay him a visit only they aren't ghost or there to make amends.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,342
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    136
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    Okay, I know the relationships they say in the tags. But this is mainly just John and Dave. There may or may not be little side bits with the other relationships.

    Basically, they're dorky kids growing up into just as dorky adults.

    I won't give spoilers, just know I don't like unhappy endings.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,622
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    154
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    Karkat is woken up by his obnoxious next door neighbor making a smoothie at God's Asscrack o'clock.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,500
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    397
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    Bonus Round 1 fill for the HSWC.

    "Bro/Dave
    Remember the Alamo?
    (...or at least the Striders' reenactment?)"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    902
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    18
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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    63,566
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    140
    Kudos:
    144
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    3118
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    Summary

    in which dawn is tired and secretly wants to cuddle

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,111
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    54
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    HSWC Bonus Round 1 fill:

    "Bro♥John

    Remember when Bro and John starred in a cheesy delivery-guy porn movie full of terrible dialogue?"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,568
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    115
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    It starts out from when Karkat attempts suicide.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,958
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    801
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    (OH MY GOD I'M SO PICKY ABOUT THIS SUMMARY)
    This fic is an entirely angsty gay college au cliche, but don't worry there's some shitty humour along with hot ships.
    Johndave /pepsicola /whatever you wanna call it is the main ship.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40,091
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    119
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2558
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    Bro is finally done recovering and takes a moment for himself. His basking is interrupted however when his other brothers come home and decide that they want a piece of the action as well without giving Bro a chance to fight back.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,541
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    533
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    John the only child of a rich business man and due to how influential his father is everyone wants to get in good with his old man.
    He feels he can't trust anyone cause all anyone seems to want is to use him to get what they want.
    Then one day he ends up wandering into a starbucks where he meets a new guy in town who has no clue who he or his father is and damn does it feel good to meet someone who isn't such a kiss ass.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,753
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1143
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    Summary

    Dave's depressed and becomes an alcoholic. John comes down to try to help Bro help Dave.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,356
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    709
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    Summary

    Under different circumstances, what could you have become?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,743
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    676

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