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    Jake is an alien from a distant planet in a distant universe who accidentally wound up in Dirk Strider's apartment.
    Dirk is an eccentric resident of a small Oceanside town in Texas who may be in just a little over his head with this one. The two, through many odd occurrences and divulgences of quirks, become close, and eventually a little more than just friends.

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    were running out of food
    the sun is dimming
    and i cant fucking do this anymore.

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    The Sburb Circus was as grand as grand could be. There wasn't a person in the world who didn't hear about it. Each performance involved different people and each show had something new that no one had seen before. Only the best of the best got in and no one was completely sure how you could get it. One thing was for certain: If the Ring Leader liked you your whole world would change.

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    Will be a collection of drabbles that i thought were cute/interesting.
    There will be sadstuck and other stuff but no major things.
    These are merely for inspiration.

    These will have nothing to do with Sburb or the actual story line.

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    john, bro, and anyone that gave a shit,

    you cant blame me can you? i tried to get help but no one would listen. I plead with them after he died i wanted to join him but..... well we all make mistakes. i wish that it never came to this.... i wish never thought like this..... i wish..... i wish so many things right now..... but i want him back. i want to see him when i open my eyes and want him beside me and i want him to know how much i love him. i chose today because..... its been a year since he died.... its been more than too long for me to see his smile and..... i never got to tell him 'i love you' on his birthday and we all knew that this would happen and none of us could deny that it would be today and... well..... nows the time....

    happy birthday kitkat... see you soon...

    dave elizabeth strider

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    Post SBurb, Alpha and Beta sessions joined after they beat the game etc etc, the trolls live with Jade and Jake on their island so that humans don’t flip out because aliens, Dave moved out and is making SB&HJ movies in California, Rose and Roxy still live together and Rose is blossoming as a psychiatrist and writer while Roxy is working on attending all of her AA meetings, Dirk has continued his pursuits in robotics rather than picking up smuppets, and John has moved out of his Dad’s house where Jane decided to stay and open a bakery nearby, John is living on his own in Arizona working at a video store and coping with PTSD.
    John has a series of panic attacks that continue to worsen and calls Dave for support, but Dave is in the middle of producing SB&HJ and calls Dirk to check up on John for him. While Dirk is there John has a bad panic attack and Dirk concludes that living alone isn’t the best for him.

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    You never understood why mom was so upset with you, you never understood dad avoided you. The very least you did was try, but apparently it had not worked. This caused your bright blue sky, to boil and dry.

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    *Humanstuck high school AU*
    You can't love someone else, and you can't expect someone else to love you. Not when you can't love yourself. It takes a special kind of person to make you understand what that means, though, and an even more special person to help you embrace yourself. Sometimes, if you're very, very lucky, this person will find you all on their own, and they will never really know about the spell that they cast on you because you were too busy working your own accidental magic on them.

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    Dave catches more than sneak peeks at the Striders' life on camera. Meaningless moments and important milestones, all compile for a simple school project, but by the end he's left with a lot more than a good grade.

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    Sleepovers are all fun and games until you realize your best friend's sister is hot as balls

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    Dave strider lives in a world where, when people find their soulmate, their world lights up around them. Colour begins to appear in a world that was once dull, everything becomes brighter, more vibrant, everything around you changes from how you once knew it.

    But none of this matters to him, it's not like he can see anything anyway.

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    Dave Strider is a webcam stripper. He gets quite a good amount of cash for this little job, and he's got a devoted fanbase online. Of course, no one at his school knows about this, but things do seem to have a way of getting out. Especially where his best friend John is concerned. Lmao this is dumb

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    Dirk Strider and Jake English were regular roommates until an unexpected conflict at work and a terrible act of revenge from a certain family member...

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    John is a young boy, who like to spend his afternoons talking to Jade and Rose, reading some books, pulling pranks and playing video-games. But suddenly, his plastic paradise fades away. Days fly by in a hurry, as he tries to find a way to escape the hands of his kidnappers, who want to sell him for a good price.
    Scared and lonely, John is forced to live and deal with a mean blond man, but what he doesn't know is that he might have more feelings than hate for the sadistic older man.

    PS.: I'm sorry for the summary, I promise the story's better ^w^'

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    After a string of misfortunes, Dirk Strider and his younger brother move out of the city, in hopes that a new house will mean a new life.
    What they didn't expect was for that house to already be occupied.

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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

    Meanwhile on Alternia: the political tides are shifting and the disappearance of a certain mutant blood sets into motion a revolution which could entangle Alternia and Earth together forever--or destroy them both.

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    sort of part of "with reverence to twenty-seven".
    dirk and eridan agree to bury the hatchet, and not in each other's skulls.

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    The halls of the Gods are empty, echoing with unheard prayers.

    The forces of corruption and decay are growing in power. Soon they shall sweep across the world like an unholy plague.

    From the deep caverns beneath the majestic Dragonshard Mountains, across the mighty Greenweald Forest, to the fair city of Porthaven on the storm-wracked coast, there are fourteen people with the mark of a divine ruler on their skin. They do not know it, but they and only they can save the world from apocalypse and ruin.

    So naturally, they're going to spend as long as possible arsing about slaying monsters and looting ancient temples. 'Cos, you know, adventurers.
    ___
    Readers can make one suggestion per new chapter posted, and one Hero Point vote per round of voting (rounds are four chapters long).

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    Dave Strider was most definitely not fine. In fact, he was pretty sure he had just woken up at the scene of his own murder.

    (Bonus Terezi Title: Corpses Don't Cry)

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