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    Dave picks Bro up at a bar.

    (Weak is a working title :y)

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    Dirk Strider is a grad student, a TA, and when his students actually show up, a tutor. When given Jake English as a new student to tutor, Dirk may be forced to admit that his approach is a bit flawed.

    Tags will be added as needed.

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    35/?
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    Bro enters a den of inequity and buys six hours of Karkat's time. He's going to need all of it.

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    6/?
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    The life of a Homestuck character, within the bounds of Homestuck, is hard. The life of a Homestuck character, taken entirely outside of the context of Homestuck and placed in an universe where Homestuck exists, is somehow even harder. It doesn't help that, whenever you go anywhere, people are always insisting you are a roleplayer and/or a cosplayer, but yet, somehow things become even worse when a madman, one who calls himself Andrew Hussie, makes you read about the adventures you never had.

    Little do you know, though, that you're literally entering an epic of space and time, of joy and sorrow, of hilarity and sobriety, and that it'll change your lives. Is it for the better? Is it for the worse? You will have to decide for yourselves.

    Reimagining of Calliope and the Final Update, AU on various aspects of Homestuck (see clarification).

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    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    Meanwhile on Alternia: the political tides are shifting and the disappearance of a certain mutant blood sets into motion a revolution which could entangle Alternia and Earth together forever--or destroy them both.

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    Chapters:
    40/?
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    The halls of the Gods are empty, echoing with unheard prayers.

    The forces of corruption and decay are growing in power. Soon they shall sweep across the world like an unholy plague.

    From the deep caverns beneath the majestic Dragonshard Mountains, across the mighty Greenweald Forest, to the fair city of Porthaven on the storm-wracked coast, there are fourteen people with the mark of a divine ruler on their skin. They do not know it, but they and only they can save the world from apocalypse and ruin.

    So naturally, they're going to spend as long as possible arsing about slaying monsters and looting ancient temples. 'Cos, you know, adventurers.
    ___
    Readers can make one suggestion per new chapter posted, and one Hero Point vote per round of voting (rounds are four chapters long).

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    Bro and Karkat try out something new. Karkat finds it harder to choreograph than expected.

    (Set roughly a year after My Thoughts Remain Below. Characterization makes more sense if you've read that, but "established D/s relationship" should cover it, if you wanna start here.)

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    Dave finds Bro's body and thinks about his life, and how Bro treated him, among other things. Talking to Terezi helps him mull it over.

    ((My take on how Dave felt when he found Bro's body.))

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    Your name is John Egbert and the two guys next door are totally hot! Not that your a homosexual or anything but jesus they are sexy.
    Only thing is, you just moved in and don't even know their names yet, only that they are twins.

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    In which John has a birthday party, fun with his friends, and drinks too much. Shenanigans ensue.

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    Flash fiction. John fantasizes about Dave's bro.

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    EB:hey! i am! calm down dork :B
    TG:psh.
    TG:so when will you be here?
    EB:dont worry!! ill be there soon :B
    TG:k

    This was the last conversation you had with your best friend and crush. It has been 3 years since the accident. And today, April of 13th is the day you find him.

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    It was a shame Roxy Lalonde had to die. At 21, that girl was the embodiment of all the good things life had to offer, and deep entrenched in things way beyond her control. She took her own life, that's what they'd told him officially anyway, and Dirk might have believed it too, if he could stop seeing her everywhere.

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    3/?
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    How did he get this job?
    Shenanigans.
    Did he ever regret his actions?
    Never.
    Being a pirate is a thrill ride, who would ever regret that?

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    2/?
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    1
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    Transmale!Dave au where no one but Bro and Dave know that he's dfab except Bro is dead (whoops). Dave is now on the three year meteor trip thing but he's really self conscious and feels like he's annoying and unwanted.

    Blah blah stuff happens. Tw for some gender dysphoria and slight angst.

    (Ps this is "teen and up" and rated as "underage" because there may probably be some smut later on and Dave is 16, which I understand is illegal in (not my country but) some places. ALSO I DONT CONDONE 16 YEAR OLD SEX PLS LET ME SAY But like given the situation that the only humans left at that time are a bunch of 16 year olds and some aliens I say frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac the rules.

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    2/?
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    8
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    15
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    1
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    idek man that title sucked.

    just a small drabble highschool au that i wrote bcus im bored as heck. i guess it was suppose tobe brodad but its only like bro checking dad out. idek man.

    but like... highschool aus

    bomb diggity

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    1/1
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    2
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    It's hard being a detective. It's harder when you're trying to catch a serial killer whose a lot smarter than you thought. Now your brother is trying to find a contract killer who has gone missing and the only to get information is for him to visit the serial killer Jake English. And it just so happens your brother was the one who arrested Jake English.

    Your name is Dave Strider, and something's wrong with everything, your brother, your aunt. And no one tells you anything anymore.

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    2/?
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    Your name, is Dirk Strider. And as far as you're concerned, this is the beginning of the end of your life.

    With bags full of only what your parents allowed you to take, a fixed gaze and a heavy heart, you look upon the place that would be your new residence for the next few years of your life. Sburb institutions, an institution for the mentally unstable and unfit for society. This was so not ironic.

    In which Dirk goes to the Mental ward called Sburb Institution and meets friends, and enemies and crazy people.

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    English
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    42,881
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    137
    Bookmarks:
    33
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    All the characters in. Homestuck are at a school, and stuff happens, especially because the school is really strange to give me, and hopefully the you, the reader, amusement.

    Series
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    English
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    1/?
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    There is a color for every type of cancer, a little ribbon to show support, a symbol of survival or fight. Except lung cancer, because everyone figures the people who get that had it coming, what with smoking. Except sometimes you get lung cancer randomly, without doing anything like inhaling nicotine or pesticides or any of that shit. And sometimes its not caught until the last moment, when the tumors are developed and the cancer cells are spread throughout the body. And sometimes really shitty things happen in the most unfair ways to the best people for no acceptable reason.
    And out of all those people that are good and perfect and get the kind of cancer where they’re always blamed for it, one of them had to be your friend.
    And out of your three best friends, it had to be the one you were in love with.

    With a time limit etched into the cells of John’s body, Dave is left to decide whether to be there as John’s best friend or try to spend the remaining time he has with John as his boyfriend.
    Where John looses his breath, Jade tried to push the empty space away and Rose plunges back to darkness, while Dave looses time more and more everyday.

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    English
    Words:
    66,676
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    27
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    112
    Bookmarks:
    23
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    1634

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