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    Declan Donnelly has finally decided enough is enough, he's sick of being lonely, so what's the answer? Why an adorable young pup of course!

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    A Massively revised version of the story that used to be called 'Who's Laughing Now?'

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    Later, when Alan started actually miming swan mating, Victoria leaned towards Jo again. “Here's an idea,” she said, reaching for the pen in front of her. “Every time someone makes a sex joke, I get a point.”

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    Hugh notes his meetings with Chris down using red pen.

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    Charlie fantasises about things that won’t happen.

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    "I'm envisioning you developing a scoring rubric now," David says. "And carrying around a set of cards with numbers on."

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    "Just to be perfectly clear, they asked who you wanted to build and race a boat with and you chose me?"

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    You know what would be really disturbing, Charlie thinks, if I accidentally willed myself into all of David's projects just by thinking too hard about him.

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    Anthony McPartlin and Declan Donnelly have just recently announced their love for one another to the nation, so are making the most of every little moment they have together. On a romantic trip out things are not as they seem

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    Flash back to 1991 and Ant and Dec are starring in the teenage drama Byker Grove. The current plot is whether the youth club is haunted, but the actors begin to question whether the set is as well.

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    Val re-read his message twice, then scrutinised each word for any typos. She didn’t know whether to treat him as an over-optimist, or a very stupid idiot.
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    This is a very heavy re-working of comediloids. Please ignore and forget everything comediloid-related I have written so far.

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    In a desperate attempt to get David not to break up their secret relationship, Lee has committed to finally leave his wife and come out as David’s lover, even going so far as to actually suggesting they get married. In the heat of the moment, and clearly not being serious, David finally agreed to give them another chance if Lee actually were to get down on one knee and propose to him again except during the recording of next week’s episode of “Would I lie to you?”

    It’s now been a week.

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    A few weeks ago on Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway, Ant and Dec did a performance with the acrobatics group Spellbound. Once the cameras had finished rolling Dec jokingly tried to pull Ant's shorts down but failed, so Ant took it upon himself to pull them down to the audience. That is actually all true, so I got a request to write a fic based upon those events.

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    RPF - Mark Gatiss is alone several nights in a row, and with Ian away, how can he rid himself of that niggling that had begun to poke into his thigh?

    With... interesting results

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    Lee experiences some feelings of jealousy and finds them hard to contain. Set during and after the recording of episode 2 in series 5, which featured Robert Webb.

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    "Julian is only special by association"

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    Waking up in someone else's bed with a hangover is never fun, unless that person is a politician in a party you don't vote for.

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    Alexander is tired of Richard always being in control and so decides to have his way with him. ¬u¬
    Naughtiness ensues.

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    Milton perked up, pulled out the mop and, ignoring that the bucket was empty, started to work on the floor. He kept his eyes down, and then looked up, as if he had not known Humphrey was staring at him.
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    Happy Chinese New Year!! Here's to the Year of the Snake :)

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    Disclaimer: this work is not an accurate biographical account of any period in the lives of James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, or any living named person. As far as I know.

    Spanx, Inc., the company responsible for the fine feminine rear-end sculpting product Spanx, are also nothing to do with my property or financial holdings (sadly), nor are any aspersions or endorsement of their product intended.

    Al Pacino, Al Pacino in a ballgown, stuffed gorillas, Keira Knightley, gorillas on the loose, cockney!Kevin Bacon, gorillas in babydolls. Astronomy metaphors with alarming anatomical implications. Jason Statham. Oh yes, and James and Michael.

    Period is the early 2000s: all actor characters are unsuccessful or struggling actors, unless otherwise specified. Except Al Pacino. You can safely assume Al Pacino is doing all right.

    References: Ibsen, Wu-Tang Clan, Frank Sinatra, Doris Day, Harlan Ellison, Some Like It Hot (sub-title), Ice Cube, Tammy Wynette, Ayn Rand.

    Entry for the 2012 Spring McFassy Fest.

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