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    Trust, this sister would be suspicious of being told "I like you just as you are" and only have my faults mentioned and not my attractive points.
    Also I wanted to see the Bridget Jones world have a lil more POC so I'm inserting a few characters from MadTv and The Parkers and myself.
    Some of Ka Son's and Pam's dialogue are inspired by this sketch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xARiFIew8Ao

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    There was no way she was seeing /him/ here of all people… was there?

    No, no, she’d just arrived at the address of 212 Pickledlilly Drive, was invited in by said sister’s fiance’s parents before being ushered in to see this… this! This two timing rat bastard!

    Michelle had marched forward then as the posh tosser had the gall to smile at her and extend a hand in greeting. Instead of taking the proffered hand, she decked him one right in the noggin. How dare Harry Hart do this to her son, and with Eggsy's aunt no less?!

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    Mark's 60th birthday is quickly approaching, and he's feeling rather self-conscious about it.

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    A collection of Harry/AnyMale one-shots inspired by anything really. Details at the beginning of each chapter.

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    Mark Darcy never asks for much–really, he doesn’t. He’d much rather give, making sure Bridget is well taken care of and showering her with love and attention. But there was one instance where Mark asked for something, and Bridget simply couldn’t pass up the opportunity to give it to him.

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    “For all its worth,” he started, shoving his hands in his pockets, “I truly don’t need this if you don’t love me like you said you did.”

    Bridget’s eyes widened as she set her jaw. She could feel the enamel of her teeth grating together as she stared at Mark, fury and disgust rising in her throat like bile. “Get out,” she rasped. “I don’t ever want to see you again.”

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    How were there TWO Harry Harts? Eggsy couldn't even handle one!

    But then how was Harry standing in front of this cafe when he was supposed to be all the way in Brussels on an ambassador mission with Arthur?

    Eggsy soon discovers that there is still a lot to learn about Harry Hart, starting with the fact that he has a twin brother, a one Mr. Mark Darcy. And Mark may share Harry's face, but that's where the similarities end. Where Harry is slick and charismatic, Mark is awkward and endearing. But for all of the charm Mark lacks, Eggsy can't help but find himself falling for the bumbling barrister.

    But when Harry returns and discovers that not only has his young protege has fallen for someone other than him (he may have been giving Eggsy the impression that he wasn't interested, whoops), but it's his estranged goody two shoes brother. The war for Eggsy's heart begins, but none of them can plan for how it turns out.

    (It ends with all three together, that's where)

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    In which Bridget shows she doesn't need anyone to defend her kid.

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    Mark felt a brush of lips against his shoulder blades, mimicking the sensation of a warm breeze gently crossing his skin. He jolted awake, the feeling of such an intimate gesture a far and distant memory. It took him a few seconds to fully realize where he was. He blinked a few times, taking in the turquoise sheets he was currently wrapped in, which were a far cry from his own burgundy sheets or the white hotel sheets he was used to. Early morning sun was leaking in from the window above his head, soaking the bedroom in a golden light and illuminating his own strewn clothes on the floor, which were tangled up in a cardigan he didn't recognize and a pair of tiger striped knickers that definitely weren't his...

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    Set post-BJB. Mark has been watching Bridget all night, but he could never stand to just watch her.

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    Oxytocin is called the "love hormone"--it's what is released when you make contact with someone and get that inexplicable warmth in your chest. Mark just might be overdosing on it.

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    Mark still can't believe that Bridget loves him. She hadn't said it before, and for a while he thought she'd never say it all, but as always she blindsided him.

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    In which Mark Darcy gets hammered and Daniel Cleaver finally does something right.

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    “It’s always a long story with you. Did you at least tell the ones who thought you were dead that you are not in fact dead?” It might not be his business, but he cannot forget the young man’s haunted look. Clearly, he cares about Harry even if Mark can’t understand why. He loves his brother dearly, but his brother is also the worst little shit in the world. How people not bound by family ties can like him is beyond him.

    After V-Day and after William is born, Harry and Mark have three conversations.

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    After what the news is deeming "The Blizzard of the Century", Mark is still bent & determined to get into work. What starts out as some innocent shoveling turns out to be one of the most embarrassing moments of his life.

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    Bridget had inexplicably gone to Darcy's time, and now he returns the favour.

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    Mark wakes up on New Year's Day to a tangle of limbs and love.

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    Post BJB Christmas nugget. Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. All except two little Darcy's

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    What's Christmas without Santa, when it's your baby's first?

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    Bridget wants Will's third Christmas to be magical, so she convinces Mark to dress up like Santa to help put out his presents. They didn't really expect to get caught, though...

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